Chapter 47 : Water gun swoosh swoosh

-Baby noises: Shushuk. Shushuk. Shi. You sshole shushuk. Shukshukshi. You sshole. Shuk. Fck. Shushukshuk. Shi. Fck. Shuk you sshole shushuk. Fck. 

-11thStrengthWeapon: Btch, btch, btch, btch, btch, btch, btch, btch, btch, btch, btch, btch, btch, btch, btch, btch, btch, btch

tw25335 : Die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, 

-BtchKiller:
-Legal: Suseuya, are you being fooled again? Suseuya, are you being fooled again? Suseuya, are you being fooled again? Suseuya, are you being fooled again? 

-charmingful: “Listen carefully. You get betrayed because you expected something in the first place. If you don’t expect anything from the beginning, you won’t be betrayed.”

-MaliciousSpammer:
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-Gyuto: I think I’m going crazy I think I’m losing my mind I think I’m going crazy I think I’m losing my mind I think I’m going crazy I think I’m losing my mind I think I’m going crazy I think I’m losing my mind

-Where did you buy that fcking ugly sunglasses? Tell me quickly so I can go burn down the store

YangSanInternationalSchool : Streamer! Open the door! Streamer! Open the door! Streamer! Open the door! Streamer! Open the door! Streamer! Open the door!

Psi99: She looks pretty even with just her lower face showing 

-nimblebody: How do you even find such a fcked up item like waterproof masks????????????

-WaterGunShooting:

-ILoveYuju:

-user5513:

[JustPassingBy donated a whopping 5,000 won!]

-Don’t you guys think you’re crossing the line? Did our Ruffian ever say she would reveal her face? Huh?

-TarotFortuneTelling : Don’t be ridiculous!!!!! Please!!!!!!!

-achelsy: If you have a ‘human heart’, you shouldn’t have done this
MalleableLine: Are you being fooled again??? Are you being fooled again??? Are you being fooled again??? Are you being fooled again??? Are you being fooled again???

-holymoly:

[Ward15Patient donated a whopping 5,000 won!]

-Upvote if you’re having a mental breakdown right now!

-HoNiNi : Teacher, why are you doing this to us? What did we do wrong for you to do this to us

-RuffianClanAssassin: What a fcked up btch…. The kind of b*tch you want to hit every time you see her…… That’s what makes her more charming…..

-Sand:
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-AhHaeGaYo:

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  -trashtachi:
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  Boomer17Years: Aigoo~Tsk,,,These days, young people,,,have lived comfortably,,,!!!They don’t know,,,how to make an effort!!!Aigoo, you fcking btch,,,,!!!Tsk!~~~ If you want to be popular,,,you should make an effort to show your face! Effort!!$~~~!Haaack~~~~Ptui!!!!

• -ililyi399:

• -YangSangChi:
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  [dksla3333 donated a whopping 5,000 won!]

• -Your forehead is so pretty…… You *itch, is the stream a joke??? Is it a joke!!!! I was the only one who was serious again!!!!

• “Heuk. Keukeukeuk, puheup!”

I burst out laughing at the sight of the chat going crazy.

She was wearing huge sunglasses that looked like goggles and a waterproof mask, revealing only her forehead and ears, so the viewers were understandably upset.

I can control their emotions! I made the viewers angry!

[ghost3255 donated a whopping 5,000 won!]

-Laughing? Laughing? Laughing? Laughing? Laughing? Laughing? Laughing? Laughing? Laughing? Laughing? Laughing? Laughing? Laughing?

“Hey, why are you guys so angry? Did I ever say I would reveal my face? I’ve been saying from the beginning that I wouldn’t, you know?”

Seeing the viewers getting worked up washed away all the stress I had received earlier.

Even though they’re always teasing me, I’m ultimately in the position of power, you know?

I’m the owner of this stream.

You guys are dying to know what I look like, right? But I won’t tell you, heh.

[RuffianWhoSecretlyEatsMintChoco donated a whopping 5,000 won!]

-The window is well-tinted, you can’t see anything inside, you *itch, I really want to punch you in the solar plexus

“Hey? I said it was a bikini broadcast, when did I say it was a face reveal broadcast? Why are you guys getting so worked up? You guys are really weird.”

[Shield donated a whopping 5,000 won!]

-This is the first time I’ve seen a crazy b*tch do a bikini water broadcast with her face covered, I think I’m going crazy, I think I’m losing my mind

[YeonJoo08 donated a whopping 5,000 won!]

-This is unprecedented in the history of Headless Knight broadcasts, this is a new era of Headless Knight broadcasts

[HavingAMentalBreakdown donated a whopping 5,000 won!]

-Why are you going so far to cover your face ?????

“What are you talking about? It’s because I’m ugly as f*ck. So don’t be too curious. You’ll get hurt. Keuk.”

[GoldenMaiden donated a whopping 5,000 won!]

-Your face is small, your skin is fair and clean, and your jawline is sharp, but you’re saying your face is ugly?

“But it actually happened.”

[CatDogCenturyBattle donated a whopping 5,000 won!]

-What did the pension owner believe in to sponsor a 듀라한 who doesn’t even show her face?

