The Pervert’s Pursuit and the Heavenly Human’s Intervention

Upon Green Dragon’s return to the guild, the lewd, stout man wore an expression so utterly disgusted, as if he had swallowed a fly, that it immediately caught Purple Dragon’s keen eye.

“Green Giegie~, what could possibly have ignited such a fierce temper in you, my dear Green Giegie~? Perhaps you’d allow me to soothe your frustrations with some tender care~”

Green Dragon, recoiling in utter revulsion, swatted Purple Dragon away with a forceful slap, retreating swiftly. If only he hadn’t been so outmatched by Purple Dragon, he would have long since crushed the life out of that despicable pervert.

“Giegie~, how could you possibly strike me~? You’ve wounded me so deeply~. Come now, quickly console me~, or else I’ll~~”

Purple Dragon’s formidable power, honed to the late-stage Golden Body realm, instantly bore down upon Green Dragon. A wicked, alluring smile curved his lips as he clapped his hands onto Green Dragon’s shoulders, pressing his hips suggestively against Green Dragon’s rear while continuing:

“Otherwise, I’ll make Giegie~ feel both exquisite pain~ and ecstatic pleasure~ ahh~”

Green Dragon’s sphincter instantly clenched. He swiftly curled into a tight ball, rolling to the side, and then, pointing an accusatory finger at the old pervert, bellowed:

“Damn you! You utterly disgusting pervert, stay far away from me!!”

“Oh, come now~~, I was merely jesting with you! Seeing Green Giegie regain his vigor~, it truly delights me~”

Purple Dragon propped his chin with one hand, his gaze burning with an unsettling intensity as he fixed it upon Green Dragon, speaking with a coy, saccharine sweetness that implied profound concern.

A shiver of dread ran through Green Dragon; sensing impending disaster, he instinctively clutched his rear, retreating until his back met the wall, and spoke in a voice laced with trepidation:

“You, you wretched pervert. When have you ever *not* claimed you were merely jesting with me! I’m going to…”

Green Dragon frantically darted his gaze about, then pointed at his handful of subordinates, barking, “The lot of you, stop him! I’m off to find the boss and settle this matter!”

Upon hearing this, the faces of his subordinates immediately paled, tinged with a sickly purple. Each man clutched his own rear, trembling visibly as they hesitantly formed a barrier before Purple Dragon.

“Commander Purple Dragon, we implore you to be… a little gentler with us…”

“Commander Purple Dragon, I… I have an urgent matter to report to you. Today, while Commander Green Dragon and I were collecting rent, we chanced upon an incredibly adorable boy wearing a skirt. I believe the Commander would find him quite to their liking!”

Then, without even bothering to hitch up his pants, Purple Dragon, brimming with fervent anticipation, stormed towards Ji Jie’s home, dragging his subordinates along. Their passage left a trail of utter pandemonium: ‘kill anyone who blocks, kill Buddha if he blocks’, a flurry of squawking chickens and yelping dogs, leaving no peace in their wake!

Upon reaching Ji Jie’s residence and laying eyes on Tou, Purple Dragon was instantly captivated, utterly swept away by Tou’s regal and domineering aura.

Beautiful! Adorable! And simultaneously majestic, even ferocious! This was precisely the kind of man he desired! Whether he was thrown down by Tou, or he himself threw Tou down, or they simply wrestled each other, he would embrace any scenario with unrestrained delight!

“Huh?” A cascade of black question marks seemed to materialize above Tou’s head. He thoroughly scrutinized the man before him; the fellow appeared perfectly respectable in both looks and attire. Yet, this individual was actually *volunteering* for Tou to whip him. Surely, he had to be nothing short of a pervert!

And those bizarre, incessant ‘giegie~ giegie~’ calls were utterly repulsive!

Purple Dragon, however, paid no heed to Tou’s internal turmoil. With an acrobatic ‘carp’s leap,’ he soared skyward, and with a flamboyant sweep of his arm, shed his clothes until only his underwear remained, before lunging wildly at Tou!

Tou instantly grasped the situation: this man had undoubtedly mistaken him for a girl, and now desired—no, intended—to commit acts of violence against him! Never before had Tou encountered anyone so utterly brazen as Purple Dragon.

Tou’s expression shifted dramatically; he would never permit such an outrage. He hunched his form, swiftly retreating. Purple Dragon, seeing he was about to strike empty air, executed a full 360-degree spin mid-flight, glaring back at the vacant space he had just occupied, and without touching the ground, resumed his relentless lunge towards Tou.

‘CRASH!!’

