The Simp’s Sacrifice and a Sister’s Fury

‘…’ A humorless laugh escaped him. “So you’re telling me to go deliver an umbrella to someone else? I’m absolutely dripping wet right now; this is truly absurd.”

He rolled twice in the confines of his quilt, a frustrated groan escaping him, before finally flinging it aside and sitting upright. “Fine! I’m going to rescue Chen Hao, that cosmic-level innocent fool!”

Yet, the mere thought of transforming back into that supposedly gentle ‘senior sister’ immediately filled him with a profound sense of helplessness.

He had never once envisioned a scenario where he would willingly request to re-enter the simulator and assume a female identity again.

For a staunchly straight man, this was utterly mortifying.

“Haozi, oh Haozi! If you actually manage to turn the tables this time, you absolutely owe me a longevity tablet! Three sticks of incense, morning and night, to honor me!”

“Know that your brother is sacrificing himself for justice for you… cough, no, it’s more like a cross-dressing sacrifice.”

“My masculine dignity is on the line, so you absolutely *must* pull yourself together for me!”

No sooner had he finished his dire pronouncements than a blinding white light instantly consumed his vision.

Zhou Yi’s vision swam, and when he next opened his eyes, the familiar ceiling of his dorm room had been replaced by the golden plane tree leaves of September.

She had, once more, transformed into that ‘senior sister’ with her long hair cascading over her shoulders and her skirt swaying gracefully.

Furthermore, the undeniably prominent, almost impossibly voluminous presence on her chest was now fully maxed out, causing her vision to swim.

‘Holy hell! Why does it feel like they’ve gotten even bigger? Did the system secretly upgrade these dimensions for her?’

‘Is this even something a human body can withstand?’

“Xiao Qi, can’t you act like a decent human being for once?!”

[Dear~ This system is not human, you know~ For your initial experience, to minimize any potential discomfort, we specifically activated ‘Newbie Friendly Mode’~ We’re merely restoring normal data now!]

“So, I suppose I should be grateful you didn’t just slap me with the luxurious, top-tier version straight away?!”

[You’re most welcome~ Providing you with the most authentic immersive experience is this system’s paramount objective!]

‘…’

Zhou Yi decided against continuing his futile argument with the artificial idiot.

Awkwardly, she tugged at the hem of her skirt, the feel of the fabric chafing against her thighs making her profoundly uneasy.

‘Indeed,’ Zhou Yi thought, a surge of indignant frustration rising within him, ‘I was born to be a fierce man; I could never possibly grow accustomed to wearing women’s clothing.’

The more she gazed at her own ethereal, almost fairy-like attire, the more her irritation mounted.

Once she successfully extricated Chen Hao, that cosmic-level innocent fool, from the clutches of that ‘green tea’ schemer, and the punishment of these A-cups was finally lifted, her first order of business would be to uninstall this wretched game! Then, she’d format it three hundred times over.

Then, a chilling smile suddenly twisted Zhou Yi’s lips. “Heh…”

How did that profound adage go again: “The very purpose of human existence is to witness your brother don women’s clothing, and to personally assist him in doing so!”

She covertly set a mental flag: once this mission concluded, come hell or high water, she would ensure Chen Hao also experienced the joys of cross-dressing.

Already, she had conjured an image in her mind of Chen Hao twirling in a Lolita dress—a sight, admittedly, somewhat jarring to behold. Nevertheless, this profound camaraderie, this bond between brothers, simply *had* to be passed on! It was an absolute imperative!

Merely envisioning Chen Hao’s inevitable expression of utter collapse, Zhou Yi felt an immediate surge of energy; his back ceased to ache, his head no longer throbbed, and his entire being brimmed with renewed vigor!

Truly, human happiness, it seemed, was invariably built upon the exquisite suffering of one’s brethren.

“Xiao Qi, speak like a human! How exactly do I proceed? This time, you *must* give me something genuinely useful!”

[Absolutely, darling, rest assured~ This system is the latest AI, boasting a zero error rate and real-time information updates!]

Instantly, a luminous screen materialized before him:

[Current Mission: Prevent Chen Hao from borrowing more money! Please select your operational strategy:]

[Option One: The Confidante Sister’s Listening and Companionship (Emphasizing gentle healing, generating warmth through affection)]

[Option Two: Violent Disassembly and Direct Obstruction (Literally: snatch phone / chokehold / cut internet – choose one of three)]

[Option Three: Tea Art Master’s Emotional Hijacking (Advanced gameplay, prioritize psychological attack, fight magic with magic!)]

Zhou Yi stared at the three options, each exuding varying degrees of utter unreliability, his lips twitching uncontrollably. “What in the world is all this flashy nonsense?!”

She could feel her blood pressure skyrocketing; it was clear she should never have trusted Xiao Qi’s absurd claims.

“Tell me honestly! Which third-rate romance novel website did you plagiarize these options from?!”

“The options in the *official* ‘Emotional Anti-Fraud Simulator’ are clearly standard procedures! How is it that with you, they’ve all been completely bastardized?!”

A profound suspicion began to fester within her: was this system merely a pirated, modded version concocted by some unscrupulous developer, specifically designed to ensnare unlucky fools like her who merely misclicked?

[Dearest~ This, you see, is the latest immersive experience version of ‘Emotional Anti-Fraud Simulator: The Simp’s Counterattack Plan’! Our core philosophy is ‘taking an unconventional path for exceptional results’! The official simulator is simply too rigid and dull~]

[Furthermore, our system options are meticulously calculated using big data! We guarantee you’ll encounter a wealth of surprises and excitement on your noble quest to rescue the simp!]

“Surprises?! Excitement?! More like sheer terror, I’d say!” Zhou Yi felt the veins on her temples throbbing furiously.