Chapter 19 : Human Theater

“[ Spine Fairy donated a whopping 5,000 won!]”

What kind of position are you sitting in? I tried it, but there’s no way to sit with my chest on the desk like that?”

-Economics101: It’s kind of gross to imagine a guy trying that position.

-nadang: But seriously, I can’t even imagine what kind of position that is.

-JungleIsHell: Come to think of it, where’s her chair’s backrest???

“Huh? Chair? I don’t have a chair.”

DesirableGirl:???????

-Jerobi: Then where are you sitting???

-MorningRice: What the

“I just pile up pillows on the mattress and sit there?”

-Jerobi: What the hell are you talking about?

-MorningRice: What does that even mean?

-pikapikapika:?

“No, I just put a hard pillow on the mattress I sleep on, put a hugging pillow on top of it, and sit on top of that.”

They didn’t seem to understand, so I stood up, picked up the pillows, and showed them the pillows I had been sitting on in front of the cam.

One hard, ordinary square pillow, and a penguin-shaped hugging pillow on top of it.

-JungleIsHell: What’s with those thin calves? A soccer kick would snap them right off.

-MorningRice: Why would you soccer kick her, you crazy

LastLightOfNation: Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a penguin pillow! Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a penguin pillow! Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a penguin pillow!

DesirableGirl: Selling penguin pillow, high price, make an offer

-Economics101: No, seriously, your back must be
;;;

-nadang: Does your legs feel okay when you sit like that? Seriously, how does that even work?

“It’s actually not that bad?”

[Jerobi donated a whopping 500,000 won!]

-Buy a good gaming chair.

“No! Chairman! You’re giving me 500,000 won just like that! Thank you so much! But my room is too small, there’s no space for a chair.”

-Jerobi: Just get rid of the mattress.

“Then where am I supposed to sleep?”

-Jerobi: Just put down the mattress when you sleep.

“Then where do I put the chair?”

-Jerobi:?

“If I put down the mattress, there’s no space in the room to put a chair, you see?

-Jerobi: ???

Economics101: Just how many pyeong is that house?

“Pyeong? It’s probably more than 1 pyeong? Maybe less than 2 pyeong, I think?”

-nadang: Are you living in a goshiwon????

“It’s not a goshiwon, but it’s kind of similar. Yes, that’s how it is.”

-DesirableGirl: And we didn’t even know that

LastLightOfNation: It’s understandable if her house is less than 2 pyeong;

JungleIsHell: Her madness had a reason….

-Jerobi: If your room is less than 2 pyeong, can’t you just put the chair in the living room?

“Where’s the living room? It’s a studio apartment.”

-Jerobi: ?????????????????

-Economics101: Rich chairman ‘shocked’ that he can’t imagine a house without a living room

-nadang: No, but that’s a bit much

DesirableGirl: I don’t think there’s anyone among the viewers who lives in a house that’s less than 2 pyeong

HawaiianPizzaLover: I’m going to go thank my parents

-pikapikapika: I live in a 1.5 pyeong goshiwon

JungleIsHell: Ah…. We didn’t even know that

“Hey, this is also a house where people live.

Why are you suddenly making me into a strange person?”

I was doing an explanation stream for account sharing, so why did the genre suddenly change to a human documentary?

-Jerobi: If there’s no living room, is there no kitchen either? How do you even eat???

“I usually cook ramen on a portable stove, or eat convenience store sandwiches, or drink banana milk.”

-Jerobi: You use a portable stove in your house????

-JungleIsHell: You must feel like you’re camping every day

-nadang: Banana milk is a meal????

-pikapikapika: That’s why your wrists and calves are like Fiddlesticks

“Hey, stop crying. It’s making me tear up too.”

Why are you making me feel miserable.

If you came to watch the explanation stream, then just watch the explanation stream.

[Jerobi donated a whopping 500,000 won!]

-I don’t know what you need, but use this for now

“No, Chairman! It’s already over 1 million won today, is this really okay? You’re not going to regret this later, are you? Who am I, what is your job, Chairman, that you’re doing this for me?”

[Jerobi donated a whopping 500,000 won!]

-I just manage some buildings and get rent

This isn’t a donation that just popped up again, it’s another donation, right?

My eyes say it is, but my brain can’t comprehend it.

-nadang: A real Gangnam building owner has appeared

-JungleIsHell: I think the chairman should just buy her a studio apartment

-DesirableGirl: What do you mean a studio apartment, he should buy her a হ্যান남 더 힐

Economics101: I’m satisfied with just a Banpo Xi

It’s already over 2 million won in donations today?

My head is fuzzy, and I’ve lost my sense of reality, so I don’t know what I’m doing.

It really does mean dizzy in the literal sense.

“Ugh, sniff. Hic.”

I’m not someone who cries easily, but this situation is making me tear up.

-nadang: Don’t cry

-JungleIsHell: (Bibulseompeu emoticon instead of crying)

-DesirableGirl:(Bibulseompeu)(Bibulseompeu)(Bibulseompeu)

[MorningRice donated a whopping 50,000 won!]

