The Old Driver Crashes

Along the way, I dodged and weaved, terrified that a passerby might bump into me.

The most troublesome part of this ability is that you have to touch someone to deactivate it; otherwise, you have to wait until the next day for it to reset. Still, it’s not that big of a deal.

Ding dong.

“Coming, who is it?”

A slightly chubby teenager opened the door, wearing black-rimmed glasses and looking around. I quickly touched this fellow veteran—my partner in crime, tirelessly spreading resources.

“Isn’t this Brother Huaimo! Come in! Let’s discuss our study materials together!”

“Of course, Brother Zhibo. Today, as usual, I come bearing generous gifts.”

I patted him and pulled out my USB drive.

Zhang Zhibo—a seasoned driver I met in my first year of high school. It was just that one glance in the crowd; that one glance allowed me to glimpse his boundless repository of resources.

As a senior driver myself, I felt we had met too late. So, on a dark and windy night, I called him out. After that, we became an inseparable duo of drivers.

Of course, we kept it well hidden. No girls felt offended. Among the boys, we were admired and quite popular.

I stepped into his house, glanced around cautiously, and closed the door.

“Why so sneaky? Afraid of your little sister?”

“Of course. In broad daylight, we have to be careful of walls with ears.”

I let out a breath, my anxious heart settling. For now, my little sister didn’t know about our… behind-the-scenes relationship. She had no idea where his house was. Besides, I was invisible the moment I stepped out. Rock solid!

I headed to his room, closed the door, drew the curtains, turned on the computer, plugged in the USB drive, and then—exported the resources!

“Today’s batch is pretty explosive! Buddy, have some tea!” Brother Zhibo handed me a bottle of green tea from a small fridge in the room.

“Well? You don’t have any of these, right?”

“No, no. Big brother, have some tea.”

“Easy, easy.”

Afternoon. After a series of heart-to-heart talks and shared joys with Brother Zhibo…

“This USB drive is for you. Don’t be polite—it’s a token of my appreciation.”

“What! This is truly a mouthwatering gift!”

“Oh, it’s nothing. We’re both old drivers wandering the world; meeting is fate!”

“Good poem, good poem!”

“You flatter me. Actually, there’s something I need your help with.”

“Just say it. For a brother, I’d walk through knives, cross seas of fire, and sacrifice everything.”

“It’s not that big a deal, really.”

I patted myself and took his hand.

“Just don’t let it slip at school. Especially to my little sister—that’s forbidden!”

Brother Zhibo lifted my hand, gazing at me with deep emotion.

“Of course. A gentleman’s word is unbreakable, especially for a friend as close as you.”

“Brother Zhibo!”

“Brother Huaimo!”

Then we embraced tightly, both with the hearts of old drivers, communicating on a spiritual level. What difficulty could there be?

We waved goodbye, looking at each other in silence. At that moment, silence spoke louder than words. As true friends who knew each other well, language sometimes became unnecessary. I turned away, when suddenly a hoarse voice came from behind.

“Goodbye! Brother!”

“Mm! Brother!”

But still, verbal communication was so thrilling! After that, I walked home without looking back and opened the door.

“Brother, where have you been~”

My cute little sister stood in the hallway as usual, holding a kitchen knife, her face clouded with gloom. But! I wasn’t afraid! I had the buff of my buddy’s support! Time to unleash my smooth-talking mouth!

“Just went to a friend’s house.”

“I see~ You went to a friend’s house. But I noticed your USB drive is missing. Did you share something with someone~”

“Heh, little sister, your tricks won’t work on me! I bought that USB drive secretly and kept it well hidden!”

“What USB drive?”

“Still pretending!!!”

“Little sister, you can’t slander me without evidence.”

“Then why did you go out invisible!!!”

“There it was! That line! I had to answer bluntly. Keep a calm expression, don’t panic.”

“Because he’s a lolicon! I was afraid you’d follow me! That would have been dangerous!!!”

“Uwa, is that so, brother? But why would you go to a lolicon’s house?” My sister stepped back in panic, asking timidly.

“I went to cure him!”

“H-how do you treat him?”

“Unfortunately, I couldn’t cure him!!! He’s already terminally ill! He can’t go a day without a loli! You know? Without a loli, he’s in unbearable pain, heartbroken and gutted! So I went to try to heal him, but I was helpless!”

“It’s, it’s okay, brother. Just do your best!”

“Yeah, right, just do your best. Sigh, I’m tired. I need to eat.”

“Mm mm mm.”

Phew, safe.

“But brother.”

“Hmm?”

Just as I was about to turn around, my sister hugged me from behind. Her delicate body pressed tightly against my back, bringing a unique warmth, a unique pleasure. Ah, indeed, aside from her yandere tendencies, she’s really just an adorable little girl.

“You knew he couldn’t live without a loli, yet you didn’t take me along.”

“Of course, I can’t just let anyone leech off my own little sister loli.”

“Brother~”

“Mm~”

For some reason, my sister’s arms tightened. It hurt, and I felt a bit suffocated. What’s going on? Didn’t I make it?

“Brother’s computer desk has a sticker on it~”

Hearing those words, I broke into a cold sweat, my heart pounding violently.

“You actually drilled a hole in the desk, stuck a piece of paper over it, and covered it with a mouse pad to hide your secret~~”

“Sh-Sherlock Holmes!?” I couldn’t help but exclaim. How could she find that!

“BINGO, it’s your cute detective little sister~ But using such a troublesome method to hide something, and it’s exactly the size of a USB drive~”

“W-Well…”

“Nothing to explain, right? You actually deceived your cute little sister.”

Then, my foot was stomped hard. In pain, I slowly knelt down, and my sister walked in front of me, looking at me with a ‘kind’ expression.

“Brother~”

“Yes, Lady Sister.”

“So, do you want to eat first, bathe first, or be disciplined by me first?”

“Wait! I have something to say! Actually, in the USB drive…”

“Shut up! Don’t tell me the drive was full of loli stuff! I deleted it, and I even saw files tagged ‘big breasts’!”

GG, can’t win, can’t win.

(´-ι_-｀)

“So then, brother~~~”

“Don’t think you can escape by turning invisible~ No matter where you flee, I’ll always be your detective little sister.”

“Then, the discipline begins.”

The old driver crashed!!! Help!

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