A Painful Lesson

“Haotzi! Come help me dry my hair!”

Ye Hao silently clenched his fist.

Seeing Yuan Yuan walk into his room holding a hairdryer, Ye Hao snatched it, plugged it in.

“Come here.”

Why does this guy keep his hair so long?

So annoying. Can’t he dry it himself?

Why does he always have to make me do everything?

“Why do you keep your hair so long? Isn’t short hair better…”

While drying Yuan Yuan’s hair, Ye Hao exhaled a long sigh.

“No, I think long hair is pretty.”

“Have you thought that you’re a guy? It’s weird for a man to have long hair…”

“In ancient times both men and women had long hair, so I’m just inheriting tradition. It’s not strange at all.”

“You’re impossible. Finished. Put the dryer back yourself, and don’t forget to bring me a glass of water.”

After putting the comb and hairdryer back on the desk, Ye Hao returned to his study and opened his notes.

“Oh…”

Seeing Ye Hao, who didn’t understand romance at all, Yuan Yuan shook his head helplessly and took the dryer back downstairs.

“Also bring Haotzi a cup of water…”

Really, all he does is boss people around.

Holding the cup, Yuan Yuan filled it, then trudged back upstairs with a wronged expression.

“Haotzi, water.”

“Leave it over there, I’m a little busy.”

After placing the glass on the desk, Yuan Yuan flopped down onto Ye Hao’s bed.

Watching Ye Hao bent over his studies, Yuan Yuan rolled around on the bed until he found a long strand of hair, then sat up.

This is…

Wrong, this isn’t mine, my hair isn’t this long.

“Haotzi, why are there a woman’s hairs on your bed? Could it be that you’re already an adult?”

Ye Hao: …

“Brat, if you’re babbling I’ll press your head into your stomach.”

He had been reviewing fine, and then this guy interrupted him — it felt like when you and your girlfriend are getting intimate and suddenly an earthquake hits.

Damn!

“Eek~ I’m so scared~”

From Yuan Yuan’s point of view, Ye Hao closed his notebook, unbuttoned his shirt with one hand, and walked toward him.

“Wait! Haotzi! Don’t! Calm down! I’m joking! I’m joking!”

No way! No way! No way!

Could it be that Ye Hao wanted to lay a hand on him?

That can’t happen! He’s still an innocent young man. Although he looks like a girl, he really is a guy!

That’s not allowed!

“I’m joking, I said I’m joking, cry for me!”

“Don’t! Calm down! Calm down, impulse is the devil!”

Yuan Yuan quickly dove under the quilt and wrapped himself up.

“Stop! Stop immediately! Don’t take my clothes off! If you take them off I’ll really be gone!”

Pinned down on the bed by Ye Hao, seeing Ye Hao begin to use rough methods, Yuan Yuan was startled.

“If it’s gone, it’s gone. You’re a man, what’s there to fear, or are you… actually a woman?”

One hand tightly held Yuan Yuan’s wrists as Ye Hao rolled him over.

“You’re the woman! Your whole family are women! Stop! Call me Hao-ge, okay!”

“No…”

Afterwards…

Leaning against the headboard drinking water, Ye Hao watched Yuan Yuan curl up in the quilt, trembling now and then.

“I told you, Ayuan, you’re not cut out for this…”

“You idiot…”

Peeking out from the quilt at Ye Hao drinking by the headboard, Yuan Yuan rubbed his butt, which had already swelled from the spanking.

It hurts, it really hurts.

“So that’s why I said you can’t do this, a real man crying like that, just a few hits and you cried, I don’t think that’s right.”

“Are you stupid? That really hurt, okay? Please!”

“Forces act mutually, I didn’t feel any pain, how could you feel pain? You must be lying to me.”

Putting the glass back on the bedside, Ye Hao looked at Yuan Yuan who only exposed his eyes staring at him, and suddenly flipped the quilt open.

“Go to sleep, go to sleep, really…”

Seeing Yuan Yuan like a little animal, Ye Hao reached out to pat his head, then covered him back up.

“Waa waa waa~ I’m so pitiful, I’m so pitiful…”

Crying, Yuan Yuan crawled into Ye Hao’s arms.

“Haotzi, how are you going to make up for hitting me?”

Hiding under the quilt, Yuan Yuan lay on Ye Hao, his hand pressing at Ye Hao’s neck.

“Alright, alright, it’s not the first time, go to sleep…”

After giving Yuan Yuan’s raised butt a few pats, Ye Hao smiled.

“Why are you still hitting me?”

You hit me and still want to sleep peacefully?