-Cheer up!

[CheerUp donated a whopping 10,000 won!]

-Cheer up!

“No, stop sending. I can’t say anything right now. Sniff.”

A person who is moderately struggling refuses sympathy.

Why are you making me into a pitiful person? Do I look like I need your help? Don’t get me wrong.

Don’t sympathize with me as you please.

That’s how they reject others and build up their pride.

And a person whose pride is completely shattered, who has lost even their dignity as a human being, will crave the sympathy of others.

Look at me pitifully, please help me, get me out of here, anyone, please, please.

Please help me.

But that appearance is so ugly that it receives not sympathy but ridicule, contempt, and criticism.

The world is so free, but you’re asking for someone else’s favor without doing anything yourself? Do you think the world is that easy?

Is this some kind of third-world Africa? You had the opportunity to succeed through your own efforts, right? But you didn’t, did you? So you’re just lazy and incompetent trash!

But, I, I had circumstances that forced me to be like this.

Do you think you’re the only one with circumstances? Everyone else is struggling but still living diligently, so why can’t you!

You’re right, it’s all excuses.

The reason I became like this is all because I’m lazy and untalented, it’s all my fault. It’s all my fault! I was such trash.

Just because my body changed, my voice changed, and my face changed, this is happening.

The world is still bitterly, cruelly brutal.

Those who have nothing can never get anything, and those who have eventually get everything, a much more terrible winner-takes-all world than the jungle.

“Ugh.”

That’s why I like it.

Because now I’m the beneficiary of that world.

The corners of my mouth curled up.

“Heh heh, hehehe.”

I’m great now. That’s all that matters.

Goodbye to the
past.

The donation relay continued up to about 8 million won.

At this point, my mind is completely dazed. What have I become?

‘I should’ve turned on the cam earlier’

What am I, what is my charm. Just shaking my
,
, money is being copied.

‘Is this female degradation?’

I can’t stand this capitalist invasion. My brain feels like it’s melting.

Hehe! I came!

“Still, since I turned it on as an explanation stream, I’ll play one game and go.”

I turned on the keyboard input visualization program again, turned on LoL, and started queuing for ranked.

Mid as the first choice, jungle as the second choice, and I got the trash lane, jungle, again without fail.

But,
, I got 8 million won, so my brain is melted, how can I play the game properly?

-JungleIsHell: Where did your tryhard mode go??? You’re not saying anything in chat today???

-pikapikapika: The way she’s throwing, she’s definitely our Ruffian!

HawaiianPizzaLover:
-Willof
: She’s throwing because she already got all the money

“No, ah, I. I don’t know.”

Is the game the problem now? I’m seriously contemplating what life is.

“Should I quit the game and become a cyber ?”

What’s wrong with being called a ? Money is being copied, you know?

HawaiianPizzaLover: On the first day of turning on the cam, reaching the 4th stage of female streamers

-nadang: Don’t you have to show your face for that?

-Willof
: She showed something with more impact than her face

-pikapikapika:

-JungleIsHell: Leaving for Cornhub

[SilentAction donated a whopping 100,000 won!]

-No, stay focused, you have to reach Master and get 5 million won

-DesirableGirl: The previous chairman has appeared

HawaiianPizzaLover: Excuse me, you’ve already been NTR’d

-Economics101: Hehe, I can’t be satisfied with such a small donation anymore! I’ve already become another chairman’s woman!

-MorningRice: Seriously, 5 million won is a serious matter

-pikapikapika: If you streamed with cam for the time it takes to reach Master, you’d earn double that?

“No, Master. I have to go……..”

Honestly, I don’t know what I can do after turning off LoL. If I want to keep streaming, I have to play LoL.

-nadang: But why is your voice dying

-HawaiianPizzaLover: I told you, I’ve already become another chairman’s woman!

-JungleIsHell:

[Mission amount added!]

[If you reach Master within 30 days, 10 million won]

My half-closed eyes opened wide.

“No, Chairman, what kind of person are you to set a 10 million won mission?”

-SilentAction: I just run a small business

MorningRice: Building owner vs. CEO’s fierce battle!

HawaiianPizzaLover: Are you trying to buy her with just that much money?

-JungleIsHell: If you add 10 million won, is the mission amount 15 million won?

-nadang: It’s written on top of 00

DesirableGirl: Dizzy dizzy dizzy dizzy dizzy dizzy dizzy dizzy dizzy dizzy dizzy dizzy

-pikapikapika: Why only you why only you why only you why only you why only you why only you why only you why only you why only you why only you why only you

I accepted the mission for now, but my brain seems to be overloaded.

“No, um. My head hurts so much, I’m going to turn off the stream.”

Something seemed to be on fire in the chat, but I was so dizzy that it was hard to even breathe, so I turned off the stream.

I don’t know, I feel like I’m going to faint.

I should just sleep for now.