Enovels

Guild War Shenanigans and Deathmatch Prep

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At first, Myth guildies swarmed, fighting back, but they couldn’t overcome the gear gap and dropped.
Later, they’d teleport away on sight.
Did I let them go?

Hell no.
I canceled their teleports with trade requests and beat them down.
For those who blocked trades, I sent duel requests to cancel.
Some accepted duels, so I kindly obliterated them in the arena.

[Guild/PotteryMaster: Post up calling our guild toxic lolol They say we’re mannerless and hacking lolol SoonToDie’s listed as a hacker lolol What’d you do? lol]

[Guild/Beta: They started it lolol Now they’re whining cause they’re scared ;]

[Guild/OneHitForTheLord: Should I stir up backlash?]

[Guild/PotteryMaster: lolol It’s already blowing back.]

[Guild/OneHitForTheLord: I recorded them ganking me. And rushing after the war started.]

[Guild/OneHitForTheLord: But what’s the hack? SoonToDie’s not a hacker.]

[Guild/DontOrderMe: Long story.]

[Guild/DontOrderMe: KoreanF9 used a stun bug first. Old shared skill bug from beta. Beta probably knows.]

[Guild/Beta: That’s still around??? They don’t fix bugs and just rake in cash?]

I checked the boards.
They claimed they declared a fair war, but I hacked and played dirty.
Oh, I’ve got plenty to say.
Squinting, I read the post and, for the first time, wrote on the incident board.
How do I make this sound good?

[Incident Board] Guild War Hack

Author: DontOrderMe

First time posting here since they’re saying I hacked.

Never posted here, so bear with the messiness.

(bugplay.mp4)

Original video’s longer, but I clipped the part they’re calling a hack.

Myth guildie KoreanF9 used a bug first.

At 2:27, I get stunned without being hit, and the stun lasts longer than skill stuns.

This is a bug from *Freesia*’s early days.

A stun bug triggered by specific keys. Beta players probably heard of it.

From 3:14, I used the same bug.

I knew about it but didn’t use it until they did.
Get beat by a bug user and just take it?
I’m not that soft ;
Already pissed from enhancement fails, why should I sit still after they start it?
Easter, got a problem? Settle it in-game.

(Comments: 133)

The post’s impact was huge.
Didn’t check comments—guildmates’ reactions were enough.

[Guild/PotteryMaster: “Got a problem, rap it” lolololol]

[Guild/Beta: Sooo satisfying ^^]

[Guild/OneHitForTheLord: Saw the notice?]

[Guild/OneHitForTheLord: Guild war’s getting patched, and the stun bug’s getting fixed.]

About time.
Nodding at the dev’s rare quick response, a whisper came from an unexpected name.
Seeing it, I scratched my ear and flipped the bird—pointless, but still.

[Whisper/Easter>DontOrderMe: Let’s talk.]

His casual tone made me scowl.
Even back in Myth, I hated this.
Talking down to me for being younger—same old Easter.

“Annoying.”

No attachment to the old guild, just irritation.
We got a heads-up about the war, but “soon” became “now.”
They declared it cockily, so who wouldn’t be pissed?
And now he’s whispering privately because they’re losing?

“Ugh, old-man vibes.”

Petty as hell.

(4)

Ignoring the whisper, I opened settings and blocked all whispers.
No more messages.
I remembered chatting with guildmates via whispers, but they’d understand if I explained in guild chat.

[Guild/DontOrderMe: Got a whisper from Myth’s GM, so I blocked all.]

[Guild/DontOrderMe: Knowing him, he’d use an alt to whisper.]

[Guild/Beta: lolol So petty ^^;]

[Guild/PotteryMaster: Old and still like that? lol ^^]

[Guild/Beta: Right? ^^]

[Guild/Beta: Let’s crush them till the war ends, so they never try again ^^]

Love that.
I was about to hunt a Myth guildie I spotted.
Grinning, I rushed and beat down a lone Myth player grinding.
They typed something, but I didn’t care.

[Guild/PotteryMaster: Easter whispered you too? lolol Like a clingy ex texting at 3 AM ;]

[Guild/Beta: He hit me up too lolol Ignored him, and he went off. Got screenshots.]

[Guild/Beta: Said his big guild can’t lose to our tiny one.]

[Guild/Beta: Big guild got owned by a newbie guild lololol]

[Guild/OneHitForTheLord: Don’t be too harsh; his IQ’s amoeba-level. Just a bad cell split.]

[Guild/PotteryMaster: lololol Easter’s fault for bad cell splitting ; Should’ve been born better ㅎ]

[Guild/Beta: Doesn’t even know the basics… Not academy-IQ level ^^;]

He milked every perk as guild master.
Trash control, still hogging a main raid spot?
Ridiculous.
His skill tree was so bad, he missed every efficient skill—a legendary fail.
Why’d he get perks?
First, money.
Second, money.
Third, money.
Also, age—he’s a real boomer, not a concept.

[Guild/Beta: He’s spamming me cause you blocked him???]

[Guild/Beta: Wants a 1v1 deathmatch lolol]

[Guild/Beta: With SoonToDie lolol What’s his confidence?]

[Guild/DontOrderMe: Betting he’s throwing cash at it. He’s got nothing but money.]

[Guild/OneHitForTheLord: You taking it?]

My fingers froze.
What’s there to ask?

[Guild/DontOrderMe: Set the date. I’ll show this zone’s maniac who’s boss.]

If an old guy’s still immature, a few in-game hits are fine, right?
Act like an adult to be treated like one.
If he keeps this up?
Give up.
No dealing with hopeless cases.
Not wanting to talk 1v1 with Easter, I asked Beta to mediate.
She happily agreed, saying it’s perfect.

[Guild/Beta: I’m doing this much, don’t lose ;]

[Guild/Beta: You owe me, pay up ㅎㅎ]

[Guild/DontOrderMe: Noted ;]

Deathmatch set for tomorrow, 8 PM.
Spectators allowed to prevent bugs or hacks.
Why not today?
To give me prep time, he said.
I don’t need that—let’s go now.
But my non-weapon gear needed enhancing, so I agreed and unblocked whispers.

[Enhancement Failed.]

Sighing at fails past +3, I regretted rushing.
Bad rates aside, my enhancement luck sucks.
Should I sacrifice something?
Checking my inventory for fodder gear, a whisper came from PatchNote.

[Whisper/PatchNote>DontOrderMe: Can I try?]

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