I, Ye Hao, Have Real Kung Fu!

“Hao Hao~ Hao Hao~ smack~”

Seeing that Ye Hao wasn’t resisting anymore, Luo Yao gradually got bolder.

On the surface she acted normal, but every now and then she would sneak a kiss onto Ye Hao’s cheek.

At first, Ye Hao was still a bit resistant.

But along the way, kiss after kiss, over and over again, he eventually didn’t even feel like fighting back.

But…

If you’re going to kiss me, at least wipe your drool, okay, sis…

“Enough, aren’t you embarrassed? Everyone is watching us.”

To be honest, a man shouldn’t care too much about society’s gaze.

But he should care about the people holding sickles and torches.

“Ah~ but in my eyes, I only see Hao Hao~”

Sister, I beg you, please spare me!

I am still just a child!

You can’t do this!

The moment he stepped into the aquarium, Ye Hao felt himself relax completely.

No more judging eyes.

No more whispering and pointing.

If only Yao Yao-jie could behave a little more, that would be perfect.

“Hao Hao, look, there’s a seal in the tank! Just like you~”

A seal…

At first glance it was cute and kind of dopey.

But how in the world was Ye Hao like a seal?!

“Jie, I’m not a seal.”

Watching Luo Yao act like a child, Ye Hao instantly understood what it felt like when she used to take him out shopping.

This was hell!

He had a headache already.

“Jie, can you behave a little? You’re a grown adult.”

Ever since they left the house, Ye Hao felt something was off about her.

The further they walked, the more wrong it got.

Eventually she just stopped acting like a person altogether.

She was acting like a child.

Honestly, even Yuan Yuan might be more mature than Luo Yao, though she was older than him.

“No. I want to be naughty~”

What do you do with an unruly older sister?

First, you can’t hit her.

If you do, she’ll stop moving entirely.

Second, you can’t scold her.

Dinner depends on her.

Third—and most important—she is his sister.

Not blood related, but just as close.

Think.

Think.

What do I do now?

It was over.

Ye Hao’s years of life experience were a blank page.

He had absolutely no idea what to do.

So difficult.

More difficult than ascending to the heavens.

His life experience was empty.

Making girls happy… sigh…

It’s not that he couldn’t.

He just forgot how.

He used to be a handsome, charming young man.

But life had crushed him.

Instead of coaxing women, why not read more textbooks?

If nothing else, memorizing 3,500 exam vocabulary words was much more useful.

Of course it was.

Women were trouble.

But now there was a woman right in front of him.

How was he supposed to handle her?

Urgently requesting help.

“Hao Hao, there’s a show over there! Quick! Let’s go see!”

Seeing the sea lion show beginning ahead, Luo Yao ran off like a wild horse.

Ye Hao: …

Jie… you forgot about me!

You forgot I exist!!

Seeing her run happily like a child, Ye Hao couldn’t even bring himself to blame her.

Fine…

Who told this forever-child to be his sister?

Luo Yao rushed into the crowd, not realizing she had left Ye Hao behind.

“Oh oh oh! The sea lion is so cute! Right, Hao Hao? Hao Hao? Eh?! Hao Hao?!”

Sitting down, she looked around but couldn’t find him anywhere.

“Oh no. I lost Hao Hao.”

Just as she was about to get up to search, two sleazy men who had been watching the two of them all this time suddenly appeared beside her.

“Well now, beauty, all alone? Want us to keep you company?”

“Who are you…”

Seeing them approach, Luo Yao immediately prepared to fight.

She hadn’t trained recently, but taking down two trash like this would still be easy.

“Us? We’re men, of course. Want to see? Guarantee thicker and bigger than your little boyfriend, hahaha.”

“Psychos. Get lost.”

She flung the tall man’s hand away and walked off.

“Oh? She’s got a temper. I like that.”

“Follow her.”

Once they reached a quiet area behind the stage, Luo Yao glanced sideways to confirm the two were still following.

“Alright. Say it. How do you want to die?”

