Isn’t this considered theft?
Well, I guess that won’t happen since I just took out my card and paid, but I’m a little uneasy.
Anyway, this is ridiculous.
Did you think that I would call it sexual harassment just by looking at your breasts?
Did you think I’d get reported?
No matter how suspicious the times are, that kind of thing is something you only see on the internet.
Well, it’s a good thing that I got a free 180,000 won webcam because of a misunderstanding.
“I should wrap this up or something… but it’s stuffy.”
It’s the same Ma- won I wore when I was a man, but the size is a bit small.
The shoulders are a bit smaller, the waist is empty, but the chest area is tight.
Because of that, it’s hard to zip it up even when it’s cold. If I just pull it up to the top, it ends up looking like something out of a pornographic doujinshi, with the bottom all buttoned up and only the chest exposed.
Just like right now.
When I walk around like this, it feels like I’m emphasizing my chest too much… but if I pull it all the way down, it’s cold, and if I pull it all the way up, it’s stuffy.
Anyway, I didn’t want to call it sexual harassment or anything just because someone looked at my chest for a few seconds.
It’s kind of… why aren’t they on the Internet?
It’s like a post on ‘Why do men die young’, an indescribable patheticness.
It’s like, ‘Ugh… is that really that good?’
I had the same thought.
When I was a man, I thought I wouldn’t know if I just glanced at her, but now that I’m the actual target, I realize.
I just see everything.
I need to take some time to reflect on myself up until now.
Anyway, I feel good now that I have money!
I don’t know much about underwear brands.
Maybe Big X Leah Secret?
I remember being indebted to Big X Leah’s advertisements a lot when I was young.
But I don’t really want to wear clothes that have frills or are flashy.
It’s more like a man’s pride…
No, I don’t understand why people like frills so much.
Anyway, since I don’t know much about bra brands, I decided to just go into a random department store.
Then I saw Cal X Leah…
I think they sell bras there too.
I was going to just go in and ask…
But before I knew it, I was caught by an employee and had my bra size measured.
“Uh… What’s your size? It’s really big? I think you’re going to be really uncomfortable right now.”
I felt really uncomfortable as I faced the employee in the changing room.
The staff’s gaze is also uncomfortable.
This person is a professional, so he or she may be looking at it without any ulterior motives.
“It’s a bit tight when I wear it.”
“It’s not that tight.. I’m sorry, but I’m not sure if we have your size. I’m really, really sorry, but could I… measure you?”
“Oh, okay, what is it?”
I said quietly and the employee looked at me again after a while.
What does that mean?
“Excuse me, customer, if we measure you… you have to take your clothes off
“Huh?!”
You have to take your clothes off you have to take your clothes off???
“Really?”
Yes.
Of course have to take my clothes off to measure you.
Of course I would. But… take your clothes off? In front of a woman?
Your bra?
Bare your chest and show me your T-shirt?
“Me???”
My voice sounded a little shrill even to me.
The employee nodded as if it was obvious.
Instead, she looked at me a little strangely.
“Um…can you tell me how to wear it.”
“You can measure while wearing it, but it’s not accurate. If it’s your regular size, it’s okay to wear it. Rather, you don’t need to measure it, but you… It’s so big, and if the size isn’t accurate, the shape will be ruined or something.”
The clerk laughed, saying, “It’s big, and if the shape is ruined, it won’t look good.”
Of course it would. But take it off?
In my previous life, I was in a department store that I’d only ever visited once, and in the changing room of the women’s underwear section, in front of a pretty woman, and I was forced to take off the bra I had somehow managed to squeeze into my body.
The employee’s gaze was the epitome of cool composure.
She’s a pro, I thought. When I looked at her again, she seemed curious?
It’s unsettling.
It was the first time I had ever worn underwear, so the moment I tried to take it off like I was taking off a T-shirt, the employee grabbed my wrist.
Oh my, you can’t do that here!
“Customer, you can’t take off a bralette like that.”
“Then how do I take it off.”
You should take it off like this, she said, pulling down the shoulder line of the bralette.
The weight gradually shifted to my shoulders.
Without a moment to move, the employee grabs the bralette and pulls it down.
It passes through my waist, my butt, and my thighs. While it’s being held by my body, the employee’s breathing caresses my body here and there.
I can’t help but blush.
What kind of an unusual situation is this?
Just a few days ago, the high school graduate, unemployed, and evil commenter who hadn’t talked to a girl since middle school was having her underwear taken off by a pretty woman who looked like the best cool beauty in the city.
“Ugh~”
I groaned involuntarily as her ticklish breath touched my thighs.
The employee hurriedly took off my underwear with his feet and coughed.
I’m sorry, I have nothing to say to the employee who is apologizing.
I’m more sorry..
The employee who had been slightly bowing her head raised her head and took a short breath.
Yes, it’s a bit of a visual shock at first glance.
It’s my chest, but I wonder if this is the actual size.
It’s the size you’d expect to see in a video.
But don’t department store employees see this size a lot?
No one comes here with this size to measure themselves, so that’s why.
“Customer, if it’s like this…I measure it for you first.”
