Easter’s Escape and Guild Meetup Panic

[Free Board] Easter’s Guild Departure

Author: Gochu Chamchi

Easter left the guild LOLOLOLOL The Myth guild master just changed to some guy I’ve never seen LOLOL.

That bastard got caught calling a proxy driver for a deathmatch, then driving drunk, so he got kicked LOLOLOLOLOL.

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– Yeah, I knew that bastard would LOLOLOL. All that’s left is a nickname change and server transfer, right? LOLOLOL.

– Guild departure LOLOLOL. He actually did it? LOLOL That bastard’s such a wimp LOLOLOLOL.

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[Free Board] Easter Found on Yulbia Server

Author: MP_C

First, I’m a Yulbia server regular, but I have an alt character on Alphe server, so I heard a bit about what’s going on there. LOL. That’s BS; I just check the free board and incident board every day ^^.

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LOLOLOLOL. The nickname changed, but the character customization, the look, and even his actions are all Easter LOLOL. How did I know when the character customization in this dead game is all the same? Because I went to Iskaria with that bastard, goddammit. LOL. He was wearing shiny, fancy gear, so I thought, ‘Oh, this guy might be decent?’ and partied with him, but he was the absolute worst dead weight. Seriously, he should use the money he spends on gear to hire a player to teach him Holy Knight controls; he even called a proxy driver last time.

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This is what he said when I got annoyed and asked, ‘What are you doing?’ LOLOL. ‘Why are you getting so worked up over a game?’ LOLOLOL. Are you kidding me??? It was already annoying that he was speaking informally from the start, but everyone knows the burn debuff in the swamp gets removed if you move out of it, yet he stubbornly kept taking damage until the debuff ended, claiming his gear was good enough to tank it. All the healers were furious, desperately trying to get him to remove the debuff, but that bastard was utterly persistent LOLOLOL. Like a pine tree.

And it doesn’t end there. LOL. He kept flailing around with ridiculous movements, then died, and LOLOLOL, nobody revived him LOLOLOLOLOLOL. They just left him dead LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. That part was pretty funny LOLOL. I thought, ‘Well, I’m a tank, so someone will revive me, right?’ LOLOLOL. But nobody LOLOLOL gave him a revive LOLOLOLOLOL.

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This is LOLOL Easter complaining about why nobody revived him LOLOLOLOL. At this point, wouldn’t you say this is Easter? LOLOL. Same character customization, same gear—I even checked the options. They’re the same as the ones he posted before, saying he’d gotten his gear sorted LOLOL.

Franpers on Yulbia server = total troll old man Easter. LOL. It’s official starting today. It’ll be on the test, so memorize it.

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– LOLOLOLOL. Who said he’d go for the three-combo: guild departure, nickname change, server transfer? Come out! Let’s set the stage!!!!

– I’m dying LOLOL. Did he seriously do a nickname change and server transfer? LOLOL. He has so much money, spending 30,000 won in one go, hehe. 인정, a rich old man LOLOLOL.

– LOL. No revive LOLOL. The mana spent on him is a waste.

└ For real LOLOL. No matter how good your gear is, you can’t tank a burn, yet Easter tried?!!

└ Easter: I will be the god of this world!! Burns don’t scare me!!

– LOLOLOL. How could he stop at a three-combo!!!!! He should’ve changed his customization for a four-combo too!!! Tsk tsk tsk. That’s why you’re like that!!

└ Four-combo LOL what LOLOLOL.

– If I were him, I would’ve just… started a new character from scratch… but it’s a shame to lose all that progress, right? Hehe. Why didn’t he just buy a carry bus with all that money and start over… His intelligence level…

└ But what does ‘neungji’ mean?

└ Intelligence LOL level LOL.

└ Oh, come on, they might not know;;;; So mean;;;;

└ Neungji means intelligence, you dumbass.

└ Oh…

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1. RunawayTrain

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I had no gold. Not just a little, but an immense amount. Thanks to PatchNote, I had perfectly finished my enhancement work, but it still wasn’t enough. Gold is always scarce, no matter how much you gather. When the new raid comes out later, I’ll have to enhance gear again. More importantly, I had to send gold to PatchNote via mail later. I planned to send it secretly since he’d refuse it if I gave it to him directly.

Scratching my head with a sigh, I decided to write an LFG message to start farming. How much should I charge to get a lot of applications? My specs had improved, so I could set it higher, but if it was too high, no one would apply.

[Guild/Beta: We’re having an offline meetup, so those who want to come, please send me a whisper~]

[Guild/Beta: This is an offline meetup to celebrate Easter’s server transfer escape and Christmas ^^]

[Guild/Beta: And guild wars aren’t released yet, so if you see any Myth guild members, just take them down whenever you spot them~]

[Guild/Beta: Guild members have to clean up the guild master’s mess ^^]

[Guild/DontOrderMe: Do we get gold for taking down Myth guild members?]

[Guild/Beta: SoonToDie, are you that short on gold?]