She turned and looked at them with her cold, death-staring eyes.

Just then, Ye Hao finally arrived and immediately spotted her surrounded by the two men.

“You’ve got to be kidding me…”

He was stunned.

You dare provoke this tigress?

Do you not value your lives?

But seeing her wearing a skirt and sandals today, Ye Hao understood.

It wasn’t that she couldn’t fight.

It was just inconvenient to fight like this.

“Haah… Guess it’s my turn…”

He loosened his shoulders and walked up behind them.

“Hey. What do you think you’re doing?”

“Hao Hao!”

The two men saw Ye Hao—just a slim student.

They smirked.

“You? Trying to play hero? Spare us. We’ll beat you up too.”

Ye Hao: ???

Beat me?

They clearly just stepped into street life and still thought they were big shots.

“Funny. Because today I am here to play hero. Yao Yao-jie, hold on. I’ll take care of these two idiots.”

“Trying to act tough? You’re just a student. Get lost.”

Hearing the man’s arrogant tone, Ye Hao didn’t get scared.

He laughed.

“What the hell are you laughing at!?”

The two rolled up their sleeves.

“Listen up kid. Don’t try to be a hero.”

The tall one threw a punch.

Ye Hao calmly redirected the force, then delivered a light-looking punch directly to the man’s chest.

THUD.

The tall guy immediately dropped to his knees clutching his chest.

He felt like all his organs shifted.

Cold sweat poured out.

“Bro! Bro are you okay?! Bro!”

Seeing him fall in one hit, the other man glared at Ye Hao, pulled out a utility knife, and ran toward Luo Yao.

“Shit! Yao Yao-jie! Watch out!”

This bastard.

Losing, so now he plays dirty?

Touch Luo Yao?

Just try it.

If you lay even a single hair on her, I swear I’ll break your legs and mail you to Africa.

Ye Hao pulled a toothpick from his pocket.

His eyes sharpened.

“Go to hell.”

The toothpick flew straight into the man’s hand.

“Aah!!”

Perfect hit.

While he screamed, Ye Hao punched him directly in the spine.

A crisp crack could be heard.

“Whew… scared me. Yao Yao-jie, you okay?”

Ye Hao wiped his palms and grabbed her hand.

He was really shaken.

He thought the knife was aimed at him—never expected it was aimed at her.

“I’m… I’m fine…”

She had originally planned to fight herself.

Even in a skirt she could handle two street punks.

But Ye Hao descending like a hero…

To her, that was real martial arts.

“Let’s go. If someone sees this, it’ll be trouble. I crippled them. They’re completely done.”

“This… Hao Hao, wasn’t that a bit…”

She saw clearly—Ye Hao’s skill was far beyond any self-defense classes she had taken.

“Heh. They dared lay hands on my Yao Yao-jie. Touch her, and it’s like touching a tiger’s tail.”

Walking side by side, Ye Hao clenched his left fist lightly.

The muscles under his jacket formed perfect lines.

After they left talking and laughing, several figures rose from the audience seats.

They checked the two collapsed men.

The leader gestured.

They dragged both away.

“Bag them. Hurry up. Get it done.”

The tone made it sound like this was nothing new.

Two black bags slowly zipped shut.

Meanwhile, Luo Yao was fully wrapped around Ye Hao again, whining and waiting to be fed dessert.

But Ye Hao was covered in goosebumps, shivering for no reason.

“You two… are a couple?”

“Ah, we—”

Ye Hao was about to say no, but Luo Yao immediately shoved cake into his mouth.

“Yes. He’s my boyfriend. I love him the most.”

She rubbed her cheek against his.

The waiter: …

Why did I have to witness this public affection…

I only asked if you were a couple for the discount…

Why feed me dog food…

Biting back tears, the waiter forced a professional smile and handed a coupon.

“Couples get discounts here~”

“Really? Hao Hao, look, a coupon. Should we order another heart-shaped cake?”

The waiter wanted to flip a table.

But couldn’t.

So angry.