The Flat-Chested One, Squinty-Eyed One, High-Sugar One and Four-Eyed Dweeb

The tension in the originally combative council hall quieted for about three seconds.

“Huh? Why are you here?”

A red-twintailed girl, who had been facing away from Kim Erise, turned around in surprise, holding an identical halberd to the one in her hand, widened her eyes in disbelief:

“You, didn’t you say that you would rather die outside than set foot in the council hall again?”

“Because in the past year I realized that some words, even if spoken with a resolute attitude, are ultimately just lies that deceive oneself,” she threw the halberd to the ground and hugged her head, looking lazy:

“Just like you, Kosia, who used to confidently say that you would soon grow into a C-cup, but in the end, you are still a sad airport.”

“Huh?!” Looking down at the red and white sleeveless bodysuit she was wearing, Kosia covered her flat, unyielding chest with a face full of red, and then stomped her feet wearing black silk and red high boots, and said angrily:

“Kim Erise, you pervert! Are you here today just to laugh at this lady? This, this lady won’t fall for your tricks!”

“However, the fact is that you have been crushed by my psychological defense,” the red-haired girl, who had elegantly spat out the lollipop stick, answered with a grin,

“Getting angry over little things, you haven’t changed at all, like before, how will you manage Chaska, which has a population of nearly eight hundred million?”

“It, it’s none of your business,” The red-twintailed girl, turning her head, no longer looked at Kim Erise, and gritted her teeth with a sullen expression,

“This lady will manage Chaska as she sees fit, you don’t need to interfere.”

“Yes, yes, yes, of course, outsiders don’t need to interfere,” The one who took over the conversation was the magical girl who had been arguing with her before.

She had a navy-blue princess cut hairstyle and was now playing with an iron flail that was at least twice as tall as herself, with a gentle smile on her face. “Long time no see, Hyperglycemia Kim Erise, I miss you.”

“Me too, Miemie Eye Jingqing, you don’t seem to have changed much from a year ago.”

Kim Erise, who took the sugar-coated bullets thrown by the other party without ceremony, ate the sugar coating, and then directly threw the bullets back.

“But you have changed a lot,” Wiggling her body, this magical girl who had no difference between opening and closing her eyes had no reaction to her nickname and still responded with a smile.

“Sloppy like a dead otaku, truly eighteen changes of a girl – but considering your incurable obsession with lollipops, I’m not surprised at all.”

“Disappointed, I bet I’m at least lighter than you now…” Kim Erise, who was eating the lollipop, was happily aligned, and then was interrupted by Kosia’s mocking voice.

“Ko-Ko-Ko-Ko, you two are the most typical of plastic sister flowers, talking fake and insincere, it really makes this lady nauseous, ugh!”

“Ara ara, I almost forgot about our lovely small chest.” Turning her head, the blue princess cut girl with her hand lightly stroking her cheek, looked at the red twintails in front of her with a tender gaze, and, as expected, made the latter so angry that smoke came out of her ears.

“Hmph, this lady’s chest will grow sooner or later, you should cherish the few mocking times you have.”

“Anyway, let’s get back to the point – although you’re not wrong: as the governor of Chaska, you can do whatever you want, but reaching out to my side is a bit too much, right?”

“Hey, hey, hey, Miemie Eye, what do you mean by me reaching out to you?” Waving the two halberds angrily, Kosia, staring at her sworn enemy, almost had fire shooting from her eyes, and the spittle almost splashed onto the other party’s face.

“Clearly, you were messing around in the United Nations, and you were colluding with those humans of the Communist Party, engaging in dirty eye-to-eye transactions, and yet you were incompetent and ruined things, giving the Commission of Suppression a handle to catch them all, and then made fun of us in the Autonomous Federation on the news, making us lose face!”

“Whether we lose face or not, it’s all the matter of our Tamon, it has nothing to do with you,” the iron flail, which looked to weigh at least a hundred kilograms, was in Jingqing’s hands and was as easy as a plastic hammer, swinging it around without even panting.

“Of course it has something to do with it! You caused so many scandals yourself, and you still have the face to ask this lady for those survivors of the Communist Party? Really, your face is so thick that bullets can’t even scratch off the foundation?”

“The Communist Party doesn’t listen to our orders, secretly doing so many small tricks, I’ve long wanted to find a chance to teach those disobedient puppies a lesson, luckily, the appearance of that silver-haired girl saved me from soiling my own hands. Although I don’t know which side she represents, I actually feel quite grateful to her.

But even so, they are also the third batch of new human experiment subjects scheduled by Tamon, and it’s not something that can be easily dismissed just like that that you detained them.”

