Chapter 38 : Wild Scoundrel’s Big Explosion

“Snipers, don’t you think you’ve crossed the line? What did I do wrong for you to do this to me?”

After the sexually harassing Talon disappeared, numerous snipers passed through my games.

Among the snipers, there were those who were terrifyingly good and those who were incredibly bad, but they were all similar in that they prevented me from playing a proper game.

[Sinflower donated a whopping 5,000 won!]

-Isn’t it weirder if there are no snipers when 6,000 people are watching, Teacher?

“No, yeah. Why are 6,000 people watching?”

6,000 people, a tremendous number.

Clearly in the realm of major streamers.

At this rate, I might break my highest viewership record again soon.

It wasn’t like I had opened up 1,000 won donations, the minimum donation amount was 5,000 won, but the TTS kept going off every now and then, making me realize how many people were watching my stream.

Realizing that the stream has grown is definitely best felt through money.

Certainly, the number of viewers was steadily increasing every time I turned on the stream, but it wasn’t to this extent.

How did it get like this?

Even the viewership inflated from yesterday’s joint broadcast was only around 4,000, is there any reason for it to grow so much again in just one day?

[Jubiang donated a whopping 5,000 won!]

-How can you not watch when you’ve unbuttoned three blouse buttons? ᄏᄏ

“I wore it for you guys, but is the outfit really that impactful?”

School uniforms are nice. But I’ve never seen other female streamers get this much attention for wearing school uniforms.

Even though I don’t show my face.

Or maybe it’s because I don’t show my face, leaving room for imagination?

[honest404 donated a whopping 5,000 won!]

-It’s not the outfit, it’s, you know, yeah, that, yeah. 

“So it’s this after all.”

I stretched my arms by clasping my hands and extending them downward.

As my arms narrowed, my breasts were pushed together, their shape slightly distorted.

The chat started getting spammed with .

Seriously, why do they get so excited over something like this? Are they middle schoolers in a constant state of arousal or something?

Sometimes I think they’re not really getting off, but just pretending to get off as a concept.

Maybe they feel a sense of camaraderie with the chat that way.

[MintChocoBrushingRuffian donated a whopping 5,000 won!]

-She really wants to get banned again 

“Why does everyone keep saying I’m about to get banned? Can’t I even stretch?”

[YoonJeongHo donated a whopping 10,000 won!]

-What can you do when your whole body is bannable 

“Your Honor, I had no intention of making a sexual appeal. It’s just that my body has been sexy since birth.”

To be precise, it should be ‘since I was reborn’ instead of ‘since birth’, but who would believe that?

[asapas donated a whopping 5,000 won!]

-Judge) I agree

Enough with the useless talk, let’s get back to the original topic.

“Anyway, stop the mindless sniping, please! If you happen to be in the same game, please don’t freak out and make it obvious, just enjoy the game quietly and leave. Got it? If there are snipers in the next game, I’ll just end the stream.”

My motivation plummeted because my tier wasn’t rising and was stuck at Diamond 3, which I reached during the last joint broadcast.

It’s not easy to climb a tier every day, but it’s stressful when the games are constantly messed up and not like real games.

Aefan: Did you get that? Act well 

-hideandseek : Please welcome the professional actors!

-FingernailClippings : If you end the stream, it’ll be a mood killer, you snipers better take a hint

I just showed the queue and the pick screen, thinking it was useless to try to hide it now.

I’ve tried hiding it in so many ways, but they always found a way in.

Rather than that, it might be better to make sniping easier by openly showing the queue, so that innocent fans who just want to play with me have a higher chance of sniping instead of the worn-out, malicious snipers.

I’m not sure if there are any innocent viewers on my stream.

Anyway, the next game started.

“Okay, it’s nighttime. Mafia, please raise your heads.”

I threw out bait to catch snipers, but there was no reaction in the game.

My lane was mid, and my champion was LeBlanc.

My opponent was Ahri. The matchup was exactly 50/50.

It’s a simple skill matchup that’s decided by whether you get hit by Charm or not.

