Chapter 26: The Manager is Great

Putting aside thoughts about naked masturbation for a moment, it was time to play League of Legends.

There’s no game as fun as this for streaming, and I was enjoying League of Legends myself.

“I’m going to play top, but… there aren’t really any interesting champions.”

In the top lane, all sorts of champions frequently appear.

Compared to other lanes, the variety of champions to choose from is wider, but right now, there wasn’t a champion that caught my interest.

As I absentmindedly fiddled with the champions, I saw a message pop up in the chat.

[Omniscient Cthulhu: Let’s just roll random.]

[Omniscient Cthulhu: I feel like we’ll win no matter what we play anyway.]

[Hwanhee: Given how things have been going so far.]

[Hwanhee: You’re not here for your skills, so you’ll win no matter what.]

[That’s true, haha.]

[Let’s go random.]

A decent suggestion appeared in the chat.

The idea was to play the game by rolling for a random champion.

Of course, it could be a nuisance for the team.

But—

‘As long as we win, right?’

We could have fun and get a victory at the same time.

“Then I guess we’ll play one with random champions.”

[Omniscient Cthulhu: You’re really going to do this, haha.]

[But isn’t it a bit of a nuisance for the team?]

[It is a nuisance, but what can you do? Haha. As long as we win.]

[LOL]

[Kang Hoomin: If we win, it’s not a nuisance.]

[Please let it be top Umi, please let it be top Umi, please let it be top Umi, please let it be top Umi, please let it be top Umi.]

[If it’s top Umi, we need to redo it, damn it, haha.]

From what the viewers were saying, it seemed they wanted Umi as the champion.

Since I was still a newbie at League of Legends and didn’t know all the champions well, I still knew that Umi was a champion specialized in supporting the AD carry.

If the AD carry failed, she would switch to the jungle; if the jungle failed, she’d go mid; if mid failed, she’d go top.

You could say she had the habit of switching masters like a lord.

“I hope I get something a bit more fun.”

Personally, I wished for a champion that would be enjoyable.

Performance didn’t have to be great.

Just then, it was finally my turn to pick a champion.

“Shall we go with the first one that comes up?”

[Omniscient Cthulhu: 0]

[Omniscient Cthulhu: LOL]

[Isn’t the rule to roll several times for a random pick?]

[That’s super boring.]

[Hwanhee: Definitely go with the first one that comes up, haha.]

[Kang Hoomin: I hope it’s something fun.]

[I can’t wait to see how fun it’ll be, downvote if it’s boring, haha.]

[Rolling several times is just lame.]

[I think Amumu could be fun too.]

[Who plays top Amumu?]

Taking a deep breath, I clicked.

Click.

I pressed the button to randomly select a champion.

Then, a champion appeared before my eyes.

“What the hell is this hideous champion…?”

It had an extremely grotesque appearance.

It wasn’t that it didn’t have a human form.

In fact, it was a perfect human form, which was the problem.

[Wow, nice body.]

[Omniscient Cthulhu: Wow, abs.]

[Omniscient Cthulhu: This is crazy.]

[Hwanhee: This body is really something.]

[Kang Hoomin: I want to grab those abs and seriously make a baby.]

[Indeed, low-level lust is a strong review, haha.]

[Damn, can someone ban that kind of chat?]

[They say it’s a likable tonic, so they won’t ban it~]

[Likable tonic is acknowledged, haha.]

To briefly describe the appearance of the champion in front of me, it was a muscular man.

And quite handsome too.

But that wasn’t the problem right now.

He was wearing a crop top that only slightly revealed his belly button, not completely naked.

“Why is he wearing that kind of outfit? He might as well just be completely naked.”

[Hmm, Sonic showing his belly button is a fetish, that’s true.]

[Wow, look at that tank of sperm.]

You have been temporarily banned!

[What the hell does that mean?]

[Omniscient Cthulhu: Please, someone manage this.]

[Omniscient Cthulhu: Why is the chat so dirty?]

[Info: Only the streamer can manage the chat.]

[Hwanhee: Come on, manage the chat.]

[Ah~ it’s so annoying~ Ah~ it’s so annoying~ Ah~ it’s so annoying~ Ah~ it’s so annoying~ Ah~ it’s so annoying~ Ah~ it’s so annoying~]

Right now, whether it’s the game or anything else, there was someone constantly typing strange things in the chat.

While I could manage it now, it was hard to keep track during the game.

Just then, a good idea popped into my mind.

I slowly initiated the conversation.

