Bull-Headed Ye Hao (Evil Grin)

“Ye Hao, come to my office after class.”

As the class bell rang, Ye Hao, who was in the middle of explaining problems to Yuan Yuan, was suddenly called.

Ye Hao: “?”

For what?
He didn’t do anything wrong in class.
Why did he have to go to her office again?
Was she poisoned or something?

“Haozi, you got called.”

“No kidding.
Finish the problems.
Got it?”

Even if he got dragged to the office, this idiot better not slack off.
He must finish the problems properly.

“Ahh~
Still doing more?
I’ve been working all day…”

“Heh.
Then don’t do them.
Your rewards are gone.
Choose.”

I’m giving you face.
Don’t think I’ll let you off just because you’re my buddy.
Impossible.

Sometimes, Ye Hao really wanted to rip Yuan Yuan’s skirt off.
Why was a guy wearing a skirt?
Though today, he finally wore the boys’ uniform.

If not for a girl confessing to Yuan Yuan first, Ye Hao really would’ve thought he was a girl.
But then a few boys confessed to him too.

He couldn’t understand.

So he just decided Yuan Yuan was neutral gender.

“Do them properly.
I’ll be back.”

Ye Hao didn’t know — he had just spoken a death flag.

“Why again?
Didn’t we just finish things this morning?”

He scratched his hair helplessly.
Why call him again?
Always calling him.
For what.

“What?
I can’t call you if there’s nothing?”

“…Fine.
Sure.
Okay.”

What else could he do.
She held the power to approve his graduation certificate.

This vicious woman had a tiny heart.

“So tell me, Teacher Jiang the Great Judge of Heaven, what does this humble student owe the honor of doing?”

Ye Hao sat down, exhaling.
Looked like he couldn’t escape.
Probably more labor.
It’s not like he hadn’t washed cars before.

“Actually, I called you to help me with something.”

“Me?
How am I supposed to help you?
I’m just a student.”

The moment he heard “help,” Ye Hao’s head started hurting.

“You’ll understand soon.
There’s been a very annoying fly pestering me.
I thought about it, and I can only ask you.
Afterwards, I’ll give you a reward.”

Ye Hao: What the hell.

You’re looking for a shield, right?
Then pick a rich and handsome guy.
Why me?

He was only handsome, not rich.
This choice made no sense.

“Jiang Yue!
From the moment I saw you, I fell in love!
Be my girlfriend!”

Ye Hao: “…”

Who the hell is this clown.

While Ye Hao was talking to Jiang Yue, this guy suddenly barged in.
Ye Hao was annoyed.
Only Luo Yao and Yuan Yuan were allowed to interrupt him like that.

Seeing Jiang Yue’s expression instantly freeze, Ye Hao understood why he was called.

“I’m talking with a student.
Please leave.”

The man in the expensive suit didn’t leave.
Instead, he looked at Ye Hao.

“Hey you, whatever your name is.
Get out.
I’m talking with my Jiang Yue.
Shoo.”

Ye Hao: “?”

What?
Did he look like someone easy to bully?

“Teacher Jiang.
Is that your boyfriend?”

“Yes!
I’m her boyfriend!”

Before Jiang Yue could speak, the man cut in and tried to hand her roses.

“Song Yang!
How many times have I told you?
I am not your girlfriend!
Stop shamelessly pestering me!”

She slapped the desk, eyes cold.

“What are you talking about?
We’re a perfect match.
Our parents even agreed.
Don’t be shy.”

He reached for her hand.

“Stop.”

Ye Hao exhaled, stood, grabbed Song Yang’s wrist, and bent downward.

“AH!!
PAIN!!
IT HURTS!!!
You little brat!!”

“You think you are who?
You’re just her student.
This has nothing to do with you.
I’m warning you, don’t mess with me.
Or you’ll regret—”

Ye Hao applied a little more force.

Song Yang’s face twisted.

“Ohh~ Talking tough?
Who can’t do that.
If you bother Jiang Yue again, I’ll break your legs.”

Ye Hao looked at Jiang Yue like:
Where the hell did you find this man?

“I don’t care what your relationship is with her.
But this is school.
And you interrupted me.
That made me unhappy.”

Not respecting me — that was the problem.

“You’re just a student!
Unhappy?
What can you do—”

“AHHHHH!!
OK OK!! I’M WRONG!
LET GO!!”

