Chapter 34: Two Berries

[Broadcast has ended]

[Broadcast was really informative]

[aa]

[It’s cute every time I hear the room leader say bye-bye]

[When I take off my d*ck glasses, the world feels brighter =]

[Jangle!]

[Butt-sal-butt-sal-eung- eeung donates 1,000 won]

[You idiots, don’t leave and pay attention!]

[What are you doing, you idiot, playing captain?]

[What are you doing?]

[Speak up, kid]

[Jangle!]

[Butt-sal-butt-sal-eung-eeung donates 1,000 won]

[You f*cking Spring Wind, you did something f*cking bad to the room leader, are you going to let it go?]

[That’s right, the room leader’s other memories were deleted because of his bread-dang =]

[Th fell asleep as soon as I made eye contact]

[His eyes were really pretty]

[You idiots, they’re all pretty ==]

[That’s right ==]

[It’s not even the last part of Three Steps to Love, but you’re going to steal it and put the mic in the room leader’s mouth?]

[Go f*ck it, you idiot]

[She’s always wanted to get together with Im Yu-jun and made a fuss]

[ᄅᄋᄏᄏ She’s always been a jerk trying to do something]

[Im Yu-jun, you can tell that Bom Baram is being a jerk after seeing him drooling after spilling it to the room leader]

[Dang!]

[Red Parade donates 100,000 won]

[Do a good job of being the first]

[Aᄏᄏᄏ Just trust us]

[That’s our specialty]

[Even if the room leader pushed you, this is us]

Even as the broadcast ended and the viewers were plotting a plot, Signature Entertainment, one of the top agencies for surprise busking, was shaking with excitement cleaning up the aftermath of the surprise busking.

f*ck! Go listen!

“The PR team has already contacted the reporters.”

“But why are you yelling at the marketing team, you f*cking assholes? We’re the ones who made the making and we even wrote the draft.”

Why of course.

“Ha… I don’t know why you’re asking.

Busking and all, it’s great, but why are you broadcasting it live on an internet platform?”

“We tried to stop them as well. But when Im Yu-jun insists on doing it, who can stop him? Even the team leader uploaded the payment?”

“f*ck… It’s shit, so we can’t do it. What’s the point of uploading it? That guy probably didn’t even read it. He’s just a machine that stamps his seal.”

“And as you may have seen in the video, our official homepage is being spammed with questions about who the person with the pink hair is. They’re saying that it’s our secret weapon, our hidden signature.”

“You’re talking about a secret weapon, you f*cking regular person.”

The subordinate shrugged his shoulders at the team leader’s words.

“When did they listen to us? And the Spring Breeze behavior is also being revealed in real time.”

“You posted a notice that you’ll take legal action against malicious comments, and if it’s serious, you’ll report it to the legal team. Is this the first or second time you’ve done this?”

“We’ve already taken action. But even the legal team is ambiguous about everything, so you can never sue them.”

“What’s so ambiguous about malicious comments?”

“I think it’ll be easier to understand if you see it yourself.”

The subordinate showed the data on the tablet he was holding.

“If you look here, you’ll see a picture of Bombaram and that regular person together.”

[Wow! Bombaram is so pretty. I wonder how she did her makeup so beautifully!! Is it the Bulguksa Three-story Stone Pagoda makeup method?]

[I looked it up and it’s said to be the Mireuksaji Five-story Stone Pagoda makeup method. The point is to apply it thickly so that it feels like a cake.]

[Bombaram, you sing better than a regular person. Wow, even if I were to sing through my butthole, I don’t think I could sing it better :D]

[Oh my, there’s a pungent smell. Is this a squid processing factory?]

[Wow, it’s heartwarming that you’re handing over a part that you can’t even touch to a regular person. Isn’t this the virtue of sharing?]

[Oh my, who raises pigs? The smell of shit is carried by the wind and it’s vibrating]

[I made an emoticon of the scene where pretty Bombaram hands over the mic. I’ll post it in the comments]

[(L)s]

-[Oh! Did you mix Bombaram and the year 2016, the year of the idiot? You’re really pretty because you resemble Bombaram]

[If the person above is praising you so directly, you should be a idiot… No, Bombaram should be embarrassed XD]

[You should have understood the topic and then provoked the person. That piece of trash, filth, that b*tch who can’t even sing like a idiot, all she can do is lick Im Yu-jun’s asshole and crawl up there and make a fuss, right?]

“What the f*ck is this. You say this can’t be sued? At least that double swearing comment at the end can.”

“The person who wrote that comment has already been identified.That person has been told by the higher-ups not to touch him at all.”

