Enovels

The Goddess’s Furious Barbecue

Chapter 251,160 words10 min read

Subtitle: The Friction of Souls and Wills?

“Buzz—boom… boom boom…” In this forest, shockwaves continuously erupted, accompanied by blinding flashes of light that incinerated everything.

Qiweiya was engaged in a fierce exchange with four individuals clad in dark golden attire, reminiscent of FFF團 uniforms. They continuously bombarded each other with semi-materialized elemental attacks, turning the battlefield into a canvas where explosions were the ultimate art form!

Around Qiweiya, seven-colored elemental lights surged, trailing brilliant tails as they ceaselessly collided with the four individuals’ magic.

The earth’s crust trembled, trees were annihilated, and a suffocating amount of energy practically solidified in the air. Anyone below the God-tier would undoubtedly explode from the sheer overload of energy in such an environment.

Qiweiya wielded the seven elements with remarkable mastery, watching with a serene expression as the four tirelessly sweating Intermediate God-tier powerhouses.

“Hey, how about we take a tea break and then continue fighting? You’ve been at it for so long, aren’t you tired? I’m already bored~ Wouldn’t it be wonderful if we could amicably sip some tea, chat, and discuss our life’s ideals?”

One of the individuals responded with a resolute expression. “Idiotic goddess! Don’t think that tone will change the fact you’re practically exhausted! Your attacks are growing weaker; we can feel it!”

Qiweiya’s lungs felt like they would explode from anger. “Hey! Are you trying to die? I swear, you’re disgusting me to death! One batch of God-tiers dies, and another immediately appears! Are you a wholesale market? As a god myself, I’m genuinely surprised God-tiers have become so worthless. Are they just… common now?”

The shortest of them spoke. “Haven’t you realized yet? Our auras are identical. This is our organization’s cloning technology! Bodies created through hyper-dimensional technology, based on the principle of energy conservation and equivalent exchange. As long as even a single piece of our tissue remains, we are infinite!”

Qiweiya tore open the void, swallowing a stray attack. “You’re right, you’re clones, but the cost of creating a God-tier is definitely not low! Your people must be practically eating dirt to survive by now, right?”

“And another thing! I’ve been wanting to complain about how idle you groups of transmigrators are! All you do is think about slaying gods and slaughtering demons! You’ve made the Demon Realm utterly fed up!”

“Don’t you know you’re causing me immense trouble? You never accomplish anything significant, yet you constantly stir up these petty annoyances! Aren’t you just purely disgusting people? I don’t even have a reason to judge you anymore!”

“If you have so much energy, I can send you to fight the Void race! Don’t you know how hard we Origin Gods work every day, guarding against those abominations sharpening their blades beyond the world? My eyes are constantly assaulted by those grotesque creatures…”

The four individuals exchanged an awkward glance. It seemed they weren’t entirely ignorant of Qiweiya’s words. However, with their superiors being utterly insane, they were helpless, especially when their very lives were in their hands.

They couldn’t just die, turning themselves into human bombs for the organization’s amusement, sacrificing their lives for others’ pleasure, could they? Don’t be foolish! They had only just been ‘born’ and hadn’t yet savored enough of life’s myriad experiences!

As if reaching a silent consensus, their attacks grew even fiercer. Qiweiya’s face displayed utter disbelief. “What the hell! You’re actually getting addicted to this fight!”

“Believe it or not, I can unleash a Genesis event right now, burying this forest and all of you with it! My three thousand Heavenly City Guards are already targeting you. If you don’t want to end up braised, then lay down your weapons and achieve Buddhahood on the spot~ Otherwise, prepare for a barbecue!”

A chill ran down the spines of the four. Even as clones, they had no desire to be turned into barbecue, especially in such a bizarre manner.

Qiweiya grinned triumphantly at the four who had ceased their movements. “After all that talk, aren’t you still afraid of death~”

As she spoke, she ran over and patted their faces. “That’s what you get for showing off… I told you to stop showing off~ Can’t act tough now, can you!”

Then, she wiggled her behind. “Come on~ hit me~ just try it!”

“Slap!” Qiweiya stared stiffly at the hand pressed against her backside… Silence…

“Waaah! Not even I have touched my own backside! And you actually hit it! You’re dead, I tell you! Now, prepare for the ‘whoosh’ of pleasure from three thousand City Guards! Orbital platforms, prepare!”

Giant orbital weapons in outer space rotated, aiming towards Qiweiya’s location. “5… 4… 3… 2… 1… Fire!”

At Qiweiya’s command, countless dense, ethereal blue light beams simultaneously shot towards the area. They slammed into the four individuals, whose faces displayed expressions of utter shock, giving them an experience even more novel than blocking a cannon with their faces!

It was a Full~Body~Cannon~Roast!

Just thinking about it was somewhat ludicrous… assuming one was a masochist~ As for how ‘refreshing’ it truly was, Qiweiya, as one of the affected parties, would tell you that anyone who wanted to defy heaven like that was absolutely brain-damaged and a severe masochist! Damn it, if anyone wants to play this ‘game’ again, this old lady is absolutely not joining them!

A grumbling Qiweiya, rubbing her face, crawled out from the fiery red magma. “Now *that’s* what I call an eyesore… I could probably develop Fiery Golden Eyes after this. Eight hundred artillerymen ‘whooshing’ the North Slope, it’s utterly insane! With three thousand of them like this, how could they not be overwhelmed and exhausted?”

As she spoke, she flipped a middle finger towards the spot where the four individuals had been. “That’s for constantly harassing me~ Now you’re so blasted there’s not even a speck left, hahaha!”

A shiver ran down Qiweiya’s spine, causing her hairs to stand on end. She instantly executed a spatiotemporal shift, reappearing hundreds of miles away in mid-air.

The space at her previous location first twisted, then expanded, repeating this cycle. Following this, a scene akin to a spatial quake unfolded as a pitch-black sphere suddenly expanded!

“Holy crap! Don’t tell me Kurumi Tokisaki is going to appear? It better not be Miku; I don’t want to get ‘trapped’… Just thinking about ‘Aishiteru’ is enough… A personal experience? I’m not crazy.”

The sphere shrank, and a white fragment, faintly shimmering with golden light, fell out! Qiweiya’s pupils contracted. She instantly appeared and caught the fragment, muttering in disbelief, “How is this possible… This… isn’t this Veto’s divine soul fragment! Why would it appear here, accompanied by a spatial quake! Could it be…”

Golden decree runes flickered faintly in Qiweiya’s originally ice-blue pupils as she clenched her fists. “I hope you transmigrators don’t do anything to drive me insane… If you do, I won’t hesitate to disregard any sense of kinship! Anyone who dares to harm those around me will face nothing but death…”

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