The Perverted Sister

A parachute drifted down from the sky.

A heroic figure rolled three times upon landing before standing up, then brushed the dust off her clothes. She wore a single ponytail, a military cap backwards, and an army-green uniform.

Before she could take a single step, a helicopter swooped in with a roar. A ladder dropped, and a squad of elite soldiers, armed to the teeth, descended in perfect order.

When that woman took a step forward, the troops behind her followed in perfect unison, their footsteps echoing with a powerful, rhythmic cadence. The sheer intimidation made even Tian Tai and Luo Quan pale.

Although they were graduates of the world’s top hunter academy with the most outstanding results, they still felt an instinctive fear in the face of the nation’s sharpest weapon.

Tian Tai exchanged a glance with Luo Quan. The two of them ran toward the sea, leaped off, and fled in panic.

“Hmph, good that those small fry ran off—saves me the bullets. Lü Zhiyuan, you’d better give me a good explanation. What’s going on here?”

“Well, Xiao Ai, you need to understand my shame as a poor father who failed to fulfill his responsibilities.” Lü Zhiyuan beat his chest and sighed with regret.

“Lü Zhiyuan, did I allow you to call my name? And Xiao Ai has only two mothers, no father. I’m still a virgin! You want to take advantage of me?”

“Xiao Ai, I…”

“Calling my name again? Did I allow you?” The woman pulled a pitch-black, gleaming whip from her waist and cracked it on the ground, producing sharp *pop* sounds.

“Well, Kelian at least has some of my genes. Besides, you should know that you can’t give birth by yourself. I just…”

“Damn you, did I allow you to call my Ke Ke by name? And why have you been holding her all this time? You filthy, disgusting, perverted lolicon!” The woman snatched Dongfang Kelian from Lü Zhiyuan with one hand and kicked him flying with one foot.

The woman gently set Dongfang Kelian on the ground, then cracked her knuckles with a terrifying sound. Lü Zhiyuan instinctively crawled backward.

“Lü Zhiyuan, how dare you kidnap Ke Ke behind my back? If even a single hair on her head is harmed, you won’t leave Nan’an City alive. Oh, and I just remembered—I originally wanted the sperm of the strongest man in the world. You piece of trash dared to pass off your own self-polluted garbage as the real deal. If it weren’t for the fact that Ke Ke doesn’t show a single trace of you, I’d have shot you long ago. But now’s fine—we’ll settle old and new scores together.”

The woman revealed a sinister smile. As soon as Lü Zhiyuan saw that little devil-like grin, he knew he was in trouble. He intended to turn and run, but before he could fully rotate, a black serpent coiled around his neck and dragged him backward.

“Lü Zhiyuan, today I’ll teach you a lesson—what goes around comes around.”

“Ah…”

“Oh…”

“Eh…”

Then Qin An witnessed an unprecedented session of discipline—yes, discipline. At first, the whip cracked against Lü Zhiyuan’s body, producing miserable screams. Gradually, the sounds softened, even resembling the mating calls of certain animals.

The woman pressed her military boot onto Lü Zhiyuan’s face and said, “Lü Zhiyuan, bark like a dog. Your voice is so disgusting it’s worse than a dog’s.”

“Woof… woof… woof”

Another round of whip lashes followed. Qin An couldn’t bear to watch.

“Lü Zhiyuan, strip naked and roll into the sea. Just looking at you makes me sick.”

To Qin An’s shock, Lü Zhiyuan actually obeyed—stripped off his clothes, rolled to the beach, and with his body covered in wounds, dove into the water in a flamboyant pose.

The woman shook her hand, then looked toward Qin An and said, “I’m exhausted. This guy’s hide is still so thick.”

Qin An was genuinely terrified. Never mind the row of armed-to-the-teeth SWAT officers who had been standing like statues since earlier—especially this perverted woman in front of him. If he got involved with her, he felt he wouldn’t have enough lives to spare. Anyway, this woman looked somewhat like Dongfang Kelian. Even if she wasn’t her mother, she was probably another relative. As an outsider, he’d better retreat first.

“Little kid over there, had enough of the circus? Are you coming out on your own, or do I need to invite you out with something?”

As soon as Qin An heard that bewitching voice, his entire body trembled and goosebumps rose.

The woman carried Dongfang Kelian on her back and tapped the ground with her whip, the frequency increasing. Finally, Qin An could only force a wry smile and, carrying the sleeping Qin Yage on his back, emerged from the cave.

As soon as the woman saw Qin An’s face, her eyes gleamed with hunger—the look of a big wolf eyeing a little lamb.

“Brother Qin An, this is my first time seeing you. You’re quite handsome!” With one hand supporting Dongfang Kelian on her back, she used the other to caress Qin An’s face—from left to right, then from right to his lips.

“Um, you are…” Before Qin An could finish, she pressed her index finger against his lips.

