Chapter 39 : Ah, lol, this is the club, huh? Haha

[Zero Two Energy Sphere] [24,000,000 won]

I said I would only accept the energy sphere for 10 minutes, but the numbers climbed like some kind of numerical display bug, and in an instant, it reached 24 million won.

“Seriously, with this money, you could go to Oksusu TV and make someone dance the Zero Two naked, or go to a brothel and make someone dance the Zero Two while having s*x. Why are you spending it on me?”

[pandafufu donated a whopping 5,000 won!]

-What’s with that *sshole mentality 

[TakeCareOfYourEyesFriend donated a whopping 5,000 won!]

-Your way of thinking, seriously 

[DeliveryMakesAMonthlyMillion donated a whopping 10,000 won!]

-Because it’s you.

Because I want to see you.

Because I want your Zero Two.

[Byudi donated a whopping 5,000 won!]

-I just imagined dancing the Zero Two while having s*x ᄏᄏ

“No, I just really don’t understand, you know? Even if it’s not something sexual, you could do so many amazing things with this money.”

Of course, it wasn’t money sent by just one person.

It was money gathered bit by bit by well over 100 people.

Among them were people like the chairman who generously donated 500,000 won, but there were also many who contributed small amounts of tens of thousands of won.

It was like in the Digimon movie where emails of encouragement created Omnimon, money flew in from all over the country and combined to become 24 million won.

Younger kids probably won’t get the analogy, but anyway.

Even though I’m the one broadcasting, I don’t really understand the concept of donating so much money.

Is the poverty ingrained in my bones creating a gap in perception between me and ordinary people? If I become a little more well-off, will I be able to understand these actions?

Anyway, the money is there, and all I have to do is take it.

“Um, just a moment.”

I turned off the cam for a moment and ran to So-eun in the next room.

I remembered that she had a fox mask that she bought as a souvenir from a trip to Japan.

“I’m going to borrow your mask.”

“Are you sure, unnie? Really? I don’t think you can last four hours.”

So-eun was also watching my stream while working, so she seemed to know what I was going to do.

“How can I resist 100,000 won per minute? Even if I die, I have to dance until the end.”

“Uh… well, try your best.”

Leaving So-eun, who had a somewhat doubtful expression, behind, I returned to my room.

I put on the mask, adjusted the cam angle, and then created a traditional three-way split screen and displayed it on the stream.

“Can you see it well?”

Then the chat exploded again.

asapas: What’s with that ratio????? Is she a secret idol or something?????

-nadang: Wow! Silver-haired beauty! Wow! Silver-haired beauty! Wow! Silver-haired beauty! Wow! Silver-haired beauty!

EvaYang: Is that a human body???????? Then what have I been seeing all this time????????

-NotAWeeb : We are of a different species. She is a goddess.

LastLightOfNationRuffian : Switch’s best mid, Ruffian! Switch’s best mid, Ruffian! Switch’s best mid, Ruffian! Switch’s best mid, Ruffian! 

-TryToTurretSpam: Hit the mask! Hit the mask! Hit the mask! Hit the mask! Hit the mask! Hit the mask! Hit the mask! 

huge3703 : Isn’t that a women’s mask? Why does the mask look so big; How small is her head, seriously

-RuffianCursingAtSnipers : Mom, I want to be Ruffian when I grow up! Mom, I want to be Ruffian when I grow up! Mom, I want to be Ruffian when I grow up! Mom, I want to be Ruffian when I grow up!

“Hey, calm down and tell me if you can see it—”

Thump, something burned out, and the computer turned off.

Again?

But this time, the computer didn’t turn back on.

It seemed like something really broke.

“No! My 24 million won!”

I quickly checked the stream on my phone, and the chat was exploding with people mocking me, saying the computer broke again, and others accusing me of planning to run away with the mission money after receiving the donations.

I remembered that there was still another computer in this house, so I grabbed the cam and mic again and ran into So-eun’s room, screaming.

“Lend me your computer!”

“Sigh. I’ll help you set it up.”

In a hurry, I finished setting up in 5 minutes and turned the stream back on.

“Where am I now, you ask? It’s Kasil’s room, who I live with..”

