She chuckled, then stepped before me. She pressed her face close to mine, whispering softly into my ear, “How about it, Big Dream Lord, why don’t you marry me?”
After speaking, she even blew a soft breath against my ear.
Instantly, a shiver ran through my entire body. It was truly no lie that my ears were sensitive points. My whole body went limp.
I stammered a trembling, incoherent reply. “W-we’re… we’re both g-girls!”
I had never encountered anything like this before; I was so nervous I was almost in tears.
If I hadn’t transformed into a goddess, I probably would have agreed. This was, after all, the first step towards the pinnacle of life: marrying a beautiful, wealthy woman!
Seeing my reaction, she let out a chuckle. “You know, teasing a deity is incredibly satisfying. But you, this god, are truly pathetic, to be teased by a mere mortal like me.”
Feeling a bit worried about the ‘benefits’ she mentioned, I asked, “S-so, what kind of benefits do you want?”
She sighed. “Big Dream, we’ve known each other for four years now. When I first met you online, I felt a real connection. I was nineteen back then, and I didn’t have any friends.”
I was rather surprised. How could a girl as exceptional, beautiful, and talented as her have no friends?
Still, I wasn’t foolish enough to pry into her past wounds. It was probably due to her overwhelming excellence, which was evident from the quality of the videos she helped me create.
“But even now, you’re still my only true confidante. Whenever I needed to vent, you always listened, didn’t you? So, consider this your payment.”
With that, she gave a self-deprecating smile.
Hearing this, I knew I needed to lighten the mood. I desperately channeled my livestreaming persona, saying, “You can confess even the smallest grievance directly to a true god – what more could you possibly be dissatisfied with? Others beg for such a chance and can’t get it!”
She chuckled. “True, I’m probably the first one to vent minor frustrations to a true god. It’s just that I likely won’t have this opportunity again in the future.”
I offered a mysterious smile. However, to her, a little loli making such a profound expression was rather comical.
“This Great Moe God specially permits you to send me messages if anything comes up. And when you have free time, I can even take you for a tour of the God Realm.”
She looked somewhat surprised. “Send messages? The internet here can reach the God Realm? And I’ll have a chance to go to the God Realm?”
I let out a smug chuckle. “Since I’m a god, that’s naturally no problem at all.”
I had already asked that unreliable agent of mine. As long as I wished it, even running a fiber optic cable up to the God Realm wouldn’t be an issue.
Furthermore, for my agent, visiting the God Realm was no big deal. There were plenty of ordinary people in the God Realm too.
She was now completely astonished. “This God Realm sounds rather special. I wonder what it’s like.”
‘Right? I also want to know what this mystical God Realm truly looks like.’ But I kept that thought to myself, instead mimicking the pronouncements of a divine charlatan.
“If fate allows, we shall meet.”
She gave a cold smile. “If you don’t find a chance to take me up there to see it sometime, watch me utterly destroy your faith.”
I couldn’t keep up the act any longer. “Absolutely not, absolutely not!”
It was as if Big Dream Lord and Cute Little Fanboy were bantering online once more.
She then adopted a businesslike demeanor. “Very well, Divine Lord, you are now my employer. Which means I am now your agent.”
Her formal attitude made me feel utterly uncomfortable. I quickly interjected, “There’s no need to be so serious; I’m not exactly a proper deity myself. Do you even know my divine title?”
She asked with some interest, “What is Big Dream’s divine title?”
I scratched my head, a little embarrassed. “My divine title is actually ‘Moe.’ Moe God…”
She was astonished. She then looked at me with a hint of mischief. “That title is certainly well-deserved.”
My face flushed crimson, and I lowered my head. Such a compliment made it impossible for me to smile.
I took a sticker from my robes and handed it to Liu Han. “You can stick this anywhere you like. This is a divine mark. Whenever you need to find me, just concentrate and imagine the shape of this sticker, and you’ll be able to summon me.”
She looked at the sticker, a mix of amusement and exasperation on her face, as it seemed like something a child would play with. The design was entirely pink, featuring concentric magic circles with a tilted scepter at its center.
Then, she pulled open her collar, picked up the sticker, and placed it right over her heart.
Once applied, the sticker gradually transformed into a tattoo-like mark. This was my divine symbol.
I was dumbfounded. I hadn’t yet had a chance to imbue the mark with my divine identifier.
Without that identifier, it was merely a simple totem blessed by a deity, incapable of summoning me.
I was mortified. I hadn’t expected her to stick it in *that* particular spot.
I had initially assumed she’d place it on the back of her hand or her arm. That way, when I added the identifier, I could gently touch her small hand.
“Um, I… I need to touch the mark to add the divine identifier, and you… you stuck it in *that* place…”
I stammered.
Hearing me, she simply pulled open her collar further. “Just add it, what’s the big deal? Why are you so nervous? You’re a goddess, aren’t you afraid of such a trivial matter?”
I had initially thought that as a healthy boy, I shouldn’t do such a thing. However, her words, “You’re a goddess,” struck me like a critical hit.
‘Right, I’m a goddess now, what is there to be afraid of?’ I thought, resignedly.
‘If I was turned into a goddess, I might as well get some interest out of it.’
“Alright then, get ready. I’m going to apply it.”