Chapter 17: Roulette

Considering it’s the first time we’ve merged, I think it’s a pretty good result.

When I turned on the broadcast the day after the merge, the number of viewers had increased quite a bit.

Considering that the peak was around 300, I think the average viewership would have increased by a few dozen.

It’s an incredible result for appearing on a show once without thinking.

Connections with big streamers… It’s probably best not to expect that in the first place.

That’s just one of those flukes.

Suddenly, the T-shirted show starts playing mahjong and suddenly becomes a show, and then the Chilean guy shows up and tries to woo me and be nervous…

Hey, stop having crazy fantasies.

My broadcast isn’t that kind of feeling, and my original viewers wouldn’t have expected things like, “Oh, we merged with a show, so let’s get friendly with the show now, lol.”

Of course, new viewers might think differently, but what can I do?

Are you kidding me?

Don’t watch my broadcast—

It doesn’t matter if I don’t have viewers like you—

Actually, that’s a lie.

I’m screwed without you— Come back, sob.

Anyway, since the number of viewers has increased somewhat, I think it’s time to take the next step.

Since it’s also time to save up some money in order to go according to my plan, let’s take some time to collect money.

“Did you know? There’s a really great function in TrXchi. It’s called a roulette.

Let’s make one today.

There were a lot of friends who kept nagging me to make a roulette, but I had no intention of making one.

But this time, we’re merging and the number of viewers has increased and this and that, so I wanted to change the mood and…

It’s not like there’s a ‘specific purpose!”

= Something big has come =

Since there were so many people, they’re trying to suck money right away.

This dog is screwed.

I told you so.

Hey, don’t be mean =

Put some shit in and then immediately repeat =

Can I watch the virtual dance party?? =

My friends take it off as soon as they go ===

I think I know the ‘specific purpose’ ===

Is exposing my fake body an option??

“Hehehe… These guys must have really waited a long time.

The chat window is going crazy.

People who come in say, ‘My room isn’t like this normally, hehe… I guess these kids are a bit crazy…’

= Your room was originally like this, Shipryeon-ah ¬¬

Is this how this room is usually like? It’s a bit wild, etc.

Looking at the bewildered chatter of the people who come in, I turn on the page to make a roulette.

The minimum spin amount… How much should it be?

I think some big streamers start with 3,000 or 5,000 won.

I’m not at all like that, so I guess I should set it a bit lower?

“How much do you think is a good amount? I actually don’t know much about this kind of thing.”

[Shillim Mahjong Patch Thief Pardan donated 1,000 won.]

• This guy who’s making a roulette and making a fuss doesn’t know what the appropriate amount is?

=== Ah I don’t know ===
It’s a bit obvious…

= Naive =

At this point, no one is fooled anymore ¬¬

= You deserve 100 won ⇒

No, I really don’t know, but now these guys think I’m pretending not to know.

For a moment, I almost lost my temper and shouted, “No, really, I don’t know!!” but I calmed down.

Teacher Jaehyun…. I remember what you said.

About how you sometimes have to give the viewers a picture they’d like.

I feel like that guy’s face is covered in opacity 30 behind me right now.

But I still don’t know what that picture they’d like is.

These guys always see me yelling and establishing discipline here, but I don’t think they’ll want that kind of picture anymore.

Now that I think about it, interpersonal relationships are the same.

If you have your own thoughts and push too hard, there are bound to be people who get sick of it and leave.

Of course, I ruined a relationship myself before that.

Well, let’s try making a change for now.

It’d be good to see their reactions and make a judgment call.

“Ah~ I’m not fooled by this hehehe… I’m sorry.”

= Immediate arrest =

I thought you didn’t know, Tenryun-ah ===

Don’t lie ¬¬ =

Your smile is cute ww =

Dehetpero =

Even my dog drools ww =

It was hard to be fooled all the time.

[o donated 1,000 won.]

• Pabungi, who was expecting him to yell, was flustered ¬¬

[Shillim Mahjong Patch Thief Pardan donated 1,000 won.]