“Ah~, that was utterly divine~, Giegie~, please, I beg you, intensify your ministrations upon me~”

Tou felt an overwhelming urge to vomit! He brandished the leather whip, still cinched around Purple Dragon’s neck, and with a series of resounding ‘CRACK! CRACK! CRACK!’ he slammed Purple Dragon onto the ground several times, much like a farmer thrashing a small chick. Finally, with a decisive ‘whoosh~,’ Tou released his grip. Purple Dragon soared through the air in a surprisingly graceful arc, only to be unceremoniously flung out the door, crashing heavily onto the pile of subordinates he had brought with him.

“Hmph, utterly disgusting!” Tou couldn’t be bothered with further words. He swiftly kicked two more Green Dragon Gang subordinates out the door. Tou firmly resolved that in the future, should he ever encounter another individual so pathologically addicted to mistaking him for a girl and attempting unspeakable acts, he would deny them any opportunity for perversion, instead striking them down with overwhelming force, to spare his eyes from such a revolting spectacle again!

No sooner had Tou expelled the intruders than he reached down to grasp the collar of Ji Jie, who lay on the ground, seemingly feigning unconsciousness. At that very moment, Purple Dragon’s sickening voice reverberated from just beyond the doorway once again.

“Oh, Giegie~, you struck me so deliciously hard~, it felt utterly exhilarating~, I crave more~”

Tou clutched his head, shaking it vigorously, desperate to block out the sounds. The moment he saw Purple Dragon attempting to step back through the doorway, he swiftly snatched a discarded door panel from the ground and, with a powerful swing, sent the man flying as if batting a ping-pong ball.

“Giegie~, I feel so incredibly comfortable~, please, more~”

As one might expect, Tou found it utterly impossible to simply chase this persistent pervert away!

“You utterly despicable pervert! Speak like a normal person!” Tou roared, punctuating his demand by forcefully flinging the door panel back outside.

“Giegie~, why are you so terribly cross? Would you perhaps allow me to attend to your needs, Giegie~? After all, I am but a pure and innocent young man myself~” Purple Dragon purred, drawing closer with a disconcertingly sweet smile.

“Pe-pervert! Never dream of laying a hand on me!” This disgusting creature, who had materialized from seemingly nowhere, was someone Tou truly wished to avoid any further conversation with! Thus, he swiftly retreated, seeking refuge behind Fourth Master.

“Giegie~, why do you deny me the pleasure of attending to you~? Clearly, I adore Giegie~ so immensely~, I am willing to offer everything, even my very body, to Giegie~. Why, Giegie! Why, Giegie~, do you flee from me! Since you insist on this, then I~”

Purple Dragon’s formidable power, honed to the late-stage Golden Body realm, instantly erupted, bearing down upon Tou. His lips curved into a chilling smirk, his expression growing wild with a manic glee, and with a wicked, sinister smile, he fixed his gaze upon Tou’s eyes, continuing:

“Since Giegie~ refuses to inflict pain upon me, then I, I shall inflict pain upon Giegie~, and make Giegie~ feel utterly exquisite pleasure~ ahh~”

It is an arduous task for a practitioner of the Spiritual Vein realm to successfully contend with an expert of the Golden Body realm. Under the crushing weight of that spiritual pressure, Tou nearly buckled to his knees. Fortuitously, he stood directly behind Fourth Master, from whom the immense aura of a Heavenly Human realm expert surged forth. This not only shielded Tou from the oppressive force but also startled the perverted Purple Dragon so severely that he sprang five feet into the air.

“A Heavenly, a Heavenly Human realm expert!” Purple Dragon, no fool, recoiled instantly. Across the four continents of the Nine Nether Continent, ruled by the human race, there existed fewer than twenty Heavenly Human realm experts.

What exactly constituted a Heavenly Human? These were beings capable of shattering heavens and sundering earths! Should she merely wish it, this entire small town could be obliterated with a single, dismissive wave of her hand!

“Forgive my impertinence, but may I inquire, Senior, as to which True Person you might be?” Purple Dragon asked, his voice now imbued with a newfound respect, his tone reverting to that of a normal, deferential man.

The appellation ‘True Person’ harked back to the distant, ancient era; those who ascended to the Heavenly Human realm habitually appended ‘True Person’ to their names. Examples included True Person Qiongming, True Person Shenxu, True Person Jiba, and many others.

In the present age, Heavenly Human realm experts were exceedingly rare. For martial artists still traversing their path of cultivation, their most cherished topic of conversation, whether during tea or after meals, invariably revolved around these supreme beings. Fundamentally, not a single Heavenly Human realm expert remained entirely concealed from the discerning eyes of the world.

