Chapter 14: Mission Registeration

“Thank you for 5 million won. You must have a lot of money. Shoot it all.”

My heart is pounding despite the words I’m spitting out.

How could I shoot several million won? I feel like the days when I would stuff the 100,000 won I received, barely able to swallow it, into my pocket and happily leave work are already fading away.

I feel like I’ve really changed.

I’m swearing at the person who gave me several million won, but even in the midst of all that, I see them giggling and saying they’re happy in the chat window.

[dhgkaak]: Donmi Saeryeon

[Red Parade]: How much is the f*ck aegyo? It’s so expensive

[bb8|8|E3]: Ah

A pleasant smile comes out of my mouth because the host’s salary went up a lot because they had to match the unit price.

“Of course, of course. It went up in 3 days.”

[Military Secret1q2w3e]: But the mic rips at the end and the sound is muffled. When I change the mic, “That mamushi is sick again.”

[Footplate]: Nope, it’s really torn.

[Gorani Bap]: It’s really all torn.

I think I sang well at the end, but the mic couldn’t keep up. When I thought about it carefully, it made sense.

It looks like my shitty skill went off and it got torn, contrary to my intention.

“It’s really torn? Does that make sense?”

[Jangle!] [Military secret 1q2w3e donates 10,000 won]

[It’s all torn like a typhoon passed by. Let’s change the mic]

The mic is so old that the sound really got torn.

“That’s too bad. My unnie hit the high notes so hard.”

[Eomgeun Eorgeun]: But how the f*ck does it make sense to receive 300 and sing for a little over 10 seconds?

“You said you could sing anything. You little shits are talking two words at once.”

[18029]: Did you know there would be a 15-second song?

Wasabi: The host’s brain is really rolling. “It’s not brain, it’s JQ.”

Staff: I’m going to find the host’s IQ, you little shit. “Okay. Come here, kid. Unnie will give you a leg up.”

Z^E: IT Host, lower the level a bit. I feel like my brain is going to break as I keep spewing out whatever comes to mind.

S0}}: Teacher, I have eyes too. “I told you I’m really pretty.”

Red Parade: Are you really pretty?? “When I go outside, I get a number every 10 seconds.” After saying that, I belatedly realize that this isn’t it.

Master’s Foot Scrubber: He keeps saying I can’t see ¬¬¬

§§¤£9: It’s so dark in here that I can’t see anything.

to: Then why don’t you do cam rooms? “I don’t have money to buy a cam.”

Chairman of the breeding ground: ?? Sir, have you lost your conscience?

bb: Wasn’t the amount the chairman spent today 8 million won? It’s a lot of money. It seems there’s no more room to run. “How much is the cam?”

[Jangle!] [Military secret 1q2w3e donates 1,000 won] [Let’s buy a good mic] “I’ll buy it if Yuchul changes his nickname.”

Military secret 1q2w3e: nnnnnnnnnnnn

Master’s foot cleaner: A 4K with lots of features costs at least 300,000 won, and one with only good picture quality costs around 20. The cost-effective option is under 50,000 won, and as viewers who watch internet broadcasts, they seem to know a lot about cams. “Okay. I’ll buy it in 4k.”

Chairman of the breeding ground: What the heck, really? Duras hate exposing their faces.

Ariel Land: If the host’s face is revealed, your private life becomes difficult and there are many cases where it is not good. Think about it once more and decide carefully. I think the most important thing is whether you will regret it rather than whether it will help your life or not. It seems that there are not only bad viewers. You can see chats from viewers who really give advice here and there. “But I have so many unique things hanging from me that it doesn’t matter whether I show my face or not. My private life is already a mess.”

Butt fat, bottom fat, sobbing: I’m not dangling, I’m dangling.

Eomgeun Eomgeun: What the hell, host!! Get that sweet-sucking nerd out!!! What the hell is Ariel Land?

Ariel Land: Ariel Land is my joy and sorrow. Ariel Land exists because I exist, and because Ariel Land exists, there is a person called me. Because a person called me remembers Ariel Land, Ariel Land will remain in my heart forever!!!

Don’t be so annoying: Kkieeeek, stop it!! “Hey, you crazy f*cking nerds, stop fighting.” If they even look away for a second, they start grabbing each other by the collar.

I think this is their nature. “Let’s take it easy and help me buy a cam. I want to see my face.”

Footboard: Yes!! I want to see it!!!

After barely stopping the viewers’ fight and entering the logistics market homepage, many items come up. Click, click. When I search for “webcam,” items with numerous functions come up.

Military secret 1q2w3e: I think I should just buy the third one for 200,000 won. “This is overseas direct purchase? Doesn’t it take a long time?” The overseas direct purchase mark is clearly stamped on it, making it obvious that it will take a long time.

Military secret 1q2w3e: Nope. Items with tags like “bullet direct purchase” and “bullet delivery” are sold in bulk, so most of them arrive in one day. “Okay. I’ll buy this.”

When I click on the webcam that the viewer told me to and press the purchase button, the payment is completed in an instant. “Okay? Let’s play a game now.”

Don’t show up: Oh, suddenly a game? Wasn’t Nuna a female cam? “f*ck, what the hell is this, you’re not even showing your face? Don’t you remember me playing a game on my first day?”