• He used to whine and say no all the time, but seeing him be honest makes me humble after seeing Koitsu see a bigger company ww

The viewers’ reactions seem to be a little different since the original reaction changed a little.

If it were normal, I would have been annoyed and said, “I think I’m just a concept,” “Stop talking nonsense, I really didn’t know, what the hell are you talking about,” but it seems like it felt refreshing since I admitted it.

“Thank you for the 1,000 won donation, Mr. Mahjong Thief Pardan—But do you think it’s possible to steal Mahjong?

It’d be easy to steal one or two Mahjong tiles, but it’s no use stealing one or two, and it’s not useful unless you steal a set.

That’s why I think it’s impossible, but according to people who play offline Mahjong, there are people who actually stole Mahjong tiles?

And at the table.”

I think I’ve seen that story in the gallery before ¬¬¬¬

= It was a legendary story ¬¬

It pisses me off a bit when they talk about stories that only they know =

Get out, you damn Magi-ken =

Let’s kick them out– =

There are a lot of legendary stories, like the one about kasama (manipulating cards).

“Oh, I’ve heard of the lkasama story too.

Doesn’t that person watch too many manga?

And what’s with the fact that they only talk about stories they know?

We’re just hanging out together, so how can we be the only ones talking?

Let’s support each other and stuff.

We’re all viewers in the same room anyway?

Now, let’s create legendary stories in this room.

Oh, we shouldn’t create legendary stories, right…

Anyway, let’s set the roulette at around 2,000 won, right?

If it’s 1,000 to 500 won, I think too many people will spin it.

And don’t you think the odds should be high to win?

If you set it at 1,000 to 500 won and something like 0.0001%, what’s the point?

That’s what I think.”

I turn on the roulette page and make about 10 numbers.

The most important thing is a dud.

Let’s set the dud rate at 80% and the chat window starts to light up.

= 80% dud??? It’s 2,000 won and 80% dud is this what the f*ck? =

This is too much π =

Are you telling beggars not to spin? =

“I’ll spin 10,000 won and go buy a rope… I’m sorry I’m a beggar with no money.”

“But this time, I really don’t know what the normal dud percentage is.

For now, 80 seems too high, so let’s lower it.”

Let’s lower it to 60% and the chat window quiets down a bit.

What on earth should I do next?

=Let’s go with the 5-minute cat form, which is the national rule.

“Cat form? – Handa cat form? Is that what you’re talking about? Oh, this isn’t easy…”

That thing suddenly pops into my mind.

I once saw a story on the internet that when Japanese people hear Koreans speak, they think it’s cute because it sounds like cats talking, so thinking about it that way might make me feel a little better…

Yeah, that wasn’t the case at all—

I added a cat character and looked at the chat window for a moment.

There were a lot of things like blowing out cigarette smoke, quitting smoking for a day, etc.

I think I should start by filling out the small details.

= Let’s put in a game request =

Any song requests? Please add some Bo-gi.

It’s hard these days because I don’t do Bo-gi.

= Let’s play a round of Dan-tan Jeon =

Any Samma-gi? Can’t we do things like Sik-de-bok-gi? ¬¬

= Teacher, this isn’t Africa; “Play any game you want, okay.

Songs on hold. Since I can’t sing… Bo-gi and Dan-tan Jeon Samma-gi…

I’ll just bundle those together under the mahjong theme.

Sik-de-bok-gi? You want to go on a meal date with a virtual YouTuber?

I can think about going on a meal date in VR Chat.

But since I don’t have a VR Chat machine, this is scrapped—Wish ticket…

I won’t put this in. I think it’s natural not to put in things you don’t want to be pulled out of.”

[Langpogong donated 2,000 won.]

• You’re not going to show your face or body =

Oh my =

Please refrain from throwing red pills,, =

It seems like all the magic dogs don’t have the basics down.

“Showing your face? Absolutely not possible. Body? Hmm…”

Although I’ve been building an iron wall all the time, I actually planned to reveal it when the time came.

