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November 28, 2037 (Today)

▽Ninth Apostle Super Topic

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–Ninth Heaven’s Embrace 2037/11/28 12:18:20

Ugh, I’ve rewatched all of Big Brother Nine’s public videos forty times already…

–CyanChomi 2037/11/28 12:18:54

Apparently, something happened in a place called Sandra, and there’s a rumor it’s related to the Ninth Apostle!

–Invincible Little Witch 2037/11/28 12:21:12

It’s common knowledge that urban legends are all true lol

–CyanChomi 2037/11/28 12:21:47

I hope so, haha! Speaking of which, DF14 is releasing a collaboration skin for Big Brother Nine soon!

–Ninety-Nine Petal Cherry 2037/11/28 12:22:31

Hmph~! This crappy game actually has the guts to do this. It’s clearly an infringement of his portrait rights!

–Test Tube Brush 2037/11/28 12:23:05

Mmm… According to regulations, when an Apostle is temporarily unavailable, their portrait rights are managed uniformly by the propaganda department.

–Nine-Leaf Clover ☆Only Love Lord Corvus 2037/11/28 12:24:41

So, the propaganda department authorized it, then~

–Wandering Stars 2037/11/28 12:26:08

Sigh…………

–Nine-Leaf Clover ☆Only Love Lord Corvus 2037/11/28 12:26:42

@Wandering Stars Ah, Sister Star, you’re here. Are you still fantasizing about a wonderful life with Big Brother Nine today?

–Wandering Stars 2037/11/28 12:27:55

@Nine-Leaf Clover ☆Only Love Lord Corvus My feelings are a bit complicated right now…

–Test Tube Brush 2037/11/28 12:28:27

What’s wrong with you now?

–Wandering Stars 2037/11/28 12:29:03

I suddenly wondered… what if Lord Corvus is actually gay?

–Ninth Apostle’s Vampire Princess 2037/11/28 12:30:32

@Wandering Stars Such good news!?

–Ota Junya 2037/11/28 12:31:29

@Wandering Stars Such good news!?

–Heartbeat Kiss❤ 2037/11/28 12:32:43

@Wandering Stars Such good news!?

–CyanChomi 2037/11/28 12:34:03

@Wandering Stars Such good news!?

–God☆Draw☆King 2037/11/28 12:34:29

@Wandering Stars Such good news!?

–Ninth Heaven’s Embrace 2037/11/28 12:35:11

@Wandering Stars Such good news!?

–Test Tube Brush 2037/11/28 12:35:38

Good news my foot!

–Ninety-Nine Petal Cherry 2037/11/28 12:35:59

Ahahaha, the Ninth x Third Apostle pairing is amazing!

–Wandering Stars 2037/11/28 12:36:14

No, I don’t mean the aesthetically pleasing kind with handsome men and handsome men. I mean… a very… hardcore kind of gay.

–CyanChomi 2037/11/28 12:36:55

@Wandering Stars Could it be bear type? Pig type? Extreme play?

–Wandering Stars 2037/11/28 12:37:14

Something like that, but I hope I’m just mistaken…

–CyanChomi 2037/11/28 12:37:56

Keep having your mysterious wet dreams~~ I’m going back to playing DF14! I must get Big Brother Nine’s collaboration skin!!

The popular VTuber Bailian Chomi announced her comeback in the world’s top online game, Destiny Fantasy 14, and her participation in the upcoming World Cup. This news sparked a wave of discussion within the gaming community.

Some speculated that Chomi had actually been secretly leveling up an account in DF14 for a long time.

Others claimed she had been practicing for so long just to make a sudden, stunning appearance to amaze everyone.

Some suggested it was merely a regular commercial endorsement, and the account was actually provided by the operating company.

Still others believed she was using her work as an excuse to help a good friend level up a new character.

However, I was utterly oblivious to all of this.

At that moment, I stood before Aimira, my head bowed low, like a child caught cheating on an exam by their homeroom teacher.

Despite her being, by all accounts, not particularly formidable, I found myself unable to look up. No, how should I put it… when a beautiful girl who usually idolizes you suddenly does a complete one-eighty, looking at you as if you’re something filthy… can you understand that feeling? Self-reproach, shame, regret, guilt, and…

Even a little thrill.

“So, you intended to fulfill your physiological needs through legal channels while I was sound asleep, is that correct?”

Her voice was slightly cold, her tone like a police officer interrogating a suspect.

“Yes…”

To this, I could only confess without reservation.

“You secretly purchased a pass to a restricted live stream room on an adult website without my knowledge, is that correct?”

“Yes…”

“You initially thought this pass was for normal sexual orientations, but after using it, you discovered it was for the gay section, and a very hardcore one at that, is that correct?”

“Yes…………”

“So you enthusiastically took off your pants and shouted with delight, is that correct?”

“Yes………………my foot!!!”

I quickly retorted, yet Aimira wore an expression that screamed, ‘The more you hide, the more you reveal.’

“How will you prove you’re not gay?”

“How else can I prove it?! And even if I were gay, what does that have to do with you!?”

“It has everything to do with me!!!!!!!!!!”

She raised her voice and roared at me for the first time, making my heart tremble… Wait, I was a former Apostle. Is it really okay to be so pathetic?

I’ll scare her back!

“I’m super fierce! Roar!”

“…Even if you try to act cute, I won’t be moved.”

“I’m acting fierce, not cute…”

“…………In any case, please provide me with proof of your normal orientation, so I can be at ease.”

“Why do I have to make you at ease… Fine, fine… Uh…”

I rummaged under the folding bed in the living room and pulled out a stack of magazines—my true love, the Momiji-hime compilation, my heart’s treasure.

