Chapter 31 : Countless requests for handshakes

<For the first game, play with your own skills without real-time feedback, and I’ll just watch and tell you everything at once after the game.>

I saw Health Boy in a small window on his stream, preparing to write down his feedback in a notepad.

And the queue popped.

[BrainlessBackdoorRuffian joined the lobby.]

When I saw the ID of the 3rd pick toplaner caught in the same queue, I was momentarily confused.

“Wait a minute. This is a snipe, right?”

BrainlessBackdoorRuffian : ᄒᄋ

“You’re answering me right now, right?”

BrainlessBackdoorRuffian : I was just saying hi ᄏᄏ

BrainlessBackdoorRuffian : Are you being self-conscious ᄏᄏ

“Self-conscious my *ss, if you were self-conscious, how could you understand me?”

HawaiianPizzaLover: Free donation ᄏᄏᄏᄏ

-RunawayRuffianFromNursingHomeVolunteering You have to pay to chat ᄏᄏᄏᄏ

tntn0431: Look at that nickname ᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏ

‘What do I do?’

I have a reasonable suspicion that he won’t play the game properly.

But I’m not alone, I’m doing a joint broadcast, and my other two accounts are still suspended, so I don’t have an alternate ID.

If I dodge here, not only me but also my viewers, Health Boy, and his viewers will have to wait for a long time.

“Hey, you. Sniping is fine, but you’ll play the game properly, right?”

BrainlessBackdoorRuffian : Of course I’ll do my best ᄅᄋ ᄏᄏ

“Sigh.”

As expected from a sniper with my nickname, he immediately picked Tryndamere, and when I searched him on a match history site, as expected, he had played Tryndamere 0 times.

“Why are you playing a character you don’t usually play?”

-JungleIsHell: ??? : I wish all the f*cking homos who check match history when the queue pops would die (actual quote)

-nadang: Because…. it’s a snipe….

LastLightOfNationRuffian : BrainlessBackdoorRuffian! BrainlessBackdoorRuffian! BrainlessBackdoorRuffian! BrainlessBackdoorRuffian! BrainlessBackdoorRuffian!

-YangUiYeon11 : Are you paying for your karma? ᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏ

So I picked Master Yi as the 5th pick and the game started.

[00:15] [All] BrainlessBackdoorRuffian (Tryndamere) : Everyone please love Switch streamer Ruffian’s broadcast

[00:16] [All] BrainlessBackdoorRuffian (Tryndamere) : Everyone please love Switch streamer Ruffian’s broadcast

[00:17] [All] BrainlessBackdoorRuffian (Tryndamere) : Everyone please love Switch streamer Ruffian’s broadcast

“You fcking bstard!”

As soon as the game started, the sniper’s all chat made my face burn.

[00:25] [All] lillilillil (Viego) : Is Tryndamere streaming?

[00:32] [All] JinwonChicken (Elise) : Yes, Master Yi is the streamer

[01:15] [All] lillilillil (Viego) : Wow, how are there 4,000 viewers?

[01:20] [All] lillilillil (Viego) : She’s a huge streamer

“Hey Elise, if you stream snipe, you’re dead. Viego, you turn off your stream too, f*ck.”

-린미: Why are you swearing at someone who just came in ᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏ

아침햅쌀:ᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏ

-DesirableGirl: Newbies are banned, please go back

ᅳRuffianPatrol: I’m jealous of Viego getting rewarded ᅩᅮᅣ

—luse431: What is this if not The Truman Show ᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏ

[01:33] Don’tEatMyDonations (Zoe) : I don’t care about streamers or strippers, so focus on the game

ᅳOverreactionModerator : Judging by the joke, Zoe seems to be an actor too ᄏᄏ

-rwgjf1143:ᄅᄋᄏᄏ Stripper ᄋᄌᄅ ᄏᄏᄏᄏ

—p16f4d31: My guess is that out of these 10 people, the only one not watching Ruffian’s stream is Ruffian

-BadmintonCoachInTheOriginRuffian : If you’re streaming, you can’t watch your own stream ᄏᄏ

‘Actor’ is a nickname for malicious snipers who pretend not to be snipers while sniping.

