This Kid Is Impossible to Fool

In the Gouwu Rouge Mountains, there is a Nine-Colored Pond, with Nine-Colored ancient trees by the pond, and a white deer under the trees.

One day, the night was slightly hazy, and the moonlight filled the sky.

The white deer emerged from the pond, shook off the water from its body, walked to the tree, first bowed twice to the moon, and then sat cross-legged in a human-like manner.

The moonlight shone on its face, revealing that it had delicate features.

This white deer was at the critical moment of transforming.

After tonight, it could use the name Nine-Colored Deer and walk the world in human form.

For a long time, she had wanted to go to a big city to see, especially the legendary Baizao in the mouth of her friend Xi, wondering what kind of scenery it was.

The time had come. She first transformed her legs into human form.

The furry white deer legs directly turned into smooth human female thighs, long, straight, and white.

Then came the waist, hips, chest, abdomen, arms, and neck, each with a fairy-like grace that could only be captured in a painting.

However, just as her antlers were emitting nine-colored light, and the transformation had reached the most critical head, suddenly, a green figure descended from the sky.

The person who came was carefree, and the wine gourd in her hand was also carefree, but her person gave the Nine-Colored Deer a dangerous signal.

Ling sized her up for a moment, her eyes circled around the Nine-Colored Deer, “I heard Xi say that there is a Nine-Colored Deer here…”

“That’s me!”

The Nine-Colored Deer pointed to her head, rejoicing that she had not completely transformed.

The antlers emitting colored light on her head were shining brightly.

“Hurry up and transform, you’re quite beautiful, I’ll protect you!”

“Oh.”

The rainbow-like light suddenly flickered in front of Ling’s eyes.

“What’s your name?” Ling asked.

“I don’t have a name yet.”

“The name Nine-Colored Deer is not good, it has to be more Great Yan, how about Nine-Cai?”

Ling said, “I disturbed your transformation just now, don’t be offended, take this.”

Saying that, she didn’t know where she grabbed a set of clothes and threw them to the Nine-Colored Deer who was thinking.

“This name sounds so strange!”

The Nine-Colored Deer intuitively felt that this was not a good name.

“Then you can just find one yourself, anyway, you have to have a name, can you wear clothes?”

“I can learn!”

“Forget it, let me teach you. Now that you’ve transformed and are walking the world, remember to do more good deeds in the human world and accumulate merit, do you understand… Also, learn to use your ability to transform clothes for yourself.”

Ling glanced at the Nine-Colored Deer again, this skin was really, really too crude.

She actually had a plan in her heart for what a landscape spirit could transform into. Everything has a concept of beauty.

Beautiful, that is beautiful, regardless of race, national boundaries, and bloodlines.

The Nine-Colored Deer has a kind of beauty, and it is the ultimate beauty.

Ling felt that she could take another style and bring it to the extreme.

The transformation was completely completed, the clothes were put on, and the Nine-Colored Deer touched her smooth face without hair, feeling an unspeakable excitement.

However, just as she was about to go to the river to take a look, she suddenly felt her butt bulging.

Ah!

The Nine-Colored Deer touched it, her face turned pale, and the deer tail that had just disappeared during the transformation reappeared!

“It’s normal to have a tail, I have one too. What are your plans next?”

Ling looked at the Nine-Colored Deer again, she was really a beautiful embryo.

An idea suddenly came to her mind, and she thought of the poem Yan Shou gave to Shu, and a smile appeared on her face.

“This sister smiles so strangely.”

The Nine-Colored Deer thought in her heart, not knowing why this kind-faced sister looked at her with a strange smile, but she still gave a very honest answer.

“I want to go to Baizao to take a look. I saw a lot when I dreamed, and I also heard a lot from Xi about the things there, so I want to go and see.”

After completing the transformation, the White Nine-Colored Deer wanted to go to the city to take a look.

She had been in the mountains all the time, hoping to go out and see the outside world, walk the earth, and heal the sick.

Before transforming, the Nine-Colored Deer would use the dream entrance method to allow the victim to see her as a human, and learned some of the rules of Great Yan society through dreams.

“Go to Baizao? Do you have a household registration? Do you have a place to live?”