Is it the same as when I measured it at home? The clerk is measuring it here and there, but I’m not sure what the size is.
She’s wrapping the tape measure around my back and chest, but it’s a little different from how I measured it.
As expected from an expert.
“But… I’m really, really, really sorry, but… Can I touch your chest?”
My voice gets smaller.
My brain stops for a moment at the clerk’s words.
You want to touch my chest?
Why on earth? Isn’t it enough to take it off?
“Uh…”
“No, I’m not doing it because I have selfish intentions!”
Don’t deny it like that.
It seems like you have selfish intentions.
“If you want to wear the bra comfortably, you have to… touch it a little bit to measure it!
I’m not doing it because I really want to touch it.”
“No, it’s not like it’s going to wear out, so I can touch it.”
The clerk desperately denied it, so I blurted out something I didn’t mean.
I could tell that my face was red without even looking in the mirror, so the employee must have sensed that what I said was nonsense.
“Then..” she said, and the employee lifted my chest slightly.
My shoulders felt relaxed and the employee opened her eyes wide.
Are they heavy?
They’re really heavy, too. I really think I’ll fall if I go braless.
I need to get a reduction surgery.
I put the bra the employee chose in my shopping bag and went outside.
The employee also chose panties for me, and she said, “Customer, I’m not joking at all, but this is the first time in 5 years of working at an underwear store that you look this good.”
I wonder how many people have been there for the first time.
Who will be her first? I almost thought-
Bomoo confidently walked out of the department store. Who am I?
The owner of a bra that fits my size.
Originally, my chest was stuffy and I was so tired that I would sag, but now my shoulders are straight and I can even make eye contact with the part-timer.
No matter how many men keep coming and acting like shit, I thought to myself as I walked, “Who am I?
“CabKlein Bra Owner”.
I’m at a department store so I want to buy some clothes, but no matter where I go, there are people looking back and asking for my number, so I’m really starting to lose interest.
“You’re really pretty, can I have your number?”
Nah lol. I’m wearing a mask, where the hell did you see my face?
The f*ck, you were just staring at my chest.
“Haven’t we seen you a lot somewhere? You look familiar lol.”
What the heck, what are you looking at?
It hasn’t been that long since I became a TS, how could you see me?
Did you have a dream?
“Excuse me, I have something to ask you. Do you have a free time?”
Ask questions to any of your n*ggas, you little shit.
“Excuse me, can I ask you directions? Where is the path to my heart?”
I’ve experienced some shit like refusing to get my number and then getting my number dialed again, and I’ve heard some fucking loser people around me mumbling things like “Damn, you’re such a fucking idiot” who probably only uses the internet, and on the bus, when I’m so confused, they slyly stick their arm out…
They push too hard, so I glared at them and they immediately ran away in a hurry.
[Domestic Net Mahjong Wontop X Bong 9-dan composer Pae Bo-bok-gi only comes]
“These days, virtual YouTubers are all the rage, and I was going to try setting up a virtual YouTuber for today’s broadcast, but there were a lot of things to install here and there, so I just turned it on.”
I forced myself to turn on the broadcast despite my tired body.
Even though it’s only my second broadcast, I feel comfortable for some reason.
Is it because I’m cut out for broadcasting, or is it because these ‘customers’ are actually the ones I see in the gallery every day?
I can’t tell.
= What a virtual YouTuber = Teacher, wouldn’t it be better to just criticize? =
It’s hard to be a virtual YouTuber these days.
It’s a red ocean.
If you want to pay individual taxes instead of corporate taxes, you have to get illustrations and rigging and all that stuff, so isn’t it tiring?
“What’s corporate tax and what’s individual tax?
And they’re just talking about stuff that only they know, you fucking nerds.
Tsk tsk.
No, the reason I said I’d be a YouTuber is because I feel empty without any pictures or a microphone.
I heard you don’t really like broadcasts where only your voice is shown?”
They call you a Dullahan.
But a Dullahan doesn’t have a neck, so why do you call it a Dullahan when you don’t turn on the cam?
I don’t get it.
= If you just use your voice as a one-tool, you’re just sucking up to the idiots ===
Oh, a Dullahan?
Please call me a Dullahan enthusiast =
There are a lot of good Dullas,
Are you talking after watching the broadcast? =
What the f*ck, why do you watch that kind of stuff?
Are you a real Dullahan? =
Meat researcher zz
“Okay-Please stop talking nonsense in the chat window.
Please focus on me-
What are you fighting about in a broadcast with less than 30 people?
You’ll be blocked for 10 minutes if you fight.”
I suppressed the guys who were fighting among themselves by blocking them for 30 minutes.
This kind of thing needs to be suppressed early so that discipline can be maintained and it can be done later on.
If you just sit there and do nothing in the beginning like “Oh, what do I do~”, there’s no answer.
Aren’t they just going to leave because they got blocked?
If they’re going to leave, they’re going to leave.
Do I have to sit around and deal with that?
Anyway, the kids who get blocked after talking shit in the chat and then don’t watch -_- are not the kids who will watch my broadcast until the end.
And it’s not even a permanent block, it’s a temporary block.
