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Two Idiots Who Don’t Know How to Show Their Love

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“About ten thousand slaves have died…”

At the bustling entrance of the Kai City s*ave Trade Center, a tall girl in an orange trench coat leaned against the railing, reading a thick stack of documents:

“Lower than the estimated loss, within an acceptable range.”

“Big sis, you don’t have to worry about the lives of those commoners,” a portly, bald middle-aged man stood beside her, holding a huge parasol to shield her from the scorching midday sun.

“Anyway, the least valuable thing in Kai City is human life. You can completely ignore it.”

“Even if they’re not valuable, they’re still Chaska’s property,” she pulled a cigarette case from her tight pants pocket, smoothed her wet violet hair, and pulled out a cigarette to put in her mouth.

“And a lot of those in the network entertainment industry’s subordinates died in the middle area, it’s estimated to have a rather serious impact on the output of anime, movies, and games in the second half of the year.”

“Big sis, you are really overthinking,” the man in the gray uniform hurriedly pulled out a lighter and lit the cigarette, revealing a greasy and flattering smile.

“As long as we capture a batch of slaves from the back area and conduct a month-long emergency training, we can make them perfect cogs, to replace those that were discarded, and continue to produce more high-quality anime and mobile games for the noble magical girls.”

“Alright, then this matter will be handled by your Security Forces,” pushing up her sunglasses, the girl took a deep drag of the cigarette, and began to blow out smoke.

“The Governor happens to have plans to build a technical school, specifically to train humans to better and faster enter the animation, game, and film industries, etc., to meet the growing entertainment needs of the magical girls, I’ll give you the specific steps and funding in a few days.”

“Big sis is mighty, big sis is mighty!” The middle-aged man quickly nodded and bowed, if he had a tail, he would have been shaking it very excitedly.

“I, Gao Lai, in the name of the Security Forces Commander, make a military order to big sis, and will definitely get this matter done!”

“Thank you for your hard work,” patting the other party’s shoulder, the violet-haired girl with the cigarette in her mouth revealed a faint smile.

“I don’t need you to flatter me like this, just get the job done, and the rewards will naturally be indispensable.”

“Thank you, big sis! Our entire Security Forces will definitely hand in a satisfactory…”

“Yo, Mo, welcome, welcome, long time no see.”

Before the middle-aged man could finish his words, he saw the other party waving her hand with a smile in a certain direction, so he was smart enough to shut up, and started to focus on being an emotionless parasol machine.

“I’m here to hand over a batch of slaves, Tomay,” the silver-haired girl wearing a jk uniform passed through the bustling crowd and handed over a piece of paper.

“This is the number of those slaves, they should have been transported here by now.”

“I’m really sorry, you’ve come to the wrong person for this,” Tomay pushed the note back, and pointed at the door of the s*ave trading center and laughed,

“I’m just here to inspect the disaster in the Berlin jurisdiction.

If you want to trade slaves, you have to go in and find the traders inside.”

“Oh, right, I almost forgot that you are the Deputy Governor of Chaska, I’m sorry.” Bowing humbly, Mo replied expressionlessly, and then began to walk into the gate.

“I say, it’s been so long, how about we just have a meal?” The violet-haired girl pointed at the gourmet building in the distance, and threw the cigarette she had just smoked a few puffs of on the ground.

“Sorry, I have something to do.”

“I heard they’ve launched the latest style of cappuccino candied haws, don’t you want to try them?”

Seeing the silver-haired girl turning and leaving, Tomay keenly grasped the other party’s weakness, walked forward and put her arms around her, whispering in her ear: “Oh, right, there also seem to be mocha candied haws, latte candied haws, Viennese candied haws, etc. – I think, there’s always one that suits your taste, right?”

Her pair of ample breasts pressed tightly against Mo’s back, with only a thin white shirt and JK between them.

Gao Lai, who was on the side, took this opportunity to pick up the cigarette on the ground and put it in his pocket.

“…You treat.”

After a few seconds of silence, Mo said faintly:

“No problem,” the violet-haired girl, embracing the silver-haired girl’s shoulders, grinned, then turned to the Security Forces Commander and said, “Then you go get busy first, I’m going on a date with this lovely little girl.”

“It’s not a date, it’s just you treating me to candied haws.”

Mo corrected the other party faintly, but she was ignored with splendor.

“So, where have you and Kim Erise’s two-person life progressed to?”

Tomay, who had drunk a whole glass of vodka, looked at Mo, who was obscured by more than twenty skewers of candied haws across the table, and asked with a smile.

“Not so good.”

