Subtitle: Creator God, so you just want me to be your American Dad?
Hello everyone, my name is Qiweiya. I was originally a complete otaku, indulging in Japanese anime, games, and novels every single day.
Then I met the light of my life. That’s right! He was an Uncle in a bunny girl outfit and black stockings.
…………Written as Creator God, read as……………
Pervert.
Since then, my daily routine has involved him throwing me into various alternate worlds, constantly subjecting me to novel—or rather, bizarre—methods of courting death.
If I had known I’d have to babysit, I wouldn’t have chosen a scythe! I might as well have picked a bow and arrow to be like Zhao ‘Hua’ Tian or Gilgamesh, a behind-the-scenes boss. Others handle issues, and when there are none, I handle others. Thinking about it like that… hey! That actually sounds unexpectedly exciting.
But the truth made my tears fall. Not only was I turned into a permanent, legally loli, but I was also sealed away!
I take back what I said! The Creator God is nothing but a scam; where was the light?
To be given the world’s greatest power, only to then be sealed away… Not only was my power sealed, but I was also confined! This is even more infuriating than those trashy cultivation games where you start as a weakling and slowly become an overpowered protagonist.
In short, it’s a scam, a scam, a scam!
Screw being the world’s number one! First under the Creator God, my ass!
If you wanted to keep me in lifelong confinement and play an idle S&M game with me, you should have just said so! As a god, shouldn’t you be more honest, with less scheming and more sincerity? Is it really fun to constantly plot and calculate like this?
You even tricked me into choosing a scythe to help you manage the world! So, even if I had chosen a bow and arrow, I would still have ended up being your world police, like America’s dad.
[Creator God: Oh! You found out!]
America’s dad at least has plenty of benefits! But I, the moment I arrived, was met with various displays of dominance! What kind of absurd reality show is this?
Now, having been thoroughly tricked, I can only silently accumulate wealth, determined to stealthily overthrow the Creator God. ‘Wait, why do I feel like I’ve become a schemer? No, no, no… this is all the world’s fault! For the slaves to rise and sing, for cuteness and justice, for lolis and maidens! I’m not wrong, ahhh…’
“Administrator, unstable factors have appeared on the continent. You must descend immediately to continue judgment.”
‘See? Here it comes, the daily life of a world police.’
Qiweiya cleared her throat. “Ahem, ahem! What about the restrictions on my great scythe? And the time I spend in the lower realm won’t be deducted from my vacation time, will it?”
“Administrator, do you think I would do something so despicable?”
‘No, no, no, I think you’re just a bigger scammer than Jaina Proudmoore from Warcraft. And that’s a conservative estimate.’
“Then can you please lift my restrictions first! And quickly remove the Temple’s divine decree of confinement!”
In Qiweiya’s perception, the power in her body surged back to how it was before the Creator God’s schemes took hold! The Freezing Scythe of Judgment was also freed from all its restrictions. One phrase summed it up: ‘I feel invincible now, 2333.’
From the primordial space, she summoned her scythe, which now radiated ice-blue and sacred golden light due to the lifted restrictions.
She walked to the temple entrance. “Hey? Where’s the enemy?”
“Administrator, do you require teleportation?”
Are you kidding? If I teleport, how can I execute justice from above? “No need. Just tell me the location.”
A piece of information appeared in her mind, and Qiweiya curled her lips slightly. “I didn’t expect such convenient magic to exist.”
“Administrator, please engage as soon as possible. That Void monster has already begun to destroy the continental structure.”
She waved her small hand, looking calm. “Oh, it’s nothing. I don’t believe a single Void monster could be stronger than me, the world’s most powerful Origin God.”
With a serious expression, she held her scythe horizontally across her chest. “Goddess of Ice and Snow, Qiweiya, sortie!”
She leaped down the steps, and as she was about to leave the temple, she stomped on the void with a *boom*. After pushing off, Qiweiya streaked towards the continent’s far north, sparks flying from the friction with the atmosphere.
****
I was originally a Void Wolf, living happily in the void, but today I suddenly found myself in a world that had clearly just appeared.
We welcome new worlds without hesitation, taking everything. Our Void race survives by devouring the world’s origin. After all, who wouldn’t be happy with more food?
Just as I, overjoyed, was about to feast, a maiden descended from the sky. She was like a meteor, but I wasn’t concerned about meteors. After all, physical attacks are the least of our worries as Void creatures. However, the energy emanating from this maiden, comparable to the total energy of a high-tier world, could not be ignored. While we are immune to most energy attacks, this kind of energy, imbued with the characteristics of rules and mixed with divine decrees of order, is our absolute bane.
Qiweiya saw the pitch-black, wolf-like creature, covered in red markings, glaring at her with wary eyes. Perhaps an ordinary person would be intimidated by this hundred-meter-tall beast, but Qiweiya felt like laughing. ‘This reminds me of the huskies I used to see in videos all the time.’
“Maiden, why have you come here? There seems to be nothing here worthy of a powerhouse like you.”
Qiweiya flew out of the enormous crater created by her violent impact, rising to the same height as the wolf’s head.
Her cherry lips parted slightly. “You know exactly why I’ve come, don’t you? The aura of order emanating from me, as the world’s Administrator, must be quite familiar to you, who devour worlds, correct?” Her scythe danced lightly, stirring up a terrifying cold wind around Qiweiya. “I prefer intense close-quarters combat over ranged battles.”
