A Toast to Camaraderie and a Sister’s Taser

Let’s drink to the camaraderie of all the veteran drivers in the world!

Clink!

In a quiet park, on a bench painted brown, two students’ thermoses clinked together, producing a crisp metallic sound. They each held a piece of fluffy white steamed bun, enough to make anyone want to take a big bite.

Perhaps such a leisurely and elegant campus life was something only they could enjoy.

“Brother Zhibo, you finally have money to buy a whole steamed bun for lunch!” I looked at the bun in Zhibo’s hand, a warm current surging in my heart. ‘Zhibo! We’re finally on the same side! You can finally afford a fifty-cent lunch! I’m so moved!’

“Yeah, Brother Huaimo, you remember I have a small fridge at home, right?” Zhibo said to me mysteriously.

‘Hmm, that’s true. He has a small fridge in his room, and last time he even gave me a bottle of green tea.’

“I remember, I remember.” I nodded, indicating I knew.

“So I suddenly thought, I still have many empty bottles at home, so you know what I mean.”

“Amazing, amazing! Brother Zhibo, you have such a money-making scheme. I’m completely convinced.”

“So, Brother Huaimo, how about we sweep the streets together on Saturday and pick up some empty bottles and cardboard to sell?” Zhibo pushed up his glasses and stared straight at me.

“Sure, Saturday, we’ll meet there.”

“Then it’s settled. Sunday happens to be Christmas Eve, so we can also find a part-time job. Kill two birds with one stone.”

“So wonderful, why not?”

“Then I’ll come find you on Saturday!”

“Alright, hahaha.”

I couldn’t help but laugh. ‘How did Zhibo suddenly start joking around with me so seriously? Part-time job is fine, but if he doesn’t come to sweep the streets on Saturday, I’ll mock him.’

“Alright, Brother Huaimo, let’s put Saturday aside for now. Let’s dive into the Astral Magic Academy!”

“Great! Let’s farm dungeons. My Lilikato isn’t max level yet.”

“Then party me up.”

“Hold on, let me update.”

“No rush, no rush. Lunch break is still long.”

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After school

When the bell rang, the students quickly packed their bags with lightning speed. They were fast, like gathering heroes. But I took my time. ‘What?! You say my hand speed is slow? Impossible! In this life, slow hand speed is impossible. Only fast hand speed can maintain this kind of life. Every day my sister comes and goes like a ninja. If I’m not fast, I’ll be struck by five thunderbolts! Though there’s nothing that sleeping with my sister can’t solve, it’s still better to be fast. And all my brothers at school praise my fast and precise hand speed, and my “driving” vocabulary is very refined. I love it here!’

Ah, the reason I’m slow is actually very simple. I’m on duty today, and what’s more, I’m on duty with my sister.

Sometimes I really want to hit the labor committee member’s head. He said something like ‘twins work together without getting tired’ and then logically assigned my sister and me together.

You don’t know the bloody storm of my duty shifts. It’s absolutely thrilling. Sigh.

“So, Brother Huaimo, see you tomorrow without fail~” Zhibo shouldered his backpack and waved reluctantly at me.

“Yeah~ Tomorrow we’ll raise our glasses (of hot water) and feast (on steamed buns), then farm dungeons together!” My heart was also reluctant, and I waved vigorously at Zhibo.

“Alright! Whoever breaks their promise tomorrow is a dog!”

“Right! A forever single dog who can’t get a wife!”

“Mm! Then, see you tomorrow, bye!”

“Okay! Tomorrow we’ll continue our driver’s fate!”

I watched Zhibo nod at me firmly, then turn and leave, waving his school uniform, not taking a single cloud with him. Looking at his departing figure, I couldn’t help but well up with tears, because…

“Big brother~ The classmates are finally all gone~ It’s just the two of us.” In the empty classroom, only the sound of my sister licking her lips remained. I couldn’t help but swallow.

“Yeah, let’s finish duty quickly and go home. I’m hungry.” I turned around and saw my sister sticking out her tongue playfully, and a sense of unease rose in my heart.

“You’re hungry? Little sister is available for big brother to taste~”

“No, let’s end this quickly. I want to go home.”

“Tch, no fun. How about I stun big brother with electricity and then go straight for it?” My sister pulled out a taser. Her clear blue eyes began to swirl, her mouth slightly raised, revealing white teeth. The taser crackled with electricity. Then…

“Isn’t this Huaimo? Thank you for helping me twice.”

Hearing Qian Tangjin’s voice, I turned around stiffly. Her stunningly beautiful face could make many romantic men bow. However, the hard taser at my back was much more likely to make me bow.

“So, big brother, let’s see how you perform~” My sister came closer, popped her little head out from behind me, and pressed the taser against my lower back. She positioned it so that from Qian Tangjin’s angle, she couldn’t see the taser.

“What’s wrong, Huaimo? But your sister is so cute.” Qian Tangjin saw my sister peeking out like a small animal and slowly came closer, leaning down to look at the petite sister. At the same time, her proud D-cup bust was exactly at my eye level. Her slightly open collar revealed her snow-white neck clearly, giving an impulse to explore deeper.

“Thank you for the compliment, big sister. Big sister is also very pretty.” My sister said timidly from behind me, truly cementing her identity as a yandere sister. The taser behind me kept wriggling, as if reminding me.

“Truly adorable~ Right, Huaimo, having such a delicate and cute little sister.” Qian Tangjin revealed a smile that could move any man in the world, highlighting her nobility and elegance. Moreover, the number 100 floating above her head made my heart surge. ‘What? When did the favorability max out?!’

“I-it is…” I swallowed, not daring to look directly at her, and slightly turned my head away.

“R-right, Huaimo…” Qian Tangjin shyly pinched the hem of her school uniform, looking at me hesitantly.

“What’s wrong? I’m all ears.”

“Can we be friends? You and your sister too…”

‘I can’t refuse!!! Looking at me with that pitiful expression, any normal man would be moved!’

Hiss, the taser behind me started trembling. It’s probably my sister’s hand trembling too. This is great, what do I do?!