Ahri and I actively traded from the beginning, and both of us ended up with low health and mana, creating a situation where whoever gets ganked first gets the kill, like enemies meeting on a narrow bridge, a situation where neither can back down.

Then, our Kindred used a movement skill to jump over the wall from the enemy jungle, taking advantage of the gap when Ahri’s ward was destroyed, and ganked.

I used Distortion to approach, threw Malice, landed an auto-attack, ignited, and then used Distortion again to return to my original position.

It was a guaranteed kill, but it would be a loss if I got greedy for the kill and we both died, so it was better for me to take the assist even if Kindred got the kill.

Fortunately, luck was on my side, and I was able to get the kill with ignite damage instead of Kindred.

The intense tension was released, and I felt a sense of relief and satisfaction, a smile naturally forming on my face.

“It’s been a while since we’ve had a sane jungler, really. How long has it been since the enemy jungler arrived first?”

I bought items and returned to the lane feeling good.

I pushed Ahri to the point where she had to use her ultimate to escape, and the dive angle was so perfect that I called our jungler again.

And while diving, Kindred, who wasn’t even low enough to die, used Lamb’s Respite after taking two turret shots.

Ahri survived inside it, and the enemy jungler covered, resulting in a disaster where we both died even though we got 

“Hey, why are you so scared, Kindred? You could have taken one more hit, you know?”

Still, this jungler gave me first blood with the first gank. It’s not a 0 for 2, it’s a 1 for 2 trade. I can forgive one small mistake.

Thinking that, I suffered greatly in a 4v4 fight in the bot lane a little later.

Kindred, who had more than half health, used a terrible ultimate that healed all 4 enemies while pretending to save our ADC.

Because of that, a situation that should have been a 1 for 4 trade ended up as a 3 for 3 trade. And as a bonus, we couldn’t take the dragon that we should have.

“Hey, you fcking btch! You’re watching the stream, aren’t you!”

[MidGapIsObviousRuffian donated a whopping 5,000 won!]

-The actor is not very good at acting  He needs to be more natural 

[12:16] CPAK (Kindred) : Ah, my bad

[12:24] CPAK (Kindred) : I messed up trying to save Ez

“Take off your mask! You’re a sniper! Don’t pretend to be normal!”

But Kindred didn’t take off their mask until the end.

The game continued to go back and forth, and when the game had already passed 40 minutes, we had a teamfight in front of the Elder Dragon.

And as always, Kindred’s super save, covering three key members of the enemy team while pretending to save our team, was clearly an intentional act of a malicious sniper.

“Hey! You! Fcking! Btch!”

As a result of the teamfight, our team was wiped out, and three of the enemy team survived. They pushed straight to the Nexus, and the game ended in defeat.

[Demoted to Diamond IV]

“Aaaaaaaah!”

I knew something was ominous. Defeated by sniper trolling and demoted.

This is no ordinary demotion.

I’m doing a 15 million won mission when I reach Master.

This one demotion could result in losing 15 million won.

I didn’t do anything wrong! F*ck!

The thought of 15 million won made my patience reach its limit, and I completely forgot about the 6,000 people watching the stream.

ThrowingUntilChallenger: Kindred

ThrowingUntilChallenger : You should have saved your ult

ThrowingUntilChallenger: You should have used it on your mother

ThrowingUntilChallenger: Then you wouldn’t be from an orphanage

ThrowingUntilChallenger: You use it anywhere, so you couldn’t use it when your mother died

ThrowingUntilChallenger: It’s a shame

PleaseStopChatting?

PleaseStopChatting: You crossed the line

CPAK : You can misuse your ult, that’s too harsh

CPAK : Report that guy

ThrowingUntilChallenger: Report my ss, you btch

ThrowingUntilChallenger: Your actions should be analyzed to submit a psychopathology report

ThrowingUntilChallenger : Don’t pretend you’re not sniping, you fcking btch

ThrowingUntilChallenger: I want to send you to your mother

ThrowingUntilChallenger: It would be nice if you could burn together in hell

PleaseStopChatting: Sniping? Is LeBlanc streaming?

