The Hilarious and Silly Daily Life at Chaska Headquarters

“That’s not right!”

Kosiya, after her initial gasp, came to her senses and shook her head vigorously,

“You’re wrong, Fang Xin! You can squeeze those humans, sure, but why do you want to include magical girls?

That doesn’t fit with my initial idea of establishing Chaska!”

“Indeed, it certainly doesn’t fit with your original ideal of complete equality for magical girls,” the black-haired medium-length-haired girl, who had taken out another bottle of sports drink, gulped it down and then breathed a sigh of satisfaction,

“But there’s no way, Governor doesn’t want to study economics, and we can’t force you to study it, so it’s the simplest way to keep harvesting.”

Obviously, squeezing the humans alone isn’t enough at this stage. We need to suck the blood of the magical girls to survive this double crisis.”

“Harvesting again and again?” Shirova, who was next to her, started typing on the keyboard again and coldly said,

“That’s a good idea, but don’t you think the magical girls won’t resist?

Those 800 million human weaklings are fine, but we are controlling 100,000 magical girls. If half of them rise up, Chaska can fall apart.”

“So we have to squeeze them in batches, hehe~” Fang Xin rubbed her hands with a wicked smile,

“Squeeze a small part today, squeeze another part tomorrow, and even use a little sweetness to encourage the magical girls to fight against each other.

After accumulating over time, wouldn’t we be able to take their wealth into our pockets?”

“Okay, then let’s go on with your logic,” the brown-haired girl paused, and adjusted her monocle, not knowing whether the latter was crooked or expressing helplessness,

“Assuming your trick succeeds, however, once all the people and magical girls within the territory are squeezed dry, that will be the day of Chaska’s complete collapse.”

“Hehe, didn’t I say before, just imitate the old human era, and vigorously engage in various legislations and investments to deceive people from abroad into making investments, and you can make another fortune!”

“Those people will only be deceived once. Once they find out that they have been deceived, then Chaska’s international credit will be bankrupt, and we won’t be able to borrow any more money.”

“We can go to war after that!”

Waving her fists, the black-haired medium-length-haired girl’s eyes were burning with passion and fighting spirit,

“Peace is really too long and boring, war is more fun. We only need to declare war on the United Nations, break through the defenses of those human wastes, and plunder everything to enrich our national treasury –

After finishing with the United Nations, we can also fight Tamoan, fight Argo, fight Tutanatiao, fight the ‘Iron Curtain’, and beat up the whole world. That way, we’ll have enough wealth to squander for one or two hundred years!”

“To put it bluntly, you just want to fight, right?”

Looking at Fang Xin with eyes that were shining, Shirova rolled her eyes,

“I still miss the you from before, who couldn’t speak after running on a motorcycle and coming back to headquarters bloodied – how about going out and playing again?

Or go to the s*ave Trading Department you manage and do some business?”

“No,” Fang Xin, who had taken off her boots and threw them into the wardrobe on the side, “I’m about to starve to death. Let’s eat a big meal first!”

“Ah, it’s really delicious, my little darling.”

Tomnei appeared behind the black-haired medium-length-haired girl, pressed lightly on the other party’s shoulders, and then leaned down to suck on the body that was mixed with sweat and drinks,

“Such a tempting fruit, how can I not enjoy it?”

“Eh hehe, the big sister is really a pervert.” Fang Xin said resistance in her mouth, but her body couldn’t help but lean over, and she also buried her head in those big breasts and took a deep breath.

“There’s no way, who made me have such a cute younger sister,” the violet-haired short-haired girl hugged the black-haired medium-length-haired girl in a princess hold, and then stretched out her tongue to lick her fair and elastic abdomen, “Shall we have some fun here before dinner?”

“Stop, stop, stop!”

Kosiya, who felt the car speed getting faster and faster, stomped her feet angrily, causing the entire underground headquarters to tremble three times,

“Tomnei! How many times have I told you not to call anyone a sister? It’s really annoying!”

“There’s no way,” Tomnei shrugged her shoulders, looking unconcerned,

“You are all cuter than the other, it’s really too difficult for me to endure!”

“…In short, Fang Xin, I have a bottom line, and I will never oppress any magical girl within my borders!”

The red-haired twin-tailed girl picked up the economics books scattered all over the floor, and stared at the huge title on the cover with disdain, “Hmph, it’s just broken economics, let’s see how I can easily conquer it.”

“Governor-sama has finally come to her senses, come on.”

Shirova, who was typing on the keyboard, expressed her encouragement in a bland tone.

“Ko-ko-ko, you all have a good look at my learning ability – hey, dog, hurry up and bring a new set of tables over here, and clean this place up.”

With her arms crossed, Kosiya was very arrogant, and then snapped her fingers in a certain direction.

Then an ordinary human girl, wearing nothing, with a collar around her neck, immediately climbed out of the doghouse in the corner, and ran out of the headquarters door in a flash, almost colliding with a pink-haired girl with a ponytail who was just pushing the door open.

“I’m back!”

The director of Supai, Rin Kazemori, pushed a cart full of various delicacies, and held a box of papaya-flavored milk in her hand, smiling and greeting everyone in the room, “Dinner is all here, let’s eat together!”

“Great!”

Fang Xin jumped up excitedly from Tomnei’s arms, but the red-haired twin-tailed girl rushed over first and snatched the papaya milk that Rin was sipping.