“What is a household registration? Doesn’t it only take money to buy a house? I have money, a lot of money.”

“Where did you get so much money?”

“I came from the mountains.”

The Nine-Colored Deer honestly answered.

Such a simple answer, and a little bit not very smart, made Ling speechless for a moment.

“Living in Great Yan is not that simple. It’s not enough to just have money, didn’t Xi tell you?

You have to have a household registration and an identity certificate, you know?”

“Then what identity should I have?”

“Hmm; concubine selection? It’s a good seed, go to the concubine selection.”

Ling glanced at the Nine-Colored Deer again. She had to say that the Nine-Colored Deer was a beautiful embryo after transforming.

The Nine-Colored Deer shook her head. Although she didn’t understand what a concubine selection was, she knew that she just wanted to find a human-demon love affair like Changxi in the legend.

“What does shaking your head mean? Why go to Baizao if you don’t participate in the concubine selection?

How are you going to answer when people ask you where you came from?”

“I came from the mountains.”

“Don’t say that first, what are you going to Baizao for?”

“I want to live in Baizao, and I also want to find a lover, and then heal the sick.” The Nine-Colored Deer said generously.

“Oh, looking for a lover.” Ling’s mouth twitched slightly, “I am Xi’s sister, what type of lover do you like? Maybe I can help you think of a way.”

“Well, I want to find a scholar, he must be handsome, talented, and have the world in his heart.”

The Nine-Colored Deer said, counting her fingers. She could feel the similar aura on the other party’s body to Xi, and did not doubt Ling’s identity.

Well, this silly child was corrupted by Xi. She watched too many of those picture books.

“Great, I have an excellent candidate here, his name is Yan Shou.”

Seeing that the Nine-Colored Deer didn’t react much when she heard the name, Ling knew that this beautiful face was purely exchanged for her brain. She was even more satisfied.

“Let me tell you, this Yan Shou is our current Emperor of Great Yan…”

“Ah, I want to find a scholar, not an emperor.”

“I can say that there is no one more handsome or talented than him in the world, and more importantly, he is rich in the world!”

Hearing this, the Nine-Colored Deer stopped and asked, “Does he also have the world in his heart?”

“Yes.” Ling opened her mouth again, “His Majesty’s poetic talent is famous throughout the world, far from what those so-called scholars can compare. ‘Huai Li Shu’, do you know, he used Changxi to praise our sisters, have you heard of it?”

“Never heard of it.”

The Nine-Colored Deer shook her head.

This child is really difficult to deceive, but this can’t stop Ling.

“Then do you know Changxi?”

The Nine-Colored Deer nodded.

“Changxi is such a beautiful existence, he can use Changxi to praise people, he must have poetry and talent, and more importantly, he is the emperor!”

“What does the emperor do?”

“Like your dream of healing people, he governs the world.”

“Oh, it seems we have quite similar interests.”

“That’s right, how about it, are you satisfied with such an ideal husband?”

“Satisfied, satisfied!” The Nine-Colored Deer nodded, “When can I see him?”

“That’s the current Emperor, do you think you can see him whenever you want? You must first participate in the beautiful women selection, learn etiquette, poetry, women’s work, etc., and also pay money to apply for a household registration and have a recommender.”

“After that, you have to compete with other famous ladies in the capital to get into the top ten in the capital.

Only then will you have a chance to be selected by the female officials from the palace.

If you are selected, you will have a chance to enter the palace.

After entering the palace, you will have a chance to see the Emperor, but whether you can become his beloved concubine depends on your ability.

But I have a shortcut that can let you quickly enter the palace, do you understand?”

The Nine-Colored Deer was a little dazed, but still nodded.

It was so complicated, she didn’t want to go a little, but she also wanted to go a little. Her small face was tangled there.

So, she thought about it and said, “Can I see what the emperor looks like first?”

Yan Shou did not know that in the mountains of Gouwu, Ling had found him a concubine after some manipulation in order to facilitate future investigations in the palace.

The last time he snatched Jingzhe on the street, in broad daylight, and took her into the harem, this matter had been brewing for so many days, and he was preparing to go to court to harvest Fatuity Value.