In a sweet, whiny voice, she said, “I’m Dongfang Ke’ai. You can call me Sister Ke’ai, or Sister Xiao Ai!”

That voice made Qin An’s bones nearly melt, but he had personally witnessed the perverted nature she hid behind. Truly terrifying!

“Brother Qin An, call me sister!” Dongfang Ke’ai pressed her hand to his chin, exhaling a fragrant breath as she tempted him.

Qin An instinctively stepped back, but Dongfang Ke’ai stepped forward the same distance, maintaining the exact gap.

Qin An finally surrendered and called out weakly, “Sister.”

Dongfang Ke’ai patted his head and smiled. “Good boy. Say ‘Sister Ke’ai’ again. Big sister will give you a reward later!”

Dongfang Ke’ai winked at Qin An. He had to admit, she was enchanting—with a voluptuous, S-shaped figure that showed no signs of being a mother. Though she looked like a soldier, her skin was so fair it seemed to reflect light.

“Um, may I ask how old you are, sister?”

“Though I’d love to tell you, age is a girl’s for…bid…den.” Dongfang Ke’ai dragged her slender fingers slowly across her lips. “So, big sister has to punish you!”

Dongfang Ke’ai’s face slowly approached Qin An. He could even smell a lily-like fragrance on her.

“Mwah—” Dongfang Ke’ai, with lightning speed, kissed Qin An on the lips.

“Little brother Qin An, your first kiss is really sweet.”

Qin An vigorously wiped his lips and stepped back two paces. “That wasn’t my first kiss.”

“Is that so? Well, if I kiss you a few more times, it’ll become your first kiss, won’t it?”

What a tyrannical logic!

As Dongfang Ke’ai’s rosy lips were about to approach Qin An again, a pair of small, tender hands suddenly reached from behind him to cover his mouth. Dongfang Ke’ai ended up kissing only those little hands.

“Mom, you’re utterly shameless,” Dongfang Kelian said in a parental tone. “Mom, how can you do something so shameless to my classmate’s brother? You’ve completely disgraced me.”

“Xiao Ke, have you forgotten what to call me?” Dongfang Ke’ai lightly tapped the girl’s head in feigned anger.

Dongfang Kelian covered her head with both hands and said tearfully, “I know, Sister Ke’ai.”

Then she muttered under her breath, “So old! No shame! Shame on you!”

“Dongfang Kelian, do you really think I didn’t hear that?”

“Yage, how are you feeling? Feeling better?”

“Hmph, not good at all.” Qin Yage turned her head and bit Qin An’s fair neck again. On the right side of his neck near the shoulder, a scar from teeth marks was gradually forming.

This scar—I’ll make it last forever.

“Xiao Ke, say goodbye to your friend. Later, big sister will take you to meet Sister Tong Tong and Sister Tongtong, then we’ll return to the capital.”

“Ah, we’re going back so soon? I haven’t even played yet!”

“Do you think I’m that free? Traveling around the world with you every day?”

“You are free, aren’t you?”

“Dongfang Kelian, looks like your scalp is itching again.” Dongfang Ke’ai cracked her knuckles.

Dongfang Kelian first protected her head, then shouted loudly, “No! I want to stay in Nan’an. I want to study here.”

Dongfang Kelian thought her mother would give her a hard knock and make her head smoke, but instead, her mother gently stroked her hair with a soft gaze. Although she was usually irresponsible and a true pervert, when she got serious, it was as if she had transformed into a different person.

“Xiao Ke, be good. Grandparents miss you too. Going home is safer.” Dongfang Ke’ai’s voice carried an irresistible magic called gentleness.

Dongfang Kelian nodded instinctively.

“Ke Ke, I’m going home now. Without me by your side, you absolutely must not make friends with other girls! Eat well every day, grow big and tall, with big breasts, so that big brother will…” The last few words Dongfang Kelian whispered in Qin Yage’s ear, making her cheeks flush and steam rise from her head. Finally, unable to bear it anymore, Qin Yage pushed her away and hid behind her brother, burying her face where no one could see.

“Big brother, take good care of Yaya! Remember to give me your *noodles* later!” After saying this, Dongfang Kelian was picked up like luggage by Dongfang Ke’ai and carried onto the helicopter.

The helicopter came and went in a flash. The sky was clear, the waves lapped the shore again and again—an indescribable tranquility and peace, as if everything just now was a dream. When would they meet again? Perhaps that would be another very long story.

Qin An looked at the shipwreck half-submerged in the water and found it strange. It was too new—no significant damage, just a trace of moss and rust for show.

“Brother, don’t you think you owe me an explanation about what ‘give Ke Ke your noodles’ means?” The voice was utterly devoid of emotion, cold as iron, making Qin An feel like a prisoner on trial.

“Wait, let me explain! Don’t just bite my neck—chewing is not allowed either! And licking…”