[ezletter donated a whopping 5,000 won!]

-Because black cow milkers like us are recording 15,000 viewers  Mooooooo

-HowToFindLove: Wow, 15,000 viewers

-LastLightOfNationRuffian : The last hope of Korea, Ruffian! The last hope of Korea, Ruffian! The last hope of Korea, Ruffian! The last hope of Korea, Ruffian! The last hope of Korea, Ruffian!

[CamMore donated a whopping 100,000 won!]

-This is CamMore’s CEO, Ruffian, you’re really pretty, you can be confident in your looks, I mean it, I always support you

‘CamMore?’

-SwitchViewer : What’s CamMore, you weeb

yesuman: Did she get another weird sponsorship?

-EueDeum: I looked it up, it seems like a computer parts store?

-YaYoYaYuYaYe: Shill ᄂ

I was about to join in with ‘What’s that, you weeb’ when I suddenly remembered.

When I went to buy a cam and a mic, I told the CEO there my stream nickname.

“Ah!”

He said he might or might not watch, and he was watching! It’s embarrassing to be remembered.

The thought of someone I’ve met in real life watching my stream suddenly made my face burn red.

“Ugh!”

-honguss: What, she seems to know the person?

-CesiumUranium: I’m going to spam her with DMs until she answers

-MaskOfBlackenedMilker : Why do you get to see? Why do you get to see? Why do you get to see? Why do you get to see? Why do you get to see? Why do you get to see? Why do you get to see?

“Thank you so much for the generous 100,000 won donation! But you can’t tell anyone else about me! You know, right?”

[CamMore donated a whopping 100,000 won!]

-I haven’t told anyone, so don’t worry 😉

Where did he learn that weeb Way of speaking? He was a young CEO, but it’s a bit unsettling.

Anyway, the fact that someone I’ve met in person is watching my stream makes me feel embarrassed. Maybe it’s not that I was okay with the viewers because they were men, but because they were faceless cyber wraiths.

I made a firm resolution to never do a fan meeting or anything like that.

[CantTakeItAnymore donated a whopping 50,000 won!]

-So what is it???? Is it true that you’re pretty?????

“I don’t know!”

I will never reveal my face during a broadcast.

Why would I when I’m already doing so well?

Maybe for a 1-year anniversary or a birthday donation grab, but.

There’s no way I’d do it for no reason.

-diversity99: why is she wearing a mask?

RehabilitationForMisfits : she is a plague patient

faaaky: U BOOBS GOOD

-NationalRifle : Now even foreigners are giving sexual compliments 

-WarriorOfLightNaNi : Isn’t that a Korean pretending to be a Yankee

-HeokHoon : U BOOB GOOD 

As the bikini started appearing in the thumbnail, the number of viewers started to multiply like crazy.

The number that used to fluctuate between four and five digits had broken through five digits and was still climbing.

It was at 25,000 viewers. Are we going to break another record? For reference, the record is 35,000 during the Zero Two. For a personal broadcast, that’s almost reaching the limit.

Of course, it’s nearly impossible to reach that number with only Koreans.

Among them, there was a significant portion of the foreign legion that goes around causing a ruckus whenever there’s a dance or exposure broadcast.

“Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi. Konnichiwa, bonjour, um, what else is there?”

I greeted my foreign friends using all the foreign languages I knew.

It’s amazing that friends on the other side of the world can come and watch my stream.

‘Streaming is so easy.’

I showed off my full body in front of the pool, spinning around, and now I was in the heated pool, leaning on a tube and floating around, shooting a water gun.

After the full body shot, I took the phone back from So-eun and was now holding it myself.

These days, phones are so waterproof that you can play with them in the pool.

The advancement of technology is truly scary.

10 years ago, dropping your phone in the sink was a disaster.

Now you can take it with you while diving, and it’s fine?

[NotTakingItEasy donated a whopping 20,000 won!]

-Ruffian’s boobs are truly legendary, her chest is already magnificent, so magnificent that it’s like the Grand Canyon in the US, I have no regrets in life if I could die falling between that valley

Just leaning on a tube and floating around, shooting a water gun, and the money multiplies like crazy?

‘This is life, and this is streaming.’

The air conditioner made the room cool, and the heated pool warmed my body.

The feeling of floating in the water was so relaxing that I felt like I could fall asleep right there, a paradise on earth.

Should I just sleep? The money will probably keep multiplying while I sleep.

But sleeping on the water is a bit scary, so I decided against it.

“Unnie, can you film me for a bit?”

But suddenly, So-eun, who was next to me, said something unexpected.

“I’m in the middle of a broadcast, though?”

“I know, that’s why I’m asking.”

“……Do you want to be on the broadcast?”

“Yes. I do.”

What, this sudden desire for the spotlight?

I mean, everyone has a desire for attention, but still.

Your outfit is a two-piece bikini that really flatters my eyes, but are you sure?

It’s a cute tube top on top, and a wrap skirt on the bottom that’s not too revealing, but still, can you confidently appear on a broadcast in front of 25,000 people? Really?

Why is she suddenly like this? Did she eat something weird?

“Um, uh?”

I was confused, unable to understand So-eun’s intentions.