Yuan Yuan: I Really Want to Lock Him Up…

Returning to the classroom in annoyance, Ye Hao immediately saw Yuan Yuan surrounded by classmates, chatting and laughing.

This guy, did he finish the questions already?

Not bad.

Even though they were basic questions, for someone like Yuan Yuan, it still had some difficulty.

“Yo! Haozi!”

When he saw Ye Hao enter the classroom, Yuan Yuan immediately waved.

“Warrior, you’re back!”

“So? You didn’t get bullied by Teacher Jiang, right?
You were gone all morning, weren’t you being ordered around?”

Ye Hao: “……”

All of you are acting like people who’ve been through it yourselves, and you’re still asking how I am?

You people… sigh…

“What do you think?
If you get caught by that demon, what good could come of it?”

Ye Hao felt exhausted.

Being ordered around for a whole morning — who could endure that?

“Haozi, I’m hungry, let’s go upstairs to eat!”

Saying that, Yuan Yuan immediately picked up Ye Hao’s schoolbag and stood up.

“Bye everyone!
I’m going to eat lunch with Haozi.”

Looking at how he was even more proactive about eating than himself, Ye Hao was speechless.

Do you not have food?

Why are you fighting me for mine?

Yes, he couldn’t finish all the food alone anyway, but seriously—couldn’t this guy slow down just a little?

“Um, I’ll go first then, bye.”

Yuan Yuan!

Stand right there!

Why are you running so fast!!

Seriously, Ye Hao was going to collapse.

He had been used as free labor all morning, and he just wanted to come back and eat a peaceful lunch.

And now he had to chase this guy!

So frustrating!

Just wait until I catch you — the consequences will be severe!

Chasing Yuan Yuan all the way to the rooftop cafeteria “Heaven”, Ye Hao saw Yuan Yuan already spreading out the lunch cloth while hugging the schoolbag.

Somehow, his anger suddenly disappeared.

“I’m saying, Yuan Yuan, don’t run so fast.
I just barely escaped from that demon, I’m exhausted…”

“Haozi, that won’t do.
A man can’t say he’s tired.
And definitely can’t say he ‘can’t’.”

As he spoke, Yuan Yuan casually opened Ye Hao’s lunchbox.

“Oh~ Sister Luo Yao prepared so much good food for you today.”

Rubbing his hands, Yuan Yuan hurriedly patted the empty space beside him.

“Haozi, Haozi! Come here! Come here!”

“You…”

Ye Hao was about to say something, but seeing Yuan Yuan’s excited expression, he swallowed his words.

“Eat, it’s fine.”

This silly kid.

Ye Hao helplessly shook his head and sat down beside him.

“You’re not planning to never bring your own lunch and just freeload mine forever, are you?”

He wanted to beat this guy up, but… he was used to it.

There was no cure.

“Lunch?
I usually go out to eat.
So… I really don’t have lunch.”

Ye Hao: “……”

Tch.

Damn bourgeoisie…

People like me, the true proletariat, eat lunchboxes.

Is that how it is.

If you go out to eat, then why are you here stealing my food?!

You are really annoying!

“Then why don’t you go out and eat?”

“No.
I told you, half of your lunch is mine.
That will never change.”

Tch.

This guy really says it with confidence.

I wonder which is harder — my fist or your skull.

“So what you’re saying is… you’re planning to eat half my food for the rest of your life?”

This guy is way too cute.

What would happen in the future?

Would he become some rich woman’s beloved plaything?

Just imagining it… tsk tsk…

And he’s so weak and soft too—

No no no, can’t think about it anymore.

If I keep thinking I’m actually going to gag.

For a pure, righteous, straight man like Ye Hao, that would be like falling into a septic tank.

But honestly, this guy really does have that kind of potential.

Like a little boy.

Already eighteen, already an adult, and still like a child.

Probably very popular with rich older women.

And his family is rich too.

So basically… he was born to be a bottom for life.

Ye Hao rubbed Yuan Yuan’s head.

Maybe he just hasn’t hit his growth phase yet.

Maybe one day he’ll become muscular?

Just imagining Yuan Yuan suddenly becoming a muscle guy, Ye Hao shuddered.

“Haozi, why’d you stop rubbing?
Continue, I don’t mind.”

Ye Hao: “……”

See?

This guy is a helpless little bottom.

Beyond saving.

A man wanting another man to pet him — terrifying.

Does he have bad intentions toward me?

Everyone knows that every bottom has a demon called “top” inside them — it just hasn’t awakened yet.

But Yuan Yuan?

This guy will never awaken.

He’s not even just a bottom — he’s a super bottom.

Fated to be someone’s toy.