“Anyway, I was going to do some revenge because I applied in the gallery yesterday and got pushed here and there, but if there’s anyone who says that they got really beaten up and that they feel wronged, please stand in line first.
Why am I doing it first?
Usually, the kids who say that are the kids who don’t think about their own mistakes and fight, so those kind of revenges are usually really funny.”
= It’s a problem =
Please come from the Camarker course =20a=
If you look at the kids who are sighing lol
It’s too bad to see it now.]”
Oh, thank you 5,000 won.
“Yes, just kidding-Please call me a crazy bitch or a money-crazy bitch.
Anyway, I’ll watch that one first and then continue reviewing the ones I missed.
If you’re going to try it now, did you raise it to the Dongpungjeon (Reference 2) up to Geumtak?
The kids who come to Dongpungchida think that it’s double the arithmetical value of Dongpung 4 countries and Banjang 8 countries, but that’s not it.
Banjang and Dongpung have completely different tactics and approaches.”
Notepad is the best for explaining concepts.
Let’s turn it on.
“For example, in Dongpung, after playing Oyaman-gwan (Reference 3) or a 3-game game once, if you just run away like a dog, you’re guaranteed 3rd place, and if you’re lucky, you can even aim for 1st place, right?
Especially, if you catch Oya in the 1st or 2nd game and get a point like that, then in the 3rd or 4th game, you try to get a thousand or two thousand points and raise your ranking by destroying all the menzens and playing like a dog (picking up the cards that other people (Taga) have discarded and completing your own mentsu), so if everyone is in a hurry and plays quickly, you’ll quickly get to 4 countries.
But since the class leader has 8 countries, Oya only plays twice.
So even if you just play Oyaman-gwan like Dongpung and run away, since it’s 8 countries, everyone thinks that they shouldn’t catch up too quickly, or that they can turn the tables when their own Oya comes back, so they don’t play so quickly.
Even if you miss Oya in the east, you can have that kind of mindset to turn the tables like a dog by playing 5-repeated cards in the south.
Then, no matter how much you run away, it’s bound to get shot at some point.
Everyone tells me not to rush it.”
[Mr. oo donated 2,000 won.]
= While playing Dongpung, I was able to climb up easily by eating a thousand points with Tangyao (Reference 4) or Yeokpae (Reference 5), but it’s completely different when it comes to Banjangjeon.
Banjangjeon really isn’t easy .=
Dude, if you play Banjangjeon, you’ll realize that it’s the same. =
It’s all thanks to the newbies out there! =
Kick the high-priced rice!
= When talking about my feelings about the game, shouldn’t I kick out that bastard who is like “Gobongbap-ee-nal-zz”?
“No-Why do you have to respect me? You could’ve just said it in the chat.”
It’s always nice to be praised for my mahjong skills.
Should I at least react?
Usually, people who play in a broadcast react to donations to a certain extent, like that.
What about swearing at me?
= Teachers, please stop your abnormal sexual desires.. =
Your voice is nice, how about whispering into the mic like ASMR? =
You don’t really need to react, just watch Paebo well Ï€
“ASMR? It’s like whining into the mic and rubbing and eating something, right?
I don’t really like that kind of thing.
Well, let’s think about reacting later…
Anyway, when you first play Banjangjeon, you have a hard time adjusting.
This is a bit of a different story, but I started playing mahjong with Kukpyo.
If you play Kukpyo, you know that it’s basic 16 countries, but Lichi has 4 countries and 8 countries, so I thought, what kind of mahjong is this?”
Furthermore, Kukpyo doesn’t have concepts like Furiten (Reference 6) or Dorana Wangpae.
Anyway, it’s more convenient because there are no complicated rules.
Of course, I quit Kukpyo because it brought back bad memories.
= Message has been deleted] =
So you played Kukpyo for the first time…
What is your nationality?
[Message deleted] =
Senjok CCCC
[Message deleted]
“Right-block for 10 minutes.
Where should I hide it? Do you know?
Gukpyo is a game that depends much less on luck than Leechi.
I learned mahjong from my dad, and around that time, Gukpyo had just come to Korea and stuff.
Before that, everyone played something like Beijing Mahjong or some other mahjong?
But I only played Gukpyo, so I don’t know much about Chinese regional mahjong,”
My dad, no, my father, to put it nicely, was a person who knew style, but to put it badly, he was just a thoughtless person.
He didn’t know how to save money, and he lived by the feeling that he’d spend it all when he got money and play, eat, and enjoy life.
Maybe the reason he ran away was because he felt like, “I can’t enjoy my life if you guys are here!”
= My dad taught me this fucking game, my dad’s personality is CCC..
No- =
My dad teaching mahjong is really cool =
Chatting CCC
Isn’t that a padrike?
“I don’t care – It’s inertia to just call me a dad, and I’m actually a dad who fled to the dad.
It has been, you have been there =
“This – This is a reformed baby for 30 minutes.
Do you know? Nowadays, when I talk about the facts, I’m caught and executed, so know.”
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Translation issues aside, the formatting for this novel is really hard to read I don’t know if is like this on the original but trying to get what are “chat messages”, makes it really hard to read…
The translation has been updated!