Girls are treasures all over

“What?!”

Hearing what that so-called little assistant said, Su Mo stopped kicking the bed with her feet, suddenly sat up, and shouted at the empty space in front of her.

“So it really was that guy who made me end up like this?!”

【Incorrect. It has nothing to do with Party B. However, that person did harbor great resentment toward you, but it wasn’t the reason you transmigrated.】

“Then how did I transmigrate?”

Unconsciously, Su Mo started using the word “girl” to refer to herself, completely unaware of it.

【You were already someone qualified to transmigrate. At that time, you happened to be playing an isekai-style game, so we simply brought you here. But unlike the original, this world will undergo certain changes.】

“So you were the one who broke my toilet back then?”

At this, Su Mo frowned slightly and pouted her cherry lips, clearly displeased.

【That was an accident. Originally, I planned to use the local custom and have a truck send you to another world, but your toilet suddenly exploded, so I used that opportunity to transmigrate you.】

“Using a truck isn’t good either! Stop copying every weird custom! Honestly! You actually wanted to use such a rough method on a cute girl like me? I’d cry, you know~”

Without realizing it, Su Mo’s words, gestures, and subconscious behavior had all changed dramatically from before, yet she herself didn’t notice at all—it was as if she had always been this way.

【I sincerely apologize.】

“Fine, fine♪ Who told me to be such a kind person~ But don’t ever do that again, okay?”

One second her face was full of displeasure, the next it transformed into a sweet and beautiful smile, as she spoke as if chatting with a good friend.

【Thank you for your understanding.】

“So, can you tell me what those patches you mentioned are? Honestly, back then I just kept suggesting improvement ideas, but now I don’t remember any of them.

Also, what do you mean by ‘this world will undergo changes’?

Is it new side stories that didn’t exist in the original game?”

Su Mo pressed a finger against her lips, tilting her pink head slightly as she asked with a confused look.

【As for the patches, I’m afraid I can’t explain everything. After they were all activated, some of them fused together.

Those identity patches include, but are not limited to: Saintess, Witch, Elf Princess, Dragon Princess, Demon King, Angel… and so on. After full activation, these identities fused.

So now, Host, your race and identity can be described as ‘all-encompassing’ without exaggeration.

As for physique-related patches, many have fused as well. For example, when you just went to the bathroom earlier, your urine was actually a divine potion—anyone who drinks it can instantly break through and gain great power.

Your bodily fluids, your blood—everything about you right now is a priceless treasure in this world.

No filth can ever taint your body, so you won’t even have the act of excretion anymore.】

“Uh… sure, I’ve heard the phrase ‘a girl whose entire body is precious,’ but I didn’t think it would literally come true.

Why does it sound like I’m just a walking medicine jar?”

Su Mo opened her small mouth, clearly shocked by the assistant’s words.

【No, you are the most perfect being in existence, loved by all living creatures. You are absolutely not some ‘medicine jar’—that term doesn’t match something as beautiful as you at all.】

Hearing the little assistant’s words, Su Mo smiled happily.

“Thank you for the compliment♬ You seem to know me really well~ Have we met before♪”

This time, the little assistant didn’t answer, falling silent instead.

Su Mo didn’t mind and kept smiling as she said:

“It’s okay if you don’t want to say. Everyone has their little secrets. I’m not the type to dig into other people’s business~”

【……Thank you.】

“Alright then♪ Can you tell me what changes this world will undergo? Though, it probably has nothing to do with me anymore, right?”

In the game, no matter which route it ended on, the villain Noah Brandt always died at the hands of the protagonist.

The only thing that changed was the manner of death.

So, having already been executed by the protagonist, she should have been considered ‘finished.’

Although she seemed alive now, the previous Noah was truly dead—she had only taken over this body.

And now that body had become female, making it even more unrelated to the original Noah.

At this point, Su Mo only wanted to slack off and avoid getting involved in the game’s storyline. Lofiel’s attitude yesterday really scared her.

So, to live well, Su Mo decided to stay far away from the protagonist and his harem, and start her own solo journey.

【This world is more dangerous than you think, so I need your help.】

Su Mo blinked and pointed at herself in surprise.

“Me?”

【Yes.】

“But this world has the protagonist! He’s the chosen one destined to save everything—he doesn’t need me at all!”

【Host, not every protagonist wins in the end. You should understand that.】

“……”

Su Mo fell silent. Of course she understood that. But what she didn’t understand was—if even the protagonist might fail, what could she possibly do?

【Your existence now allows you to accomplish what others cannot.

If you want to conceal your current appearance, you can use this.】

As the voice fell, a fox mask painted in red and white patterns appeared before Su Mo.

“What’s this?”

Su Mo reached out and took the mask, asking curiously.

【The Fool’s Mask. Wearing it lets you return to your original appearance.

You know how dangerously attractive you are now. Approaching those people with this look could be very risky.】

At first, Su Mo didn’t understand what the assistant meant by “risky,” but after thinking for a moment, she suddenly realized.

Lofiel was a hardcore yuri girl—and the kind who liked getting physical.

If she found out that Noah Brandt not only survived but turned into this…

She would definitely beat Su Mo to the ground on the spot and drag her away as a ★s*ave!

Just thinking about that made Su Mo’s delicate body tremble.

“You’re right. I absolutely can’t let anyone see me like this!

Fine! If this is something even the protagonist might not be able to handle, then it must be a world-class crisis.

If it really happens, my plan to slack off will be ruined anyway. So for my own happiness, I’ll do it!

What do I need to do?”

Su Mo made up her mind: help the protagonist resolve the crisis, and after that, she would definitely fulfill her dream of traveling the other world.