Once upon a time, there was Spirit Sword Mountain. On the mountain stood a Sword Spirit Temple, and within the temple lived an old Daoist nun. (This nun was surprisingly bald.) The old Daoist nun told a young Daoist priest: Once upon a time, there was Spirit Sword Mountain. On the mountain stood a Sword Spirit Temple, and within the temple lived an old Daoist nun. (With a serious expression.) Once upon a time, there was Spirit Sword Mountain…
“Slap! Slap! Slap!”
A hand slammed down on a cool, expensive keyboard. A handsome face, twisted in a ferocious grimace, pressed against the computer screen.
“Damn it! How can a novel like this get famous on this crappy website? And it’s ranked number one?! What about all the top authors? This is utterly ridiculous!”
After his passionate rant, the youth slumped back in his chair, looking utterly dispirited. “Why are all the worlds I transmigrate to so… never mind, I won’t say it. I am a civilized person.”
‘If only I could transmigrate to a fantasy world, I could at least learn some magic, conjure a fireball or something. I could even establish a Five Fireball Cult! I’d act like an overpowered protagonist, saving beautiful maidens – *slurp* (he wiped away a trace of drool). I’d casually save the world, defeat demon lords, haha! (He grinned mischievously).’
“Young man, if I offered you a chance to become a god in a fantasy world, would you accept?”
Subconsciously, the youth responded, “Of course I would! As long as it’s not a god like those in Gensokyo who rely on others’ faith to exist, then it’s fine!”
Coming to his senses, the youth frantically spun his head, scanning his surroundings. “Who are you? Come out! I’m incredibly powerful, known for charming lolis up close (he puffed out his chest proudly) and conquering older women from afar! I am the super invincible, universe’s number one handsome youth! Come out obediently, and I’ll spare your life!”
“Uh… then I’ll just have to see if you’re as amazing as you claim. I hope you’re not some short, pathetic little thing.”
To the youth’s left, space blurred, and an Uncle appeared. The youth’s face immediately darkened.
“Holy crap! Where did you come from, you pervert? You’re wearing a bunny girl outfit? And black lace stockings! Wow! My divine eyes, honed by over a decade of staring at screens, are still sharp! (Tears welled up in his eyes).”
The Uncle looked exasperated. “Young man, shouldn’t you be asking me how I can help you transmigrate right now?”
The youth’s comical expression vanished instantly, his eyes sparkling. “That’s right! Can I really go to a fantasy world and become a god?”
The Uncle looked at him, then nodded with a satisfied expression. “Excellent, excellent! I wonder if it’s because your soul is special, or for some other reason? Your soul is surprisingly suitable to become a powerful god.”
‘Of course! I am a transmigrator, after all. How could I not be special?’
Seeing the youth’s silence, the Uncle continued, “Since that’s the case, I’ve just created a high-level world of the magic and martial arts type. I’ll make you the primordial God of Origin at the dawn of creation.”
The youth thought for a moment, then asked the Uncle, “Uncle, you’re actually a Creator God?”
The Uncle – or rather, the Creator God, as he should now be called – said as if it were obvious, “Of course! Otherwise, how could I be here, promising to make you a god?”
The Creator God suddenly spoke with a serious tone. “Of course! Even though I’m making you a god, you must not cause trouble in that world, nor can you randomly order your subordinate gods. After all, I value this high-level world greatly.”
The youth patted his chest. “That goes without saying! Do I look like the kind of person who would act recklessly?”
The Creator God nodded. “Get ready! I’ll take you to that world now. I will have you become a god before life even appears, and then I will create the remaining six great primordial gods and the basic life forms. As for the management, that will be entirely up to you.”
In this world, the concept of the youth blurred, his existence erased from history. Instead, his parents now had an excellent daughter.
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