Chapter 13: Torn Rabbit

I almost said that?

Talelujah: Muchinryun lol
bb: Wow, 3.1 million won, so delicious.

[Jangle!]

Talelujah donates 10,000 won

Nuna, where are you going!!

Where would I go without you guys!

Military secret 1q2w3e: Wow, the comment is too sweet.

Yuksu fanatic Kim Yuksu: Boss, the broth is too sweet.
Butt fat, sob sob: It’s not just the broth, it’s trying to suck out the bone marrow.

Muchinryun.

Ah… I’m sorry.

It seems like the atmosphere in Lameli’s room wasn’t good, so I made a joke to lighten the mood.

Embrella: Lameli, who copies money, lol
Mohican Lameli: The room leader here is so sweet, Lameli is taking care of everyone.

Cheers!

Lameli donated 100,000 won.

“Thank you for caring, I’m going to leave now.”

“Okay, go ahead.”

After donating 100,000 won, Lameli lay down and was quietly looking at her phone.

“Why do these idiots keep supporting that girl… They just blindly support crazy people and strange streamers, I don’t understand. Hey, guys, I just started the broadcast and earned 3.2 million won.”

“It’s the money you’d earn working hard 32 times.”

dhgkaak: Wow lol, our room leader is cute.
Tallelujah: Honey, where’s my 10,000 won??
President of the Animal Farm: lol, I received 3.2 million won, but are you not noticing the 10,000 won?

“You earned 3.21 million won. Ddalddal, thank you 10,000 won.”

Tallelujah: My own nickname, Ddalddal♡

The money that could have been earned by eating construction site dust dozens of times fell into my hands in an instant. My heart is pounding.

[Jangle!]

Bulchammayodddeop donates 1,000 won

Me, me?

“Yeah, mayonnaiseddal, thank you 1,000 won.”

Tallelujah: Honey, don’t mix it, I told you not to.
Bulchammayoddeop: Ouch Mayoddal

“What should we broadcast now?”

Icemaelstorm: Please broadcast communication, host!
Buttocks, fat, fat, sob: Let’s play a game.

“Communication? Oh right, I moved to the attic because my broadcast was noisy next door.”

The downstairs apartment is empty, so I think it’s okay to be a little noisy.

[Jangle!]

Military secret 1q2w3e donates 10,000 won

Nuna, sing a song

“A song? I can’t sing. Yuhyeol-ah, but thank you for the 10,000 won.”

President of the Animal Husbandry Association: Ah lol, to match the unit price.

[Jangle!]

Red Parade donates 10,000 won

Sing a song

“I said I can’t sing, 10,000 won is appreciated, kid.”

[Jangle!]

Red Parade donates 100,000 won

So sing it

“I said you don’t sing it well—”

Lepe69: I’m not asking you to sing it well¬¬

Talelujah: Aha =So the host can gauge the public sentiment.

dhgkaak: If you sing with that voice, it’ll melt cc

[Jangle!]

Red Parade donates 1,000,000 won

Sing

Just when you start to doubt why the viewers are persisting like this, a donation flies in that instant that calms it down.

“What should I sing?”

Yuksu fanatic Kim Yuksu: Wow, financial therapy aaaaa.

Talelujah: Completely cured, I guess it’s financial therapy as the viewers say. My mind becomes peaceful.

[Jangle!]

Red Parade donates 100,000 won

Anything, please

“Thank you, Chairman. But what on earth do you do to spend so much money?”

dhgkaak: Right away, he’s the Chairman lol.

That kid is famous even in the living room.

“Do I really sing anything?”

dhgkaak: Yeah, yeah.

“Just wait a minute. I’m going to the bathroom.”

As he hurriedly turns off the mic, saying he’s going to the bathroom, he feels impatient.

“What song is that? F**k, status screen!”

Tiring!

[Amount remaining: 5.23 million won]

Countless skills pop up before his eyes.

I looked through all of these to see if there was anything I needed, but I couldn’t find it.

I thought there would be a singing skill among all these options, but I got really flustered when I couldn’t find one.

After looking through the skill list for a while, I found a skill called Music instead of Song.

I quickly clicked on it, and there were more skills under it: [Singing] [Conducting] [Instrumentalism] [Music Therapy] [Composition] [Sound Equipment Knowledge]… [Eum-in-mil] [Lion’s Roar].

I got dizzy looking at all the skills, so I clicked on Singing again.

[Singing]: Slightly improves singing ability.

You can acquire lower-level skills.

Skill level increases as you buy more. [Price: 10,000 won].

The lower-level skills were cheaper than I expected.

