제목 : 권요한 그만 사랑하는 법 구함
Seeking Advice: How to Stop Loving Kwon Yohan
Ever since UNI-Q announced their new male idol group, I’ve had my eye on this one member, who looked like he’d stepped right out of a classical painting… and lately, he’s truly come into his own. Honestly, at debut, he was so awkward it almost turned me off, haha. But seeing him now, it seems like he was just incredibly nervous back then, right? I mean, UNI-Q wouldn’t be crazy enough to debut someone who couldn’t do anything, would they? The crazy one is me for not recognizing his potential and wasting three months!
His personality is also totally my type—so languidly sexy and aloof, like a rich house cat, but with a touch of clumsiness too, sob. I’m in big trouble these days; I can’t focus on work because I’m too busy fangirling over him. I’ll probably get fired soon, lol.
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– So much animal-based flattery.
– Why are you picking a fight? T_T
– They mean it suits him really well.
– Nervous, huh? He was awkward even in the choreography videos, so what kind of nervousness was that, haha? And he’s not aloof; he just seems rude. He kept glaring at Doyoung in Star Room, and Doyoung only put up with it because he’s kind.
– Since when did Doyoung grow into someone who ‘puts up with’ things?
– Puts up with it because he’s kind, haha! Han Doyoung himself would probably find that hilarious.
– Is this a love confession or a diss?
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제목 : 막내 사랑받는 거 너무 조와ㅠㅠ
I Just Love Seeing Our Maknae So Loved T_T
Today’s Star Room Summary:
Which member does Seon want as a younger brother? – Yohan.
Who does Jihyuk think is HEX’s ‘entrance fairy’? – Yohan.
Doyoung’s young master? – Yohan.
I guess I’ve lost to HEX in terms of finding Yohan cute…
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– Isn’t there some fabrication mixed in here? LOLOLOLOL
– I’m pretty sure the question was, ‘[Which member is least helpful with dorm cleanliness?]’…
– Shhh, haha.
– It seems Seon surprisingly has a ‘hyung’ vibe, given that Seung-beom picked him as the member who listens to concerns well, haha.
– That, and Yohan gives off a maknae vibe that’s quite different from Seon’s, haha.
– Seon – the type of younger brother who’s quicker than me and nags / Yohan – a baby.
– Our fourth member… could he actually be like a little sister from a harem anime?
– OMG, that’s an infuriating interpretation, but it’s pretty accurate, which makes it even more infuriating.
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제목 : 권프들 유난떠는거 꼴보기싫다
I Can’t Stand Kwon-fans’ Over-the-Top Behavior
It’s laughable how they hype up someone who was so bad at debut you wondered how he even made it, just because he’s slightly better now. And those who insist he was always good must be delusional. I just wish all these recently joined fans could be filtered out of sight.
It was strange from the start how he wasn’t even part of the pre-debut lineup, then suddenly joined right before official debut. The way the company operates feels like a Chinese idol agency, haha… as if some high-up’s child got in and the team is being run to cater to them, constantly trying to please them, haha. The members calling him ‘young master’ doesn’t seem like a concept either.
Sehan should have been a member instead of him; because of all this, only Jihyuk is struggling, and I feel terribly sorry for him. Honestly, if you’ve been a fan since pre-debut, how could you possibly embrace Kwon Yohan? If being an idol just means standing on stage with a pretty face, then my friend could be an idol too.
He joined the team late, is the youngest, yet acts disrespectfully towards his older members, and I don’t understand why everyone finds that ‘cute.’ I just hope he realizes his limits soon and leaves the group ^^.
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– Still looking for Jung Sehan, who backstabbed the members to pursue acting.
– It was weird how Sehan, who isn’t the type to do such a thing, suddenly left, right? Wasn’t he forced out just to make a spot for him?
– Writer, I think you’ve watched too many dramas.
– Maybe he’s not rude, but just got closer? Before, he always sat alone in the waiting room, but in the latest behind-the-scenes video, he was playing and socializing quite well…
– Even in a post telling people not to be over-the-top, Kwon-fans still manage to come here and be over-the-top.