[Guild/PatchNote: I will give it to you.]

[Guild/DontOrderMe: I’m going to go farm.]

[Guild/PatchNote: You’re too much…]

‘I’m earning it to give to you, so it loses its meaning if I receive it from you.’

[Shout/DontOrderMe: Running carry bus now@ @@@@@ Regular dungeons 100 per run, Valhalla DPS assist 500 per run, Iskaria 1000 per run@ @@@@@]

After posting the shout, I checked the price of enhancement stones on the marketplace.

They were more expensive than I thought. And I had no money left because I’d spent it all on enhancements.

I cursed indiscriminately, the words rising to my throat. If I had known this, I would have hoarded them when the market price was low and sold them now.

Fortunately, I received a whisper not long after posting the shout.

[Whisper/SunbaeWhoCaresForHoobae>DontOrderMe: Is 5 runs of Iskaria DPS assist okay?]

[Whisper/DontOrderMe>SunbaeWhoCaresForHoobae: Item distribution X, upfront payment needed.]

[Whisper/SunbaeWhoCaresForHoobae>DontOrderMe: Could you possibly also do a sub-tank role?]

[Whisper/SunbaeWhoCaresForHoobae>DontOrderMe: Our tank said they might need a sub-tank.]

[Whisper/SunbaeWhoCaresForHoobae>DontOrderMe: I’ll give you 1500 per run.]

‘That nickname is unusual.’

Perhaps because of the recent incident, they were trying to bring a DPS as a sub-tank.

I carefully checked my current gear status and HP and gave the okay.

I thought I could probably survive a tank-buster once if it came down to it. I’d have to coordinate before we started.

I’d ask them to pay attention to healing during the trash mob phase.

[Party/DontOrderMe: I can sub-tank, but since my class is a DPS, I’ll be squishier compared to a dedicated tank.]

[Party/DontOrderMe: I’ll aggro all the trash mobs when they appear, so I’d appreciate it if you could focus a bit on healing then.]

[Party/DontOrderMe: I’ll try my best to hold out with potions.]

[Party/RiseUpBraveHero: Okay.]

After coordinating, we entered Iskaria. Although I was here as a carry, I swallowed nervously and focused on the game, unsure how well the party members would perform.

Then, as the play unfolded, I relaxed my tense shoulders and casually typed on the keyboard.

‘Crazy, it’s so clean.’

The perfectly held aggro, the immediate heals, and the more-than-sufficient DPS.

Everything was perfect.

Was it karma? Coming into a normal party after playing with a troll was incredibly comfortable.

Looking at the DPS, it was almost as if I was doing all the damage, but even so, the gimmick handling was perfect, allowing me to enjoy a very clean game.

[Party/DontOrderMe: You all play well.]

[Party/DontOrderMe: If you get your gear, you could clear it yourselves without issues.]

[Party/SunbaeWhoCaresForHoobae: Our party is awesome, ahem.]

[Party/DontOrderMe: LOLOLOLOL.]

Chatting casually, I cleared the promised five runs without a single mistake, then typed another message.

[Party/DontOrderMe: Good work, everyone.]

[Party/SunbaeWhoCaresForHoobae: You too, good work.]

[Party/SunbaeWhoCaresForHoobae: Please contact me next time you’re farming; it’s been a long time since I had such a clean run.]

[Party/DontOrderMe: The healer did a great job, so it was easy for me too. I’ll send a shout next time.]

[You have left the party.]

“Whew…”

The total gold earned this time was 75 million.

It was still far short of my target amount, but my head ached from playing so much.

I should rest a bit before continuing. Pressing my temples, I went into the kitchen and made instant coffee.

Sipping the coffee, I sat back down in my chair, leaning against the backrest and staring at the monitor.

[Whisper/Beta>DontOrderMe: SoonToDie… are you busy…?]

‘Huh? What is it?’

At Beta noona’s sudden whisper, I tilted my head and replied.

[Whisper/DontOrderMe>Beta: Farming’s over, so I’m free.]

[Whisper/Beta>DontOrderMe: That’s good.]

[Whisper/Beta>DontOrderMe: Will you… come to the meetup… this time…??]

Ah, the meetup. I’d put it off to earn gold and completely forgotten.

I looked at the chat window, a slight frown on my face. I had promised PatchNote, and since I was the main reason for this situation, it was right for me to go, but I wasn’t used to meetups, so I kept hesitating.

The worry: ‘It’s going to be awkward, will it be okay?’

[Whisper/Beta>DontOrderMe: I can’t force you, but… I’d really like it if you could come to this meetup.]

[Whisper/Beta>DontOrderMe: We’ve known each other for a long time, and I only heard your voice for the first time recently, you know?]

[Whisper/DontOrderMe>Beta: Hmm… when are you planning it for?]

[Whisper/Beta>DontOrderMe: We’re planning to meet tomorrow! It’s Christmas, after all.]

Excuse me? Tomorrow?