“Eat.
Don’t act like a woman.
Have some manliness.”

Being a bottom is fine — but whether you’re cool or not determines your whole life.

“But I literally don’t have any manliness to show.”

With those short arms and short legs, how could he possibly be manly?

He just has money, that’s all.

“Well…”

Looking at his tiny arms and legs, yeah… probably hopeless.

No, not even hopeless — sentence confirmed.

“Haozi, the ground is so hard.
My butt hurts…”

“Then don’t sit.
Squat.”

So troublesome.

Raised in comfort… but you’re a man, not a princess!

What if this guy grows up to be feminine?

While Ye Hao was thinking, Yuan Yuan suddenly sat directly on Ye Hao’s lap.

“This is much more comfortable.
From now on I’ll sit here.
Soft and cozy.”

“You— get off.”

Ye Hao bonked him on the head, feeling a headache rising.

“No.
Haozi, let’s just live like this forever.”

“What?”

Ye Hao almost jumped to his feet.

“I’m asking you, do you have a hole in your head?
I’m a guy.
You’re a guy.
And I’m straight.
STRAIGHT.”

“So get off me!
If you’re going crooked, don’t take me with you!”

A true iron straight man will never bend!

If you try to turn me, I’ll hit you first!

“No no, Haozi, listen, only same-s*x love is true love!”

“Get lost!
Do you WANT me to hit you?!”

Suddenly, Ye Hao felt Yuan Yuan was no longer cute.

Just disgusting.

A plague!

It’s two men!!

Two men cannot have a result!

Sure, there are exceptions — but he, Ye Hao, is definitely not one of them.

“Haozi, you don’t have a girlfriend.
And you reject every girl who approaches you.
Just admit it.
Come on, I’ll take care of you!”

“Yuan Yuan…”

Ye Hao raised his hand and smacked him on the head.

You idiot!
Is your brain deprived of oxygen?!
Even so, you don’t lose all reason like this!
Wake up, dummy!

“Wake up!”

“Nananana~ Haozi, you still don’t have a girlfriend, right?
No need to explain.
I understand you.”

Seeing his “I understand you” face, Ye Hao wanted to throw him off the rooftop.

You understand?

Understand your sister!

“Don’t think nonsense.
My orientation is perfectly normal.
There will never be anything between us.
Give up.”

Ye Hao picked Yuan Yuan up and placed him aside, scooting away slightly.

He was scared.

“Ahhh! Haozi what do you mean!”

“I’m just ensuring my personal safety.
Don’t think too much.”

“I was just joking.
How could I like someone of the same s*x?
If I liked someone, it would be the opposite s*x, right, Haozi~”

Yes, true…

But could you LET GO of my HAND while saying that?!

Bastard!

“Can you stop being so damn gay?!”

“Ow ow ow ow!!”

“Why are you hitting me!
I’m never playing with you again, stingy!”

I’m stingy??

I’ve let you eat my food for YEARS!

And you call me stingy??

You need real-world discipline!

“So, when are you getting a girlfriend?
I want to see who could possibly meet your standards.”

“What are you saying.
Normal, simple, plain is fine.
I’ll probably find someone similar to myself.”

When he gets into university, he’ll look for someone to live a stable life with.

“Huh?
You’re too easily satisfied.”

“Otherwise?”
Ye Hao tapped Yuan Yuan’s forehead.

“Ah… But in novels, at this point, shouldn’t you start cultivating immortality?”

Ye Hao: “……”

Cultivate your head!

This brain-dead Yuan Yuan!

Does he think the world works like novels?!

“Can’t your food block your mouth?”

“It can, it can~”

Watching Yuan Yuan eat happily, Ye Hao also started eating.

Whatever.

If he does anything else weird, I’ll kick him away.

In short — keep watch on Yuan Yuan.

“So Haozi, you’re saying you currently have no intention of getting a girlfriend?”

Hiss…

Yeah.
He indeed didn’t have that intention right now.

“That’s right.”

It’s impossible for now.

“Then what will you do if you secretly get a girlfriend behind my back?”

Finally, Yuan Yuan asked the question he truly wanted to ask.

If you get a girlfriend behind my back, what should I do?

“Impossible.
Who would like me?
Look at me right now — who would?”

(Luo Yao doesn’t count, Liu Qianxia rejected, Li Mengying is not an option.)

Who else?!

“You can’t say that.
Haozi, you’re actually quite popular.”

After all — she has been working hard to eliminate competition!

There are always girls trying to approach him — and she can’t block them all.

Who says no one likes him?

She likes this big idiot.

“I really want to lock this fool Haozi away…”
Yuan Yuan thought as she watched Ye Hao eating his meatballs.