Eighty-one Patches

As brilliant as falling petals, as dazzling as fireworks.

Everything in the world could not help but be captivated by her charm, like a radiant light, or a shooting star that grants people’s wishes.

So, who is this cute, beautiful, elegant, and beloved girl?

“That’s right, it’s me~”

Su Mo said so.

After the initial shock, she gradually calmed down, because she had read so many gender-bender novels that when it actually happened to her, she was only just a little surprised.

Rather than that, what Su Mo was more curious about now was why she had suddenly become like this.

She reached out and touched her fair, tender neck—where the severed mark had originally been, it had now disappeared without a trace.

“Looks like I don’t need to be a senior sister anymore.” Su Mo breathed a sigh of relief at this.

Looking at herself in the mirror, although her long pink hair was a little messy, she could still be described with the phrase “The number one beauty above the starry sky.”

Compared to Lofiel, that arrogant heroine, Su Mo’s appearance now had faintly surpassed hers.

Because even though Lofiel was a Mary Sue, she was still within the bounds of being human. But the Su Mo in the mirror, just standing there, seemed to embody all the beautiful things in the world.

Making living beings unable to resist leaning on her, relying on her, and then gradually falling in love with her.

Her existence seemed to be made from sugar, spice, beautiful things, and just a tiny bit of miracle.

Just standing there was enough to stir someone’s heartstrings.

“Am I an elf or a succubus now?”

But all the descriptions above seemed to have no effect on Su Mo herself.

After all, her principle in life had always been: if you take things lightly, life will be bright and fun.

So, since she had already turned into this, there was no point worrying anymore.

She had already transmigrated, so if she still fussed over details, wouldn’t that just be asking for trouble?

Since her “brother” was gone, Su Mo had no choice but to sit on the toilet and open the floodgates of the dam. Doing this for the first time as a girl, Su Mo also felt it was quite novel.

“Wasn’t it said that beautiful girls don’t go to the bathroom? Turns out that was all a lie. If you don’t go, aren’t you basically a pixiu?”

After closing the floodgates, Su Mo habitually wanted to give it a shake like before, but she didn’t have a siege cannon anymore.

So she could only lift her little butt and give it a gentle wiggle—just to complete the old habit.

Coming out of the bathroom, she returned to the guest room where she had stayed the night.

Su Mo planned to change her clothes, after all, she was still wearing the same outfit as last night, and it was covered in dried blood, which felt rather uncomfortable on her now delicate and tender skin.

Su Mo didn’t notice that in the past, she wouldn’t have cared about something like this at all. But now, she was subconsciously starting to dislike having dirty clothes on her.

She reached out and took off the now slightly loose clothes, pants, and underwear, revealing a delicate figure with perfect curves in the room.

Unfortunately, there was no one to see it.

“Huh? My body isn’t dirty at all?”

Looking at her smooth, fair skin that faintly glowed with a hint of pink, Su Mo spoke in confusion.

She sat on the bed, lowered her head to look at her dainty and alluring feet, then lifted them to check her soles. Just like her skin, they hadn’t picked up a single speck of dust—they were still perfectly clean.

As if something had blocked all unpleasant things from touching her, her entire body remained in a flawless state.

“Is this some kind of special constitution? Oh, right—Body Bro, are you still there?”

She put her feet down, then fell backward onto the bed, thinking of the body that had helped her escape last night. She was a little worried that after becoming like this, it might have disappeared.

To her relief, when she finished speaking, her body raised one slender arm and gave her a thumbs-up.

Seeing this, a smile appeared on Su Mo’s face.

The first thing she had seen after suddenly transmigrating into another world was Body Bro.

Even though it was her own body, Su Mo still felt a sense of closeness toward this “friend.”

It might sound a little narcissistic, but Su Mo thought—having such a good-looking body, of course she had the right to be a little narcissistic.

【Hello, Host.】

“Who!”

Just as Su Mo was about to take a nap, a cold, emotionless voice suddenly rang out in the room.

This startled Su Mo, and she quickly jumped onto the bed, nervously looking around.

She looked just like a startled pink kitten hissing defensively.

‘Has the Mary Sue already come to kill me?’

That was the first thought in Su Mo’s head.

【Hello, Host. I am your guide assistant. I will now explain your current situation.】

The voice sounded again. When she realized it wasn’t the Mary Sue, Su Mo deflated like a balloon, flopping softly onto the bed.

“Oh, come on. I thought it was the Mary Sue. Turns out it’s just a system.”

Su Mo spoke with her face buried in the blanket, her voice muffled. She knew systems far too well—but precisely because she knew them so well, she felt absolutely nothing.

In the past, systems would kill you if you failed. But nowadays, these systems were all weird and useless.

Some were basically just chatbots, completely pointless.

And this whole routine was so overused that it couldn’t spark any interest in her anymore.

“If you can help me deal with the Mary Sue, then I’ll bind with you. If not, then see yourself out.”

Su Mo turned her face to the side, a little out of breath, while her two slender legs lifted and dropped on the bed, kicking playfully.

Her two small feet swung back and forth with the motion of her legs, looking irresistibly tempting, making one want to grab them and play with them.

【I am not a system. After I finish explaining some things to you, I will automatically disappear.】

“Oh~ I’m so sad for you~”

Su Mo replied in a perfunctory tone.

【You can never go back.】

“So?” Su Mo said carelessly.

【The changes in your body must feel strange to you, but they are all normal.

These abilities and transformations all come from the revision plans you proposed.

When you, as the client, suggested revisions to the developer, you modified the plan 81 times.

And after you transmigrated, I installed all of these plans as patches on your body.

For example, Plan 23: How about turning Noah into an immortal? Like, a zombie who can survive even after being decapitated.

Plan 62: Since this is a yuri game, why not make Noah resurrect as a girl after dying, then get seduced by the Mary Sue during revenge and join her harem?

Plan 12: This villain is way too weak, right? Let’s spice things up—make his ‘thing’ detachable, so he can use it as a weapon that shoots projectiles. Wouldn’t that be more fun?

These are the patches you triggered automatically, and last night I activated the remaining 77 patches for you.

So right now, aside from the last patch, you have 80 active patches on your body.】