The Pitiful Act and a Yandere Sister

Still, I had to admit: my sister’s soft chest really felt amazing.

It was just a brief touch, and even through her school uniform. Yet, the sensation lingered in my mind, refusing to fade.

This was what every man craved! My hands were calling out for more! But…

“Br-Brother…” My sister stepped back timidly, clutching her chest. Tears glistened in her eyes as she looked up at me like a frightened lamb, silently begging for mercy.

‘What was I supposed to do? She was the type who wouldn’t blush when doing things herself, but would turn beet red when someone else did them. I’d learned that lesson well last night.’

Well, anyway. Apologizing wasn’t the best move. I had to resolve this through special means!

“It’s okay! I’ll let you touch my chest too!” Yeah, that was right. Instead of claiming it was an accident or beyond my control, this was the kind of domineering declaration a real man should make!

“Mm… okay, promise, right, big brother~”

“Of course!”

‘Wait… no. Something felt wrong.’

My sister suddenly lifted her head, a dark expression on her face. The corners of her lips curled up as she gripped a taser in her right hand, inching closer.

“Sis…”

“Then, big brother~ until lunch break ends, your chest is~ little sister’s toy to play with~”

“Eeeeek!!!”

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That afternoon, sitting in my classroom chair, my chest still ached. That girl had really squeezed my chest the entire lunch break. How could she do that… Next time, I’d just stick with claiming it was an accident. Forget about being domineering.

Ah, but the first class in the afternoon was safe—history class. The teacher would just pick up the textbook and not put it down until the bell rang. So I was fine.

The real danger was the second and third periods: English! I hadn’t memorized the lesson yet! I could only pray the teacher didn’t call on me. I had no confidence in reciting a whole passage before class ended. That would be so awkward.

Leave it to fate…

Ding-ding-ding!

Here it came! I swallowed nervously, waiting for the teacher to arrive. Soon, a muscular male teacher strode through the door and swaggered up to the podium. I steadied myself. Wait, that was the PE teacher?

“Class, since your English teacher has taken too many of my classes, I’m taking them back. Right now, the English teacher is scolding a student, so this afternoon, we’ll do some running first, then free time!” The PE teacher barely finished speaking before the classroom erupted in cheers.

“Whoo-hoo!!!!”

“Yeah!!!!”

“PE teacher, mwah!”

“Everyone, settle down! Let’s go to the track! Run 1000 meters first, then you can rest!”

“Alright!!!”

Yare yare. Honestly, couldn’t they calm down? Couldn’t they learn from my unflappable demeanor?

Once on the track, I couldn’t contain my surging excitement. I dashed out, taking the lead. Hahaha! How could things work out so perfectly? Good job, PE teacher!

“Cheod, why are you running so fast?!” Comrade Zeguo, who had wanted to discuss some “academic” problems while jogging, was now panting behind me after I’d sprinted ahead in seconds.

“Huaimo, running fast, not bad!” The PE teacher grinned as he watched me lap Comrade Zeguo.

“Of course!” I gave a thumbs up, then started another mad dash. Hahaha! After this last lap, I’d be free to do whatever I wanted. Yo-yo-yo~

****

Phew, done. Time to go.

“Cheod, don’t leave! Wait for me for two laps.”

“Zeguo, you’re too slow. Cough. Let’s talk tomorrow. I’m busy today.”

“Ah, I get it. Cough. I get it.” He stared at me, panting heavily, and gave a sly thumbs-up before continuing his run.

‘Huh? What do you get? Be serious! Am I that kind of person?’

Ah, whatever. Off to the rooftop to wait for class to end~ And maybe check out some stuff on my phone. Hehe.

Nothing good lately. So many clickbait titles. Hmm, this one looks decent. Send it to Zhibo. Ah, mentioning my best friend stirs up mixed feelings. No, just bitter ones. Bro Zhibo! I’d trade 1TB of resources for your innocence, but the English teacher is a woman! No amount of resources would help! Damn it. Wonder if the English teacher would accept yaoi stuff. Maybe I could find out later and bribe her.

Ding-ding-ding!

Ah, school’s over. I went back to the classroom, grabbed my bag, and noticed Zhibo still wasn’t there. A bit bitter. Hope I see him tomorrow. Please don’t take leave because your hand is broken!

Walking out of the teaching building, I saw Qian Tangjin being pushed by three girls into a small alley on campus. ‘Huh? What’s this? Some backroom deal? But it was probably nothing good, so I decided to eavesdrop.’

“You’re Miss Qian Tangjin, right!!!”

“Th-That…”

“We have a favor to ask!”

“I, I…”

“Actually, this girl’s little sister is seriously ill. She’s on the brink of death. We’ve already raised some money, but it’s a drop in the bucket. That’s why we came to you!”

“Please!”

“I, uh, cough.”

I heard everything clearly from behind the wall. ‘Whoa! They sure talked a good game. Even I didn’t believe them. No, I had to step in and show off. Couldn’t let this continue.’

I walked over. The three girls turned in unison at the sound of footsteps. One of them even had tears streaming down her face, sobbing.

‘My god. It’s a shame you’re not an actress. Hmph. Well, let me show you what real pity looks like. My superpower today was a pity-boosting buff!’

Then, I clutched my stomach, began to tremble, slowly knelt, and crumpled to the ground, writhing in agony. Beads of sweat mingled with tears of pain.

“So… so pitiful. Boohoo.”

“He’s the one who truly needs help!”

“Sorry, Qian Tangjin, I lied. I don’t have a sister. This boy on the ground is the one with a sister.”

“Oh, right! I saw him at lunch. He only bought one steamed bun at Old Man’s Bun Shop!”

“What! A high schooler buying only one bun for lunch!”

“They had PE class second and third period. He was shouting just a while ago.”

“So, he got a stomach ache from running on an empty stomach!”

“How pitiful! Quick, go get the school nurse!”

The three girls ran off, probably to call the nurse.

But they hit a sore spot. Though there was someone more pitiful than me.

_(:з」∠)_

Time to get up. I pushed myself up and stood, noticing Qian Tangjin fiddling with her phone.

“Dad, please. Pick up.”

The girl was agitated, tears streaming, stomping her foot in place.

‘Wait! Don’t!’ ∑(ﾟДﾟノ)ノ

I quickly tapped her shoulder. She looked at me, dazed. I pointed at myself, then at the alley exit, mimed a running pose, and gave a thumbs-up.

“Th-That… you want me to run?”

‘Yes, yes! Exactly!’ I nodded frantically like a chick pecking rice.

“So, you were acting? Great, thank you, Huaimo! I’m off!” Qian Tangjin bowed, smiled at me, and dashed out.

Oh, right, I had to run too! If they came back, it would be awkward. Time to bolt.

“Big brother~”

“What’s up, sis? Not home yet?” Hearing her familiar voice, I spotted my sister standing not far from the alley and asked curiously.

“Waiting for you, bro. But you’re amazing~”

“Of course, I’m your big brother~”

“To think…”

“To think?”

“You can pick up girls without even talking!”

“Huh?!”

“Come on, let’s go home. I have a lot to ask you~ big brother~”

“What’s going on?!”

On campus, I was being dragged along by my sister, attracting envy from onlookers.

“Lucky guy. I wish I had a sister like that.”

“Jealous.”

“Why isn’t my sister like that? Boohoo.”

‘Don’t envy me! My sister is a yandere! Help!!!’