I won’t attend: Oh, I thought you were preparing a cam girl since you were shopping so hard. “Where do you live?”

[Jangle!] [Red Parade donates 100,000 won] [Let’s go play Gombo Game] This time, the viewer slaps me in the face with money as if to stop me. The effect seems too good. “Oh, thanks for the 100,000 won. But what kind of horror game is this?”

Footboard: Oh, Gombo Games are good. Whether it’s watching a movie or playing a game, I’m an omnivore who eats and watches, but the only thing I don’t touch is the horror genre. I just can’t seem to develop an immunity to horror. “Should I play something other than horror games? I have a game I’ve already watched.”

Master’s Foot Scrubber: Let’s go play Gombo Game.

Military Secret 1q2w3e: Master, read the public sentiment, let’s go play Gombo Game.

“No, you guys just want to see me get surprised, right?”

Prince of the Farm: That’s right, lol.

Tallelujah: Yeah, I can’t help but sigh at the viewers’ unanimous reaction. It’s not a real horror game.

“Guys, I don’t have a cam, wouldn’t it be more fun to play when there is a cam?”

Butt Fluff, Fluff, Fluff: That’s right, lol.

“Right? I told you so.”

Since they hate playing horror games no matter what, they’re starting to get a little worked up when I gently comfort them.

“Even if I turn on the cam and play a horror game, you’re just going to cover the screen and watch me, right?”

Wasabi Bean Powder: Wow, the host knows a thing or two. That’s what makes Gombogame so fun.

Master’s Foot Scrubber: Seriously, lol.

“See? So, when the cam comes, should we report and do it then? Wouldn’t that be more fun?”

Don’t Come, Don’t Cover My Face: Hmm, that’s true, but why do I feel so fooled? lol.

Butt Flesh, Bottom Flesh, Sob Sob: Yeah, that’s true. What’s the fun in a no-cam Gombo game?

“Right?”

The viewers shouting out “horror game” in the chat window gradually nod in agreement and decrease. As you watch that and try to calm your pounding heart, something flies in.

[Jangle!] [Dallelujah registers a 10,000 won mission] [Register mission] [Clear the horror game 1 time] [30 hours left] [10,000 won prize]

“No. Butt Flesh, you say you’re human, you crazy person!”

Butt fat, bottom fat, oh my: Yeah, you can’t run away lol. Where are you running away to?

“Yeah, just don’t do it.”

[Jangle!] [Don’t bother adding 10,000 won to the mission amount]

Don’t bother trying to cover up: Yeah, you have to do it.

“Yeah. I won’t do 20,000 won.”

[Jangle!]

[Red Parade adds 5,000,000 won to the mission amount]

My breath catches in my throat because of the message that just popped up in front of my eyes.

Chairman of the Farm: Kekekekekekeke, cool, Chairman.

Footboard: Kekekekekekeke.

[Cleared the horror game once] [Prize money 5,020,000 won]

Wasabi soybean powder: Don’t worry everyone, our funds are safe.

Don’t bother trying to cover up: Kekeke, now I understand. A soldier’s enemy is not the North Korean army, but his fellow officers. Just as a streamer’s enemy is also the viewers. I would never just give money away. Why would I just give it away because I’m pretty?

After briefly mixing with them, I think I understand. This is their way of expressing affection. It may seem a bit twisted, but I think thinking of it that way is good for my mental health.

“Okay. Kids. Walk a lot, I’ll do it. 10% of the mission failure fee is mukbang.”

Bulchammayoddeop: ¬¬¬ The host is getting pissed.

Eomgeun Eomgeun: Damn, the host is getting pissed, but I can’t leave because his voice is so sweet.

“Our kids, you’ve fallen for your charms. It makes sense. Yeah, it makes sense.”

But I can’t help but laugh. If they really wanted to harass me, they wouldn’t have given me money. What kind of idiot would give money to harass me?

Unlike streamers who have their own struggles, most viewers think internet broadcasters are just sitting comfortably and making money. That’s why they give them their own reasons to make money like this. When I see that, I can’t help but laugh happily.

“What’s so good about horror games? They just scare you.”

Beam Pruebeam: So what makes them good?

Red Parade: Seriously, that’s why they’re good.

It’s only been three days since I started broadcasting online, but these guys who react to everything I do are so cute. I think this is the charm of broadcasting online.

Even though they’re mad dogs from the Demon Realm who just bite and tear, I now know that they like it when you pet them. You have to pet them vigorously in a slightly unusual way, but still.

I think people who avoided these guys until now didn’t know this. They’re cute guys who like it even if you touch them a little.

“Seriously, f*cking perverts…”

Butt cheeks, sobbing: Please hit them more, they’re so f*cking good!!

Master’s Foot Scrubber: Dogs love dogs, give me some more!

“Damn it. I really can’t not swear.”

Red Parade: ¬¬¬¬¬¬

Stern Eom Geun: It’s kind of disgusting ¬¬

Stern Eom Geun: Honestly, if I hold back my swearing at these kids, I’m Buddha.

In just a few days, my empty life has clearly changed. The over 2,000 viewers who came in out of brief curiosity because of Radelli have almost all left. But there are still over a thousand people who are just looking at me.

Maybe this is what Par meant when he said to live happily. It’s fun.