HomemadeSausage : Search for Ruffian on Switch

ThrowingUntilChallenger: Ahri, were you sniping too?

ThrowingUntilChallenger: Are you and Kindred orphanage buddies?

ThrowingUntilChallenger: Did the orphanage director teach you to snipe?

HomemadeSausage : We met by chance

ThrowingUntilChallenger : Chance is your mom getting hit by a car and dying

ThrowingUntilChallenger: But that was me

ThrowingUntilChallenger: I hit her

ThrowingUntilChallenger: I’m proud of it, it’s my number one life achievement

ThrowingUntilChallenger : I’m so glad I killed her

ThrowingUntilChallenger: I wish I had killed her before you were born

ThrowingUntilChallenger: Too bad

HomemadeSausage : Can you do this on stream?

HomemadeSausage : You’ll probably get canceled ᄏ

ThrowingUntilChallenger: Canceled is hell where your mom is

ThrowingUntilChallenger: Fcking btch who breeds

“Ugh.”

I wrote down a detailed account of Ahri and Kindred’s sniping and reported the two b*stards.

Meanwhile, the enemy Leona said something very suspicious.

PleaseStopChatting: I watched the stream, and it seems like Ahri and Kindred were at fault

PleaseStopChatting: Ruffian did nothing wrong

PleaseStopChatting: Go, Ruffian, Switch’s best mid!

“No, that guy’s lines are also really suspicious. ‘Best mid’, fck, isn’t that my boob meme? Isn’t he an actor sniper pretending not to know while watching the stream, fck! Ugh! I think I’m going crazy, I think I’m going to lose my mind! Uaaaaaaah!”

I was so angry that I couldn’t take it anymore, so I turned off the cam and rolled around on the floor.

I was so angry that I wanted to smash everything, but I couldn’t waste money smashing the keyboard or mouse.

I couldn’t punch the desk or the wall either, because the house and the desk belonged to So-eun.

“Gyaaaaaaaah!”

When I came back to the computer, I saw some chats in the chat room that were trying to provoke me.

“You don’t like the cursing at parents? If you don’t like it, get out of here, you sshole! Did some knife-wielding robber threaten to kill your mom if you don’t watch my stream? Put your mouse on the X and fcking click it! Then you’ll leave the stream, you fcking btch!”

After banning all the *ssholes who complained about the cursing at parents, I couldn’t take it anymore, so I started raging on stream.

“What did you expect from a fcking Ruffian? Yeah, I have a mental illness, what are you going to do about it? I’m an anger management disordered, manic-depressive, socially maladjusted, antisocial personality disordered, so what, fck! If you like implementing justice so much, study and become a judge or a prosecutor. Why are you playing judge in your room, saying, oh, this is a bit much, we should stop this? Are you a Switch operator? Huh?”

Then, funnily enough, the number of viewers didn’t decrease but increased.

It was slightly dropping from 6,000, but it quickly shot up to 7,000.

Why the hell are these guys coming in? Where are they coming from and what are they watching?

[Jerobi donated a whopping 50,000 won!]

-Calm down, let’s stop playing for today and do a mission

I paused at the 50,000 won donation from the chairman.

It’s 50,000 won now, but if it’s from the chairman, it could be 500,000 won later.

“A mission? What mission?”

[Jerobi donated a whopping 500,000 won!]

-How about Zero Two? 100,000 won per minute ᄀᄀ This is an advance payment

Suddenly my anger subsided.

“Chairman! Thank you so much for the 500,000 won donation! If you ask me to dance, I have to. Yes. But who would pay 100,000 won per minute? I see other places doing it for 10,000, 20,000, 30,000 won per minute.”

Is 10,000 won even a reasonable amount in the first place? 10,000 won for just shaking your hips for about 1 minute? There are so many people in Korea, not to mention the world, who do harder work for 60 times that duration and don’t even make 10,000 won.

I was one of them.

Who other than the chairman would pay 100,000 won per minute for that?

While I was thinking that, a Zero Two 100,000 won per minute mission was registered, and in an instant, a strange amount of money that made me doubt my eyes was gathered.

What is this? Is this a bug?