The blue princess cut girl’s face still maintained a gentle smile, but no matter how you looked at it, it seemed a bit chilling.

It turns out that the Communist Party did indeed have a secret cooperation with Tamon, and I thought that this was also just news made up specifically to discredit the magical girls – it seems that the Commission of Suppression only wanted to use the Moso as an excuse to clean up the Communist Party, even if those unpleasant things didn’t happen in the hospital that day, they would have done it sooner or later.

Recalling the news content browsed last night, Kim Erise, chewing on the lollipop she had just put in her mouth, looked thoughtful.

“This lady has no interest in the relationship between you Tamon and the Communist Party, what puppies, what experiment subjects, I don’t understand any of it,”

Kosia put away one of the halberds, then opened her palm and stretched it out, instantly causing the halberd that had been thrown on the ground by the red-haired girl to automatically fly up and land firmly in her hand:

“This lady only knows that according to the laws of Chaska, any outsider who enters Chaska’s territory will become an object that can be disposed of at will – and the result of this lady’s disposal is that I won’t give you even one!”

“But in the final analysis, your laws only apply to free humans,” Jingqing tilted her head—although it seemed no different than opening her eyes—and still said in a gentle and cheerful tone,

“and the Communist Party long ago established a secret relationship with Tamon, and we can even say that they are our spies in the United Nations, not free humans; so even if they escaped from the purge and ran to your territory, they have to return to their original owners, right?”

“Ko-Ko-Ko,” The red-twintailed girl laughed triumphantly and raised her head proudly, looking down on everyone,

“This lady doesn’t care about your Tamon and the Communist Party’s messy spies and relationships, in short, those people are the slaves of Chaska now, and this lady will dispose of them as she wishes, even if you make a mess of City Hall today, this lady won’t hand over even one person!”

“It’s a pity, I thought that the arrival of Hyperglycemia would at least make you restrain yourself a bit,” Jingqing re-tied the loose ribbon on her pale blue dress, and moved her head.

She smiled and clenched the oversized iron flail in her hand, “It seems that if I don’t give you a bit of color, you won’t know why the flowers are so red, Small Chest.”

“Come on, Miemie Eye, this lady will shave you into a No. 45 steel plate today!” Kosia spun the halberds in her hands like an electric fan, staring at the other party’s chest, full of excitement and fighting spirit,

“I’m really tired of looking at files in the office every day, and finally, I have the opportunity to exercise my muscles.”

“Stop it, you two! Are you ever going to stop!”

A deafening roar sounded in the council hall, and it was Xiao Ying, the chairman of the council, who had been watching silently from the side, who finally went berserk.

She raised the folding umbrella in her hand, which was in a closed state, and swung it down hard, causing the umbrella handle to instantly stretch from less than half a meter to seven or eight meters, and came to a halt between the two girl councilors as if it were a railing:

“This is the council hall, the most sacred and inviolable center of the Autonomous Federation!

You two, as the governors of the two largest forces of the Autonomous Federation, are not thinking about how to confront the United Nations, which is staring at us and calculating, but instead are arguing with each other over petty matters every day like roosters in a cage, and letting me clean up the mess every day, don’t you have any maturity and awareness as leaders?!”

“Hey, you’re annoying, four-eyed nerd,” Kosia, who stopped spinning the halberd, looked at the black-haired girl arrogantly, pouting her small mouth, her tone full of disdain and contempt,

“It’s not good to go back to your study and review the documents, you have to come out and join in the fun.”

“Who are you calling a four-eyed nerd?”

“Ara ara, there doesn’t seem to be a second person wearing glasses here, right?” Jingqing, leaning against the iron flail, said with a smile,

“And she has to choose black-framed glasses without any feminine charm, which is simply forcing others to call you a nerd.”

“Isn’t it because you two are the shopkeepers, and you don’t care about this or that, and you make me clean up the mess every day?”

The black-haired girl, who was successfully enraged by the nickname, activated her skill and began to spit out words crazily like a machine gun:

“Yawns every time she takes a look at a file, saying that it’s too complicated, too cumbersome, and she doesn’t understand it and it’s better to leave it to her subordinates.

She’s clearly simplified it into a mode that three-year-olds can easily understand, yet she’s still prevaricating, shouting that her head hurts and she doesn’t feel comfortable and wants to sleep.

Has your brains been put in a toaster and scorched, or has it been stewed into a ball of rotten mud in a pressure cooker, or has it been stuffed with the fresh feces and urine from your lower body?

Or have you regressed into a primitive coelenterate that has no brains and all you do is sleep, eat, and mess around all day long?

Even if a dog with congenital cerebral atrophy is put in your position, it would be better than what you two are doing now…”

“Stop! I have a word, please listen to all of you!”