The Tofu Fish Challenge and a ‘Special’ Feeding

“Golden-haired big sister, I challenge you to a competition! If you don’t catch more tofu fish than I do, then you’ll have to give me both your master and your maid!”

Qiao Qiao, too, yearned to play with the two impressive older sisters. However, observing Tou’s demeanor, it was clear he had no intention of sharing the two sisters. Resolving to compete against Tou, Qiao Qiao, having spent so many years in this very spot, intimately understood the habits of tofu fish, and thus believed she would achieve a decisive victory.

Upon hearing this, Tou showed no inclination to move, remaining sprawled languidly across Four-Master’s body. He cast a bored glance at Qiao Qiao, then spoke in a languid, drawling voice:

“Tofu fish… tofu fish… how could they possibly compare to Four-Master’s delicious tofu? I have no time to indulge in your games. Children are the most bothersome creatures; now, run along and play somewhere else.”

“Will you simply wallow in this decadence forever? Doing absolutely nothing, letting your master and maid perform all your tasks? You are utterly useless! No wonder you look like a complete good-for-nothing; even your chest has become as useless as its owner!”

Seeing that Tou completely disregarded him, Qiao Qiao angrily berated the useless Tou, who couldn’t even walk without being carried by his master. She hoped these insults would ignite Tou’s competitive spirit, prompting him to challenge her in catching tofu fish.

Confronted with Qiao Qiao’s taunts, Tou merely furrowed his elegant brows, then took a deep, deliberate breath. The air, imbued with Four-Master’s scent, was so comforting, so utterly delightful, that Tou instantly re-immersed himself in that pure bliss.

Too indolent to ponder further, Tou then gazed upwards at a forty-five-degree angle, one hand dangling smoothly beneath the water’s surface like a marionette’s severed arm. His other hand lifted, pointing skyward, as if delicately holding a cigarette between his fingertips, and he declared with a sigh:

“Useless, you say? The most paramount aspect of my existence is enjoyment: frolicking, idly passing the time, indulging in food and drink, and embracing pure joy. Life, ah! It truly is that simple.”

“Useless! Useless! Useless!” Qiao Qiao, momentarily bereft of further words, nevertheless conveyed her profound indignation and disgust through those simple, repeated exclamations.

Suddenly, she felt something nudge her belly, and her spirits instantly soared. Her hands plunged downwards, and when they resurfaced, they clutched a translucent little fish whose head and tail seemed to be endlessly twitching.

“Hahahaha! I’ve caught a tofu fish! If you continue to be so utterly useless, you’ll never get to taste such a delicacy!”

After catching the fish, Qiao Qiao placed it on a floating wooden table beside her. These tables had been specially placed in the water by others, and Qiao Qiao had already covered hers with all the necessary tools for preparing tofu fish.

With practiced ease, Qiao Qiao then cleaned the palm-sized tofu fish, applied sauce, and, picking up a slice of fish with her chopsticks, dangled it tantalizingly before Tou’s eyes, saying:

“Catching tofu fish requires a bit of luck, you know. What? Do you want to try some? Just lend me your maid to play with for a day, and I’ll let you eat all these tofu fish!”

The food was exceptionally enticing, and Tou’s gaze remained fixed on the fish slices on the table. Then, Tou’s head emerged from between Four-Master’s breasts, swiveling left and right, following the intoxicating aroma of the fish tofu, much like a strip of bacon being pulled from a hamburger.

As the fish tofu neared his mouth, Tou eagerly bit down, but Qiao Qiao, as if playing a game, swiftly retracted the chopsticks holding the fish.

Tou gnawed a few times on empty air, realizing he had chewed nothing but solitude. His expression instantly darkened, and controlling his body, he rose to deliver a punch to Qiao Qiao, who dared to treat him like a mere monkey.

“How about it? Just let me play with your maid for one day, and I’ll let you eat all the tofu fish I catch today!”

Unexpectedly, Qiao Qiao forcibly shoved a piece of fish into Tou’s mouth.

“Ooohh~♪.”

Tou let out a moan of pure bliss. The tingling sensation, melting instantly on the tongue, fragrant, soft, and utterly delectable—it was nothing short of a worldly delight! Tou felt as though he was about to ascend, and forgetting all else, he lunged towards Qiao Qiao.

“So tasty! So tasty! So tasty! It’s truly too delicious! This feeling is like a fly, having fed on a dung heap for ten days, tasting the sweetness of bread for the very first time. It’s too wonderful, I want more, I want so much more!”

“Waaah! How can you be so unreasonable! Give me back my tofu fish, give me back my tofu fish!”

Qiao Qiao had never imagined that this shameless old scoundrel, Tou, would resort to such force. Not only did he ignore her demands, but he also shoved her aside and devoured everything in huge mouthfuls!

Never in her life had Qiao Qiao experienced such profound injustice; her face contorted in tears as she furiously pounded Tou’s back with her tiny fists.

Tou, however, treated her as if she were thin air. After finishing, he wiped his mouth and returned to Four-Master’s embrace. Leaning forward, he wrapped his arms around Four-Master’s neck and happily declared:

“Four-Master, it was so yummy! Master is so amazing, quickly catch lots and lots for me!”

“Just how delicious was it? This master wishes to taste it too.”

Yue Ye Si suddenly pressed a hand onto Tou’s shoulder, her gaze fixed on Tou’s tender, rosy lips, and she licked her own lips before speaking.

“Eat! Four-Master, catch a few more, and we’ll eat them together!” Tou’s eyes were currently filled only with the swaying image of tofu fish, completely oblivious to Four-Master’s peculiar gaze.

“But this master wishes to eat *now*! If I can’t taste it, I’ll have no motivation to catch any!” Yue Ye Si edged even closer, her warm breath, when inhaled by Tou, creating a thrilling sensation akin to oxygen deprivation.

