Chapter 18 Part 2: Roulette

The roulette is more or less finished..

Now all that’s left to do is spin it?

Looking at the number of viewers, it’s decreased somewhat.

Does this mean that this is my regular viewer base?

Since you’ve persevered through the tedious process of making the roulette, I appoint you as Parkrit.

Well that’s that, but with this many people, it’s hard to expect to make much money even if you spin the roulette.

What’s so pretty that you’d spin the virtual YouTuber roulette while plopping down 2,000 won each?

It makes sense if you think about it logically.

“Okay then.. Let’s go~”

Press the roulette start button and 5 seconds.

Deposit 2,000 won.

Knock knock knock.

What’s the first roulette you’ll remember?

“It’s a dud~Hehe! Thank you for the 2,000 won.”

= They really like it because it’s a dud =

Viewers, don’t laugh..

They’ll just keep spinning it and broadcast it for 360 hours =

They’ll charge it with their lunch money and come back

I’ll make you cry like crazy =

This b*tch’s body cam must be revealed unconditionally

If it’s not revealed, they say it’s nonsense like 75f, so they need to be taught a lesson =

If it’s even slightly less than 75, I’ll report it to the Consumer Protection Agency for fraud ==

“Um… Is it okay if I say this?”

What? You’re suddenly saying that all I’ve said so far was a joke, right?

=Wouldn’t it be okay if you turned yourself in right now? =

Is this a big announcement?

“I’m sorry!”

“Actually, if I measured it a little loosely, it might be a g…”

= ??? =

You’re really crazy =

Don’t bait me with that lol =

Should I kill you, Master?

“Well, it’s hard to say my exact size, but when I first got measured, it was an F.

But then I went to an underwear store and got measured, and now I’m not sure what my size is.

I just bought what they measured me without looking at the size?”

= They measure your size at an underwear store? =

I don’t know how they measure it since it’s not a nose job lol =

At the store, the clerk touches my watermelon-sized chest and says, “Oh my. This is a lily.”

(rainbow flag cone) (rainbow flag cone) (rainbow flag cone) (rainbow flag cone)

“How did you measure it? Hmm… It’s nothing special.

They measure it the way they measure my chest, like by measuring the top and bottom and girth and stuff.

Oh.. did the clerk touch mine? She asked if she could touch it.”

While doing this, she lifts my chest from the bottom.

You can feel the heaviness in your hand.

The tracking isn’t very good, but you can definitely tell what kind of movements she made.

=000000=

Jealousy me Jealousy me Jealousy me Jealousy me =

(Rainbow Flag Con)(Rainbow Flag Con)(Rainbow Flag Con) (Rainbow Flag Con)(Rainbow Flag Con)(Rainbow Flag Con)

Pyachapyahpyahpyahpy

What a wild party.

If I just talk about my chest, they’ll be like this….

Well, maybe I enjoy this kind of reaction and that’s why I keep saying things like this.

[Etish-nim sponsors 10,000 won roulette!]

Bang, bang, bang, swearing, blowing out cigarette smoke.

“Ahahahaha!!”

Do you mean there’s this much profit just from sitting here and doing what I usually do?

Oh my god.

What kind of life have I been living?

Txtchi is invincible.

Roulette is god.

“Thank you so much, Etishnim! Whoosh~”

He struck a winner’s pose and blew out smoke.

The chat window was in an uproar, with people all excited to quickly spin the roulette.

You guys.

It’s not that easy to trick people.

[Shillimmajangjakpaedodokpaldan sponsors 30,000 won roulette!]

A1-hour extension of the broadcast with a series of blanks, one game of your choice, 5 minutes of cat talk, and one act of aegyo.

No, aegyo is only 1 percent and you can win for 30,000 won?

Isn’t this revealing the body cam secretly dangerous?

“Meow.. Oh, I shouldn’t have included this!

Or I should’ve lowered the odds a bit.

It’s secretly difficult when I actually try to do it.

Just imagining it makes me embarrassed.

You can’t see it because it’s virtual, but my face seems really red.

No, it’s Meow!!”

The chat burst into laughter as he attached a catas if he was cursing.

The chat was full of people meowing and copying.

I thought it might be better not to say anything, but in the meantime, this is a chat that came up.

Surely they weren’t going to say anything?

That’s a scam, lol.

Hmm, these guys must have been expecting me to be the one getting hit.

Betraying those expectations is fun once or twice, but it wouldn’t be fun if it continued.

Wasn’t it important to be hit as well?

“Ugh…meow… This is hard… It’s hard… Hehe…

What happened? Meow?

Can’t you use formal language, meow!!

Should I just use informal language, meow?

Aren’t you going to get into controversy, stuffed animals, and all that?”

= Hey, you’re so cute when you meow, lol =

When will you ever be aegyo?

Right now is the epitome of aegyo, so let’s let it slide =

S. Get out you damn sweet guy!!!!

[Shillim Majangjakpaedodokpardan donated 5,000 won.]

• Please do this [Video Done]

“Dude, isn’t this a bit dangerous?

If you’re going to blow up the broadcast like this, you’re really going to die and I’m going to live.”