First, I thought I needed to raise anticipation little by little in order to attract more viewers to the broadcast, and for ‘that day’ when I’ll reveal my face.

You need a build-up for a big event, right?

= It feels like I’m giving it some room… =

Okay—Let’s go raise funds =

You bastard, Redan, you’ve been drawing aggro in the gallery for almost 10 years, so you should at least show your body to make up for it.

= This person has been on the gallery for 10 years? How dizzy.

Why is the strict Suzy hitting?? =

The old bastard, stop with the jokes, “Hey. What about that?

Go to the gallery or Together and write it down among ourselves.

Why are you instilling fear in the influx?

I’ve been kind to those gallery users all this time, but now you’re interfering with my business, so that’s not going to work.”

= F*ck, we looked after you, did you look after us? ᄏᄏᄏ

= Really shameful year…

“Dogs’ in my article, so sweet, it’s a reward, but they don’t know it. If you sued it, you would have been suing you at that time. US converter?”

= There’s something you don’t need to know.

“Anyway, body reveal. Hehe… should I put it in? I’m not putting in a wish list, and of course won’t do things like dinner dates, and on top of that, if I don’t show my face, it seems like the roulette will only be too advantageous to me.

I did it out of favor. In return, I’ll only show my body on that day.”

Even in this kind of thing, pretending to be generous will be to my advantage.

He speaks in a tone that suggests he did something nice, and takes a drag on his cigarette and exhales loudly.

From now on, I’m the one who lost for our friends.

I lost a lot for these guys…

= Here comes a big one =

Come on—Let’s spin it—

= You’re not going to roll your eyes for free, but you’re talking about spinning it, lol =

How much would it be if I just reveal everything??

= Teacher, you didn’t just spin the roulette and then give it 5 seconds, right?? =

A virtual YouTuber revealed his body;;

= He revealed the red pill himself… hmm =

This person doesn’t seem to want to be a YouTuber…

No, you guys are always like that, but when information about the red pill comes out in the gallery, you run to it like a dog and take it.

Besides, this isn’t a characteristic unique to Koreans; you guys and Sushi Jing, and everyone in the world said that the red pill that this YouTuber took was actually the blue pill!!!

Or that the red pill was revealed!!!

Those guys who would run to it like rabid dogs.

As expected, that guy is right. People don’t really know what they want.

“You don’t want to be a YouTuber? Not at all. I just don’t limit myself to being a YouTuber… Right? You know what I mean.

Besides, there are a lot of people who come after me, saying things like my past life and all.

And aren’t you curious? This punk always talks about being the top-ranked pretty girl in the province and being 75F.

Don’t you want to verify if that’s true??”

That’s true, yeah = A YouTuber who claims to be the blue pill himself. =

Why don’t you just remain as Najax??

“I’m sorry, but the world doesn’t turn that easily. It’s not a world where you can do whatever you want. Talented and pretty people like me should go out into the open…”

As he continues to praise himself, the chat starts to boil.

I knew this would happen, but in order to actively participate, you have to be a bit aggro.

= The number of people in the 10-member chatroom is also increasing =

It seems like he goes to an aggro academy.

= I’m sorry, but this person doesn’t go to an academy; he should be an instructor himself.

“How much should we make it public? I think we can make it public and then dance once and be done with it.”

I’m confident in my dancing.

Of course, the dance I danced before was a bit different…

• Let’s go to Zero Two.

= What kind of hard work

= Yakain ¬¬¬¬

= Geun-kain, Geun-ro-tu, Geun-ma-uma, Geun-ku-ran-bo, please all go away ππ

= Old men, please go to Africa and watch that,

= I don’t know about dancing, but just shake your important parts.

[Message has been deleted]

= Are you going twerking?

= Isn’t it a bit much to reveal your body and dance like that?

?= Oh… that’s sweet.

A The reactions are different from what I expected.

I thought everyone would be like a dog in favor of revealing their bodies, but the reactions are a bit divided depending on one’s background.