Purple Dragon, whose current strength was considered mid-tier, also boasted a wide circle of acquaintances. He possessed detailed information on most Heavenly Human realm experts, not only among humans but even within the demon and monster races. Surely, there wasn’t a single Heavenly Human realm expert whose name had escaped his notice!

If only this Heavenly Human realm expert before him would deign to reveal her esteemed name, he could then cross-reference it with his vast knowledge, thereby ascertaining whether his next move should be a desperate flight for survival or an attempt to ingratiate himself!

In truth, what he truly yearned to discover was the identity of this ‘True Person,’ who astonishingly appeared to be a masochist fond of being disciplined, and moreover, harbored a fondness for cute, attractive young men. If the opportunity arose, he mused, he himself was not unattractive! If he could somehow manage to bind and ‘discipline’ a Heavenly Human realm expert, *hee hee!* Imagine the prestige that would grant him among his numerous acquaintances!

Tou, well aware of Fourth Master’s formidable power, gently set her down, entrusting her with the task of dealing with this repulsive individual.

Indeed, his initial impulse had been to use his hair tie to bind this repulsive insect. However, the mere thought of his hair tie making contact with that creature’s body—and the subsequent need to use it for his ponytail later—promptly extinguished the idea!

“Alas~~” Yue Ye Si retrieved the wadded-up stocking from her mouth, glaring at Tou with palpable displeasure. Then, without even glancing at the distant Purple Dragon, she gave a dismissive flick of her small hand, sending Purple Dragon soaring away!

A True Person? Yue Ye Si, being a demoness, would never refer to herself as such. She was a Demoness, the Heart-Eating Demoness who had struck fear into hearts a century ago! Should she reveal her true identity, that perverted Purple Dragon would undoubtedly be permanently detained here!

However, if she were to kill Purple Dragon, it might draw unwanted attention from the human race. She merely wished to live a simple life with her little disciple, Little Tou, as ordinary people for a while!

“Haha! With Master here, that pervert won’t dare to come near us now, right!”

Tou haphazardly picked up the distant door panel and used it to block the doorway. Still feeling uneasy, he then dragged the sofa over, barricading the entrance even more securely.

Having completed these tasks, Tou brushed a strand of long hair from his ear, watching Fourth Master tidy her clothes. The hair tie on his arm once again slithered like a snake towards Fourth Master.

“Little Tou, wh-what are you doing? Can’t you spare your Master?” Yue Ye Si, finding the hair tie truly bizarre, quickly retreated to prevent it from entangling her.

“Hmph! I only let you off earlier because I thought you might still be useful. Now that the pervert is gone, I intend to teach you a proper lesson. Don’t even think about running.”

Tou gave chase, having realized that the hair tie’s attack range seemed limited to five meters.

But how could he possibly catch Fourth Master? He chased her around the room in circles, quickly growing breathless and drenched in sweat from exhaustion. With this fatigue, a pang of hunger also struck him. He waved his hand, warning Yue Ye Si not to let him catch her, then collapsed onto the table and resumed eating.

“Oh dear, oh dear! Little Tou, let’s call a truce for now!” Yue Ye Si lay sprawled on the sofa, propping her chin with her hands, watching Tou eat with an adorable gaze.

“Never! Once I’m full and satisfied, I will absolutely catch you!” Tou lifted his heavy eyelids, speaking weakly. Why was he so exhausted after merely running a few laps with Master? When had he become so frail?

“Hasn’t Little Tou realized yet? This hair tie artifact you’re using, while powerful, consumes a great deal of spiritual energy! If you continue like this, you’ll deplete your spiritual energy and pass out!”

Upon hearing this, Tou genuinely felt his spiritual energy nearing its end. His face immediately flushed, and he lowered his head, stuffing large mouthfuls of food into his mouth. He didn’t forget to curse Fourth Master under his breath:

“You scoundrel! Do you think I don’t know that?! *Munch~ munch~ munch~*. But don’t think I’ll let you off the hook. Once I’ve eaten my fill, I’ll come for you, and then… *hiccup*~, and then I’ll hang you up and beat you! *Hiccup*~”

“Oh dear! Little Tou is so careless; you shouldn’t talk while eating so quickly. Here, have some soup.” Yue Ye Si, seeing Tou hiccup from eating too fast, disregarded the risk of being caught by Tou. She swiftly appeared beside him, pouring a bowl of soup and holding it to Tou’s lips.

Perhaps due to the bad habit of being spoon-fed and dressed from his past, Tou instinctively opened his mouth and drank. Then, as if suddenly realizing something, he sprang up, bristling with indignation:

“You, you, you! You scoundrel! Don’t think that buttering me up like this will make me forgive you!”