Chapter 39: The Mega is the Medicine

[What’s going on?]

[What is it?]

The viewers are puzzled as they see the three gods hastily retreat.

But the gods can’t see the chat.

Even if they could see it, they weren’t in a position to answer questions.

The three gods were confused.

There was clearly no change in their opponent’s outward appearance.

It wasn’t particularly scary, but it felt like their whole body would freeze!

It was an emotion the gods were feeling for the first time.

It was as if an alarm was constantly ringing in a corner of their minds.

Even Seyul’s doll-like, neat and beautiful face looked like an evil god.

It was all a phenomenon created by the killing intent Seyul emitted.

This was different from the playful killing intent he had shown in “Kill Me Psychopath” last time.

The sincere killing intent he emitted easily overwhelmed even the gods.

<What kind of human?>

<This is?!>

The gods couldn’t believe that they, as deities, were so frightened by a mere human.

While they were retreating in shock.

One of the three moved.

<What will you do if you’re angry?>

It was the Wind God who had caused all this.

<I’ve already said it’s all your fault. Don’t be angry at me, be angry at yourself>

He continues in a mocking tone.

<Or are you going to cry saying it’s too much after writing a pledge? Such pledges have no legal effect anyway. Hehe!>

The Wind God makes a vulgar provocation.

He tried to act more relaxed to hide that he had been scared just moments ago.

<Eek!>

At that moment.

His hair was suddenly grabbed by a hand that appeared out of nowhere.

Seyul, who had approached unnoticed, jumped up, grabbed his hair, and pulled down.

As he pulled and twisted his hand skillfully, the Wind God, despite being a deity, fell down too easily.

He fell face down on the ground in the humiliating position of having his hair grabbed.

<How dare you grab my hair!>

Having his hair, which is important for a woman, grabbed.

He was subdued as easily as a child.

The enraged Wind God blows wind towards Seyul.

As befitting the Wind God, it was on a different level from the wind Alje used.

It was no different from a small storm.

The storm shot in a straight line hits Seyul precisely.

At that moment, Seyul relaxed his entire body.

When he wrapped himself in extreme relaxation without an ounce of strength, a strange thing happened.

Even though he was hit by the storm, his body didn’t shatter, but was pushed back slightly before returning unharmed.

<Impossible!>

The Wind God, who believed Seyul would be shattered, couldn’t believe his eyes.

The Wind God continued to blow wind, but none of them landed an effective hit.

[What’s happening?]

[Is it a bug?]

[He took the attack but there’s no damage]

[Why is he fine even after being attacked?]

[This time he didn’t even dodge, he took it head-on]

[Come to think of it, wasn’t he strangely uninjured during the explosion earlier too?]

The chat became noisy with murmurs.

Of course, it wasn’t a bug.

He doesn’t resist the great force but lets it flow through him.

It was one of the ultimate techniques in martial arts, subduing strength with softness.

Attacking Seyul using this was like hitting a blanket with a blunt weapon.

As the attacks kept failing, the Water God, who had been watching, stepped in.

The Water God shoots a stream of water towards Seyul.

It wasn’t a simple stream of water, but a high-pressure water jet capable of penetrating a skyscraper, shot from behind.

But Seyul, without even looking back, just turned his spear behind him.

As if he had eyes on his back, he strikes the water jet with the tip of his spear.

He hits it precisely while rotating the spear, causing the water to wrap around it.

It wasn’t like wrapping a long object like a ribbon or cloth.

He swung it with the formless water wrapped around the spear.

Towards the Wind God.

<Ugh!>

The Wind God dodges the flying stream of water.

Her speed is second only to the Light God, as befits her wind attribute.

After hastily dodging, she shot a whirlwind in return, but.

This time, Seyul wrapped the wind blown by the Wind God around his spear.

The wind, wrapped around the spear and with its trajectory altered, headed towards the Water God.

<How did you?>

The Wind God was dumbfounded.

How could he wrap formless wind or water around a spear?

Moreover, it wasn’t just wind, but wind directly blown by a god!

<You, you this spear technique is?!>

Although the Water God blocked it with a water barrier, his face was very surprised.

[This is a technique often seen in martial arts novels]

[Was this genre martial arts?]

[It was clearly fantasy]

[No, it’s not fantasy]

[All the games he plays were martial arts]

[Because he’s more like a martial artist than most martial artists]

[It’s the first time I’ve seen someone toying with impossible martial arts novel techniques]

[What’s with the sudden talk?]

[No, I know that but]

[What he showed today is on a different level from what he’s shown so far]

[I’m not joking, he’s really the only one doing martial arts here]

The viewers also clicked their tongues.

They had often seen Seyul use extraordinary martial arts.

But what he used today was special even among those.

Everyone was confused, not knowing what was going on, but one thing was certain in this situation.

<You’re using our power against us?>

No matter how much Seyul attacks with his own power, it’s difficult to inflict proper damage.