[NoMeatNoFoodNoLife donated a whopping 10,000 won!]

-I’ve seen a lot of female streamers changing outfits, but this is the first time I’ve seen one changing rooms ᄅᄋᄏᄏ

“The computer suddenly died, so that’s what happened! Yes! Anyway, let’s get started!”

I set the timer for 4 hours, put on a 1-hour loop of that song that feels incomplete without the Zero Two, and mentally prepared myself while listening to the intro.

I have to do this for 4 hours? Is it possible? With my terrible stamina?

No, even if it’s not possible, I have to do it. 100,000 won per minute, I can’t lose that.

Before I could even finish making that resolution, the intro ended.

So, I just have to put both hands behind my head and sway my hips, right?

[ILoveThisAge donated a whopping 10,000 won!]

-The big one is coming, the big one is coming, the big one is coming, the big one is coming, the big one is coming,

[RuffianDancingTheZeroTwo donated a whopping 10,000 won!]

-We are living in the age of Ruffian!

Seriously, it’s already 100,000 won per minute, but donations are still coming in?

Is this real?

Isn’t this all a bubble?

Unbelievable, f*ck!

Before, I didn’t know how to dance since I had never danced before, but now that money was being copied and pouring down from the sky like a torrential downpour, I got excited and my body started moving on its own.

[DogThatBarksWhenItSeesBigBoobs donated a whopping 5,000 won!]

-Woof! Woof woof! Woof woof woof woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Arf! Grrrr! I can’t take it anymore, f*ck! Woof woof!

[Lazhan donated a whopping 5,000 won!]

-What’s with the chest movement, what’s with the chest movement, what’s with the chest movement, what’s with the chest movement, 

[Chorong donated a whopping 5,000 won!]

-This is the club Why do the cool kids go to clubs  This is the club 

[AverageStarCraftFan donated a whopping 10,000 won!]

-Run! Cannonballs are flying! It’s a bombardment! Run! Cannonballs are flying! It’s a bombardment! Run! Cannonballs are flying! 

[ILL donated a whopping 5,000 won!]

-This is the country! This is the country! This is the country! This is the country! This is the country! This is the country! 

[ChaDongJa donated a whopping 10,000 won!]

-Breaking news! Viewership surpasses 10,000 

“Already?”

I felt dizzy thinking that 10,000 people were watching this, but the money I was going to receive was too enormous to feel embarrassed or anything.

From the beginning, I was planning to last as long as possible, so I wasn’t moving too vigorously, just swaying gently, but looking at it on cam, it doesn’t look bad, you know? I think I look pretty good, even to myself. I’m not a narcissist. Objectively speaking.

“Wait! Doctor Stop!”

But So-eun turned off the cam and mic, stopped the timer, and stopped me.

“Why?”

“Looking at how your chest is shaking, it’s definitely going to hurt a lot tomorrow. If you’re planning to dance for 4 hours, change into a sports bra now.”

Oh right, that was the function of a sports bra.

To prevent the Cooper’s ligaments from being damaged by the chest shaking too much during exercise.

The sales clerk was passionately explaining that it’s especially necessary for those with bigger chests when So-eun and I went out to buy workout clothes.

I was so blinded by money that I didn’t even think about that.

I’m once again realizing how fortunate I am to have So-eun by my side.

She’ll never experience that, but she still thought of it, which shows how deeply she cares for me.

“Unnie, are you looking at my chest again?”

“No. Of course not.”

“……”

“So-eun. I like smaller ones better. I’m jealous of you.”

“I don’t need that kind of false comfort, unnie.”

I changed from the school uniform concept outfit to the crop top and leggings I usually wear at the gym.

My belly is exposed, so I’m a little embarrassed, but how can I resist 100,000 won per minute?

I turned on the mic and cam and explained to the rioting chat.

“Um, for health reasons, I’ve put on some protective gear.”

Seeing the noticeably smaller and less shaky chest, the chat started going crazy again.

But when it was concluded that shaking 1kg+ each non-stop is practically self-harm, the public sentiment was brought under control.

And so, the dance time resumed.

Remaining time: 3 hours 55 minutes.