Please Give Me More Jokes Like This!

“This garter belt… how do you put it on?”

“Let me see… This garter belt is a set with the panties. You have to wear these panties to clip the stockings on. Do you want to change your… panties too?”

“I… I think I’ll pass… Will it be a problem if I don’t clip the garters?”

“Mainly, without the straps to hold them up, the stockings will tend to slip down.”

“I’m only wearing this for a little while, so I’ll skip the straps. Uh… what about these breast pads?”

“Just stick them in. Here, let me help you… The clasp in the back hooks like this~”

“I’ve learned so much useless knowledge…”

“Don’t worry. Even if it was useless before, it’ll definitely come in handy in the future.”

“…Why?”

“Because with cross-dressing, it’s either zero times or countless times~”

“…Then I’ll be in your care from now on.”

“You’ve already accepted a future of countless cross-dressing so quickly?! Hmm… it would be my pleasure to serve you~”

Finally, I placed the sparkling princess crown on my head. I clasped my small hands together in front of me, feeling very embarrassed. My lower body felt chilly, with a cold breeze blowing up my skirt.

Exusiai pushed open the wooden door of the changing room and, with a flourish of her hands, presented me with a triumphant “Ta-da~”.

Because I wasn’t used to the high heels, I stepped out of the changing room very slowly. The heels made a crisp clicking sound, and as I walked, I felt a sense of power. My back naturally straightened to maintain my balance.

This feeling… was actually pretty good?

As soon as I stepped out of the changing room, I was facing the huge mirror that took up the entire wall.

In the clear mirror world, a stunningly beautiful maiden was walking with confident steps towards a world that was embracing her.

A face as delicate as if all the beauty in the world had been gathered together, eyes as bright as if they reflected the entire night sky, hair as gorgeous as if it were painted with thick ink, a dress as moving as if it were woven from a dream, high heels as translucent as if they were carved from ice, a crown as noble as if it had exhausted the resources of an entire nation…

A girl, the beloved of all the beauty in the world, was reflected in the mirror world. It was as if it were the mirror’s greatest honor to be able to reflect such a figure.

I stood there, dazed, in the middle of the dance studio, foolishly staring at the stunning figure in the mirror. And that figure was also looking at me. Those eyes, crafted by stealing the entire brilliance of the starry sky, were fixed on me, as if there were no one else in the world.

…Is this, is this me?

Being stared at by the impossibly beautiful eyes of the person in the mirror, my face suddenly flushed and my heart started pounding. I felt that the image of my dream lover was quietly changing.

In that moment, in a daze, I made a decision that I didn’t know if I would regret:

JOJO, I’m not going to be a Gang Star anymore! I’m going to be Snow White!!

A huge gasp of amazement came from my side. “Wow!!! This is too beautiful, isn’t it?!!!”

I foolishly turned my graceful, swan-like neck and looked at the constantly amazed Rei. The cute girl was clutching her heart, her eyes, which were fixed on me, full of fascination.

I, Kiriko, had successfully captivated the girl I liked with my own beauty…

“You don’t mind if I take a few pictures, right?~”

Exusiai’s smiling voice came from the side. I looked at her and slowly shook my head, indicating that I didn’t mind. At the same time, I noticed that she was staring at me while licking her thin lips with her small, delicate tongue. The sight of it made me feel for a moment as if I were lying on a dining table, and Exusiai was about to eat this delicious and sweet meal all up.

I fidgeted with my fingers, which were clasped in front of my long dress, and shyly turned my head away.

After Exusiai had used all her knowledge from photography class to take a few solo pictures of me, Rei let out a “whoo-hoo~~” and charged towards me like a bugler sounding the charge. She threw her small arms around my slender waist, leaned her soft body against me, and giggled, “Ehehe,” before saying to Exusiai, “Take a picture of the two of us~~”

Before my transformation, because I often spent time with Rei, there was inevitably some physical contact. I was always a little embarrassed, feeling like I was taking advantage of a girl. But at this moment, it was completely the other way around. I felt like she was the one taking advantage of me…

But it didn’t matter. As the old saying goes: you may be profiting, but I’m definitely not losing out!

Rei pressed her hot, soft body against me and had Exusiai take several pictures. Then they swapped. Exusiai asked Rei to take pictures, then walked over to me and, in a swift motion, scooped me up in a princess carry.

“Wah…”

A small gasp escaped my lips. A feeling of weightlessness spread throughout my body. My legs instantly clamped together, and I leaned against Exusiai’s thin but steady embrace, my cheeks flushing.

Click—click click click—

Rei took a whole series of pictures.

I felt like a statue at a tourist attraction, with these two inexperienced tourists frantically taking pictures with me. If there was any difference between me and a statue, it was probably that you couldn’t pick up a statue for a photo op.

While we were having fun, or rather, while the two of them were having fun with me, Exusiai’s phone, which was in her pocket, suddenly rang, startling her.

She gently put me down, took out her phone, and saw that the caller ID was Black-sensei, the same teacher with the rather unique take on taking attendance who had just taught our News Writing class.

Exusiai answered the phone with a puzzled look. Since the dance studio was very quiet, I could clearly hear Black-sensei’s voice on the other end of the line:

[Is this student Exusiai? I just turned in the homework for the news headline writing in class, and there’s a little problem with yours.]

Exusiai looked completely baffled, as if she had no idea what the problem could be. “Hi there, Sensei, this is Exusiai. My homework… what’s wrong with it?”

The sound of rustling paper came from the other end of the line. Soon, Black-sensei said:

 [For example, for the news about the major breakthrough in head transplant surgery in the United States, your headline was <Head-Connecting Tyrant>; for the news about a major design flaw in an apartment building where a staircase leads directly into a wall and a door on the second floor opens to a cliff, you gave it the headline <Ubisoft Game>.

And for the news about a giant panda in the park learning to dance with its hands up, you just went with <French Panda>. Is insulting France really that fun? Ubisoft is also French, so that’s two insults to France in a row!

And for the only headline you wrote without any spaces, it was about a famous painting being auctioned. The content of the painting was a man and a woman in bed. I asked you to come up with a headline that both described the content of the painting and was eye-catching, and you gave me <Yukinoshita Yukino is in Class>. What did Yukinoshita-san ever do to you?!]

Pfft…

I couldn’t help but let out a wicked laugh.