A transforming warrior who loves stealing toilet seats

Xiaoxin froze, his expression rigid.

“It’s fine to just stand there, you know.”

“You… why exactly…”

“Ah, yes, why indeed?”

In the dimly lit corridor, only the transformation belt advertisement from a nearby electronic billboard shone through the glass.

‘Yes, why indeed…’

He gestured towards the belt advertisement outside the window, offering a calm reply, as if to fulfill the dying man’s final wish.

“That’s the reason…” he replied with a hint of resignation.

“From beginning to end, what people have truly believed in has never been the knight, but—power itself!”

With that, he propelled himself forward, closing the distance in an instant, and unleashed a heavy kick!

[Thwack!]

It was a powerful blow, devoid of any stacked skills or special moves, yet the kick was far too fast for Xiaoxin to react.

He was sent flying immediately, slamming into the building’s cold, sturdy synthetic glass.

The material was incredibly robust, but with a resounding crash, the formidable kick proved too much even for this virtually bulletproof glass.

Dizziness overwhelmed him; he heard nothing.

Everything in his vision blurred and shifted rapidly.

The force of the kick was so immense that even the interior glass walls along his trajectory shattered, and for a moment, Xiaoxin couldn’t even feel his own body.

If even bulletproof glass couldn’t withstand the impact of him being slammed into it, what about his own body?

It felt as though he had been directly struck by a speeding train; once the pain finally registered, he knew he wouldn’t be able to bear it.

[Crash…]

The glass shattered, and Xiaoxin was flung out of the skyscraper, soaring hundreds of stories above the ground.

In that moment, he felt time itself stretch and slow.

‘Ah, with the glass shattered like that, cleaning it up is going to be such a hassle.’

‘I just finished cleaning this place! Damn it!’

He transformed!

At the very instant the agonizing sensation of his internal organs almost completely rupturing was about to reach his brain via his nerves, he transformed!

[Magical Girl Xiaoxin! Sparkling Debut~!]

A pure white radiance enveloped his body, erupting outwards.

At this moment, there was no time to consider anything else.

Shrouded in magic, her entire body transformed into that of a cute girl, complete with a dress and short skirt, and all her bodily sensations returned.

Except for a certain part disappearing.

Thankfully, no one noticed.

At hundreds of stories high in the night, no one would pay attention, and she was outside the indoor and outdoor surveillance areas.

She could do it! She wouldn’t be exposed yet!

Though now wasn’t the time to worry about exposure, considering that last attack was undoubtedly meant to be fatal.

Even among monsters, only those of “death penalty” rank or higher would deliberately plot to harm or threaten human lives.

“I see.

Quite a high magic content, indeed.

No wonder *she* gave such a recommendation.”

Walking to the shattered window, Magical Girl Xiaoxin, now suspended in mid-air, met the Dark Warrior’s gaze.

Even through his helmet, she could almost feel his fierce eyes staring directly at her.

“She? Are there others who know my identity?”

“No, I merely conducted a private investigation into your past.

After all, you didn’t possess the qualities or aura to become any other type of hero, so the question of whether you might be a magical girl simply occurred to me.”

“Turns out, I hit the jackpot, and a grand prize from the [Ranking] at that.

It seems fate still looks out for this old devil.”

Stepping forward, as if walking on an invisible wall, he advanced directly towards Magical Girl Xiaoxin in mid-air.

His clenched fist radiated murderous intent, and a swift, powerful side-punch aimed for her face.

Xiaoxin instinctively ducked, attempting to close the distance, but another leg kick immediately followed.

She blocked it, but it was taxing.

Her body was still forced back by the impact, widening the distance.

One was an adult, the other an adolescent girl; the disparity in size left Magical Girl Xiaoxin little room to counterattack.

She used the momentum from blocking the kick to lean back and retreat, trying to create space, only for him to close in again.

Gast threw the first punch, which she countered with a kick, but despite her longer limbs, it only offered a brief reprieve, placing her at a disadvantage in the exchange.

One punch missed, and before he could withdraw, another followed.

The agile girl used the strength of her core to bring up her other leg in defense.

[Thwack!] She blocked it!

Using both legs to defend, Magical Girl Xiaoxin temporarily lost her mobility but gained enough time to gather magic and form her staff.

Then, she swung it like a heavy axe towards her opponent!

[Swoosh—]

He dodged it!

Her obvious movements couldn’t escape his eyes.