– I’m not a Kwon-fan, though.
– It’s true he was awkward initially, but isn’t it more than ‘a little better’? There are so many analysis videos coming out this time, haha. Trainers are saying a beginner suddenly returned as an expert! Isn’t this like a regression web novel, haha?
– That’s a forbidden remark on the 4-member support board. I’m reporting you.
– Let them be. They support 5 members, including Jung Sehan.
– If you don’t like it, just un-fan ^^ No matter how much you get worked up alone, the members are true friends with Kwon Yohan~
– I really don’t understand why people are causing fan division at a time like this.
– I’m curious about your friend’s face.
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제목 : 쉴드 치는 건 아닌데
Not That I’m Defending Him, But…
Regardless of what happened, he’s doing well now, and he’s not an outcast anymore, so the team is functioning smoothly, right? Isn’t that enough? Why are people so desperate to criticize him? When I saw him on variety shows during debut, he couldn’t blend in at all, and I even wondered if he was being bullied.
If he’s changed this noticeably, imagine how hard he must have worked. Instead of nitpicking and cursing him, I think it’s right to just support him.
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– For someone who said they weren’t defending him, you sure did a thorough job.
– It’s not exactly ‘functioning smoothly,’ haha;; He’s probably going to live a long life with all the curses he’s getting.
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김춘권 @hx2143145
What do you think about idols deep-kissing on public television?
HEX pairings, which were in a drought, are suddenly so sweet.
– You too…?
– Y-yeah… but what should their ship name be? HanKwon?
– HanKwon sounds like ‘a book’ in Korean. How about Doyo?
– Sounds like a sandpiper.
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됴됴 @DYODYO
Because he’s such a young master… *click-clack*
Because he’s such a young master… *click-clack*
Because he’s such a young master… *click-clack*
– Servant X Young Master, DobbangYohan works.
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추장추장 @SuncheonGO
But considering Yohan’s surge in popularity, only one ship is really taking off. He and Yoon have great visuals together, haha.
– I guess ChoiYoonChoi is just too major.
– Agreed.
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제목 : 소년만화도 아니고
This Isn’t Even a Shonen Manga
Byung-joo, where on earth did you learn this ‘swagger marketing’ strategy? Seriously, aren’t you going to properly educate the kids? It sends shivers down my spine. Other fandoms are already giving us so much grief, and thinking about how this will be endlessly rehashed in the future makes me want to quit being a fan.
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– Exactly, haha! My non-fan friend, who knows nothing about the industry, watched the broadcast and thought the kids were delinquents. She said their words were too harsh and scary T_T Ah… guys… as rookies, even if you’re a bit boring, if you just smile brightly and watch your words, you’ll do fine… was there really a need to be so ambitious on broadcast in this way?
– Why blame the kids? It’s something the company should have properly taught and warned them about… and the production team who aired those words without editing are even more to blame. What do young kids know?
– But to shield them like that… these kids are actually quite old for rookies, T_T. They’re all adults; they should be able to take responsibility for their own words.
– I get that it’s un-comfortable, but honestly, isn’t it not wrong? LOLOLOLOL. At debut, well… it was a ‘house robbery’ [easy win], right? There were no top-tier groups in the same week. What are we supposed to do if our kids were just uniquely dominant among mediocre ones? LOLOLOL. If you don’t like it, become top-tier yourselves~
– Grace was there, though.
– Are they top-tier? At best, they’re 1.5-tier, haha.
– Is this an intelligent anti? Hey, don’t divide groups like that; it’s so pointless and only gets the kids hated.
– Hey, our coordinates just got leaked to the next-door fandom. Ugh, why mention other idols?
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제목 : 권프인데 요즘 돌아 버릴 것 같아
I’m a Kwon-fan, and I Feel Like I’m Losing My Mind These Days
I don’t really know about all the pre-debut talk. I’m just a debut fan who stanned Yohan purely for his looks, and while everyone says he’s gotten better now, I bet all Kwon-fans are thinking similar things.
