[Dallelujah]: Did you apply for Nuna Tker?
“What is Ther? I’ve heard of it somewhere.”
[Uncontrollably Foolish]: Didn’t you apply for the Triple Community?
“Oh, is that like a homepage that I use with my viewers in my room?”
[Anggy butt cheeks]: Yeah, if it’s a communication channel for viewers like the viewers say, then I think I should use it quickly.
“Do I have to apply to use it?”
[dhgkaak]: Yes, I have to apply!
[PushPushPoly]: The application conditions include things like replays and a limit on the number of clip plays, but I already passed those a long time ago lol.
“Okay, I’ll apply.”
When I moved the mouse and went to the address the viewers gave me, I saw a message saying that I met the application conditions.
“Okay? Applied. I’m going to turn off the broadcast now.”
[Uncontrollably Foolish]: What the heck, why is it so short? Give me more!!
[Wasabi Konggaru]: Give me back my broadcast time.
[Inverted Triangle]: Let’s hear Nuna’s voice more before we go!!
When I said I was going to end the broadcast, the viewers started to make a fuss together telling me not to go, and I couldn’t help but smile again.
“Guys, why do you like me this much?”
[Tallelujah]: I can’t live without Nuna.
[Ariel Land]: Boss, just give me one more hour!
“You have to dress nicely for the cam room. I don’t have any clothes. I’ll wake up early tomorrow and buy some pretty clothes.”
[Yuksoo Addict Kim Yuksu]: Let’s go in quickly before Mr. Han loses.
When he says he’ll dress nicely and go, the viewers nod and bid him farewell.
“Okay, bye bye. You guys have fun too and grow up.”
(23099): =owo
[Buttocks flesh flesh sobbing]: ¬¬¬bye bye cute.
[Broadcast has ended]
As soon as I turned off the broadcast, the room that had felt noisy became quiet and desolate.
In that unpleasant feeling, I grabbed my cigarettes and went out to the yard, put one in my mouth, and started smoking.
“Whew.”
I exhaled the smoke from my cigarette and looked up at the sky.
The moon had already risen and was being obscured by the smoke.
As I smoked my cigarette and thought about what I should buy tomorrow, I remembered that I didn’t know anything about women’s clothes.
“Hmm… When did I ever think and act? If I just go, they’ll recommend something.”
Thinking that I had to go shopping tomorrow, I put out my cigarette and went into my room, depositing the money I earned today into my account.
“Status Window!!”
Tiring!
[Amount Remaining 5.04 million won]
“Wow.”
After leveling up my singing skill to the max, I think I had about 100,000 won left, but my money has risen to 5 million won.
“What the heck, Red? What kind of kid does he do?”
When I thought about it, unlike most viewers who donate 1,000 or 10,000 won, a viewer with the nickname Red Parade spent over 10 million won.
“I spent 1 million won to sing, gave 5 million won for doing well, and put another 5 million won in for a horror game mission…”
Even if I roughly calculate it, he spent over 10 million won.
It’s an economic sense that I can’t understand as a commoner.
I searched the nickname out of curiosity and found that it’s the name of a car.
The price on the internet is close to 7 billion won.
“What kind of crazy car is this that costs 7 billion won instead of 100 million won?”
I’m dizzy at the price, which seems like it would cost me more than one car window even if I sold all my organs.
“I’ve heard of expensive foreign cars costing 700 million won and moving houses, but this is the first time I’ve seen something like this.”
The price range didn’t seem realistic, so I didn’t even feel that it was expensive, so I closed the internet window, took a shower, and headed to the mattress to go to sleep.
***
“Good morning, strong… but it’s already 10 o’clock.”
I opened my phone for my morning routine and saw a message saying that the delivery was complete.
“I ordered it last night and it’s really a bullet.”
I went out to the yard and opened the iron bars installed at the entrance to the stairs leading to the attic, and there was a delivery box there.
I brought it into the room and opened the box, and I saw a cam that was made to be fixed on top of the monitor, and there was also a tripod that I could use as an accessory to attach the cam to.
I thought I’d come back later to install the cam, so I threw it on the desk and got dressed to go out.
“f*ck… I should buy pants first. These clothespins are so uncomfortable.”
I pulled the waist of my flowing pants with my hands, bunched them up, and secured them with a clothespin.
Finally, I pulled my black ball cap down tightly and went out.
As I was putting on my shoes in front of the door, I saw a small mirror next to the hallway wall that the previous resident had installed.
In the mirror, a woman with bright and pretty light pink hair that seemed to shine translucently, large breasts that radiated sexiness, and fair skin was seen.
Even her face, which had become small due to body correction.
“Wow, she’s so pretty, but she looks like a dog.”
Through the mirror, she could see a masculine, angular face in her small face.
If you throw trash in a trash heap, it wouldn’t be noticeable, but if there’s a crack in the shiny, clean mirror, it’s more noticeable than anything else.
It seemed like God had caught a pretty girl character disease, had poured his soul into customizing her, and then got angry at the end and randomly changed the face.
“Whew, status screen!”
Tiring!