The Void Wolf’s beastly pupils sharply contracted. *Whoosh!* Although it dodged the fatal spot with its quick reflexes, the upper right side of its back was easily cleaved by the scythe, which had given it a terrifying sense of danger, leaving a deep wound.
Qiweiya wore a slightly maniacal expression. “Ara, ara! Why hide? Aren’t you willing to get intimate with me for a moment?”
The Void Wolf’s eye twitched violently. “Your words are somewhat problematic. As a rare Void race, I have a responsibility to survive.”
Qiweiya’s lips curved upward. “Responsibility, you say? If that’s the case, then let me see the skill that has allowed you to survive until now!”
*Swish, swish, swish, clank!* Qiweiya’s four consecutive slashes were all evaded by the giant wolf with uncanny angles. The one time she nearly struck, it blocked with its right claw and pushed her back.
A hint of a smile flashed in the Void Wolf’s eyes. “I see it now. Though you possess immense power, you don’t know how to use it. You gained this power instantly, didn’t you? Then I shall take you down as well.” The giant wolf suddenly twisted its waist, its broad tail generating a terrifying sonic boom as it slammed towards Qiweiya.
Qiweiya swung her scythe, using the inertia of her power to dodge the terrifying smash. *Thud!* The tail struck a mountain behind her, causing the massive peak to immediately shatter.
Seeing its attack miss, the giant wolf unleashed several more attacks that tore through the void.
*Clang, clang, clang…* Qiweiya cautiously dodged the attacks, occasionally using her scythe to parry when she couldn’t avoid them.
‘Damn it! At this rate, I’ll be defeated sooner or later.’
“Administrator, how long will you hesitate before using your true power? Do you not trust the abilities the Creator God bestowed upon you?”
Qiweiya frowned. “Can I truly trust you?”
“Administrator, you have no need to worry about such things. Given your past self, Creator God would have no reason to scheme against you. If you still cannot understand, then be defeated and gravely injured by this foolish dog.”
Qiweiya exhaled. “Hey, you stupid dog, I’m about to use my true power. Try not to die too quickly.”
“Why, oh why, in this wide world…” As she sang a song she had heard in her previous life, she felt the power in her body and soul begin to boil. The giant wolf’s attacks continued, but it also sensed a change in Qiweiya, making its assaults even more ferocious.
“As if fate lay ahead, leading me here, guiding me.” Her scythe, moving with an arcane rhythm, traced golden arcs that nullified all of the giant wolf’s attacks.
“Hands joined together, for me, who felt lost, the kindness I received, surely cannot be forgotten.”
Qiweiya appeared instantly before the giant wolf, striking down with an aura that seemed to tear everything apart.
The Void Wolf’s fur stood on end, and it used its Void race’s innate talent to disappear into the void, reappearing in the distance.
A terrifying high-dimensional collapse occurred in its previous location, pulverizing everything within several hundred miles into nothingness. “Why is this happening! This maiden clearly didn’t have such powerful moves before? Why, why?” Even as it pondered, the giant wolf dodged another terrifying cleave.
“Rather than brushing things aside with a fake smile, rather than merely observing, facing them head-on with true feelings is my way.”
Qiweiya stomped on the void with her left foot, and lines of divine decree runes appeared on her scythe. “Six Forms of Judgment: Flowing Blossom, Cherry Snow Slash!”
The giant wolf felt that the void around it had been sealed, preventing it from escaping, and it was also locked down by the opponent’s divine sense, unable to move. “Since I can’t dodge, then let’s clash with abandon!” The red markings across the giant wolf’s body emitted terrifying Void energy fluctuations, and its massive maw opened, compressing pure Void energy that, accompanied by fragments of shattered space-time, blasted towards Qiweiya’s judgment technique.
“If these feelings, and your feelings, align, then surely, we are together, aren’t we?”
The giant wolf’s energy blast was still nullified by the suppression of the world’s order, and the cherry blossom-shaped judgment technique instantly struck the Void Wolf’s body.
By the time Qiweiya clearly perceived what had happened, the Void Wolf had vanished without a trace, not even leaving remains.
“Maiden, your skill is indeed courageous, but though you defeated me once, you cannot repel others of my caliber, of whom there are at least many. Prepare to accept the trials of the Void! I will await you in the Void Underworld Sea.”
“Administrator, you may return to the Temple.”
Qiweiya lowered her head. “Can I truly protect this world from these inherently terrifyingly powerful Void races…?”
“Administrator, your power is beyond doubt. As the Administrator chosen by the Creator God, your talent can be said to be among the pinnacle of countless worlds. Do not bring shame upon Creator God.”
Qiweiya did not immediately lift her head. After a moment of contemplation, she suddenly looked up. “I will definitely protect this world! Definitely! Not for anything else, but for the Creator God granting me a chance to transcend the ordinary, and for all the vibrant life in this newborn world. I have a responsibility and an obligation to bear this honor!”
Before entering the Temple, Qiweiya turned and addressed all beings on the continent: “I swear by my name as the First God under the Creator God, and as Qiweiya, the Primal Blizzard, the Goddess of Ice and Snow, one of the Seven Origin Gods! As long as I exist, no beings from outer worlds or other temporal spaces shall ever harm you! For I shall make them tremble with fear, despair, and unease the moment they approach this world. My divine name shall awe the Void! Remember the name of the God who protects you! I am Qiweiya, the Primal Blizzard, the strongest God who wields the authority of judgment!”
Having made her declaration, Qiweiya walked into the Temple without a backward glance.