For now, it’s certain that Tryndamere, Viego, and Elise are watching my stream, and Zoe’s actor theory is also very convincing.
Usually, people who don’t watch the stream wouldn’t make such jokes.

Anyway, I have to play the game, so I’m playing the game, but

[03:32] [All] BrainlessBackdoorRuffian (Tryndamere) : Hey! Everyone, look here!

[03:39] [All] BrainlessBackdoorRuffian (Tryndamere) : The enemy Elise is living in the top lane!

[03:46] [All] BrainlessBackdoorRuffian (Tryndamere) : Where did our Master Yi go!!!!!

[03:54] [All] BrainlessBackdoorRuffian (Tryndamere) : He must have a girlfriend hidden in the jungle! He’s there all day!!!!!

[04:05] [All] BrainlessBackdoorRuffian (Tryndamere) : Oh no, I’m dying from a gank! I’m dying because of Master Yi!!!!

[04:14] [All] BrainlessBackdoorRuffian (Tryndamere) : My top life is ruined!!!! Oh!!!!!! Everyone!!!!!!!

I was diligently jungling when Tryndamere, who got ganked by Elise, started throwing a tantrum in chat.

“Calm down! You crazy b*tch! It’s only 4 minutes!”

JungleIsHell: Wait! I think I’ve seen this scene somewhere!

-nadang: This is what Hellbo suffered from Ruffian ᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏ They’re reenacting it during the joint broadcast ᄏᄏᄏᄏ The actor’s skills are amazing ᄏᄏᄏᄏ

Economics101: What reenactment ᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏ Hellbo was playing Lee Sin at least ᄏᄏᄏᄏ Ruffian is still playing Master Yi ᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏ

-RunawayRuffianFromNursingHomeVolunteering : The acting skills of a top actor are amazing ᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏ

렌쟝: Is this mirror therapy? ᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏ

I thought I was going to go crazy if I watched Tryndamere’s chat any longer, so I quickly blocked him.

“Phew, comfortable.”

[04:31] BrainlessBackdoorRuffian (Tryndamere) pings that an enemy is missing

[04:32] BrainlessBackdoorRuffian (Tryndamere) pings that an enemy is missing

[04:32] BrainlessBackdoorRuffian (Tryndamere) pings that an enemy is missing

[04:33] BrainlessBackdoorRuffian (Tryndamere) pings that an enemy is missing

[04:33] BrainlessBackdoorRuffian (Tryndamere) pings that an enemy is missing

Then, Tryndamere, who was blocked from chatting, started spamming question mark pings on my character, asking for attention, so I blocked his pings as well.

[05:03] BlackPirateCrew (Lucian) : Hey Master Yi

[05:09] BlackPirateCrew (Lucian) : Unblock Tryndamere

[05:16] BlackPirateCrew (Lucian) : He said he’ll throw if you don’t?

“This fcking bstard.”

While I was having a mental battle with Tryndamere, Elise suddenly popped out of my jungle bush and stunned me.

But Elise, who doesn’t even have her first core item yet, can’t kill Master Yi even if she initiates.
It would be a different story if I hadn’t managed my health, but I had just gone back to base and had high health and more items.
Elise, who doesn’t even know this basic fact, loses her Flash and falls behind.

Or so I thought, when suddenly the enemy mid laner Rumble’s harpoon hit me.
It wasn’t for nothing that Elise was picking a fight.
She had something to believe in.

But then our mid laner should join too, making it a 2v2 fight, and of course, we should be at an advantage.
Or so I thought.

“Wait! What’s our mid laner doing! Weren’t you following Rumble?”

Zoe, who was pretending to follow Rumble, suddenly went back to mid lane to farm CS.

She faked her movement to deceive me.

[05:33] Don’tEatMyDonations (Zoe) : ᄏ

“You’re a sniper too, you b*tch!”

