“Smack, smack, smack~”
“Smack, smack, smack~”
“Ow, that hurts!”
“Not there! Anywhere but there!”
“Can’t you be a little gentler~”
“Waaah! Please, I beg you, spare me (teary-eyed).”
****
Qiweiya rubbed her stinging backside, gazing at Aileika with a wronged expression. “I only let a few enemies go, didn’t I~? Was it really necessary to hit me like this? Look how much it hurts!”
Aileika clapped her hands, letting out a cold snort. “Consider yourself lucky! If you were an ordinary person, I’d have butchered you and thrown you in a pot! Though, personally, I think a nude banquet sounds rather delightful~”
Qiweiya shivered. “Holy hell! You’re terrifying. You actually want to eat me in a nude banquet. It seems I need to keep my distance from you to protect my virtue!”
Aileika shot Qiweiya a fierce glare. “Try to keep your distance, just try! See if I don’t flay you alive~”
Qiweiya shrank her neck. “But those people weren’t human civilians, nor were they national soldiers, were they? Can’t we avoid war right now?”
Aileika glanced at Qiweiya, then took a sip of her tea. “Do you think that’s possible? Those civilians, who have been harassed for so long, won’t care about such distinctions~ They only know that their attackers were human, and they won’t care if they were ‘your own’.”
Qiweiya rubbed her backside. “But if we fight, it’ll devastate countless lives again… And your demon race will definitely suffer losses! Many primordial races on the continent are watching, you know.”
Aileika looked through the window at the soldiers patrolling back and forth outside. “As long as the angels from the Celestial Realm and the dragons from the Dragon Realm don’t interfere, we won’t face any major problems… The angels’ holy attribute is a huge restraint for us, and the dragons’ Dragon Armaments are also formidable weapons.”
Aileika turned her head. “But are you really alright discussing how to attack the continent with me like this? That region is clearly within your jurisdiction. Aren’t you afraid your guardian races will criticize you?”
Qiweiya clicked her tongue. “If you hadn’t promised me not to harm civilians, I wouldn’t be discussing any of this with you!”
Aileika nodded. “Then, shouldn’t we discuss your enrollment in the continent’s First Academy now?”
A bead of cold sweat trickled down Qiweiya’s temple. “Ah? What did you say? The academy, you mean~? That was just for a bit of experience, really, nothing major~ No need to talk about it.”
Aileika, with a serene confidence, uttered words that made Qiweiya incredibly stressed. “However, why did our Guardian Goddess tell me: ‘Qiweiya has amassed many young women in the academy again!’ Of course, I wouldn’t rule out the possibility that the Guardian Goddess said this intentionally to make me withdraw~”
Qiweiya wiped the sweat that had inexplicably beaded on her forehead. “Ah-ha~ Ah-ha~ That’s right, Nagornes Darkness just loves to play jokes like that! I’ll give her a good talking-to when I get back! At such a young age, she’s learning bad habits and slandering her own sister!”
Aileika set down her teacup and leaned back in her chair. “But why do I feel like she was absolutely right? Are my ears playing tricks on me? Why do I suddenly have such an urge to beat you up! I feel my hands starting to move on their own, what should I do?”
Qiweiya subtly adjusted herself into a posture suitable for escape. “How could that be! I never flirt or cause trouble! I am such an upright person, always devoted! ‘Passing through a garden of ten thousand flowers, yet not a single petal clings to the body!’ That perfectly describes me!”
“Is that so~ ‘Passing’ through a garden of ten thousand flowers, or not a single petal ‘clings’ to the body? It feels like you’re confessing~”
Qiweiya clapped a hand over her mouth. “Damn, I’ve been exposed! Run!”
With a ‘hum,’ space rippled, but… it didn’t tear! Qiweiya looked at Aileika with a mournful expression. “Is it really necessary? You’re just wasting this law-level space-time confinement array in this conference room? All just to imprison me?”
Aileika clenched her knuckles, which audibly cracked, as she walked towards the trembling Qiweiya. “I don’t think using it to trap an Origin God lowers its prestige~ At the very least, I can properly discipline a certain goddess who loves to court death all day long~”
As Qiweiya wore a constipated expression, Aileika pulled out a demon realm version of a vibrator from behind her, along with several knotted ropes… And as if that weren’t enough, she produced gag balls and other items.
Qiweiya’s face had gone utterly pale, staring at the terrifying items clattering onto the floor. “How about a compromise… er, do you think I could choose what to use myself…?”
Aileika raised an eyebrow. “You can~ But the whip, candles, and ropes are non-negotiable! I’m curious to see what ‘goodies’ you’ll pick to spice things up~”
Qiweiya grimaced. “I won’t choose anything! These are already terrifying enough!”
Aileika narrowed her eyes. “Do you think that’s possible? If you don’t choose, I’ll pick for you! I guarantee you’ll have an explosive time~”
Qiweiya shivered, raising both hands. “Alright, alright, alright! I’ll pick, I’ll pick… Can I just pick one (with a crestfallen face)?”
Aileika nodded, closing her eyes. “Of course! What I fear is you *not* picking, that would be far too boring~”
Under Aileika’s domineering presence, Qiweiya, with a look of utter despair, picked up a spherical object… It was none other than the classic gag ball!
Aileika observed the gag ball in Qiweiya’s hand, smiling strangely. “Are you sure you want to pick this one~? If it gets damaged, it’s not my responsibility.”
Qiweiya, her face deathly pale, stood before Aileika, like a martyr facing execution, and shouted impassionedly, “Come on! Get it over with!”
Aileika smiled eerily. “Hehehe~ Since you’re so proactive, I can’t possibly spoil your fun~”
As Qiweiya wore an expression of utter disbelief, Aileika pushed a mirror in front of her.
“Clap, clap~” Aileika clapped her hands. “Don’t worry, this is just adding a little seasoning; nothing major will happen~”
Qiweiya’s face was ashen. “You’re playing a humiliation game! You’re truly terrifying…”
Aileika patted the whip she had picked up. “Then what do you think I brought these tools for? To give you a tutorial?”
Qiweiya became agitated. “I thought you were just messing around! I didn’t expect you to be serious! Holy crap, holy crap!”
Aileika lowered her head and said in a sinister tone, “Rather than letting you be tainted by those unsightly things in an academy full of men, I’d rather personally break you in now~”
Qiweiya shivered. “Hey, hey, hey! Girl, you’re practically broken already! Pick up your fallen moral compass and sense of honor! You’ll get screwed over like this!”
Aileika picked up the knotted ropes from the floor and swayed as she walked closer. “It doesn’t matter~ As long as I have Qiweiya, nothing else matters!”
Terrified, Qiweiya clawed at the walls, desperately searching for an escape. In her heart, she had already invoked God, Guanyin Bodhisattva, the Jade Emperor, the Three Pure Ones, and all other great deities.
Just as Aileika’s hand was about to grasp her, Qiweiya finally found a way to break free.
Qiweiya darted to where the window had been, waving at Aileika. “Since you’re so eager to vent, I think it’s best not to disturb you~ You can enjoy yourself slowly! Italian Cannon, come!”
With a thunderous crash, the array was shattered from the outside! Qiweiya mounted her motorcycle, which was already in its expanded mode, and sped off, covering vast distances at light speed.
Aileika furiously threw down the whip in her hand. “Qiweiya, the next time you return to the continent, that will be your moment to enjoy yourself again! And I won’t let you escape so easily then!”