Chapter 23: Introduction To Collimation

Huh♡ Guys, what am I holding with my fingers?

[Kkieeeeeek]

[God Autumn! King Autumn!]

[I will follow my lord forever, my lord]

[Yoooooo damn b*tch]

[f*ck! Mutiny! Fox!]

When the reaction reached its peak, I was about to take it out as it was when the thought suddenly occurred to me that I didn’t know the broadcasting regulations.

Since I had only watched every day and started broadcasting out of ignorance, I felt like I was going to bleed since I didn’t know anything about the regulations.

“Guys. Can I lower my age to 19?”

[Yes! Please! Hurry!]

[Ah == Triple Net’s parent company’s market cap is 9200 trillion ==]

[They eat foreign stuff, so most things are okay]

[You can have s*x if you lower your age to 19]

[National permission (mandatory)]

“I’m not joking, can you really broadcast s*x?”

[o o It’s real]

“I haven’t seen any of that on broadcast?”

[Jangle!]

[Military secret 1q2w3e donated 10,000 won]

[Information) Everything except criminal acts is possible]

“f*ck, does that make sense? We have something called law in our country.”

[Jangle!]

[Red Parade donated 100,000 won]

[Technically speaking, it shouldn’t be allowed, but the server is overseas so they can’t do anything about it. It’s famous for economic retaliation if you block a country.]

[They say we should sell our country, lol]

[Jangle!]

[Red Parade donated 100,000 won]

[The reason it’s not available in our country is simply because of the atmosphere. Since it’s a Confucian country, s*x broadcasts are treated as dirty and impure, so if you do that, you’ll get hit with rocks so they don’t do it. It’s okay.]

[The reality is that most countries are worse than one country’s companies, lol]

[Sometimes there are people who draw aggro, but because of our country’s Triple atmosphere, they leave.]

[In our country’s Triple atmosphere, that kind of thing is being regulated.]

“But don’t we have Triple Net awards ceremonies and festivals in our country?”

[Yeah, I just manage the server.]

[They only care about offline, but they control the server, so they can’t even punish them properly.]

“They can’t even punish them, so isn’t it normal for our country’s triple to become a complete mess?”

[They can do it because they have the authority, but they don’t pay attention]

[Our country’s trolls are particularly flirtatious]

[Yeah, they just roll with the flow, and if a problem gets worse, trolls get involved so there’s no problem]

[Midnight (9200 trillion) action (money)]

“Are you a f*cking thug? This is so ridiculous”

[Really ==]

[If there’s a problem, it’s because they don’t have enough “money”]

[Foreign troll channels are just porn when they get to 19 ==]

[Usually the total national assets are measured in units of 100 trillion, but if one company makes close to 100 trillion, if they move, they black logistics and there’s no answer]

[They almost ruined the country because they blocked the IP of ‘that country’ with a large population ==]

[Clang!]

[Red Parade donates 100,000 won]

[Who would do that when a female streamer is being pointed at for swearing once]

“I’m good at it, you piece of shit?”

[You’re the weird one]

“Anyway, Kyung and Jiral have nothing to do with us.”

“Isn’t what you care about this in my hand?”

[Kkieeeek]

[Kya, a wise answer]

[Yeouksi Mylord]

“Haha, do our babies want to see this?”

[E]

[Yes! Please Xianglian-ah]

[The f*ck, ain’t you taking it out?]

[Give me your eyes!]

I let go of the hand that was killing time.

[This f*cking bastard?]

[Ah, the headmaster’s teaching skills, damn it===]

[This is so heartbreaking, I’m going to lose]

“Guys, I said it wasn’t a problem, so I’ll show you something better.”

[Ah¬¬¬ I believed you, headmaster!]

[Catch that bastard, Neungji-hyung will punish you]

[Shall I kill you, Master?]

I lifted the end of the man-to-man shirt that I was holding with one hand a fingertip above the top of my dolphin pants to show him my white stomach.

[Crazy, crazy, crazy]

[Crazy, crazy, crazy]

He grabbed the end of his white sweatshirt with both fingers and shook it gently, pulling it up little by little so that his belly button was barely visible.

“Huh♡”

[f*ck, you’ve grown so much, take responsibility, you piece of shit]

[You’re a real fax]

“Does Ga-eul want to see my belly button?”

[Please please please please please please please please please please]

[Even your f*cking fingers are so pretty]

[My lord, please, bless me, My lord, please]

I moved closer to the camera so that my stomach could be seen.

Again, I lifted the hem of my white sweatshirt little by little, shaking my left hand a little bit and my right hand a little bit.

Every time I shook it, I slowly lifted it little by little, and as time passed, the area of my white stomach widened.

[I’m really f*cking desperate to get it]

[It’s so damn delicious, but it’s so slow, I think my stomach is going to flip]

As time passed, her slender waist became visible little by little and her belly button also became visible little by little.

I stopped shaking my fingers when I saw my pretty belly button slightly on top of my white stomach.

“Whew”

“[No, f*ck, teacher, please]

[I’m really in a hurry]”

“Ah!”

[f*cking boss!! I already used that]

[Jangle!]

[Military secret 1q2w3e donates 100,000 won]

[Please]

[Jangle!]

[Red Parade donates 3,000,000 won]

[You damn girl, please stop]

“Ahaha. Why are you investing in my belly button like this, teachers.”

“Does Ga-eul want to see my belly button that much?”

[Yes! f*cking f*cking yes!]

[f*cking yes!]

She moved her stopped hand again and slowly pulled up the hem of her white dress.

“Huh”

[Oh my ears are going to melt]

[What a damn damn vixen]

[You really are a cum thief]

The hand that was slowly pulling it up stopped when her white stomach and pretty belly button were revealed.

