Chapter 28: Outdoor Broadcast

My unnie was quietly in my arms until the cigarette was completely burned out.

“Miss. Your butt is soft and nice, isn’t it?”

“… Is Ga-eul an old man?”

“Why can’t you touch your friend’s butt?”

“If Ga-eul is going to use your pretty face like that, give it to me.”

I stubbed out my cigarette, took out a new one, put it in my mouth, and lit it.

“Stop smoking.”

“It smells, so go over there and I’ll finish smoking.”

“Sigh… I can’t smell cigarettes because of Ga-eul’s scent.”

My unnie buried her face in my arms the more I smoked.

“Ga-eul.”

“Huh?”

“Ga-eul is a good person.”

“I told you I made a mistake.”

“It’s just like Ga-eul said, I only saw her for two days, but in that short time, Ga-eul was weak to the weak.”

“You made a terrible mistake. I’m a f*cking strong-strong-weak-strong.”

“Pfft… I haven’t seen strong-strong, but I’ve seen enough weak-weak.”

“Why are you asking me to touch your butt like that?”

I spat out and grabbed her butt tightly.

“Ugh…”

In the meantime, I stubbed out my cigarette that was all burned out and said to my unnie, “Unnie, I’m going to go on a broadcast now. It smells like cigarettes in here, so let’s go.”

My unnie hesitated as if she felt regretful and then slowly slipped out of my arms.

“I’m going to go on a broadcast, so I’ll drop off the phone stand and stop by the store.”

“Huh? Why the store?”

“Don’t you need to change your pants?”

My unnie’s face turned red at my words, and she put the stand in my hand and quickly disappeared toward the clothing store without looking back.

“Pfft. It’s cute.”

She prepared for the broadcast, placed her phone on the stand, and adjusted the angle of the stand.

“Ugh… Good.”

[Han Ga-eul starts the broadcast]

[=]

It seemed like the viewers had been waiting for a long time because the number of viewers quickly increased as the broadcast started.

[What the hell, you punk?=? Really, I’m crazy, I think I’m crazy.]

I’m so late. It’s really messed up.

“Okay, calm down, our babies, and let’s watch Mamma Tong.”

[Kkieeeek]

[Manager! Manager! Manager! Manager! Manager! Manager! Manager!]

[This is the country, huh?]

[Yeseong calls her breasts Mamma Tong]

[f*ck, it’s still magnificent even when I watch it again.]

“Pheuheu, you simple-minded kids.”

“Do you like it?”

[Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee I f*cking love it.]

[Wow, the manager in the white shirt knows the people’s hearts well.]

[Now I finally feel that the country is on the right track.]

[The shirt looks f*cking miserable===]

[f*ck, I want to be reborn in that shirt.]

[I love it.]

“There’s a reason I’m late.”

“I just wanted to show you guys what pretty things I’m wearing.”

[Wow, our manager always has a reason¬¬¬]

[You can be late as you go through life===][I get it all.]

I manipulated the zoom on my phone so that the entire body was visible from the neck down.

[What? Are you outside?]

[The host’s clothes are really pretty.]

[Is the host broadcasting outside today?]

“I just went to the hair salon and turned it on. I also bought a phone stand to do an outdoor broadcast.”

“And it’s not that the clothes are pretty, it’s that I wear them that make them pretty.”

[That’s all haha.]

[f*ck, with that body, you’d be pretty even if you were just wearing a rag.]

“So today’s outdoor broadcast is coming up, but I haven’t decided what to do.”

[??????]

[¬¬¬¬ This place is so sloppy.]

[Where is this?]

“What are you trying to do? You guys just need to look at me, you little shits.”

[Wow, the host only says the right things.]

[¬¬¬ Even just looking at the host is fun.]

“Phew, right?”

“Oh, right. I bought some fun glasses, let me show you.”

[f*ck glasses?]

[Oh, are you going to show off your face?]

I moved my hand to raise the angle of the stand so that I could see the end of his head, and I could see his pretty, flowing, light pink hair, 8-bit sunglasses, and a face wearing a large mask.

[Wow, what color is the host’s hair?? It’s so freaking pretty.]

[What is it?]

[I only saw a little bit of his hair, but looking at it all together, it’s a pretty color.]

[f*ck, put that f*ck glasses away.]

[f*ck, those are 8-bit glasses ¬¬¬ He’s wearing them outside.]

“It’s not f*ck glasses, it’s King Beat God glasses, you little shits.”

“His hair was always like this. It’s not dyed, so stop asking.”

[Pink room slut, does that make sense?]

“You bastards, you have no common sense, what with your rare constitution and such.”

(This is the first time I’ve heard of this kind of common sense? LOL)

[I’m curious about the teacher’s sense of common sense.]

“What is this kind of thing supposed to happen? Just like your useless butts, I was born like this too.”