“Cthulhu, do you like swordsmanship?”

[Omniscient Cthulhu:?]

[Omniscient Cthulhu: What’s with the sudden swordsmanship?]

I was wondering if he would respond, and Cthulhu replied right away.

I thought it was very commendable, so I continued.

“There are many swords in the world, but I like swords made of silver the most.”

[Omniscient Cthulhu: So what?]

[Omniscient Cthulhu: Why did you say that?]

[Omniscient Cthulhu: I’m curious, damn it.]

Cthulhu, who was just curious, was perfectly caught in my plan.

“So, now it’s your turn to receive the silver sword.”

As I said this, I bestowed the title of manager upon Cthulhu.

Then a small emoticon appeared in front of Cthulhu.

[Omniscient Cthulhu: What is this?]

[Omniscient Cthulhu: Seriously, stop messing around.]

[Omniscient Cthulhu: This is ridiculous.]

It was a silver dagger.

The emoticon hinted that Cthulhu had become a “manager.”

“Alright, everyone give a round of applause.”

This was truly something to celebrate.

[Hwanhee: Wow, a manager haha.]

[Hwanhee: Really congratulations haha.]

[Kang Hoomin: I’m so jealous of the manager.]

[Kang Hoomin: I wanted to do it too.]

[Kang Hoomin: It’s long-lasting~]

[Indeed, sarcasm is strong haha.]

[But if he’s a likable tonic, he might really want to say that.]

It was the first manager since the stream began.

The responsibility was likely to be quite heavy.

So, I said something encouraging.

“After all, nothing will change just by denying reality, so let’s work hard.”

[Omniscient Cthulhu: Dude.]

[Omniscient Cthulhu: Are you really going to die?]

[Omniscient Cthulhu: What kind of person are you? Haha.]

[How happy must he be to not be able to speak?]

[Omniscient Cthulhu <<< If you support me, give me a thumbs up haha.]

[Manager, I’m always cheering for you ^^]

[Hwanhee: The silver sword looks really cool, doesn’t it?]

[Hwanhee: I want to wear it too, haha.]

[Omniscient Cthulhu: Oh.]

[Omniscient Cthulhu: Okay, just a moment.]

And a little while later.

[Hwanhee: What do you mean, just a moment?]

[Hwanhee:?]

[Hwanhee: ???????????]

Hwanhee became a manager.

Ah, right.

I don’t know much about Twitch, but I heard that the same manager has the authority to temporarily appoint another manager.

It seems he used that power.

[Haha.]

[Are they doing a skit?]

[This is so funny haha.]

[If suddenly the likable tonic goes quiet, give a thumbs up haha.]

[Kang Hoomin <<< Where did that guy go? haha.]

※ Hwanhee: No, but this is.]

[Hwanhee: Is this for real?]

[Hwanhee: How did that guy give me the manager role??]

[Have you only been on Twitch for a day or two?]

[It’s possible for a manager to give another manager the role haha.]

“What? Workers multiplying now?”

If I had this ability in StarCraft, I might’ve made it big.

I thought about that as I focused on the game.

“Alright, the manager has been decided. Now let’s focus on the game. I need to figure out this guy’s skills first.”

[You don’t even know Sonic’s skills?]

[Hwanhee: You can just look up Sonic’s skills on the internet.]

[Omniscient Cthulhu: What if you search and it doesn’t show up?]

[Omniscient Cthulhu: That’s not an internet game then, right?]

[Lol.]

[Once again, Cthulhu speaks the truth haha.]

[But seriously, where did Kang Hoomin go?]

[Hoomin is missed.]

[It’s so funny that he suddenly stopped chatting haha.]

“Alright, I think we’ve got enough managers, let’s not add any more.”

I said that because there was a chance they would keep increasing the number of managers as a joke.

Hopefully, this would stop them from appointing each other as managers just for fun.

[Hwanhee: Damn, seriously haha.]

[Hwanhee: Feels like I ate crap walking down the street.]

[Guess you’ve tried it before haha.]

[As expected, eating crap is the average for Twitch managers haha.]

Users like that exist everywhere, huh?

You have been temporarily removed!

[Hwanhee: Oh.]

[Hwanhee: So, this is how you temporarily remove someone.]

“Yeah, make sure you work hard as the manager.”

Glancing at the likable tonic who figured out how to manage, I started reading through the skills of the champion I was supposed to play.

Sonic.

“What? A support champion?”

It was a support champion that helped the team.


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Dawnless
3 months ago

Thanks for the chapter