Women, all of you get lost! (3)

The entire afternoon, both Li Mengying and Liu Qianxia, who sat in front of Ye Hao, were surrounded by a thick aura of death.

Their faces stayed dark and gloomy for the whole afternoon.

Meanwhile, Ye Hao kept doing questions with a calm face.

Do questions, scold Yuan Yuan, do questions, scold Yuan Yuan, go to the toilet, do questions…

“Haozi, can we take a break…?

I’ve written almost five test papers.

I feel like my brain is shrinking…”

She wasn’t joking.

During the entire study session, Yuan Yuan had been operating at full power.

Every point wrong meant a slap from Ye Hao.

Even if she stuffed a pillow into her pants, it wouldn’t help!

Just like that, her brain had been running in overload all afternoon.

If she didn’t rest soon, it might actually explode.

“No way, no way, no way.

Just five test papers and you’re dying?

No way, no way, no way?”

Spinning his pen, Ye Hao looked at the defeated Yuan Yuan and entered pure mocking mode.

“Ye… Hao…”

Grinding her teeth, Yuan Yuan clenched her fists.

“No way? No way?

You’re mad? You’re mad? You’re mad?”

“Ye Hao!!”

Yuan Yuan punched him again and again.

Although it looked fierce…

Little sister, did you not eat?

It didn’t hurt at all.

Honestly, Luo Fan killing a mosquito hurt more than this.

“So angry I’m going to die!”

This idiot!

Why can’t he comfort her!?

Just say ONE nice thing!

“Alright, stop hitting.

If you continue… I’m afraid your hand will start hurting…”

He patted Yuan Yuan’s little head and smiled with satisfaction.

Yuan Yuan was clearly the happy pill in his otherwise boring life.

“Tch, my hand is hurting…”

She shook her hand lightly, stuffed all the test papers on the table into Ye Hao’s arms, and collapsed on the desk.

Nope.

She was dying.

Her head was killing her.

Her brain was overclocked.

Seeing Yuan Yuan completely collapse, Ye Hao looked forward and caught the sight of two dangerous figures.

Both Li Mengying and Liu Qianxia emanated a deathly aura.

It made Ye Hao immediately lower his head in fear.

Why were these two acting like grim reapers?

Wait…

What was he afraid of?

Yeah—what was he afraid of?

This was modern society.

Did he really think these two girls would chop him up?

Chen-senpai got beaten bloody because he was a scumbag.

But Ye Hao wasn’t.

He hadn’t even touched their heads before.

There was no reason they’d suddenly attack him for no reason.

Fear what!

After hyping himself up, Ye Hao looked at Yuan Yuan’s test papers.

There were five of them.

Originally, Ye Hao only wanted her to do one.

Just one.

Then he’d let her go.

But who knew…

This idiot finished one paper and suddenly got inspired.

She went full throttle.

Whose fault was that?

Today, Ye Hao had decided—

He would make this idiot pretend until she became perfectly round!

Since she loved writing so much, fine!

Here were four more test papers, difficulty gradually increasing.

No need to thank him.

If you don’t seek death, you won’t die.

Why didn’t this silly Yuan Yuan understand that?

She insisted on being mischievous all day.

A certified Mischief Monster.

“The first test paper has no mistakes.

Second test paper: minus two points.

Third: minus five.

Fourth: full score.

Fifth: minus ten…”

Ye Hao couldn’t understand it.

She got the entire fourth paper correct—

But messed up the earlier ones.

And the mistakes were ridiculously absurd.

“Five test papers, total minus seventeen points.

Although… pretty good.

But… one point, one slap.

Ye Hao keeps his word.”

Don’t blame him for being heartless.

He gave her a chance.

She didn’t cherish it.

“A’Yuan, you’re not escaping this afternoon.

Don’t you love coming to my house for food?

Today, I welcome you warmly~”

He rubbed his hands with excitement.

“You… fine.

Just kill me…”

Yuan Yuan finally gave up resisting.

She decided she would turn her sorrow into appetite—

And steal all of Ye Hao’s dinner later.

Why did she have to show off earlier?

Doing just one test paper would’ve been fine.

Why pretend to be a genius?

“Eh?

Why are you talking like that?

How could I bear to kill you?

You’re so cute.

You’re my good bro.

And my little dummy.”

“Haozi…”

Just as Yuan Yuan was moved—

Ye Hao added one more sentence.

“At most, I’ll beat you half-dead.

Of course I’ll leave you some breath. Don’t worry~”

Yuan Yuan: “……”

Give me back my emotions!!

Meanwhile.

Li Mengying was extremely frustrated.

She liked Ye Hao so much.

Why did everything backfire?

She didn’t understand why she came off as annoying.

She just wanted to express her feelings…

Confess her love…

“Liu Qianxia… am I really that annoying?”

Liu Qianxia, currently slicing her notebook with a craft knife, closed her eyes at the question.

“To be honest…

Yes.

You are disgusting.”

Putting aside how much she disgusted Ye Hao…

These days, Liu Qianxia had also been disgusted by her.