[Eyes] [Price: 200,000 won]
[Nose] [Price: 100,000 won]
[Mouth] [Price: 200,000 won]
[Facial contour] [Price: 100,000 won]
I pressed on the skills that I thought I needed one by one among the skills that came to mind, and the price came up.
The eyes cost 200,000 won.
It seemed like what I needed right now was the eyes and facial contour.
I looked up while thinking about it, and I saw that I had some money left.
[Amount Remaining 5.04 million won]
“I don’t know, let’s go!”
He raised his hand and started moving his fingers busily.
Thump.
“Bam?”
I moved my fingers again, enduring the slight pain as the free chiropractic treatment started again.
Tiring! Tiring!
[100,000 won] [200,000 won] [400,000 won] [800,000 won] [1.6 million won]
[Amount Remaining: 1.94 million won]
I just wiggled my fingers, and 100,000 won increased 16-fold in a few seconds, transforming into 1.6 million won.
Tiring!
[Face Contour Lv. 5] Your facial shape and facial features change beautifully to match your body. [Max Lv]
Upon reaching level 5, a message pops up in the purchase window saying that you cannot purchase because you are at the max level.
Thanks to that, not only the facial contour but also the facial features have changed to harmonize with your face, and your once angular facial line has changed very beautifully.
“Your jawline is really pretty.”
Self-praise bursts out naturally.
I wonder if this isn’t narcissism.
As I look at my features in the mirror, I belatedly realize that I forgot my mask.
I go into my room, get my mask, put it on, and head out with my baseball cap pulled down tightly.
As I pass through the alley and enter the street, I see a taxi parked after dropping off a passenger.
“I never even considered expensive taxis before, but I should ride one.”
I approach the parked taxi, open the door, and sit in the backseat, where the softness of the seat welcomes my butt.
“Driver, please take me to Rodeo Drive.”
“Yes, we’ll be going.”
As the taxi starts and I sit in the backseat, looking for the exact location of the store I was planning to visit today, I hear a voice from ahead of me.
“Oh, right. Student, how come your voice is so beautiful?”
As I look forward while playing with my phone, I see a female taxi driver who looks to be in her mid-40s glancing at the rearview mirror.
“Thank you.”
“Not only is your voice beautiful, but your hair is also really pretty.”
When he suddenly compliments my hair, my hand automatically goes to the hair that flows down past my shoulder.
“Hmm, doesn’t it look strange that it’s pink?”
“Oh my, all young people these days wear that. That’s all part of their individuality these days.”
“Is that so?”
“Of course. I drive a taxi and I get a lot of young passengers. Especially these days, many young ladies dye their hair in unique ways, but this is the first time I’ve seen such a clear and pretty pink.”
When I receive the taxi driver’s compliment, I feel like I’ve been acknowledged for some reason and I laugh out loud.
“Thank you. Sir, could you please let me off at the intersection over there?”
“Yes, I’ve arrived. Please go in carefully.”
“Yes, thank you!”
I gave a vigorous greeting in a dazed mood and got out of the taxi, a cold wind hitting my nose.
I walked along the deserted streets despite it being close to lunchtime on a weekday, and headed toward the store I had been looking for.
“Hmm… Where is it? It was around here?”
As I looked around the complicated Rodeo Street lined with shops, I saw not a clothing store, but a variety of accessories and miscellaneous goods stores.
The first thing that caught my eye among them was a pair of tongs that made the shape of a duck out of snow displayed outside the building.
I slowly approached and looked at the accessories displayed outside the store.
“I’m greedy even if I buy them now and only use them next year.”
When I was busy trying to make a living, I would never have thought of coming to a place like this.
Now that I feel more relaxed, I feel even better and start looking around leisurely.
“Just looking around is fun. Is this life?”
While looking at accessories, I suddenly felt the joy of life and looked at a few items outside before going inside the store and looking around.
After looking around for a while, something caught my eye.
It was a pair of toy glasses called 8-bit glasses.
They were black horn-rimmed sunglasses with white square stickers printed diagonally like dots on the ends of the glasses.
“Oh, I’ve seen these before.”
The glasses had different price tags on them.
Even though they were the same 8-bit glasses, one was only a few thousand won, while the other was expensive at 90,000 won.
It was too different to say that the design was a little cooler.
After thinking about it, I picked up two and went to the checkout, and the employee nodded slightly.
“Boss, why is there such a big price difference between these two?”
“One is a toy, and the expensive one is a real pair of sunglasses with dot prints.”
“Oh, they’re real sunglasses.”
“The real sunglasses are really dark. They also block UV rays.”
“Yes, thank you.”
I went to the mirror in the store with the 90,000 won sunglasses and tried them on.
Maybe it’s because my face is small, but the sunglasses felt really big.
“They’re fun.”
As I put on the glasses and started to show off, I soon became captivated by the sunglasses and felt like I had to buy them.
In the past, I wouldn’t have even considered buying these toy-like sunglasses for 90,000 won, but I can feel myself steadily changing.
Unlike my deepening heart, my body is striking all sorts of poses in front of the mirror.
“This is the flex of a dirt spoon.”
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ah yes, the joys of shopping, she’s gonna go broke soon