When I played the video, an idol video came up.

It looked like a fan signing event, and they were making circles with their hands and then biting each other to make hearts.

Oh, this-I saw it in a GIF, but they’re telling me to do it.

“Hmm… Meow… I’ll try it anyway.”

I put my hand up to my face, but the tracking doesn’t work well in the first place.

Whether it’s being cute or whatever, there’s a limit to the equipment.

“This won’t work.

Don’t you have anything else?”

If I’m going to keep doing virtual videos, I’m going to have to upgrade my equipment.

I can’t keep doing this.

I’m going to buy a Kinect or a few more cameras.

[Shillim Majangjakpaedodokpardan donated 5,000 won.]

-Then with this [Video], an idol appeared in the video and was being arrogant and aegyo-y towards a so-called ‘oppa’.

The two hosts were acting all talk and no action..

I don’t really like aegyo that is so blatant like this.

No, maybe I just hate aegyo itself.

But I have to do this??

“You want me to do this? Really?

No, no, really? Am I supposed to do it?”

Of course.

Who else would do it besides you.

Etc.

As I turn my eyes to this unbelievable reality, I see one chat.

It’s annoying and cute how they keep meowing even though it ended 5 minutes ago ¬¬

“Hey!!!!!!! If it was over, you should have told me a long time ago!!!”

Those guys giggling and laughing as I trembled in anger.

These guys, I really won’t forget this shame.

Anyway, I mutter my lines while watching the aegyo video again.

Taking a deep breath..

Hmm, it seems hard to do sober.

But I have no choice.

I can’t do this when I’m drunk.

“Ah, I can’t do this.

Can’t I soften it?”

Yeah, no-

“Whoa.. Ah, oh my, itjana… Oppa is too cute…

What. Should. L. Do?”

At first, he gritted his teeth, but towards the end, a sharp sound like a scream came out.

It felt like my mind was being destroyed with each word he spit out.

[Shillim Majangjakpaedoduk Pardan donated 5,000 won.]

That’s really fucking shit.

Instead of answering, he responds with a 5-minute ban.

If you were going to do that after asking me to, then why on earth did you ask me to do it?

Well, you didn’t really ask me to do it because you thought I was pretty and lovable, right?

After all, you’re a virtual YouTuber avatar.

You probably just wanted to see me get in trouble, but that’s that and shit is shit.

“First, roulette wheel.

I’ll erase some of the aegyo.”

No, why am I erasing it =

Oh, I was charging 100,000 won to get aegyo lol =

I’m done~ =

Gasp =

Stop deceiving consumers!!

What kind of consumer deception is this.

Somehow, he went crazy trying to create bait to slander and make people uncomfortable and enjoy it.

After removing the aegyo, he thought about what to put in its place.

What would be good..

= Let’s just leave it as is and play roulette first. =

Just increase the percentage for other things.

Hmm.. I don’t want to bother calculating.

After thinking about it, he puts in “Blank 2.

Explosive reactions start to come out.

Is that right?

=I broke the 1% chance but it was a blank¬¬¬ =

Or maybe just call them by their names =

How about saying whatever comment you want=

You’re saying you’re going to call a specific person by their name?

Jealous, jealous, jealous =

Put in Offpako <-

You get out [Message has been deleted] =

Dinner date, go get out [Message has been deleted]

“I’ll put in a blank for now and think about what I can do for the person who actually comes.

It’s not really a blank.

Is this okay?”

Okay

[Nursing Home Toothpick Massacre Jafar Dan donated 50,000 won to the roulette!]

=Okay-Let’s go =

Even if you put in 50,000, you only get 25 roulettes aa

(00 donated 1,000 won.) -Is it really worth paying this Tenryun for the roulette fee and aiming for 0.05% with 25 turns?

“Hey, don’t interfere with my business and get out!!”

===========

=That’s true, okay, =

It was already a sign when you put in 10-point blank 2.

Let’s finish it after using up all the deposit.

= My head was stitched up~(Not at all) =

Why do those who are going to come again tomorrow leave such chats?

(I really don’t know ) =

I came here for the first time after watching Jaehyun’s broadcast, but is this broadcast’s atmosphere usually like this??

= I came for the first time (following for 2 months) ==

“First, let’s decide the game that the person who played before did.

What game should we play?

Mahjong llx?

No, not mahjong” =

How about a horror game? =

Outst88888

“Horror game? I’ve never played it before.

You want me to play Oubest?

Okay.

Then let’s spin the roulette next time

I’ve never played a horror game or watched a horror movie, so I don’t know if I’m vulnerable to horror or not.

In the first place, I lived with the feeling of “Why watch that?

Why do I do that?”, and I didn’t have the opportunity to watch it, and I didn’t really watch it.

But isn’t it normal to be startled by horror movies in the first place?

They’re creative creations that are deliberately made to startle and induce fear.

It’s very normal to be startled by something like that.

Rather, it’s abnormal not to be startled or scared.

Coward?

=Kekekekekekeke =

That’s getting long. =

Cowards usually say that. =

A’real thing isn’t scared even after seeing something like that..

“What kind of coward are you?

