Chapter 32: Noisy

It was already dark, and the streetlights were illuminating the street.

“Unnie, let’s go home now.”

“Going home already? I want to play more.”

“Already? It’s already dark.”

“It’s already evening. Is Autumn a good girl?”

“Is there anything else you want to do?”

While I was talking to my unnie, a man’s voice was heard from behind.

“Hey… aren’t you going to give me your number?”

“You haven’t left yet.”

“Yes, I was waiting because you said you were going to hold a memorial service.”

“Oh, that’s right. What is your blood type?”

“It’s O… But why are you asking about my blood type?”

I looked at the man in front of me from head to toe.

“O is the best. Blood costs 800,000 won per liter. Spleen costs 60, gallbladder costs 150, heart costs 150,000, and liver costs 180,000. I’ll give you my number, so please contact me.”

[You’re really crazy]

[I don’t know if that kid is naive or possessed by the manager]

[If the manager tells you to go, you’ll 80]

[========]

[Clang!]

[Military secret 1q2w3e donates 10,000 won]

[Run away, you little shit]

“Ugh—“

“f*ck, Yoochul. I told you not to bother my unnie’s business.”

“I’ll just go.”

“Why? I’m going on a date with you.”

“No… I’ll really go. Take care.”

The man left a greeting and quickly disappeared from the smoking area.

“Yoochul, if you bother me again, I’ll soak you in formalin next time.”

[f*ck, you’re so scary]

[= aaaaaa]

“Oh my god, I’m so tired. Let’s just play until here for today and see you next time.”

“Oh, why! Let’s play a little longer.”

He wanted to play more, so he coaxed his upset unnie and took her to the front of the clothing store, preparing to end the broadcast.

“We have plenty of time, so let’s play again next time.”

“Okay. See you next time, Ga-eul!”

“Ong-ya, be careful on your way home.”

My unnie waved her hand vigorously at me and walked towards the parking lot.

[It’s already over?]

[Oh, host, take responsibility for our Friday night]

[Really? How can you suddenly abandon something like this after watching such a delicious broadcast?]

When I checked the time after seeing the viewers chattering about abandoning it already, it was dinner time.

“That’s true. Then should I go home and turn it back on?”

[Wow, host, you know a thing or two ===]

[¬¬¬¬¬¬]

[Nuna, I ordered chicken, I really have to turn it on]

“Okay, kids, I’ll definitely turn it on when I get home.”

[Oh, if you don’t come back, I’ll jump in the Han River and that’s it]

[Go home, host ^^7]

[The broadcast has ended]

As I ended the broadcast, leaving the chattering viewers behind, a sense of desolation arose despite the noisy street.

It felt like the noisy market had suddenly become quiet.

Leaving those feelings behind, I caught a taxi and went back home.

“f*ck…”

When I came home, I felt an even greater sense of silence than before, so I quickly turned on the broadcast.

[Han Ga-eul starts broadcasting]

[Come in quickly]

I just wanted the viewers to come in quickly, but when I started broadcasting, most of the viewers were still in the chat room.

[Ah, why are you coming now, host?]

[The chicken has all gotten cold]

[I almost got lost waiting for the host]

“What, guys, what were you doing instead of leaving the room?”

[Of course I waited for the host ==]

[I can’t breathe without the host]

[Seriously == I can’t live without the host now]

The shitty silence disappeared, and I became a market street again.

“Phehe. You pretty kids.”

“I like you guys a lot too.”

[aaa Did you drink on your way here, room leader?]

[Room leader had a drink by himself]

[Room leader, stop talking nonsense and turn on the cam chat. It’s so cool!]

I was absentmindedly reading the chat with a pleasant feeling of my head getting noisy, so I moved my hand and turned on the cam.

[Wow, when I look at it in the bright light, it feels like even my future is bright]

[This is the country, huh?]

[When I look at it in the bright light, your lips are so pretty]

[Your white shirt is going to burst, I’m so jealous]

[It’s so f*cking magnificent, dammit]

“Are your chests that good?”

[Yes!!! F*ck yes]

“This is so f*cking good, but please take off those f*cking sunglasses, f*ck!”

“Pfft, the sunglasses feel cute.”

“They’re cute and gross, and f*ck off!”

“Oh my god, I can’t see the future.”

“You’re still wearing that?”

“Where’s the store that sold that? The flamethrower is full of fuel.”

“That’s because I turned it on right away without even changing my clothes.”

“Let’s change, okay?”

“What are you changing into? The white shirt is f*cking nice.”

“Okay, since it feels good, I’ll change into your favorite dolphin pants and come back.”

“Half-fall! Half-fall! Half-fall!”

“f*ck, this is so good.”

“But I’m wearing sunglasses.”

“?????”

“f*ck, here we go again.”

“Where the hell is that crazy b*tch wearing dolphin pants and dot sunglasses, you bastard?”

“I’m going crazy, I’m going crazy, I’m going crazy.”

I thought that the broadcast with the viewers who reacted in different ways to my every word was so enjoyable.

[Jalang!]

[Non-Missing 1,000 won]

“How much is your eyes? Pretty f*ck.”

“Please do it.”

“On the contrary, how much would you give off?”

“Let’s go, Chairman, go go go!”

“The Chairman is my hope, take off that vile b*tch!”

“Finally, let’s go, Chairman!”

[Clang!]

[Red Parade donates 1,000 won]

“You bastards, I spent over 2,000 today.”

“Wow, the Chairman looks so ugly for spending 1,000 won, what the heck?”

“Why are the numbers so thin?”

“f*ck, Chairman, please take off my d*ck, that’s my wish!”

“Look how thin the Chairman’s wallet has gotten.”

“The Vice Commander said your eyes are freaking pretty.”

[You really don’t look human even now, but I’m freaking excited.]

I said it without thinking, but I thought the Chairman was thinking about it, so I added one more.

“Guys, didn’t you have a long-sleeved shirt last time?”

“The one that had a chest opening or something.”

“Huh… If you wear that, you’ll be able to see your soft stomach and belly button in the fall.”

As I added a few more words, the chat window started to heat up.

[f*cking Chairman!!!!]

[I haven’t seen the area where I have been around for one year?]

“Believe me, I have a f*cking glass. 9 lives? Let’s just use a few, you piece of shit.”

[f*ck, it feels like the world is collapsing.]

[The water temperature of the Han River isn’t that high right now, lol.]

[They say you’ll die if you eat 5,000 tangerines at once, so I tried it.]

[The door to the rooftop of my apartment was locked, so I was picking them. It’d be so cool if I jumped outside.]

“Hey, you idiots, I get it. Calm down, for real.”

[=== You made it so that I couldn’t do it.]

[How can the host write to us?]

While I was calming down the viewer who was having a tantrum, the chairman’s support flew in.

[Jangle!]

[Red Parade gave me 100,000 won.]

[Sponsor 000 won.]

[Room manager who keeps his promise to take off his d*ck glasses.]

I felt strange seeing the number 0’s stretching out on the road behind the chairman’s donation.

“Uh…”

[Kya’s 100 million reactions]

“You ‘re a real idiot?”

My face was smiling, but I didn’t have a smile?

“Stop the bombardment.”