Seeing her move was telegraphed, the moment the staff swung past, Gast seized it and yanked hard.

The sudden pull caused Magical Girl Xiaoxin to lose her balance, and in that moment of vulnerability, Gast unleashed a charged punch!

“Dark Current Fist!” He aimed a ferocious punch directly at Magical Girl Xiaoxin’s chest.

Black energy erupted outwards; he wouldn’t let such a crucial opportunity slip.

This single punch sent Magical Girl Xiaoxin flying, her weapon completely knocked from her grasp.

[Boom!]

She slammed into the adjacent skyscraper like a cannonball.

Amidst a powerful explosion, Magical Girl Xiaoxin was blasted into the billboard, countless electrical sparks flying out, accompanied by the display screen’s violent twitching, and the advertisement lights subsequently shut down.

“So painful…” Even without bleeding or visible injury, and with her clothes still intact, the pain was perfectly transmitted.

Magical Girl Xiaoxin had to confirm once more that this was no joke; he was genuinely trying to take her life.

The opponent was no longer a monster acting purely out of desire, but a former professional hero whose attacks were swift, precise, and ruthless.

Xiaoxin, as a fan, naturally knew Gast’s strength.

His battle-hardened experience made him intimately familiar with tactics and fighting styles against different enemies.

Her staff was taken, and though she could reassemble it, it would take time.

Even a child would understand the disadvantage a magic-user magical girl would face against a belt warrior specialized in close combat and mobility.

Thus, Gast naturally wouldn’t give Xiaoxin a chance to breathe or attempt to create distance.

His fist power and dark energy merged, forming dozens of black energy orbs that hovered in the air, then all unleashed towards Magical Girl Xiaoxin!

“Full Salvo!”

More like a magical girl than herself, dense black energy projectiles swept towards Magical Girl Xiaoxin like dozens of Gatling guns.

The destructive power of each shot was dozens of times stronger than a 7.62mm round.

The entire building began to shatter, and debris rained down from hundreds of stories up.

Vehicles below had to swerve to avoid it, while drones and police began to evacuate and cordon off the area.

A total of 128 black energy projectiles were fired in less than two seconds, and Magical Girl Xiaoxin was blasted deep into the building.

Taking such a barrage of attacks, however, gave her another chance to reassemble her staff, and using the smoke generated by the attack, she aimed her staff at Gast’s previous position.

The counterattack was about to begin!

“Shining—Pfft!” Before she could even shout out her skill, dozens of powerful fist strikes erupted simultaneously across her body.

The intense pain instantly interrupted Magical Girl Xiaoxin’s attack.

Utterly vicious, he had appeared behind Magical Girl Xiaoxin at some unknown moment, delivering dozens of strikes in an instant.

The pain was undeniably real.

Seeing Magical Girl Xiaoxin still intact, he immediately activated his belt, unleashing his finisher!

[Finisher—Triple Strike Kick!]

A concise skill, yet it brought forth powerful energy fluctuations.

Energy gathered in his leg, and a perfect spinning kick, accompanied by dark purple lightning effects, sent Magical Girl Xiaoxin flying like a ball, directly kicking her from this building back into her workplace, the gilded skyscraper.

Bulletproof glass was as nothing; it was directly shattered.

Her body was still flying from the impact, a force dozens of times stronger than the first kick she received, and this was only the first step of his finishing attack!

The second kick followed!

Another spinning kick!

Appearing at an uncatchable speed in her flight path, Xiaoxin had no choice but to take the skill head-on again.

[Bang!]

Opening her eyes once more, she found herself floating in the city’s mid-air, the bright moonlight gradually obscured by dark clouds.

And in that moment, his figure appeared right before her.

The final kick, still a spinning kick!

An attack from hundreds of stories high, striking downwards!

She couldn’t fight back, nor did she possess any power to.

From the beginning of the battle until now, there had been no, not even a sliver of, possibility for her to retaliate.

Like thunder booming! The force of the kick that struck Xiaoxin exploded and spread, forming a powerful energy shockwave that radiated outwards.

The buildings on either side were affected by this force, shattering a total of twenty to thirty stories of bulletproof glass!

It rained down like scattered funeral flowers.

And the ground?

It was an even more tragic sight.

Xiaoxin was violently slammed into the ground, instantly sending surrounding cars flying.

The concrete pavement, like tofu, was smashed into a giant crater with a fifty-meter radius.

So… is this work really a gender-bent magical girl parody?