The Moe God’s Shopping Spree and Return

Standing in front of the store, I felt a bit dizzy. What just happened? It seemed like, unable to bear the situation, I had a ‘break everything’ moment, randomly grabbing a bunch of clothes based on size, paying, and then rushing out.

Looking at the large bags in my hands, I felt a bit disconnected. Although they looked like a lot, they barely felt heavy in my hands. Indeed, the gods do possess strength far beyond that of mortals.

However, the issue with underwear was resolved. But wearing a hoodie all the time isn’t really an option, is it? I always feel like people are looking at me strangely, probably thinking, ‘Why is this person wearing a hoodie in the summer? Are they a fugitive?’

I guess I need to pick out a set of clothes that don’t look so out of place, I thought to myself.

Now, I really don’t have much of a concept of money. I know how much a pack of instant noodles costs, how much a bottle of mineral water or cola costs, and how much various games cost, but when it comes to things like women’s clothing, I’m completely clueless.

Money isn’t something I lack, looking at the eight-digit balance in my phone.

This money comes from my video royalties, advertising fees, live-stream tips, and various online game competition prizes.

This is all thanks to Cute Little Fanboy. He’s someone I met online when I was 14. After I finished making a video, I’d send it to him, and he would handle the post-production and upload it. After receiving the royalties and advertising fees, he would give them to me.

Now, whenever I think about it, I’m deeply grateful. If he had been a greedy scammer, I might not have been so lucky.

Thanks to him, I’ve been able to live comfortably these past few years. He only takes a symbolic amount for his efforts, which I’m incredibly grateful for.

Another exhausting struggle, and I deeply realized how terrifying the outside world truly is.

After entering the store, the staff would ignore your opinions, push you to try on various clothes, and bombard you with words until you felt disoriented. They would then insist that you buy a particular item and drag you to the checkout.

After a shopping trip, I understood just how dangerous this world can be.

And now, the hoodie and jeans I was wearing are gone. I’m not sure where I lost them.

Now, I’m wearing a white sundress, and my thighs feel a bit chilly. Are all women’s clothes like this? This dress feels so light and airy, fluttering everywhere, like I’m barely wearing anything.

It’s really strange, I thought to myself.

And indeed, is it because of this dress? People on the street keep stealing glances at me. Some even gather to whisper, ‘She’s so cute, so moe.’ Some even take out their phones to take pictures.

I started to feel anxious again. Buying clothes was definitely a mistake. Although the hoodie did make some people curious, it didn’t draw such blatant attention.

The most troubling part is that since becoming a god, I can clearly sense the gazes of others and where they’re coming from.

I felt a chill run down my spine. Society really is terrifying, filled with malice towards me. And I heard the word ‘moe.’ Could my identity have been exposed?

Thinking this way, I suddenly felt that society was even more perilous.

Just like this, someone already suspects my identity?

As I walked, people kept handing me strange flyers with various advertisements. I felt there was more to it than met the eye.

So, I took one and studied it carefully. There must be some hidden codes or secrets within.

After researching for about half an hour, I realized it wasn’t as simple as it seemed. I carefully folded the flyer and placed it in my shopping bag to study further at home.

This place isn’t safe. I nodded, took out my phone, opened GPS, and entered my address.

You wouldn’t think I’d get lost on the way home, would you? Not with me being a god!

Soon, I arrived at the GPS location, but I was already sweating.

Yes, I’m not mistaken. This is my neighborhood, but it’s not the usual entrance. The great Moe God has gotten lost in the neighborhood!

Uh, I wiped my sweat. I remember I wasn’t a pathfinder before! Could it be because of the Moe God setting, thinking that being a pathfinder is cute? So, they forcibly added this feature?

And to maintain the ‘airheaded’ setting, they reduced my IQ from 251 to 250?

And although I’m usually very calm, now I’ve become a master of complaints?

But, asking someone for directions, finding your way home with their help, doesn’t count as getting lost, right?

Arriving at the base of the building, I looked at the sky. It was already evening, and I hadn’t even had lunch. It feels like I didn’t do much today, and time passed so quickly.

Although most of the time was spent finding my way, not getting lost, it’s embarrassing for a man who can become a god to get lost, right?

Now is dinner time, and I’m quite confident in my cooking skills.

‘Tonight, let’s have mushroom chicken rice,’ I said, tying on an apron, putting on gloves, and opening the refrigerator to take out a box. Indeed, this brand of instant rice tastes the best.

Why wear an apron and gloves?

It’s dangerous if hot water splashes, and there’s oil, you know. Do you never wear an apron or gloves when you make instant noodles?

What a strange question, isn’t it?

A few minutes later,

As expected, my skills are incredible. The taste, the texture, the timing, I don’t need to explain, it’s just good.

But what I didn’t know is that my height issue is largely due to this. At 13, I was 159 cm, and that’s when I started staying home all the time, and I haven’t grown since.

Long-term consumption of junk food, combined with not eating vegetables, leads to nutritional imbalances. If I had known, I would have chosen to order takeout, sacrificing my incredible culinary skills.

After slowly enjoying the mushroom chicken rice, I sat up straight because I saw a message from Cute Little Fanboy.

Cute Little Fanboy: ‘The package is in the storage room, fetch it quickly. Looking forward to your performance tonight.’

I casually tossed the food container aside and left.

I won’t get lost in the same place twice. Standing at the guard’s booth, I thought to myself with a bit of pride.

The security guard looked at me as I carried out a large package and asked with concern, ‘Little girl, this package is quite heavy. Do you need help?’

I raised the package, startled to hear someone talking to me, and mechanically replied, ‘No, thank you, goodbye.’

Then I turned and ran, leaving the security guard stunned.

‘Hey, hey, you haven’t signed yet, little girl,’ he called out, looking at me who was already nowhere to be seen. ‘Tsk, these young people these days.’

I quickly returned, and as a god, my hearing is exceptional. I came back and quickly signed ‘Night Dream’ in large letters before running off again.

‘Youth is truly wonderful,’ the security guard sighed with envy.

‘Bang!’

Returning home, I slammed the door shut, my face red to the roots of my hair, feeling like my neck would burn off.

Of course, it wasn’t from exhaustion. A god like me wouldn’t be tired from such a small amount of exercise.

I could probably carry Optimus Prime to Africa and not even break a sweat, I thought to myself.

But what’s in the box? Although my strength has increased, and I’m probably a ‘super-strong loli’ with a cute setting, I can still feel the weight of objects.

Opening the box, on top were several cosplay outfits, and what’s that big box underneath?

Beep, beep, beep, beep…

So timely, you must be a god too, Fanboy!

Cute Little Fanboy: ‘Did you get the box?’

Big Dream Lord: ‘Yeah, but what’s that box?’

Cute Little Fanboy: ‘I’m sure you don’t have professional video equipment. Inside are three high-end cameras, one for the face, one for the hands, and one for the overall view. Your computer configuration, of course, is top-notch. Follow the instructions in the link to set them up. Good luck! It’s 5:30 now, start streaming at 7. I’ve already posted messages on the forum, group, and game consultations. You’re sure to go viral this time. Haha…’

Big Dream Lord: ‘So, not only do you want to see me embarrassed, you want everyone else to see it too?’

Cute Little Fanboy: ‘How could that be? I’m only thinking of your best interests.’

Big Dream Lord: ‘Wait and see, I’ll blind you with my radiance!’

I was a bit worried, but now I feel a sense of, ‘Haha, want to see me in embarrassing female clothing? Wait and see, I’ll blast your eyes with my brilliance!’

(See that little fist? Click on the number above it, and it will increase!)