If he overcomes this by using their powers to make them attack each other, we’ll be in danger!

<Ah, Seyul!>

While the two gods hesitated.

The Light God, the only ally in this place, came to his senses.

<I said we should run away! But if you insist on fighting, I’ll help you. Together>

Together. The words after that didn’t continue.

Because Seyul glared at the Light God fiercely.

“Don’t you have any tact?”

“Not interfering is helping.”

A response as cold as winter wind.

The Light God froze, hesitating.

<Foolish one!>

It was an opportunity for the two gods.

The Water God, who had been pondering what to do and finally found a method, shouted.

<Go, water spirits!>

Responding to the call, things like flying water droplets appear.

There are dozens in total.

These are the water spirits, who can be called his subordinates.

The Water God’s plan was to not rashly engage themselves, but to safely overwhelm with numbers.

<Why are you standing still!>

But the summoned water spirits don’t listen.

The moment Seyul glared at them, they seemed to fall into confusion and fluster.

Why?

The Water God guessed the reason and discovered something he hadn’t noticed until now.

<You, now that I look closely, your affinity with water is tremendous!>

It was suspicious why he hadn’t discovered it until now.

He felt an affinity that seemed to surpass even himself, a god who handles water.

With this affinity, he had bewildered the water spirits and interfered with their actions.

This was due to the water attribute Seyul possessed as a top-level Melusine.

He usually kept it hidden, but released it towards the spirits, but the Water God had no way of knowing this.

But this was only effective on water-related entities.

The wind spirits summoned by the Wind God hesitated slightly but eventually succeeded in attacking.

However, it would have been better if they hadn’t.

It was a quantity-over-quality strategy that they had thought out to some extent, but there were two big miscalculations.

One was that no matter how many there were, mere spirits couldn’t make someone who had fought against gods struggle.

The other was leveling up.

In the game system, spirits are classified as high-level magical beasts and give a lot of experience points.

As Seyul cut and stabbed the spirits, killing them, a considerable amount of experience points came in.

<Oh no!>

The Wind God felt Seyul’s magical power growing stronger and stronger.

She realized she had made a regrettable mistake.

As game NPCs, they might not know about the leveling system.

But they knew that the one they had chosen grew stronger the more he killed.

<J-Just go back!>

Leaving him like this would only make the opponent stronger.

The two gods hurriedly sent the spirits back to where they came from, becoming defenseless for a moment.

Seyul chased after the Wind God without hesitation among the two.

<Why me?!>

The Wind God cried out in an aggrieved voice.

Seyul had already declared he would kill the Water God.

So she thought he would chase after the Water God, but why her?

[Why?]

[Why you, you ask?]

[Are you asking because you don’t know?]

[You stabbed him in the back!]

[A big one at that!]

The viewers were enraged at her seemingly genuine confusion.

‘From this moment on, you are my top priority!’

Seyul was also in his most enraged state since returning to his hometown.

Not only did they deceive him, but they also used and then killed and insulted those who were his comrades, even if briefly.

Those who had trusted him.

Even if it wasn’t reality but a game, he couldn’t stand it.

‘I can’t stand it, no, I won’t stand it!’

He gave in to his anger and rushed at the Wind God.

<Hmph, even so, a mere human>

The Wind God, who had been flustered, soon changed her mind.

She decided to engage in close combat against the approaching Seyul.

It was a change of strategy – if wind was useless, she would hit with her fists.

Of course, it wouldn’t be easy to land a punch on Seyul, but she only needed to hit once.

Even if he had gotten a bit stronger from earlier, it would be nothing to destroy a human like this with just one hit.

Seyul’s attacks would be like cotton balls to a god.

She thought she could endure the opponent’s attacks and look for an opportunity.

That’s what the Wind God thought as she prepared to take the attack, but

Slap!

Seyul didn’t attack.

He did hit, but it wasn’t an attack.

It was a humiliating insult.

<You slapped my cheek?>

The Wind God touched her cheek, aghast.

She couldn’t believe the fact that she had been slapped by a human.

Slap! Slap! Slap!

Seyul wasn’t satisfied with just one hit and continued slapping her cheeks repeatedly.

Whether the Wind God dodged or counterattacked.

He skillfully read her movements, dodged, and kept hitting her.

<Stop it!>

There was no damage at all, but the humiliation seemed to be consuming her body.

The Wind God tried desperately to dodge, but Seyul’s slapping became more violent as she did so.

He put down his spear and started slapping both cheeks with both hands.

As she kept trying to dodge, he grabbed her hair with one hand and slapped with the other.

[Uh]

[It feels satisfying, but]

[It’s too primitive, you could say]

The viewers were put off by the excessive brawling.

The other two gods were also dumbfounded watching a human enthusiastically slapping a god’s cheeks.

While everyone was silent.

Only the sound of slapping cheeks was ringing out excitedly.