It was impossible to have entered the wrong room, but Tian Zheng turned around and left without a moment’s hesitation. Perhaps he thought the couple in the room were in a compromising position? Of course, he probably forgot that Bai Xia was already an adult.
However, coincidentally, just as the man turned to leave with Bai Xia, someone else entered the room at the same time. Because of the close proximity, Tian Zheng had just turned around when the person he was carrying suddenly collided into two enormous figures!
Bai Xia, who had been abruptly picked up, was so startled that she forgot to struggle. With her vision obscured, she thought she had been blinded.
“Cough… I’m sorry.” Tian Zheng was momentarily stunned, then quickly backed away and set Bai Xia down.
It was only as he retreated that Bai Xia finally got a clear look at the person who had just entered and inadvertently ‘delivered’ a headshot with their chest. Undoubtedly, it was a woman, a tall and slender girl. Bai Xia, who stood at only 1.5 meters, had to tilt her head slightly to see the girl’s face.
What was most striking, however, wasn’t her exceptionally pure face, but rather the ridiculously exaggerated accumulation of fat on her chest, so enormous that it seemed to dominate the entire world if looked at closely.
In Bai Xia’s memory, only the mysterious NPC Qingcheng had a figure that could rival this. Was this even humanly possible, or had the game data been deliberately altered?
As Bai Xia pondered whether walking with such a massive chest would be tiring, the girl who had entered noticed their presence. Without a care for the awkward first encounter, the girl focused her gaze on Bai Xia and Tian Zheng. She tilted her head and smiled sheepishly, “Was I the last one to arrive? I’m sorry, I had some things to take care of.”
“It’s okay, we just got here too.”
Tian Zheng shook his head, and then noticed the girl’s gaze shift to Bai Xia. Her eyes sparkled with fascination, “So, this adorable little girl is the one Qin Zheng was going to introduce to us? Wow, she’s so tiny, even smaller than Perky! Can I hug you?”
Bai Xia, remembering her brief loss of vision, hesitated. But before she could react, she was already enveloped in a tight embrace.
“Mmm! Mmm! Mmmm!”
Thank goodness this was a game; otherwise, she might have been smothered!
As Bai Xia felt herself becoming lightheaded, Tian Zheng finally intervened.
“That’s enough, Butterfly. You’re scaring her.”
Seeing Bai Xia, who had been abruptly pulled into a tight hug, almost completely engulfed, Tian Zheng’s expression was a mix of discomfort and frustration. First, she was exposed to an explicit scene, and now she was greeted with a face-full of… It was all quite overwhelming, even for Tian Zheng, who had assured Bai Xia that his friends were reliable.
However, seeing the way things were unfolding, he couldn’t help but wonder if any of them were truly reliable. Tian Zheng spoke, and the girl, known in the game as Dream Butterfly, reluctantly released Bai Xia from her embrace.
As soon as she let go, Bai Xia quickly backed away, almost falling to the ground in her haste. Fortunately, Tian Zheng was there to steady her.
Escaping the terrifying embrace, Bai Xia took several deep breaths, feeling like she might develop a lifelong ‘milk phobia.’ Just then, someone tapped her shoulder, and she turned to see the red-haired girl who had been sitting with another man. When had she moved over?
The red-haired girl patted Bai Xia’s shoulder and said solemnly, “It’s terrifying, isn’t it? I almost suffocated too, in the physical sense.”
“Wow, Perky, you’re being so mean to me!”
Before Bai Xia could react, Dream Butterfly couldn’t help but retort. But the red-haired girl merely glanced at her, then pulled out a crystal staff and pointed it at her chest, “Am I wrong? You, the heretic who deserves to be burned at the stake, you giant-breasted alien!”
“Giant-breasted alien? That’s a bit much, don’t you think?”
“Flat-chested alien?”
The two seemed to be arguing intensely, but Bai Xia could tell that their relationship was actually quite close, reminding her of her old friends who used to tease each other.
Just as she was starting to drift off again, the girl known as Perky in the game suddenly pulled her hand and said earnestly, “Let’s form an alliance.”
“What kind of alliance?”
Caught off guard by the sudden action, Bai Xia could only stare blankly. Perky didn’t respond immediately but looked down at Bai Xia’s chest. In an instant, her calm eyes flickered with understanding, as if she had found a fellow warrior on the battlefield, ready to die at any moment.
“Of course, the alliance of the flat-chested. Let’s burn the traitor with big breasts!”
Bai Xia:
I don’t really care about breast size.
Although she felt a bit speechless, when Bai Xia looked at Perky’s chest, she could understand why the girl was so resentful. Bai Xia thought her current body was already pitiful enough, but upon closer inspection, there was still a noticeable curve, at least not completely flat.
But for Perky, well, she was probably perfect for running a marathon? Of course, Bai Xia wouldn’t say that out loud, but she definitely wasn’t interested in joining any strange alliance. So, to Perky’s enthusiasm, she could only respond with a forced smile and a change of subject, “Um… why not just adjust your stats when creating your character if you want bigger breasts?”
“That’s because those are just fake, and choosing them would mean surrendering to reality!”
Perky’s expression was serious, and she almost looked cool, but then her friend ruthlessly exposed her, “White Summer, don’t listen to her nonsense. This girl didn’t adjust her stats because after modifying her appearance, she was so careless that she didn’t even notice there was an option for body adjustments. She’s been regretting it ever since.”
“You’re lying! How dare you slander me! I’ll smite you, you traitor!”
Perky, no longer calm, leaped at her friend, but was caught by Tian Zheng, who grabbed her by the collar and threw her backward. She was caught by the tall, muscular man who had just gotten up.
“Control your wife.”
The man, known as Qian Zhong in the game, sighed in exasperation and patted Perky’s head to soothe her. Perky, who was about to say something, immediately quieted down under Tian Zheng’s stern gaze. Dream Butterfly, however, still wore a playful smile, “Yeah, big bro, you better control Perky. Look, she’s about to bully me to death!”
Eh? After hearing Dream Butterfly’s words, Perky’s reaction aside, Bai Xia was a bit surprised. After all, according to Dream Butterfly, she was Qian Zhong’s sister?
Looking at the two, although they didn’t resemble each other in appearance, Bai Xia had to admit they shared some common traits… they were both very tall! Additionally, if she remembered correctly, Dream Butterfly had called Tian Zheng ‘Big Brother Qin,’ so was her boss’s name Qin, or did it include the character ‘Qin’?
Bai Xia glanced at the man beside her, her expression thoughtful.
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[Translator’s Note: The character names and some slang terms have been translated and adjusted for a more natural English reading experience. The tone and style of the original text have been maintained, with a focus on creating a smooth, engaging narrative.]