The silver-haired girl answered vaguely, nibbling on the macchiato candied haw in her hand, bit by bit.

“Oh?” With her chin propped up with interest, the violet-haired girl stared at the other party with a smile, “After a year, I originally thought you were either married or in love, who would have thought that the progress was so slow – let me guess, a third party intervened?”

Mo didn’t answer, but stuffed the candied haw in her hand into her mouth in one breath, almost bursting her cheeks.

“Looks like I guessed right,” Tomay, who picked up another bottle of vodka, just flicked her finger lightly, and flew the sealed bottle cap out, drawing a perfect parabola in the air and landing in the trash can in the distance. “But it’s also unexpected, I’ve worked with Kim Erise for so long, and I didn’t notice that she actually had so many thoughts, it’s really hard to know the face and not the heart.”

“Someone beat me to it,” the silver-haired girl, after forcefully swallowing a large handful of candied haws in her mouth, picked up the nearby Sprite and gulped it down, and threw her headset over. “That fool, I originally planned to have a candlelight dinner on her birthday, but who knew…”

“Ah, so it is,” looking at the news report on the holographic screen, Tomay returned the headset and filled her glass with vodka again. “You and that flat-chested tsundere have exactly the same problem in this regard, clearly, you have someone you like, but you’re unwilling to say it out loud due to certain problems, and you’re watching your opportunity being snatched by the competitor, in the end, you only harm yourself.”

“Hmm?” Mo, who was about to pick up another candied haw, raised her head slightly, “You mean…”

“Hmm, it’s Kosia, the Governor of Chaska, my superior, you should have met her several times before,” after drinking the vodka in the glass again, the violet-haired girl picked up a knife and fork, and started to enjoy the steak dinner placed beside her. “I can’t tell you the specific reasons, but in short, that fool also has someone she likes, but she’s always unwilling to speak her mind, and as a result, she missed the best opportunity…”

“Is that so…”

The silver-haired girl stared at the caramel candied haw she had just picked up, and then stuffed it into her mouth.

“I believe you can see that Kim Erise in this news is completely in a state of petrification, and obviously she is not prepared for kissing at all, so, at least now you can rest assured, you still have plenty of chances to snatch her.”

“I know…”

Mo bit the candied haw tightly, almost breaking the stick.

“I know she didn’t mean to, but was caught off guard by that girl’s attack, it’s just… I, I don’t know what I’m thinking…”

“Let me tell you this, lost little girl,” after putting a small piece of steak into her mouth, Tomay enjoyed the tender and juicy taste. “When you meet someone you love and care about, you have to pursue boldly, and pursue them at the first opportunity, instead of hiding your love in your heart like a fool, thinking that as long as you stay together long enough, you can make the other person discover your feelings, that’s impossible.

Remember, both verbal pursuit and pursuit in action are indispensable.”

The silver-haired girl closed her eyes, and the action of eating candied haws also slowed down.

“Yo, speak of the devil, and the devil arrives,” Tomay, who was enjoying the food, suddenly glanced at a certain figure and began to wave her arms, “Fenglun, over here.”

Looking in the direction of the other party’s gaze, Mo saw a girl with a pink, straight fringe standing in the middle of the restaurant, looking around, and then she was startled when she noticed someone waving their arms high at her and almost fell to the ground.

Her heart sank.

Here comes the most terrifying and chilling magical girl in all of Chaska.

“Senior!” Running over, Fenglun came to the two of them, and directly threw herself into the violet-haired girl’s arms, rubbing the other party’s big chest affectionately. “How lucky, Senior, you’re also eating here!”

“Hmm, today I just happened to reunite with a little cutie I hadn’t seen for a long time, so I went on a date with her.” Tomay, who put down the knife and fork, rubbed the other party’s pink hair, and answered with a smile.

“Eh?” Hearing this, Fenglun’s face was full of panic, then she stood up with a red face, feeling a little embarrassed, and looked at the silver-haired girl. “Um, I’m, I’m sorry, I didn’t expect you to be Senior’s date, I’m, I’m sorry…”

“It’s not a date, it’s just her treating me to a meal.”

Mo, glancing at the other party, continued to eat the candied haws with her head down, avoiding direct eye contact.

“Come, Fenglun, sit next to me, let’s have lunch together,”

The violet-haired girl warmly greeted the other party to sit down together and handed over a menu, ignoring the silver-haired girl’s protest splendidly:

“Let me introduce you to the two of you: this is Mo, the former head of the three armed forces, Kim Erise’s exclusive bodyguard; this is Fenglun, the director of Chaska’s secret police – that is, Supai.”

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