Impossible!

Tomorrow is the weekend! I, Yuan Yuan, refuse to let you sleep tonight! No classes anyway!

“Speak properly or else, you bastard!”

“Ayuan, can’t you just quiet down for one night…”

Sliding his hand under Yuan Yuan’s armpit, Ye Hao suddenly used force and pushed Yuan Yuan down, and then…

Fell asleep, sleeping soundly.

Yuan Yuan: ???

What are you doing! Let go! Ahhh!

The next day…

Ye Hao, who hadn’t slept all night, looked at Yuan Yuan sleeping soundly draped over him and was full of anger.

This guy…

Has such an ugly sleeping posture!

“Haotzi… I like… hee hee hee…”

Hearing Yuan Yuan repeat the same sleep talk all night, Ye Hao wanted to slap him awake.

What do you mean “I like… hee hee hee”?

Damn it!

I haven’t even read the doujinshi! Not that I haven’t seen any, I just haven’t had time!

This guy, all night, just that one sentence! Sleep-talking is one thing… can you not grope me in your sleep?

Also, he keeps trying to bite me, even if it doesn’t hurt… still…

Why are you biting me?

Watching Yuan Yuan open his big maw again, Ye Hao finally couldn’t take it.

“Yuan Yuan! Get up, you bastard!”

He ripped away from Yuan Yuan’s grip and delivered a palm strike to Yuan Yuan’s butt.

“Smack!”

“Eh!”

“Awake now? You bastard! Talking in your sleep is one thing, but why are you touching and even biting me? What are you going to do about it?”

Grabbing Yuan Yuan’s head, Ye Hao’s grim face looked like he might eat him.

“Waa! Ghosts!”

Early in the morning, Yuan Yuan, just waking up and not yet fully clear-headed, slapped Ye Hao.

“Holy crap! Yuan Yuan, are you rebelling?”

“Hao… Haotzi… Haotzi? Why are we sleeping together? Eh? Could it be… waa~”

“Idiot! Wake up! Do you need another slap to get your soul back?”

“Don’t! Don’t hit! Stop! Stop it Haotzi! If you hit me more I’ll be broken! Stop!”

At the dining table…

Yuan Yuan clutched his butt and lay weakly on the table, it hurt so much… burning and throbbing.

Ye Hao, you hit too hard!

“Eat, why aren’t you eating?”

Seeing Yuan Yuan limp on the table, Ye Hao scratched his head — why isn’t he eating breakfast?

Sis Yaoyao made a good breakfast, why not pick up chopsticks?

“I want to eat, but my butt hurts… you bastard… hmph!”

My butt hurts, I’m dying…

“Hey, what’s going on between you two?”

Hearing Ye Hao and Yuan Yuan’s odd conversation, Luo Yao’s mind was spinning out a hundred little stories.

“Sister Luo Yao, Ye Hao bullied me last night, my butt hurts… it’s burning and painful… and he bullied me again this morning… wah wah…”

“Ah? Burning… burning and painful?”

Luo Yao glanced at Ye Hao who was eating as if it were nothing, as if he’d done it a hundred times.

No way? No way? No way!

It’s over!

Everything is ruined, Haohao…you’re gay!

“Ye Hao! What on earth happened?”

Ye Hao: ???

Looking at Luo Yao suddenly raging, Ye Hao had question marks all over his head.

What’s wrong now?

I just beat him up, is this necessary?

“It wasn’t like that, he asked for it. I originally didn’t want to do that to him at home, but he came looking for trouble, so I satisfied him, right, Yuan Yuan?”

“I…”

Seeing Ye Hao’s threatening smile, Yuan Yuan tried to speak but swallowed his words.

Wah wah wah! I’m so pitiful!

“Wah wah wah… I deserved it…”

Tearless and helpless, delicate and pitiful — that’s Yuan Yuan.

“See, Sister Yaoyao, I told you he asked for it.”

“Tsk… heartless guy…”

“Yuan Yuan? What did you just say? Louder please?”

“Wah! N-nothing!”

Startled by Ye Hao, Yuan Yuan shook his head vigorously.

“Then eat.”

Shaking his head, Ye Hao really didn’t understand what was in this guy’s head, what does he think about all day.

“But… but my butt hurts…”

Ye Hao: ???

No, your butt hurts is fine, but how does your butt hurt have anything to do with eating?

“Your butt hurts, does that stop you from eating? Do you eat with your butt?”

“You! But it just hurts!”

Yuan Yuan was furious, he wanted to pin this guy down and hammer him, but… he couldn’t win. Goodbye!