[Wow, how can a belly button be pretty]

[She’s really pretty]

[Her pale skin is freaking awesome]

[Look at her slim waist, she’s freaking pretty]

[I wish I could kiss her belly once]

After seeing the chat, she rubbed my belly with her palm once and touched it, then lightly patted my belly with her palm.

“Pfft. You guys look so horny. Do you want to kiss here?”

[f*cking f*ck yes!!]

[Please please please please please]

“You really want to kiss my nose?”

[It’s so vulgar to say that in such a sweet voice]

[I really acknowledge that she’s a teacher who knows a thing or two]

[I was blankly watching and really drooled. f*ck was so surprised that I wiped it away]

[This man died because his genitals burst from the extreme pleasure]

“What the heck is a genital? It’s called a d*ck, you idiot.”

“Is it classy to say penis in Chinese characters but embarrassing to say d*ck in Korean?”

“You good idiots, follow along with the teacher. Look at your d*ck.”

[D……step]

[You’re really crazy with no regards]

[Over 3,000 people, are you crazy?]

[Teacher, this is too difficult!]

“f*cking useless dicks.”

[Hehe, I like beatings too]

[Oh my gosh, I like this kind of thing]

“You idiots. Can’t you even stand them up, shake them, and piss?”

[Nuna, give me a smoke]

[Oh my gosh, I love this]

[f*ck, you’re progressing too fast]

As I continued to have a crazy conversation with the viewers, I felt the urge to smoke rising.

“Ah, I want a cigarette.”

[Nuna, what kind of cigarette do you smoke?]

“I’m gold.”

[=== Really smoke?]

[Why do you smoke such strong stuff]

“You real idiot, you’re smoking fake cigarettes.”

[You don’t manage your image]

“Your image is already shattered the moment you guys came to my room. Did you get a video of me? You’re shaking it and playing around.”

“I’ll be back, so stay still. Then I’ll give you a present when I get back.”

[Yes, have a nice day]

[Whoa, it’s sweet, but why is it so spicy?]

[What kind of present is it? I can’t wait]

[Clang!]

[Buttocks buttocks donates 5,000 won]

[Honey, have a good day]

After giving a snack to the screen, he grabbed his cigarettes and went outside.

Chick, tick

“Whew…”

“Hmm…. Is this the right thing?”

Parga told him to live happily.

It was fun to see himself changing as he leveled up ignorance.

It was fun when viewers reacted to even the smallest things about me while broadcasting.

It was fun to choose things at the grocery store.

It was fun to hear her babble while dressing him up.

It was also fun to see the kids rambling on about their belly buttons.

“…”

“It seems right because it’s fun.”

“Whew… Cigarettes taste good, damn it.”

As he absentmindedly smoked his cigarette, fatigue began to creep up on him.

For someone who spends his days off just sitting at home playing games, he was overly active.

He smoked a cigarette and went into his room.

“Guys, come out.”

[Give me a present!!]

[1]

[2]

[3]

“1 gave you a present, didn’t I?”

[???]

[Hey, that’s not it, is it?]

[4]

[]

[4]

“I’m the present, you little shits.”

[= aaaaaa You never miss a single prediction, teacher]

“Ebbari Seolpeup.”

[Kya, seeing the teacher’s tongue flickering makes me feel like I’m in San Diego]

[=]

“Raggedying.”

“Gentlemen, the Commander-in-Chief has decided to give you four gifts.”

The chat window is filled with laughter at hearing that there are four gifts.

It seems like they think I’m joking.

“Guys, do you want to open the big gift first, or the small gift first?”

[Was that really true?]

[T-pants! T-pants!]

[Please, a big one! A big one is coming!!!]

“A big one? By the way, it’s really good.”

[Oh shit, teacher, we believed him]

[Kya, this is our master]

These friends change in an instant with just one word from me.

[You can see everything from his stomach to his legs, it looks like he’s not wearing pants. His thighs are really pretty, I want to lick them]

I grabbed the hem of his white clothes with one hand and slowly pulled them up to my belly button.

[++ I love it so much]

[Look at that slim waist, it’s so artistic]

[Plus, your pale skin is a f*cking point]

“Huh Do you guys like it already?”

[Yes f*cking yes!! I f*cking love it]

“Ga-eul wants to kiss my belly button?”

[Really f*cking f*cking wanting it so bad]

[That f*cking way of asking is really f*cking annoying]

[Please please please please just once]

“By the way, does my body smell like peaches?”

“Ga-eul wants to kiss my soft belly while sniffing my belly button?”

“Pheuheu”

[Oh f*cking, are you a crazy slut or a vixen?]

[I think this f*cking slut is going to go crazy]

[I know how f*cking cute it is]

I carefully moved my hand that was pulling up my clothes behind my back little by little, making sure that the clothes didn’t fall down.

I put my hand behind my back so that my belly button and waist were visible, grabbed my clothes, and gently pulled them in place.

I pushed the webcam with my remaining arm and slowly pushed it up until my chest was visible.

[Oh my, your hair is pink? The color is so pretty]

[That white sweatshirt is so pretty, what color is that from?]

[It doesn’t look like it was dyed, but how can such a clear light pink be dyed?]

[You said it smelled like peaches, but didn’t you put peach in your hair?]

He pushed away the webcam and slightly picked up the clothes on his waist with his free hand.

[f*ck, is that a big thing?]

[f*ck, it looks like an oversized fit, but how big is it if it sticks out that much?]

[It looks big, but you can’t tell because of the clothes]

“Do you know what this is?”

“Something big is coming.”