I ended up dying to Rumble and Elise’s gank.
Guaaaak!

“This is crazy.”

Tryndamere starts throwing a tantrum, giving up on the ruined top lane and eating our jungle camps.

Zoe pretends to be in mid lane, but always pretends to join fights and then goes back to farm CS.

In the end, only one lane remains intact and becomes the target of focused fire, effectively playing a 2v5 game and destroying the bottom lane.

Our team’s base was quickly devastated, and the second towers started to disappear one by one before even 15 minutes had passed.

“What is this? Is everyone in this game a sniper? How many people are playing LoL, how can sniping be so easy!”

-JungleIsHell: There’s a dumb streamer who shows everyone that she’s queuing in the Yeti tier, which is the best place to snipe, and has 4,000 viewers?

-Economics101: That kind of brainlessness is Ruffian’s charm ᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏ

-egzetus: A pretty but dumb sister, heueueueung

DesirableGirl Isn’t this a f*cking fox? ᄏᄏᄏ She’s pretending to be innocent and seducing the viewers ᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏ

-rwgjf1143:ᄅᄋᄏᄏ

“Hey! Stop calling me stupid! Stop slandering me! Hey! You guys! You guys! You’re watching my stream because you like me, right! Then you should be cursing the snipers together, why are you blaming me?”

-RunawayRuffianFromNursingHomeVolunteering : Because you’ve built up so much karma ᄏᄏᄏ

-SquidTacoYaki : Do you understand how Hellbo felt now, Ruffian?

ᅳ좌우지지: Mirror therapy successful!

[ReceiveTheJudgementOfJustice donated a whopping 5000 won!]

-I lost my Diamond promotion match because of a Yeti gatekeeper Ruffian on my team who trolled, but watching this stream cured all my cancer.

StoleTheTowerPlateGoldRuffian : Suddenly, a mysterious victim appears ᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏ

-hoguumme: LC? O LC!

-아리카리 : Clarify

-린미: Clarify

—luse431: Clarify

-YangUiYeon11 : Clarify

The chat room starts to get spammed with ‘clarify’ in response to the mysterious slander donation.

Wait, is it slander?
I think I might have done something like that before?

“Stop the baseless slander! Do you have proof? Do you have proof?”

[ReceiveTheJudgementOfJustice donated a whopping 5000 won!]

-I uploaded a screenshot to the forum

I quickly went to the forum and checked his post, and there was a screenshot proving that I played AP Talon and made him lose his Diamond promotion match.

“Hey! AP Talon isn’t intentional trolling! Lich Bane and Nashor’s Tooth have AP ratios! I actually got a decent score of 3 kills, 9 deaths, and 15 assists, okay?”

―YangUiYeon11: You’re really a crazy psycho b*tch ᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏ

-Sand’sLoveDog: Wow! Total AP ratio of 0.6 ᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏ OP AP Talon needs a nerf ᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏ

ᅳJungleIsHell: It must be frustrating to lose after getting 39 kills, 1 death, and 5 assists ᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏ

-nadang: Justice is served

tntn0431: Receive the judgment of justice! Ruffian! Receive the judgment of justice! Ruffian! Receive the judgment of justice! Ruffian! Receive the judgment of justice! Ruffian! Receive the judgment of justice! Ruffian! Receive the judgment of justice! Ruffian! Receive the judgment of justice! Ruffian!

“Wait! Don’t you know the principle of double jeopardy? I was already punished with a 30-day ban for that game. So punishing me twice is wrong!”

-BadmintonCoachInTheOriginRuffian : Wow ᄏᄏ She’s educated ᄏᄏᄏ

[SomeoneWhoKnowsTheLaw donated a whopping 5000 won!]

That’s for criminal cases, you can still file a civil lawsuit separately

-DesirableGirl: That’s what he says

“So, Mr. Victim. What do you want from me?”

[ReceiveTheJudgementOfJustice donated a whopping 5000 won!]

-Aegyo