If you spread such baseless rumors, you’ll really be sued for some or other crime.”

He trails off and prepares for the next spin.

Since you can spin 25 times, something stupid might come up…

All I can do is pray that it doesn’t come up..

Taking a deep breath, “Let’s go!!!!!!”

He spins the roulette that had been paused again.

Will it come up within 25 times?

Will my livelihood go down?

[Nyangche]”2 [Mahjong]’S [Blank]*12 [Drinking room] [2 hour extension of broadcast] [Ask anything1 ] [ Game of choice] [Umauma (virtual)] [ Say a word]

“Haha… [Message deleted]

What are you guys doing?

Let’s have a refreshing time.

= Do it with your own money ==

“Let’s start with something safe.

Teacher, what kind of thing do you want to show?

I can’t show anything that goes against good customs.

I’ll get banned.

If I can’t even show that kind of thing, what’s the fun in it?

Hey, you have to broadcast it though.

If you guys show things like “Yongsa-nim, that kind of stuff won’t go in, ohgogok’ or “Yasuyaskojital”, you’ll be reported right away and the broadcast will end.”

= Sexy ¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬ =

Is this person really going to lose their brains first and block the viewers’ brains first?

=I thought I saw a lot of virtual YouTubers, but this is the first time I’ve seen a virtual YouTuber who does Yasuyakojital.

When on earth did you start making sex jokes?

When were you born?

Did you see it on Xmuwiki?

Are you trying to get me to apply or are you really telling me not to do it?

“No, of course I’m telling you not to.

Please read the context.

So what are you going to do?”

While waiting for a moment, another donation comes up.

[Yangrowon Toothpick Massacre Jafardan donated 5,000 won.] -I’m a total sloppy mahjong player.

“Huh? Really? You’re going to use that?”

This is difficult.

Mahjong is my pride.

I don’t want to bend even with a phrase like that.

I was in trouble so I stayed still for a moment, and as if they read my expression, the guys who had been urging me to change to a different chat changed direction and started urging me to use a more provocative phrase.

= ‘I’m worse than a silver spoon’ =

Totally sloppy Worse than a beginner♡ =

Hey, is it hard to write that one phrase?===

Judging from the fact that they’ve been like that since the Mahjong Gallery, I must have really strong pride.

oo.

“Oh, I’ll write it. Okay?”

I start typing with spaces between the letters.

I’m… mahjong.. damn..

Ah, I’m resisting even writing this.

Can’t I not write it?

Even though it’s not true, just writing something like this makes me feel defeated and makes me think that I don’t want to do this.

To some, it might be just a simple game, but to me, it was a pillar that supported my life.

Life is a rough sea.

Some people go on a cruise ship, while others go on a raft or have to swim.

Fortunately, I didn’t have to swim, but I was on a raft full of holes.

When day passed and night came, I was afraid that the ship would sink, and I was afraid of living alone in this world, and I had to curl up in a corner of my room and tremble helplessly because I was the only one left in my life.

To me, a board game that had no meaning in the world.

The only thing that kept me going was the fact that I was good at it.

“Uh…”

I know my voice is shaking.

I can feel the atmosphere of the broadcast getting ruined without even looking at the chat window.

The chats that were playfully seething are dying down, and chats like “What is this? What’s going on?” are coming up.

Clearing my throat doesn’t help.

I can tell that my voice is soaked with moisture, but what about others?

What should I do?

I need to fix it.

[oo donated 8,000 won.] -A streamer who bends his pride for the viewers.

This is precious

“Hahahaha I’m a little precious.

Ah-Pride is actually something that’s hard to bend.

But? As a broadcaster, I’ve thrown away my pride, like… I didn’t really throw it away”

While the chat responds to the donation, I wipe away some of the moisture from my voice and join in on the anonymous donation.

I believe everyone will overlook my slightly strained voice.

I don’t know who you are, but thank you!!

It was the biggest crisis in my broadcasting career, but I think I overcame it well.

Even though it’s just words, and I’m not really bad at mahjong and I didn’t think I was good at it, the fact that I resisted means that mahjong is precious to me.

Actually, if you look closely, I don’t think mahjong is precious.

It’s not that mahjong is precious because it’s mahjong, but it was the driving force that helped me get through the hard times, so it must have been precious.

But isn’t it time to let that go now?

Treasuring a certain period of time means being obsessed with that period of time.

A person who is obsessed with something can never move on.

I don’t want that kind of life, so…

I’m putting “I’m a Mahjong Sloppy” on the broadcast.

Compared to my determination, it can’t be helped that it’s a trivial action.

“Is this okay?

Aren’t you going to use the first one from now on?

No way?

I can’t help it, just use the second one.”

= No

Do you use it however you want =

Do the viewers look like Joss??!?! =

This one is really bad too =

But still ‘cute’ =

He uses this however he wants =

The cat-fixing boom is coming.

I’m investing 500,000 won to fix it as a cat =

He’s not even embarrassed anymore ====

Isn’t it boring to watch??

“Humans are creatures of adaptation.

Can’t help it, right?

I’ve already swallowed my pride.

There’s nothing more to lose!!

Are you going to use one of the things now, or later?”