“Good.
Then roll.
Embarrassing creature.”

Ye Hao kicked him toward the door.

“If you’re not satisfied, come find me anytime.
I’ve never seen a coward this pathetic.
Your name fits — Silly Yang.”

“You… fine.
What’s your name.
I’ll remember you.”

“Remember it well.
Ye Hao.
You coward.”

Song Yang stumbled out.
Ye Hao looked at Jiang Yue, still cold as ice.

“Take your flowers.
And also —
Jiang Yue is already mine.
Right, Jiang Yue~?”

Say it.
I’m helping you.

Noticing his glance, Jiang Yue’s heart trembled just a little — but her face remained cold.

“You filthy student, you—”

“Yes.
I’m already his.
For a while now.”

Song Yang froze.

“Jiang Yue…
You must be lying…
How am I worse than him?!”

“Song Yang!
They’re my parents, not yours!
They approved you to date them!
Why drag me in?!”

Watching them, Ye Hao felt like he was watching a cartoon.
A very stupid one.

NPC encounters NPC.

“I don’t believe you like him!
He’s just a student!
A poor one!”

“You’re wrong.
I like him.”

She walked over and kissed Ye Hao directly.

Ye Hao: “!!?”

WHAT.
I SELL TALENT NOT BODY.
DO YOU WANT ME TO CALL THE POLICE.

“Good!
Good!!
Fine!!
Jiang Yue!
Ye Hao!
I’ll remember both of you!!”

Song Yang lunged, but Ye Hao immediately pulled Jiang Yue behind him and grabbed Song Yang’s arm.

CRACK.

Song Yang’s arm slumped.

“Oh?
Trying to hit a woman?
I’ve seen shameless people.
But not this shameless.
No spine.
Get lost.”

Ye Hao threw the roses at his feet.

“Take your flowers.
Leave.
Trash.”

Song Yang, pale, clutching his arm, left in humiliation.

“I swear, Jiang Yue.
Your taste is incredible.
This guy… tsk.”

“You little brat, shut up.
My family forced me into blind dates and I happened to meet that weirdo.”

Jiang Yue rubbed her forehead, tired.

“And you — what was that about ‘I’m already yours’?
Explain.
Or I’ll kill you.”

Ye Hao sweat.

“It was to make him give up.
And why did you kiss me?!
Kissing the cheek would’ve worked!”

If she kept doing this he was going insane.

“What else?
Should I kiss myself?
Also, that was my first kiss.
You deal with it.”

Ye Hao: “…”

Wait.
FIRST kiss?!

“No way, Jiang sir.
You’re telling me you’re still a pure maiden?!
Don’t tell me you’ve never had a boyfriend—”

“You wanna die?”

“Wait!!
The reward!
Where’s my reward!
Don’t scam me, Teacher!”

He might’ve been kissed, but technically she lost her first kiss, so he didn’t lose.

“What reward do you want?
Anything I, a simple teacher, can give.”

Ye Hao: “…”

Wasn’t she supposed to decide the reward?

“Hello?
Isn’t the reward prepared by you?
Don’t throw the question at me.”

“Fine.
Let me think…”

Meanwhile, Song Yang walked the hallway, roses already in the trash.
Thinking of Jiang Yue and Ye Hao made him burn with rage.

“No way she likes him.
They must be pretending.
I’ll confirm it.”

He thought of the moment Jiang Yue kissed Ye Hao — Ye Hao had been shocked.
Yes.
It must be fake.

He wanted Jiang Yue because she was different.
Cold.
Untouchable.

“Once I get you, I’ll make you beg a thousand times over.”

Meanwhile—

“Alright.
Since you helped me get rid of him, I’ll give you a reward.”

Jiang Yue had wanted to kiss him deeply a long time.
But never had the chance.

“Okay.
Show me.”

Cake?
Candy?
As long as it wasn’t another “labor duty coupon.”

“Close your eyes.
If you don’t, no reward.”

“Tch.
Fine.
Probably chocolate or something.”

As soon as he closed his eyes — Jiang Yue sat on his lap.

Then something soft and very skilled entered his mouth.

“MMMPH!!”

HEY!
Woman!
You are a teacher!
A public educator!!
This is forbidden!!

The more Ye Hao tried to push her away, the tighter she held him.
Until he finally stopped resisting.

And at that exact moment—

The closed office door suddenly opened…