A Sunday of Mind Reading

Sunday.

It was the craziest day for people, and also the most reluctant to let go. So on this day, the streets were definitely packed, and staying home was the best option. But even though it was a Sunday perfect for staying in, now I just wished it would pass quickly.

“Where to go on a date with hubby today~~”

“Great, I have the house to myself today, can rest for a whole day.”

“Hahaha! Ignorant humans! They don’t even know the dangers lurking in this world, only I can save them!”

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Ah! Headache!!! So this is why I didn’t really like the mind-reading ability. It indiscriminately read people’s minds within a ten-meter radius. I’d have to hide in the mountains to escape! And the scariest part wasn’t even this… A chuunibyou was nothing. The scariest was…

“Brother, brother, brother, brother…”

That’s what gave me goosebumps! And now!

I sat on the bed, looking at my soundly sleeping sister beside me, helplessly covering my face.

Last night, she had said she wanted to sleep with me. Of course, I refused at first, but refusal meant being ‘trained,’ and I couldn’t bear the humiliation, so I agreed.

Really, it wasn’t that I wanted to sleep with her. Really! I stole a glance. Ah, she really did look cute when sleeping~ That pudding-like soft face, the cute pink pajamas wrapped around her tender, soft body, the…

Stay calm, Huaimo. If she woke up now and read my mind too, it would be awkward.

I got up. The surging thoughts began to flood into my mind again. Hiss, I really didn’t like this ability. My head was definitely going to explode today.

“Good morning, brother.” I turned around. My drowsy sister had opened her eyes, looking at me with those pure, flawless blue orbs. Her pajamas were slightly puffed up, adding an extra allure.

Indeed… pure heart, no distractions. Form is emptiness, emptiness is form. La la la. Whoa, I almost started thinking nonsense.

“Hmm, today’s ability is mind-reading.” My sister looked at me with starry eyes, muttering, “Like this, brother, would you have any H thoughts about me?”

*(Excited, excited. Come on, brother, expose your dirty thoughts in my mind without reservation.)*

She drooled like a kitten, lying on the bed, occasionally throwing me a wink.

“Meow, meow, brother, face your true heart. Pour your anger onto your little sister.”

Seeing no special reaction from me, she slowly jumped off the bed and crawled toward me like a spoiled cat, gradually closing in. Cold sweat dripped from my forehead as I retreated step by step.

*(Hey, even after all this teasing, brother’s heart still has no improper thoughts~~)*

Hmph, my heart was filled with only the four big words ‘Form is Emptiness.’ How could a little girl like you bring me down?

“Forget it, let’s have breakfast.” My sister suddenly stood up, walked with small steps to the door, and stopped.

Why did she stop? Could there be something fishy!

“I’m hugging you!!!” She suddenly turned, leaped with her little feet, and with a ‘poof’ hugged me, pressing her flat chest against me, and sweetly rubbed her face against my chest.

Quick, Huaimo, use that! Yes, sage mode! Ancient poems, politics, history—recite anything in your mind!!!

“Tch, brother is no fun. Fine, let’s eat.”

She pouted with an unhappy expression and walked out the door. Phew, my sage mode had thwarted her scheme! With all this scheming, no wonder I hated mind-reading. Instead of reducing it, having the ability increased the scheming! Every wave was a three-hundred move battle, absolutely thrilling and bad for the heart.

**At the dining table.**

“Here, brother, ah~” My sister scooped up a spoonful of hot soup, blew on it with her small mouth, and brought it to my lips.

“Oh my, you siblings have such a good relationship.” Mom looked at us, covering her mouth with a smile.

‘Ah, both are so cute. Truly a golden boy and jade girl born from me.’

Thanks for the praise, Mom. It’s just that this ‘jade girl’ was a bit scary… I silently complained about my sister’s yandere personality.

‘Sigh, I really don’t want my precious daughter to marry out, wuwuwu. Right!!! Let our son marry her! No, what am I thinking? Genetic diseases, various ethical issues, and the country doesn’t allow it. Sigh.’

Even though Dad was silent at the table, his mind was so colorful. What were you thinking about your two children!!!

Ahem, so mind-reading was really a useless ability! All kinds of negative and positive energy, desires, and thoughts were forced into my head. I was so pure, I’d definitely get contaminated. Even though I often downloaded resources and stared at cute girls, I was still an innocent boy. Really!

Then I looked at my sister. She didn’t hide her overflowing emotions at all, her starry eyes fixed on me, eagerly waiting for me to drink that spoonful of soup.

‘Drink it~ Parents are watching~’

Helpless, with the enemy at the gates, I had to surrender.

“I’ll just drink, one sip.”

“Wahee~”

‘Our children are so adorable~~~’

My parents’ thoughts came in unison. The dining table was filled with happy radiance, except that radiance wasn’t entirely bright, but a bit dark—the black of my sister’s yandere!

And, would this ability affect the next generation… like ability dad and ability baby or something.

‘And ability mom too~ Brother.’

No, that doesn’t exist!!!

‘Wuwuwu.’

Wuwuwu is useless! Sigh, after breakfast, I had to pack up and head to a remote place to survive the day. This was too despairing.

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