In summary—

Other than being pretty, she had ZERO likeability.

Afternoon passed quickly.

After school, Ye Hao and Yuan Yuan submitted the test papers to Jiang Yue, then walked home together.

“Haozi… will your sister welcome me…?”

Just thinking about how crazy she and Ye Hao had played earlier made Yuan Yuan blush.

“No worries.

How could my sister not welcome you?

Relax.

She won’t make you sleep on the street.”

“Hehehe…

The way you say it makes me nervous…”

Sleep on the street?

Who would sleep on the street!?

Idiot Ye Hao!

“Don’t worry.

Calm.”

Ye Hao rubbed her head, then froze when he saw a familiar figure in the distance.

Chen Shirou?

Huh?

Why was that woman here?

What was she doing?

Honestly—

For a moment, Ye Hao panicked.

“Haozi, isn’t that your ex-girlfriend…?”

Compared to him, Yuan Yuan spotted her instantly.

What did this woman want?

Ambush?

“What ex-girlfriend?

I didn’t even know her before.

Stop talking nonsense.”

He slapped Yuan Yuan’s head lightly and walked confidently forward.

As for Chen Shirou…

Ye Hao truly had no memory of her.

But to be fair—

He forgot a lot of people’s names.

However…

He remembered textbooks very well.

“Ye Hao, remember our agreement.

I helped you get rid of two annoying people today.”

“Yes, yes, thank you.

Next time, definitely. Next time.”

He stepped aside and walked away as if nothing happened.

“Haozi… what agreement?

You didn’t… right…?”

Seeing Yuan Yuan’s suspicious eyes, Ye Hao smashed his fist onto her head.

“OW!”

“What are you thinking!

The deal is—

She acts as my shield.

She’ll help chase away annoying people so I can study.

And in return, I tutor her.”

Hmm?

Yuan Yuan sensed something off immediately.

Didn’t Chen Shirou have a retired professor grandfather?

Why would she need Ye Hao to tutor her?

“Haozi… you know her grandfather is a retired professor, right?”

“No?

I’ve never been to her house.

How would I know?”

He shrugged.

Retired professor?

Some skill, sure.

But having a tutor at home and coming to him instead?

He didn’t get it.

“You don’t think maybe she…”

“She’s probably just helping her grandfather.

No need to think so much.

She helps me block people.

I help her study.

That’s it.”

Ye Hao didn’t care.

Why think about meaningless stuff?

Better to go home and apologize to Yao Yao.

Then find a way to mention he had a girlfriend.

No—he couldn’t tell others his sister was a brother-con.

Too embarrassing.

Although he liked his sister Luo Yao…

But still—

A sister was a sister!

He couldn’t think weird things!!

Way too degenerate!!

“Sis! I’m home!”

He opened the door—

and saw Luo Yao standing at the entrance, holding a fruit knife, hair covering her face, looking like she crawled out of a horror movie.

“Oh, Haohao and Yuan Yuan~

Welcome home~”

Ye Hao: !!!

Yuan Yuan: ??!

“Haozi… I… I’m scared…”

She had never experienced anything terrifying.

Even haunted houses nearly killed her.

Seeing Luo Yao like this… she was terrified.

“Yuan Yuan, don’t be scared.

Actually… I’m scared too…”

Seeing Ye Hao frozen outside, Luo Yao flicked her head, pushing her messy hair back.

“Come in.

I just woke up and was peeling an apple when I heard the door.”

Just woke up…

Alright…

Looking at her messy hair, Ye Hao covered his face.

Small scene.

Not scary…

Not scary…

“You two sit.

I’ll go prepare dinner.”

As Luo Yao walked into the kitchen, munching on the apple—

Yuan Yuan finally let go of Ye Hao.

“Haozi… your sister is terrifying…”

Terrifying?

Please!

You should’ve seen her punching a table into two halves.

This? This was nothing.

He only got an adrenaline rush.

“Don’t panic.

Small scene…”

After Yuan Yuan nervously finished dinner like a scared little rabbit—

Luo Yao slapped the table.

Yuan Yuan jumped violently and immediately hugged Ye Hao, who was trembling beside her.

“Haohao, tell your sister—

Why didn’t you come home last night?”

“What! Haozi, you didn’t come home last night!?”

In one sentence—

Two people teamed up against Ye Hao.

Ye Hao was dumbfounded.

Yuan Yuan!!

Why are you on the enemy’s side?!

Just as the family interrogation began—

Ye Hao’s phone rang in his pocket.

“Wait, I need to answer this…”

A savior!!

Let me see who the little angel calling is!

“Hello~?”

Hearing the voice on the other side, Ye Hao’s expression instantly froze.

A few seconds later, he hung up.

“Yao Yao-jie, Yuan.

I need to go out.

I probably won’t come back tonight.”

“What happened?

Why aren’t you coming back again—”

“Urgent! I’m leaving!”

Ye Hao pulled his chair back, ran outside, and entered the black sedan waiting at the door.

“Go!”