I figured I’d understand once I learned it.

I clicked, and suddenly a confusing message popped up.

“Let’s go!”

Ring! Ring!

Tiring!… [Breathing] [Singing] [Pitch] [Rhythm] [Beat] [Voiceover] [Emotional Conveyance]

Tiring!

[Song of the Storm]

[Remaining: 120,000 won].

You little shit.

I can’t stop.

What the hell did I just learn?”

[Song Lv. 9]

Explosive increase in singing ability.

[Melody of Harmony]: Harmonizes the sub-skills of a song.

[Song of the Storm]: Adds a storm to the melody. The skill level increases as purchases overlap.

(Price: 5.12 million Won] There’s another additive. I don’t understand how you can add a storm to something that’s not even a beverage. I glared at the skill window that always gave vague explanations, then turned on the mic again. “Guys, I’m out. Did you wait for me?”

[sm1210]: Why did it take me so long?

[Wasabi]: What the f*ck did you do? Tell me straight up. “I just took a piss and smoked a cigarette, you motherfuckers.”

(C++ 46974): Do you smoke, host?

[Red Parade]: At least pretend to be a woman in the room…[4]

You don’t even have a f*cking clue.

“Isn’t it because your d*ck is as flirty as mine?”

29: f*ck host!!! Watch out for the splits!

-[dhgkaak]: You’re so eloquent that you can’t keep up with the devil’s kids.

“I thought our Bulcham was a girl, but you’re a guy?”

-[Bulchammayoddeop]: What the f*ck, why are you doing this to me “Raggedy.”

I feel like I’ve gotten used to arguing with the viewers to some extent.

-[Talelujah]: So when are you going to sing a song??

-[Wasabikongaru]: When are you really going to sing a song?

“I’m going to sing. Can I really sing anything? But I’m so bad at singing, you’ll probably feel sick if you listen, is that okay?”

-[bb [E]: Okay.

-[Butterbeankongkang]: If I sang well, I wouldn’t have asked you to do it.

I opened the internet window and played the nursery rhyme I had in mind.

-1922): Wow, I’m really shocked by the host’s choice.

I never would’ve imagined it would be shit.

But with that voice, the accompaniment to the nursery rhyme that was flowing out like crazy ended and I started singing along after seeing the lyrics that appeared on the screen.

As I opened my mouth, a surprising singing ability came out despite it being my own voice.

A soul-stirring vibe that would make the rabbit feel like a black rabbit.

“Mountain-Rabbit, rabbit, where- are you going♪”

In less than 5 seconds, the disastrously long nursery rhyme reached its end.

“Hop! Hop! Jump and where.”

As I felt the soul flowing through my body visualize a rabbit, the thought suddenly occurred to me of what the storm song was at the end.

Tiring!

Here’s your text with a line between each sentence:

(Song of the Storm) “Ga-a-neun-nya-a !!!!”

A storm that seems to tear apart a rabbit bursts out.

Storm-like vocal power.

Storm-like singing ability.

Beautiful and sweet voices quietly mix and burst out like the eye of the storm.

The song that should have ended softly was raised to a three-octave G in just three letters.

The three-octave G also appears briefly in the song “Tears,” which is famous for its ultra-high notes.

It’s not just a loudly raised high note, but a soulful vibe that makes your whole body tingle and a sweet voice.

Viewers felt goosebumps all over their bodies from the short, dizzyingly long nursery rhyme that seems to end after a rabbit pretends to run.

The chat window, which had been noisy, suddenly blacked out even though it wasn’t suspended by the room manager.

“f*ck….. So this is what a song of the storm is like?

It suddenly pops out and it’s crazy.

My head hurts thinking that I squandered 1 million won that a viewer paid to have me sing.

As I let out the sigh that came out on its own, the chat window finally started to explode.

[Military Secret 1q2w3e): Wow!! It’s snowing!!!!!!!!!!

[Wasabi Bean Powder]: Wow, I got goosebumps because I couldn’t sing a crazy song

[Not attending mayo cover]: One autumn! One autumn! One autumn! One autumn! One autumn! One autumn!

[Footplate]: From now on, it’s not Jotyo but Godyo, teachers, please take note

[Dallelujah): From now on, please sing the mountain rabbit only with permission from Teacher Autumn.

[Jjang!]

[Red Parade donated 5,000,000 won]

[You sing so well, you tore it apart]

“Wow, 5 million won. Thank you Yagada 50 times.

Chairman, thank you so much.”

[Ujang!]

[Red Parade donates 100,000 won]

[I saw the aegyo video, can you do that?]

“Come with the unit price.”