We Two Brothers, Hit It Off Immediately!

Yukino’s words, as eerie as a Yuki-onna’s whisper, sent a shiver down my spine. I rubbed the delicate skin of Exusiai’s small hand and said, “The main door of this dormitory isn’t locked. Anyone who wants to can just come in, right? Maybe someone just wanted to come in and have a look around. A little urban exploration.”

“But,” Exusiai said, tapping her chin with her phone, her expression thoughtful, “what’s there to see in an abandoned dormitory building like this?”

“I’ve thought of a possibility.” Saber either said nothing or said something astonishing. Seeing our gazes fixed on her, she fiddled with the edge of her monocle and said seriously, “Look, this dormitory is abandoned. There’s no one else here. As long as a place isn’t locked, you can just walk right in.”

“That’s true, but…” I didn’t quite understand. “Can’t you usually just walk into unlocked places in other buildings too?”

“No~” Saber shook her head, her face, as exquisite as a master’s painting, was full of profound seriousness. “There’s one place that, even if it’s unlocked in other buildings, you can’t just walk into. A sacred, forbidden zone. But in this abandoned girls’ dormitory, you can satisfy your curiosity there without any condemnation. That’s right, I think you’ve already guessed it. It’s… the women’s restroom, ahhhhh!!!”

“I didn’t guess that at all!!” My shout echoed for a hundred miles. “Don’t talk about such filthy topics with that pretty little mouth of yours! Look at the viewers in the stream, they’re all…”

I held up my phone and saw a stream of comments float by:

[I want to go to the women’s restroom too]

[The women’s restroom, lemme see!]

[The streamer gets it, give the women’s restroom a shot! That’s the real final boss!]

[A Saber who understands our kinks so well, I’m in love! Marry me!]

“Oh my god, everyone in this stream is a pervert!” If our stream is this perverted, if we ever hold a fan meeting, won’t we get pregnant on the spot?!

“Hmph, I was right, wasn’t I~” Saber crossed her arms in front of her little vest, as proud as Pinocchio whose nose had just grown a mile.

“Alright, stop arguing. We should keep moving.” Yukino, the sensible one who was on my side, finally couldn’t take it anymore. She stepped forward with her clean canvas shoes, her voice like drifting snow. “The women’s restroom should be just ahead.”

“You want to go to the women’s restroom too?!” It’s over. I’m the only sane person in the whole dorm. After the ‘still have it’ class division, I’m the odd one out again.

“The viewers want to see it, so naturally we have to satisfy their little request,” Yukino explained lightly, her pace not faltering for a moment. I felt Exusiai pull me along, urging me to follow.

The pitch-black corridor, with only the flashlight beams from our phones and our footsteps for company, brought back a memory. I remember once before the transformation, in the academic building, the girl I had just failed to confess to today and I were in the same classroom, reviewing our lessons. She taught me the subjects she was good at, and I taught her the ones I was good at.

Leaving aside the minor detail that I passed all the subjects she taught me and she failed every single one I taught her, we studied until almost ten o’clock. The dorms locked at ten, so when I saw the time, I told her that was enough for today and we could continue tomorrow. But she shook her head, her cute twin pigtails swaying, and looked at me with those big eyes. “Let’s stay a little longer. If the dorm is locked when we get back, isn’t there a hotel by the school gate?”

Being relatively broke, I immediately refused on the grounds of “no money for a hotel,” packed my things, and left. I still remember her incredulous expression, a look of pure, unadulterated disbelief.

Thinking back now, I was indeed too young then. The seeds of my failed confession—the death flags—had already been sown.

…That’s right, it must be because of this incident that I left her with the bad impression of not loving to study. That’s why my confession failed, right?!! That’s right, no girl likes a boy who doesn’t like to study, wuwuwu…

#↑You’re really single by your own merit, huh!#

With this thought, as I resolved to study hard, the bitterness of my failed romance once again climbed into my heart like a drowning traveler. My heart was full of sorrow, and my arm trembled unconsciously.

A moist breath suddenly tickled my ear. “What’s wrong? Thinking about something unhappy again?”

It was Exusiai. Probably to prevent the viewers from hearing, she brought her pale pink cherry lips close to my small ear and spoke to me with the delicate airflow from her throat, sending the warm, moist air from her beautiful body into my ear.

I didn’t say anything, just pouted my lips and nodded.

“Alright, everything will be okay. When I have time later, I’ll treat you to an apple pie from the food street by the school gate~”

She spoke to me softly, and I felt her words flow into my heart like a warm current. Then she let go of our intertwined hands. Before I could feel a sense of loss, her slender arm wrapped around my waist, pulling me close.

A sudden sense of familiarity washed over me… a well-worn attack pattern…

…Isn’t this what this guy used to do when she was hitting on girls?!

As her best friend, I had seen this guy hit on girls before. It was a routine: she would swoop in when a girl was feeling down, empty and sad, say a few soft, sweet words, and the girl, heartbroken, would want a hug. She would then offer a warm embrace, and by the evening, they would basically be discussing whether you should shower first, I should shower first, or if they should shower together.

This guy, using this technique on me now, isn’t she just coveting this beautiful body of Kiriko?

I thought of you as a brother, and you want to do me too?!

Isn’t this…

…what a coincidence!!

We two brothers, we hit it off immediately!

What do you call brotherly chemistry?! This is it!

So I showed no signs of struggle or dissatisfaction, obediently staying in Exusiai’s lean, slender, yet sufficiently warm embrace. Being held by this guy, pressed against her, I could even feel her delicate, beautiful ribs through her skin.

This is really… too explicit!

“Hey? Wait a minute!” Yukino’s voice suddenly came from ahead. The sound of her canvas shoes stopped. She held the hem of her shirt with one small, white hand behind her back to prevent it from riding up, bent down, and picked something up.

The pale flashlight beam shone on it. It was a disposable instant noodle cup, with some leftover soup inside.

Her dark, elegant eyes narrowed, and her voice was much more solemn than before. “A water bottle is one thing, but someone has even eaten instant noodles here? This is beyond just casually dropping in for a look.”

My back tensed, and I also felt a sense of shock. “You mean, someone is living in this abandoned girls’ dormitory?!”