“Look, this stuff is clearly for straight men, right? If I were gay, why would I collect this?”

“Hmm…………”

She flipped through my prized collection… Wait, she’s only 16, a full six years younger than me. Is it really appropriate for me to show this to an underage girl? Shocking. The former Ninth Apostle, a common idol of humanity, has fallen so low as to spread lewd and suggestive materials to an underage girl, even secretly enjoying her disdainful gaze…

“Hmm, it certainly is a very male-oriented magazine.”

“Right, right!”

“But it’s not convincing enough. Perhaps you just bought the magazines to put here as a cover-up.”

“Then what do you want?!”

“I hope you can describe your preferences yourself.”

“Preferences mean…?”

“That is, your so-called s*x… s*x… s*x… fetish…”

‘Why are you getting shy as you speak?’

“I want to properly confirm your… ‘that’ preference. I hope you’ll say it yourself, okay?”

“Is this some kind of public shaming play?”

“Is it not allowed? (Imposing pressure)”

“…Ah, fine! I like—I like the armpits of beautiful girls! Especially after they’ve exercised and sweated… (A section has been deleted due to excessive suggestive and vulgar content, as mandated by the website.)”

“And what else?”

“I also like stirrup socks! Not pantyhose, not over-the-knee socks, not knee-high socks, not sticky socks, not short socks, not no-show socks—it absolutely has to be stirrup socks! The sole of the foot being tautly held by the fabric… (A section has been deleted due to excessive suggestive and vulgar content, as mandated by the website.)”

“And what else?”

“Hidden massive breasts! If I had to rank a third, it would be hidden massive breasts… (A section has been deleted due to excessive suggestive and vulgar content, as mandated by the website.)”

“Hm↑hm↓”

Aimira somehow seemed to be in a much better mood. Then, as if suddenly remembering something, she touched her face.

“Then… besides the mole on your chest, do you like… beauty marks or anything like that?”

She tilted her head, subtly highlighting the mole at the corner of her lip.

I honestly shook my head.

“I’m not interested in moles near the mouth. Tear moles are better.”

“………Lord Corvus, you don’t understand women’s hearts.”

“??”

Ah, that’s right. A man who truly understood women’s hearts wouldn’t openly declare his sexual fetishes in front of a beautiful girl. But in truth, I had held back. I hadn’t dared to mention ‘girls during their period are alluring’ or ‘I like the smell of head oil from beautiful girls who haven’t washed their hair in a long time’—even from a male perspective, these fetishes were quite bizarre.

“You seem to be hiding something else?”

Ah, this girl is so sharp. I needed to find a way to change the subject.

“Miss Aimira, please stop asking. You’re just trying to use this as an excuse to pry information out of me, aren’t you? Why don’t you just be direct? Do you have any wishes? I’ll fulfill them within my capabilities.”

“Really!?”

Aimira’s mood instantly brightened! Sure enough, she was waiting for me here.

“…Ah, but there’s a limit, okay? I don’t know what your sexual views are, but… if you lust after my body… I’d be very troubled…”

“…It’s not good for you to be so timid when you show your true face. It’s actually very alluring.”

“?? Am I?”

“I hope you’re aware of your nightclub host charisma.”

“Are you insulting me…?”

“Can I watch you show off?”

“Huh?”

“That’s my request! I want to watch you show off!”

…………………………………………..Watch me show off?

“It’s that, you know, that essential trope for invincible protagonists: the classic scenario of ‘acting like a pig to eat a tiger’! The seemingly ordinary male lead suddenly overwhelms everyone with his skills. I’ve always yearned for something like that!”

“Your preferences are really strange…”

“It’s actually just a display of power, a display of power! Let me admire your exalted strength up close!”

“Firstly, I never play Sacred Defense in card games. Secondly, Forced Contract isn’t an ability to be admired.”

When I first acquired this ability, it nearly killed me at least ten times, and I was forced to do many things against my conscience that I don’t wish to speak of again. Give up, Miss Aimira, I am absolutely not the kind of fool who would be overjoyed by a young girl’s adoration. Moreover, rashly using my ability carries the risk of exposure—

****Three minutes later.

“How about this, how about this? I can easily do things like this too!”

Three cockroaches, four flies, and five spiders on the ground danced to “Shin Takarajima” with incredibly comical movements. The controlled lights spun around them in dazzling rainbow colors—how about that? Aren’t you surprised?! Controlling the every movement of such tiny creatures down to the micrometer, and simultaneously manipulating both creatures and energy like light, seems simple, but the intricacies involved are… (A section has been deleted due to excessive suggestive and vulgar content, as mandated by the website.)

“So amazing, so amazing! Is there more, is there more?”

Aimira waved cheerleading pom-poms from who-knows-where, bouncing and jumping, her massive breasts also bouncing under her turtleneck sweater. I, full of smugness, poked my finger into an electrical outlet on the wall, then got shocked by 220V household voltage—just kidding.

“With just such a simple action, if I get serious, I can completely cut off power to this entire supply area just by touching any outlet! This would be a fatal blow to Starry Night City, which relies on electricity!”

“So amazing, so amazing! Is there more, is there more?”

“Also—oh, right! Isn’t esports very popular in Starry Night City? With Forced Contract, I can easily reach the top of all games! No matter if it’s esports or not!”

“Eh? But that doesn’t seem to be related?”

“Wrong! Through coercive dominance, I can intercept messages sent from the client to the server and then tamper with them or resend them! It’s a bit troublesome, but once you get used to it, it’s very fast!”

“Can I see?”

“Heh heh, watch closely!”

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An hour later, recalling it, I truly wanted to go back in time and slap myself.

I, Corvus Archia Lupercal, actually got carried away.

I even openly used hacks in the world’s number one online game.