“Eh?!”

The pink-haired girl with the ponytail didn’t react at first, and then looked at Kosiya with a stony face, “My papaya milk!”

Sluuuuurp, hum hum—

The red-haired twin-tailed girl was enjoying the milk with an air of ease, not even looking at the victim.

“Ugh…”

With tears sparkling in her eyes, Rin Kazemori lowered her head with a wronged expression, “Senior, it, it’s too much.”

“I’m doing this for your own good, you idiot Rin.”

Kosiya pouted and happily enjoyed the papaya flavor flowing in her mouth, “You caught a cold yesterday, and you’re still eating desserts, so let me share some of it for you.”

“I say, Governor-sama,”

Shirova, who stopped typing on the keyboard, poked her head out from behind the computer and stared at the red-haired twin-tailed girl with a blank expression,

“If you want to kiss her, just go for it, why do you have to use a straw to do it indirectly?”

At that moment, the red-haired twin-tailed girl choked on the milk and began to cough violently.

“…Who, who wants to kiss her?”

“The good feelings you two are passing to each other, the whole world can see it clearly,” the brown-haired girl put her hand on the table to prop up her chin, her monocle reflecting the sharp light,

“Is it so difficult to express it boldly?”

“I, I don’t like that idiot!” Turning her face red, Kosiya pointed at Rin Kazemori and shouted at Shirova in a rage,

“I’m, I’m just being considerate of my subordinates.”

“Then how do you explain this cake?”

Holding up a beautifully packaged box in her hand, Shirova turned her eyes,

“You were fiddling in the kitchen for a whole night yesterday, and you only managed to make it after failing ten times.

You were also whispering while you were doing it, saying that you wanted to give Rin a surprise.”

“You… you don’t mess with my stuff, okay?!”

Rushing over and snatching the cake box, the red-haired twin-tailed girl held it tightly, her cheeks flushed with shyness, and she avoided looking at anyone in the room,

“This, this is not a surprise, it’s just that, it’s just that I didn’t do it on purpose, so, so I was thinking of giving it to her.”

The brown-haired girl didn’t speak, but just silently pointed to the side.

Then Kosiya, who turned her head, turned green and red on her face, and clenched her teeth tightly, and her whole body was trembling violently, looking like a volcano that would erupt soon.

“Be good, don’t cry, I have another one here.”

Tomnei held a box of papaya milk with a straw in her hand, and handed it to the pink-haired girl with the ponytail who was still standing there sniffling, and comforted her gently.

“Ugh…”

Rin Kazemori, who took the milk, sipped it and looked at the violet-haired short-haired girl with tears in her eyes, and then burst into laughter, and warmly hugged the other party,

“As expected, Senior is still the best to me.”

“Tomnei!!” The steam that came out of her head was like a train whistling, the girl’s cheeks were even redder than the twin-tails on her head, she was dancing around in place, and shouting, “Shit, you’ve gone too far!”

“You obviously like her, but you’re a tsundere and you won’t confess, and you call her an idiot,” Tomnei, who grinned, embraced the other party and buried her face in the soft, pink long hair and took a deep breath,

“I won’t miss such a good opportunity to comfort Rin and further improve our relationship.”

“Ugh waaah! You’ve all gone too far!”

Kosiya, in a fit of anger, threw the thick economics book in her hand, but it was dodged by the violet-haired short-haired girl and hit Fang Xin, who was enjoying the food by the cart, and splashed the latter’s face with soup.

“My lamb tripe soup ah ah ah!”

The destruction of the food was definitely the black-haired medium-length-haired girl’s most intolerable thing.

In anger, the red-haired twin-tailed girl threw the economics book back, and the red-haired twin-tailed girl quickly dodged to the side, so the one who suffered was Shirova behind her.

“It seems that I have to join in as well.”

The brown-haired girl, who was emotionless, twisted her neck, wiped the economics book pasted on her face to the side, grabbed a large handful of ballpoint pens from her desk, and began to throw them indiscriminately at the four people in the room.

“Ugh waaah waaah, my papaya milk!” The papaya milk, which was half-sucked, was brutally struck by the ballpoint pen.

Rin Kazemori looked at the milk that was spilled all over the floor with tears in her eyes, and then ran to her desk, and picked up the fruit placed on it, and threw it all over the place.

“Oh, this banana is delicious!”

Tomnei, who had slipped away to a far corner, thought she was safe, but was hit in the face by a banana in a very clever way.

She licked the pulp on her face and found that it tasted good, so she happily ate the rest of the bananas, and then picked up the memo on the desk and smashed it arbitrarily.

“Submit to the skirt of this lady, you idiots!”

Kosiya, the initiator of the incident, hid behind her broken desk, and threw the thick books next to her one by one.

She wanted to strike a domineering pose, but was slapped in the face by the boots thrown by Fang Xin, and she had to hide behind the desk and throw books, not daring to show up again.

So, one day at the headquarters of Chaska ended in the girls’ chaotic battle of throwing things.

Ah, yes, this kind of silly and cheerful daily life, this kind of friendship that seems to be friction but is actually closely connected, is what she yearned for most deeply, what she loved most, and what she cherished most in the depths of her flawed heart.

Therefore, Kim Erise, forgive me, an old acquaintance, for breaking with you.

Regardless of the cost, I will also protect Chaska and will never lose everything I have now.