The YouTuber’s viewers are unexpectedly sweet.

I thought I should see the reaction, so I picked up my phone while chatting for a while.

I should watch Pardan’s broadcast today.

• He keeps criticizing himself for using blue pills and dancing and all, but he’s talking about cocaine zero two and it looks like it’s an African broadcast.

[Le Danse is too cute] – It seems like it doesn’t match my Ha-ko sensibility anymore…

• Wasn’t it that Ha-ko sensibility wasn’t there to begin with?

Today’s broadcast seems a bit strange.

[Gallery owner, are you drinking?] – I don’t like the way you act after broadcasting with a certain company.

You seem so cheap.

Is it because my broadcast doesn’t match their sensibilities?

What is this? Is it shaking hands or something?

Is it the so-called ‘Najax’ sensibility?

Well, I agree to some extent.

I don’t really want to do cocaine or zero-two or anything like that.

I’m saying that I can’t dance with sex appeal that goes beyond sexuality yet.

It seems like I need to go through some so-called ‘female depravity’ to be able to debut, but I don’t have any of that, let alone the T of depravity.

But I agree, so what?

What do you want me to do?

How long do you think I’m going to remain your gallery owner?

I’m ready to fly higher now.

Bye, gallery girls, I’m going to the big leagues now…

(long pause)

“I really liked dancing. When I was young, I was in a dance club and stuff.

I learned dancing there and also practiced a lot on my own.

Do you know Croc? I used to practice that a lot back then, but I’m not sure if I can still dance it.

Anyway, should I dance a girl group dance? There’s something like Nexlevel.”

He dances the famous “C” dance to the camera, but it’s not tracking.

All you can see is the motion of swinging his arms, so it looks like Jammin waving his arms on a chair.

= What are you doing? It looks like he’s doing something, but the camera isn’t following. =

It looks like he’s dancing, though…

= So you joined a dance club when you were young? My eyes and horns hurt…

= Dance club… When I was young. Co-ed. Ugh… Mom, I didn’t have a youth…

= I’m going to buy a rope… Don’t stop me…

“Hey, this doesn’t track, haha… What’s wrong again!

You guys always say? Your horns hurt, and you try to get a reaction.

You make your sister worry.”

She laughs awkwardly and gathers up the unicorns.

Even the guys who were going crazy calm down when she starts talking about her sister.

I know it’s a concept, but once she starts talking nonsense, she really messes up the chat window, so if we don’t gather things quickly, it’ll be hard.

I think we need to organize our audience at some point.

We need to have an even audience so that we can have a well-organized voice, but if we have a variety of people, it’ll be hard to satisfy each person’s taste…

Was it better to do it without worrying about what others think?

But the reaction seems better now.

“I’m just thinking about it. But since it seems certain that it’s going to be released, I’ll put it in the roulette.”

When I was looking at the chat, I saw someone saying to add Virtual Zero Two and Uma Uma.

These guys are weird guys who like to dance virtually without showing their cams.

Conversely, other guys hate this, but these guys just like it if it’s fun, so I decided to leave it alone.

In addition, I added drinking rooms, things like nothing, aegyo, broadcast extension, bans, and swearing, so it felt like it was roughly wrapped up.

Probability adjustment.

Everything I don’t want to do is 1%.

Especially, body revealing is set to 0.01%.

= Strong determination to squeeze it out till the end CCC =

“How much do you plan on making? This is scary!”

= How much is 0.01% of 2,000 won? 20 million won?? =

“To be honest, let’s make it 0.1%.

Isn’t 0.1 too high? There keep seeing chats saying it’s not high.

But it seems a bit high, actually. If you do the math, if you spin 2 million won worth, it’ll be revealed, right? Hmm…”

“Let’s make it 0.05. That’s a compromise.

Okay! I guess there’s nothing I can do about it. You’ll accept it, right?”

There were a lot of responses like “No, not at all,” but I just went ahead with it.

Well. It’s my broadcast.

Isn’t this enough?

I lost a lot today too.