“It’s just how it is.”

[LOL If you’re pretty, it’s a jackpot.]

[f*ck, the host is a total idiot.]

[Really lol, you’re so damn pretty.]

[Even if you dye your hair, you wouldn’t get that kind of color if you came back from the dead.]

I walked back to the smoking area while watching the viewers chatter.

[Where did the host go?]

I went back into the smoking area, took off my mask, put it in my pocket, and skillfully took out a cigarette with one hand, lit it, and put it in my mouth.

“Whew.”

[Oh my god, what the f*ck.]

[Wow, your lips are freaking pretty.]

[Why are you wearing a mask?]

[Your jawline is freaking pretty, why were you covering up your mouth, you punk?]

[f*ck, look at those lips smoking, it’s f*cking disgusting.]

[Those lips look f*cking nice to lick.]

[Room manager, turn on your blinkers and come in, aren’t you supposed to do these things twice?]

[Your nose and lips are freaking pretty, you look like a doll.]

[You’re so freaking pretty even with those f*cking glasses.]

As he suddenly took off his mask and started smoking a cigarette, the chat started to explode.

“Did you guys say I’m freaking pretty or not?”

“And because I’m freaking pretty, I covered up.”

[You only say the right things, I have nothing to say.]

[In fact, it’s dangerous to walk around without covering up.]

[You look so pale and put on a lot of makeup, it looks like you lightly put some fruit juice on your cheeks.]

[Your lips are really pretty too, look at how pretty your lips are and how shiny they are. Phew.]

“This isn’t makeup. This is my bare face.”

[The host is being sarcastic.]

[¬¬¬ No matter what, that’s too much.]

[If that’s your bare face, what makes a person who wears makeup? ¬¬]

“You wouldn’t believe me even if I told you guys.”

I put the cigarette in my mouth and rubbed my lips and cheeks with my thumb before showing it to the screen.

“Look, is it clean?”

“I don’t have anything on my cheeks and lips, you little shits, I told you it’s your bare face.”

[What the f*ck?]

[Yeah, but there really isn’t anything on them.]

[Is that your bare face??]

[#232]

“I don’t even have any cosmetics in the first place. I don’t even know how to put on makeup.”

“f*ck, in our room, it’s common sense that the hostess doesn’t wear makeup, so remember that well.”

[^^7 Memorization complete.]

[It’s the host’s order, so remember it quickly.]

[But what’s the truth about the hostess? Her breasts are huge, her body is awesome, her hair is pretty, and even her nose and mouth are pretty.]

[A f*cking pretty doll that smokes a cigarette¬¬.]

[Her eyes seem really pretty too.]

“Eyes? They’re so pretty.”

[¬¬¬ Her speech is so annoying, it’s f*cking hard to believe her.]

[Really¬¬ They seem so pretty.]

[++ Smoking is so sexy.]

After stubbing out her cigarette and going out of the smoking area, she thought about putting her mask back on, but decided not to wear it since she’d already been exposed to the viewers, and walked towards Rodeo Square.

“What are we going to do now, guys?”

RADE @3]

“How many days has the broadcast been going on? Besides, it’s my first time doing a late-night broadcast, so I might not know everything.”

“On top of that, I turned it on in a hurry because the promise I made with you guys got delayed.”

[The host is so pretty that just watching her is fun.]

[It’s super entertaining, so I want to do what I want and just make sure the camera is well-lit.]

[But the host really doesn’t look like a person, ugh, I’m tired of saying she’s pretty, you little brats.]

[I’m feeling a bit annoyed.]

[Damn, you pretty girl.]

[The host looks so alluring, damn, that cute hairstyle is really tempting.]

[She looks pretty but is acting all crazy with us.]

[LOL]

[Get rid of those annoying pixel glasses, you’re wearing them so confidently while chatting with the viewers, and from a distance, an older unnie is coming with a 3250 FX4. “>+2°}!!”]

[Who is it?]

[Oh my, her voice is really cool.]

“She’s the older unnie I became close with while buying clothes, but she’s just a regular person, so don’t talk nonsense.”

The moment I say that, she immediately turns off the broadcast.

[Sipryun, we’ll protect what we have to protect.]

[Ah haha, just trust us.]

[haha, we’re better at tightrope walking.]

When my unnie came up to me with a smile, I greeted her warmly.

“You were broadcasting?”

“Yeah. We were talking about what we were going to do today.”

“I see. But can you take your mask off?”

“It’s okay. It’s stuffy, and I showed it to the viewers.”

“Oh, okay. Then do you want to walk around with me? Since today is Friday, there will be a lot of people and there will be a lot to see.”

“Then let’s buy something to eat. I’m hungry.”

Feeling hungry since I didn’t eat a single meal today, I was walking with my unnie toward the area where there were many restaurants when I heard a bustle coming from the square.