Photo cards, which used to be easy to hoard multiple copies of, are now hard to get. Well, I guess that’s a problem I can solve by being more diligent and spending more money, but… it feels like he doesn’t treat fans the way he used to T_T.
He used to come on live streams every two or three days if nothing else was going on, but he hasn’t turned one on at all this promotional period. He also doesn’t reply to Q-verse comments much… I just wish he’d go back to how he was before, even if he’s not perfect at other things. Suddenly, I’m losing the joy of fangirling. It’s gotten to the point where I’m thinking of selling all my photo cards while the market price is high and quitting T_T….
I like that his skills have improved and he’s showing a good side; how could I dislike that? And seeing him get along well with the members makes me happy. Sigh… T_T I don’t even know what I’m feeling. I wonder if I was less sincere than I thought.
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– I understand exactly what you mean; I have nothing to say… Hang in there… T_T
– This might be unrelated, but; don’t his recent selfies feel like they’re missing something, like a soul? I appreciate that he’s not using weird filters, but it doesn’t feel like he’s putting in the effort he used to. Speaking of photo card prices, if this continues, the prices of the cards already released feel like they’ll skyrocket rather than the upcoming ones;; Just frequently uploading any random photo isn’t enough…
– Huh? I actually prefer his recent ones; they’re less burdensome and more natural.
– Are you dense?
– Says you, lol.
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제목 : 0415 팬싸 후기
0415 Fansign Review
There’s been so much talk, so I went in feeling really worried, but to get straight to the point, it was very enjoyable and satisfying. You all were making such a fuss about Yohan having ‘dead fish eyes,’ so I ended up staring intently at his eyes, but ‘dead fish eyes,’ my foot! LOL, they held the universe; they were completely sparkling.
Ah, it’s true he wasn’t smiling as enthusiastically as before. I sensed a certain ‘delicate charm’ or ‘older brother vibe’ from him… You might wonder how ‘older brother vibe’ fits that face, but I think you’d have to experience it yourself to understand. I shared a personal concern, and he listened very seriously. I didn’t have much time to think, but he gave surprisingly practical and good advice, which shocked me after I’d said it. He’s not even a talkative person, haha! I snapped out of it to find myself saying, ‘Oh, really?’
He even handled the high-tension, overly enthusiastic fans like an impossibly sweet older brother playing with his younger sister. Since I went to see Yoon, it was fun just watching them. It felt like everyone was overwhelmed by his unexpected reactions, losing their minds, haha. And since my turn was last, everyone walked out like zombies, completely dazed.
If I had to pick one memorable moment:
– Another fan: “Yohan, my bias has changed.”
– Him: “Even so, you still came all this way to see me, so you still like me a little, right?”
– Another fan: (Seemed like they were trying to make a joke but were speechless and stuttered.)
– Him: “It’s a relief there’s still hope, then ^^.”
That person was practically sobbing, and the turn moved on without giving them time to recover, haha. I hadn’t been that interested in him before because he seemed so much like a baby, but suddenly, I’m intrigued. I’m looking forward to seeing this child in ten years.
During the short breaks, I noticed Doyoung, and it seems like he’s gotten really close with Seon, too, haha. And the reason I don’t have much to say about the other members is that there are already plenty of reviews from other people, so I didn’t feel the need to add more;; Without realizing it, I’ve become a Kwon Yohan solo stan. This fandom is really funny.
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– This is driving me crazy; please don’t give lines like a pure-hearted second male lead.
– All the ‘Yohan-moms’ who went to the fansign were crying, haha. They said their son looked like a man, haha. Is the Yohan Mothers’ Association dissolving like this?
– It’s not dissolving; it’s more like it’s become polyamorous?
– His image has definitely changed a lot; I understand why it’s polarizing.
– Can his lack of sincerity towards fans really be shielded like this? Don’t Kwon-fans feel secondhand embarrassment every time they try to manipulate public opinion by bringing up other members as their bias? Amazing, lol.
– Don’t you feel secondhand embarrassment when you twist everything like this and write a novel? T_T
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