“Master, why are you leaning so close? I’ve already eaten all those fish! If you want some, you’ll have to catch another one.” Tou sensed something amiss; Four-Master was acting strangely!

“Nonsense, hehehe~ Little Tou, don’t you still have some remnants in your mouth? Give those to me, and this master will catch you many, many more.”

Yue Ye Si’s face was flushed with desire; she opened her mouth, and a small pink tongue, like a snake, darted towards Tou.

“Kyaaah! You pervert! You pervert! You pervert!”

Tou flailed his arms wildly, scrambling away from Four-Master’s body. He had initially intended to kick Four-Master, but in the water, his leg met with considerable resistance the moment he lifted it. Realizing such a kick would inflict no damage, he wisely retracted his foot and instead jabbed at Four-Master’s peerless breasts with his small fists, as if throwing punches in a boxing match.

“Oh my, oh my! Little Tou, don’t you wish to eat even more tofu fish?”

“Tofu fish…” Tou ceased his ineffectual attack, which caused Four-Master no pain whatsoever. He swallowed audibly, a desperate gulp, for he yearned to eat it so terribly!

“Just let me taste the tofu fish from your mouth, and I promise to catch a huge pile for you.” Four-Master’s delicate hand made a sensual gesture, tracing her lips, further tempting Tou.

Tou hesitated. If Four-Master was to taste the tofu fish, it would mean he had to kiss her! The previous times, Tou had been forcefully kissed by his master when completely unprepared. Now, for him to actively initiate a kiss with Four-Master? He would surely die of embarrassment!

Yet, so many tofu fish seemed to be waving at him! It was such a difficult choice!

“Got you! You big scoundrel! Quickly, spit out my tofu fish!”

While Tou was lost in thought, Qiao Qiao seized the opportunity, wrapping her arms around Tou’s neck from behind. She then clamped her legs around Tou’s stomach, clinging tightly like a mating spider, and threatened:

“Hmph! I certainly won’t eat anything you spit out. So, how about it? Hand over your master to me as compensation, and I’ll let you go. Otherwise, don’t even think about leaving this place tonight. Even if you manage to break free from my embrace, later tonight, I’ll make sure my mom doesn’t give you too much food. Then, heheh! You can just starve to death!”

However, Tou paid no heed to her words. Instead, he experienced a sudden, profound epiphany, as if a mental blockage had been cleared with a powerful laxative!

“Ah! I know! Master, if you want to eat, I’ll feed you!”

“Feed me!” Yue Ye Si’s spirits soared! Little Tou had finally learned to take the initiative!

“Yes, feed you! Just like feeding maggots in a toilet when I pee!” Tou’s expression dramatically shifted, looking at Yue Ye Si as if she were excrement. Then, a smile returned to his face, and he poked at the arm wrapped around his neck like a snake, chuckling chillingly:

“Four-Master, first you must help me get rid of this irritating person. Her front is so flat; how could holding her ever be as comfortable as holding Four-Master?”

“You’re all stiff and rigid yourself! Do you think I *want* to hold you?” Qiao Qiao’s face was etched with dark lines of exasperation. What was wrong with being flat? She would grow someday!

“Oh, goodness, children are truly annoying! Go on, scram! My little apprentice and I are about to engage in some ‘adult-only’ activities, so it would be best for a child like you to avert your eyes!”

Yue Ye Si, employing some unknown spell, caused Qiao Qiao’s limbs to stiffen, making her slide straight off Tou’s back.

“Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle~”

“Pouf~” Qiao Qiao, having swallowed a bellyful of water, fortunately was not harmed by Yue Ye Si. Once the spell was lifted, Qiao Qiao sprang out of the water like a cat with a fish in its mouth. Her face flushed, she stared at the two, utterly stunned, and exclaimed:

“A-Adult-only?!”

“Yes, yes, yes! Children, scram quickly! What’s happening next is for adults!” Tou particularly relished this sensation: lecturing a child, feeling like an adult.

“Is it really ‘adult-only’ between two girls?”

Qiao Qiao suddenly leaned closer, her mind a whirl of unknown thoughts, her nose bleeding slightly, as she widened her two sparkling, curious golden eyes with great interest.

“Between two girls…”

It was only then that Tou remembered he had been consistently acting as a girl. In Qiao Qiao’s eyes, whatever Tou and Yue Ye Si did together would simply appear as two sisters playfully bickering.

In any case, what Tou was about to feed Four-Master wasn’t anything inappropriate or unpublishable, so there was no harm in letting this little one watch. Clearing his throat, Tou adopted an adult tone and spoke to Qiao Qiao:

“Ahem! If you wish to watch, it’s not entirely out of the question. Fetch me a cup.”

“A cup?” Qiao Qiao tilted her head slightly, but then, like an eager puppy, she scampered over to the small basket on the wooden table and retrieved a white porcelain cup.

“Four-Master, you can simply lean against the stone at the edge of the pool.”

Yue Ye Si complied, cradling her face, which was twisted with a blissful, almost pathological happiness, and exhaled a few words with fervent anticipation:

“Little Tou, please feed me until I am utterly sated!”

“I guarantee I’ll stuff you to death, you lecherous sow!”

Tou scooped up a cup of water, took a sip, and then, with puckered lips, began to vigorously swish the water around his mouth.

‘Pwoosh~~~~’ Like the Dragon King spouting water, Tou spat the water back into the cup. This was the method he had conceived when Qiao Qiao, hugging him from behind, had demanded he spit out the tofu fish.

‘Instead of making Four-Master search for ages in my mouth, wouldn’t it be far more convenient to simply feed her my mouthwash, complete with tofu fish remnants?’ Tou mused. ‘Isn’t that just perfect?’