“What? Who is that?”

“I don’t know either. If you don’t want to reorganize the marketing team, then don’t touch it. Maybe it’s Royal?”

“Hah… What kind of Royal is leaving such malicious comments, you punk.

The higher-ups keep nagging at me, asking how much money went into raising Bombaram. It’s driving me crazy.”

“What I showed you is just the tip of the iceberg, and such things are still coming out in real time.

The legal team says that a team of malicious comment experts is doing this. Aren’t they tightrope walking experts?”

“… I’ll resign.”

“Then I should resign too. They’re digging up Bombaram’s past right now. And the casting manager is busy looking for an ordinary person who sang the song.”

“Ha I don’t know either. You go home from work. I’m going to go to the on-duty room and get some sleep.”

Time passed as it did and it became pitch black, but the lights in the Signature Entertainment building were turning back on one by one, illuminating the dark night sky.

“f*ck, status window!”

[Tiring!]

Smoky letters mixed with cigarette smoke appeared before my eyes.

[Remaining amount: 158.46 million won]

“Wow, this is s*x.”

“If I save up for another thousand years, I can lick the Daehwandan once.”

Looking at the grand amount of money that had been sucked up by the chairman’s nutrients, I felt good.

Thinking that there was nothing I needed to buy urgently, I looked around the store to find what I needed, and then moved my hand to the item tab.

While looking around the crappy items in the item tab, the item that was at the top of the list caught my eye among the many expensive items.

[[Store List]]

[Item]

[Seondo (1)]: A fruit from heaven that grants humans immortal bodies when consumed.

[Price: Unsealing]

I glared at the status window because something seemed to have subtly changed.

“Hmm… Isn’t that damn peach unpurchasable?”

I waved my finger in the air, but there was no response.

As I stared at the Seondo item for a while, I threw away the cigarette that had burned out and took out a new one and lit it.

“Whew No matter how I look at it, it’s changed…”

I exhaled the smoke and stood still, and the scent of peach filled my mouth.

I felt something coming on, so I lit another cigarette.

No matter how much I thought about it, the only thing that changed enough to affect the status screen was my body.

“In progress means it’s in progress, and the only things I’m in progress with are related to my body. Hmm…”

While smoking a cigarette, I slowly organized my thoughts and moved my hand to press the last remaining voice skill.

[A voice that echoes faintly in the sky]★★

[Price: 50 million won]

“f*ck, this is so damn expensive.”

I thought that the voice skill was strangely expensive, but I thought that I had nothing more to worry about, so I moved my trembling hand and pressed the purchase button.

[Tiring!]

With the system sound, the cigarette smoke that had been spreading in the air dispersed, and the dark night sky cleared up.

Along with that, sounds flowed into my ears.

The sound of a stream flowing.

The sound of raindrops falling.

The sound of the wind blowing and the grass swaying.

The sound of fallen leaves rustling and falling.

Various elegant sounds mixed together to form the harmonious and beautiful sound of nature and flowed into my ears.

Soon, those sounds slowly disappeared and a message unfolded before my eyes.

[The voice of the saint regains its source]

[Tiring!]

[The piece of fallen fruit reacts to the regained source and is digested [Start]

[The scent of peaches is infused in the source of the saint]

[The source of the saint becomes sweeter]

[Your origin colors the heavenly peach]

[Voice of a saint who has regained her origin]

The origin takes root and enriches the heavenly peach.

[Price: Conditional Transcendence]

“Wow…”

Even without saying a word, I could tell what had changed.

My voice, which made me wonder if it could become more beautiful than this, had changed to the point where even my small breaths sounded sweet.

It sounded refreshingly sweet, but at the same time, it sounded decadent and lewd.

“f*ck, damn it. Now even if I just breathe and walk, everyone will look at me.”

I had completely turned into a peach.

After blankly feeling the changed breath, I threw down my cigarette, which had already burned down to the filter, and moved my hand.

[Tiring!]

[[Shop List]]

[item]

[Immortal Peach]: A fruit grown at the opposite end of the spectrum from light. A fruit from heaven and the key that opens the gates of heaven.

[Price: Available for purchase]

[Myeongdo (1)]: A fruit grown at the opposite end of Seondo. It is a fruit of hell and the key to opening the gates of the underworld.

[Price: Available for purchase]

When I opened the shop, the description had changed and one more piece of taffy had been added.

I was blankly staring at the two when, out of nowhere, messages popped out before my eyes.

[Tathagata (0) recommends that you choose Seondo.]

[Mara () forces you to choose Myeongdo!]

“Who are you, you piece of shit?”